>at strip club with girlfriend >don't normally go but it's my birthday and I wanted to >really drunk >older stripper comes up and tries to seduce me for a dance >tell her no I don't think so right away >she just can't get the hint >says ''maybe later' as she caresses me and walks away >drunk self kicks in when I try to whisper to the gf >practically yelling 'YA,IN MY NIGHTMARES' over the loud music >stripper was not walking away but just standing behind me >flips the fuck out >girlfriend has to jump in to try to explain that I was incredibly drunk
Anyways, anyone else have any good titty bar stories?
why does this buttplug have a door stop glued to it....
Jacob Phillips
That's the weakest and most uninteresting retard story I've ever read, you absolute beta male.
Ian Moore
So you can Brrroing it, dumbass.
Kevin Adams
Maybe you have someone else slap a door on your ass?
Lucas Allen
My first trip was a little awkward some guy at work who I never talked to invited me for his 18th bday we went to a club and then the strip club with his mom and dad. Mom not bad looking with fake tits but never saw anything. About a year later I saw my teacher fully nude dancing on the pole and 2 classmates tits when we went after the last night of school. Also when I was about 27 at a coworkers 50th b-day I had two strippers get me down to my boxers, pull my boxers below my ass and whip me with a belt, lay me on the ground and one straddle my dick and rub my chest while the other one stood over me pouring tequila in my mouth, then they both put me in a chair, one sat on each leg, and they both started making out with me at their request.
Samuel Johnson
I later went back and dropped like 50k but that's a lot less interesting as it's mostly just night after night of dating the youngest girls at the bar for about a year... who cares.
Dude, you should probably have led with that last one. That puts most of my stripper stories to shame (which is fucking saying something!)
Liam Rivera
I sat quietly sipping my beer and tried hard to stifle my boner without making direct eye contact or speaking to anybody including the people who took me there.
Carson Bennett
Like I said, who cares. My parents were dead so I needed some place to not be alone, this story tho was from before they died. I am sorry if that makes you feel uncomfortable but grief comes in many forms. I hope you live long enough to understand.
Wyatt Cooper
Get the fuck out of here cunt
Bentley Butler
Nobody likes you.
Jaxon Wood
I use to be that way, but let me say. The best way to do it is perverts row, front seat and middle, hooting for them as loudly as possible. They appreciate the attention, even if you can't pay.
This is true for all live art, btw. It actually makes the artist give a better performance.
The fact he has a reaction for 'supercringe' is dumb enough but cringe is something that happens to the viewer and has nothing to do with the anyone else.
Jacob Roberts
Yeah that one wasn't actually at a strip club it was at a hall that was rented out but yeah it was a pretty lavish party. His wife gave him a new Cadillac sports car for his birthday and they had an open scotch bar with hundred dollar plus bottles. Everyone I worked with saw my bare ass get beat like a 1970s child who wouldn't eat his dinner with that belt but I didn't even fucking care lol
Jeremiah Young
Put me in your screencap so you can show your friends on discord. If you're not, then you're just doing this for no reason but to pretend you're retarded, and that's cringe.
Dominic Morales
At a club in Vegas and a hot stripper with great tits comes over to me. She's smiling and rubbing her tits and pinching her perky nipples. She leaned close to me and let her nipples rub on my hands which were cupped around my drink on the bar. I glanced over my shoulder and noticed the bouncer watching to see if I'll make a move, I freeze. She leans over my friends drink as he is turned away talking to another stripper and she starts to squeeze her nipples really hard. She squirts milk from both nipples into his drink, gives me a wink and walks away. My friend turns around and takes a big swig from his glass. To this day never told him.
So you pissed a stripper off while you were drunk. who hasn't, honestly?
Adam Williams
>be me >dating an 18 year old girl who worked as a stripper >we break up after about 2 years >go back to the club she works at >get a dance from some random black slut named Cherri >pay her for a few more dances in champagne room >blindfolds me and says to hang on >next song starts >feel an ass on my lap >start feeling Cherri up >she's receptive >pushing her ass in my face >she's rubbing my cock through my slacks >catch a whiff of something >suddenly bare butthole in my face >start sniffing >licking >Cherri smells like the perfume my girlfriend used to wear >whatever >all strippers smell like sweat and vanilla body spray >go to town on her asshole >she's still rubbing my cock >finally cum hard 3 songs in >cum when my tongue is deep in Cherri's asshole >afterglow >song ends >Cherri removes the blindfold >it's my ex >she goes by Andi >tells me to clean up >"just so you know what you're missing out on" >we have not spoken since then >that was christmas day of last year
John Brooks
Strip clubs where I live are basically lowkey brothels. I always at least get my dick sucked. I've gotten take out a few times too.
Robert Cook
Chilling at the strip club. Newbie 18 year old stripper sits with me. We really hit it off. (I'm like twice her age) Go to VIP. Start fooling around. Get my dick sucked; eat her out. Manager throws us both out.
Lincoln Young
This is Yea Forums so no one's going to believe my sorry ass. I try to avoid strip clubs because every time I end up in one I find myself going on dates with strippers.
I have no fucking game at all. I don't flaunt a particularly large amount of money when I go to a club. Something just ends up fucking happening.
Case in point. Late 2016 into 2017 I end up going to a strip club because a friend works there. Four time over 3 months. I drink a few beers, get a few dances. End up Seeing this gorgeous girl and decide to get a few dances. Next thing you know we're living together and shopping at fucking IKEA. End that shit because she is too young and likes to party hard.
Last year I'm working a contract on the east coast. I get lonely and end up going to a shitty strip club because it's the only place open off season at 10pm. Next thing you know I'm at IHOP with a nice girl. Went on a few more dates, hooked up a few times, and I moved on.
Now I am working on the east coast again. End up in a club and meet a nice woman. Turns out she's only a couple years younger than me. We went out for Lunch, enjoyed the boardwalk, and went to the beach. We are planning on meeting up again next week when our work schedules line up again.
I don't know why this happens. These are the only times I go to clubs. If I go to a bar to meet women I never have luck. I end up in a strip club and I find myself working like hell to avoid a relationship.
And yes, I'm clean lol.
Brandon Wilson
>be me >in San Antonio on business >3am >coworker and I are blackout drunk >both of us in need of alcohol be alcoholism >”Hey user, let’s go to this strip club. They got drinks there” >don’t give a fuck >hop in Uber and proceed to strip club >wait outside forever >nigs and mexis everywhere >co worker and I are the only white people there out of at least 500 >don’t give a fuck >finally get in strip club after paying ridiculous $20 cover >instantly, a mexi stripper comes up and starts rubbing on me >tells me that we should go in the back for a private dance. >I have no idea how strip clubs work so I agree >she takes me by the hand and we go to back >bouncer standing in front of private rooms demands another $20 >too drunk to care so I pay. >finally in the private room >mexi stripper starts dancing on me >she’s pretty fucking ugly but she had a fat ass so I didn’t care >she dances on me for about 3 minutes then stands up >ok, that will be $300 >it’s my first time in a strip club but even I know a 3 minute dance doesn’t cost that >”uh... uh, I don’t have anymore cash.” >she says thats ok and that they have ATM in the club >survival mode engaged >starting looking for bouncers and exits >I know if I try to run and they catch me I’ll be fucked >stripper bitch takes me by the hand to the ATM >ohshit.jpeg >pull out card to withdraw cash >ATM is out of money >instant relief >stripper bitch says that’s ok because they have another ATM >start to freak out again >stripper grabs me by the hand and starts walking to the other ATM >it’s now or never >stripper bitch turns the corner and I go the other direction >master level speed walk out the entrance >get outside and run for dear life >my drunk fat ass got about 1/2 mile before I stopped >MFW when I realized I was safe >call Uber >Uber arrived 10 mins later and takes me back to the hotel >I sleep like an angel
>I hang at a club after work. >One maybe two beers just to let the traffic die down and chill. >Get to be real chummy with the bar staff and the regular girls. >Never really get any dances, just drink and maybe if I'm feeling generous I buy a girl a drink. >Always hook up the bartender. She's cute and has been through some shit. >So one day I'm in there just chilling and bullshitting. >One of the regular girls is hitting me up hard. Fuck it, buy her a drink. Still bullshitting. >She starts rubbing the outside of my pants. >I'm like, no, not paying for shit. >Still rubbing. then she unzips me. >What the fuck. >We are standing by the bar. >Everyone can see but no one cares. >She gets down and starts blowing me >Well okay then >Bust a nut in her mouth, she spits it in the garbage can. >look over at the bartender as the girl leaves to clean up >Says the stripper was whacked on coke and horny as hell.
Zachary Williams
So many animated gifs of girls making faces... you must be the cool kid in school.
Awww, she felt bad for you on christmas. You had no idea tho? Really? Even with the blindfold?
Josiah Rivera
>>stripper bitch says that’s ok because they have another ATM I lol'd
Noah Cox
Some advice for you New Orleans travelers. DO NOT go into any of the strip clubs they are a complete and utter rip off. It's real hard not to because the beer is cheap and they are hawking you intensely. Also, stay on Bourbon unless you are in a group of friends or know the place. >If you know the place you know where to go. Any time after 10 the whores start cruising for guys. Avoid them. Just have a good time and party. The drink is flowing for the women as well as the men. If you aren't trying you will get lucky. That's just how it is there.
Joseph Martin
I've been to strip clubs in several states. Texas by far has the best clubs.
Adam Roberts
Regular bar story--
>In minneapolis for bachelor party >drinking at sneaky petes >they setup movable poles for amateur "dancing" >fat busted chick starts gyrating near our table >getaloadofthis.accdb >get up and start waving a $1 bill at her as I approach >hand it to her and say "this is for you to stop, please" >she stops immediately and goes back to her friends sad looking
>at Femme Nu in Hawaii with my ex >brunette stripper dancing for us >gets really into us, starts getting into it >bends over and starts fingering herself >ex and I are watching, she's pretty cute >opens her asshole wide open >staff rolls by with spam musubi (spam on rice >wart of rancid spam goes across my face while stripper's butthole is taking >get disgusted and leave immediately
