>at strip club with girlfriend >don't normally go but it's my birthday and I wanted to >really drunk >older stripper comes up and tries to seduce me for a dance >tell her no I don't think so right away >she just can't get the hint >says ''maybe later' as she caresses me and walks away >drunk self kicks in when I try to whisper to the gf >practically yelling 'YA,IN MY NIGHTMARES' over the loud music >stripper was not walking away but just standing behind me >flips the fuck out >girlfriend has to jump in to try to explain that I was incredibly drunk
Anyways, anyone else have any good titty bar stories?
why does this buttplug have a door stop glued to it....
Jacob Phillips
That's the weakest and most uninteresting retard story I've ever read, you absolute beta male.
Ian Moore
So you can Brrroing it, dumbass.
Kevin Adams
Maybe you have someone else slap a door on your ass?
Lucas Allen
My first trip was a little awkward some guy at work who I never talked to invited me for his 18th bday we went to a club and then the strip club with his mom and dad. Mom not bad looking with fake tits but never saw anything. About a year later I saw my teacher fully nude dancing on the pole and 2 classmates tits when we went after the last night of school. Also when I was about 27 at a coworkers 50th b-day I had two strippers get me down to my boxers, pull my boxers below my ass and whip me with a belt, lay me on the ground and one straddle my dick and rub my chest while the other one stood over me pouring tequila in my mouth, then they both put me in a chair, one sat on each leg, and they both started making out with me at their request.
Samuel Johnson
I later went back and dropped like 50k but that's a lot less interesting as it's mostly just night after night of dating the youngest girls at the bar for about a year... who cares.
