Time for our daily femanon Q&A thread

Nope.

I teach, but I’m retiring soon.
Because Julius is in my life now.
I weigh 170.
Tell me about it.

Yes, I just recently moved into my new house, Julius is moving in with me here. Exciting times ahead.

~Anna~

Summoning Vchan...
V, have you tried on any wedding dresses yet?
If so, I want to see the results

Nice, good to hear you’re happy...
Let’s see the new pad!
Pics pls

whats your favorite thing to do on your days off

Answer because I want to fap to your answer

anna you said you were retiring from teaching soon. what are you doing to do next

It’s happened and it’s thoroughly disgusting.

Just tell her that you’re attracted to her, you don’t need to get into specifics in my opinion.

If I help you will you make me tacos and other hispanic tasty treats?

Here’s my bedroom, I posted if in the last thread I think.

Sleep, draw, watch YouTube, and browse Yea Forums.

Be a ‘stay at home mom so to speak’.

~Anna~

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Shiiiiiiit anna

I've made out with a couple for fun but nothing else

I'm pretty sure it has:(

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#1

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#2

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#3

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nice room

Hey. ^^ And I still vote #2.

~Anna~

you have kids?

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Hahaha I actually said "hiiiiii anna"
But my autocorrect went to "shiiiiiit"
Hahahaha

It’s a nice space!
I like the wicker daybed

Fuck off dirty spic

Thank you, some of the stuff is new, but a lot is hand me downs from my material grandparents. My great grandfather made that little table in the middle back in Libya, it was a dining table. When my great grandma moved to Milan they took a lot with them, it was how my grandparents house was decorated. After my grandparents died my mom gave it all to me.

~Anna~

October 19? I certainly didn't know that, however i'm glad that you're doing your way of the life. Coungrat on that, you're becoming a real woman. Sorry if i was rude to you in 2008.

You’re wearing a non traditional, gothic style black Victorian gown?
My hero...

I have one adult son.

I figured that was the case, got a good chuckle out of me.

Thank you! It’s big enough for me anyway, sometimes I sleep in my guest bedroom though because it’s got a ceiling fan. Of course that won’t last long.

~Anna~

>retiring soon.
why are you such a lazy cunt? is it because you are fat?
>Julius
julius sure ia a little fag
>170
kek, wtf ia wrong with you?
disgusting.

That bed isn’t big enough for two horny middle aged sex fiends

Kitchen next please...

Were you rude to me in 08? Haha
I have no recollection of it really so you're Good lol

How much are you spending?
Please don’t tell me it’s a small fortune...

Anna,

several questions

a) what was it like the first time you allowed yourself to fantasize about your son, and what age was he in your first fantasy about him?

2) what is your favorite bating position (such as on your back, tummy, reclined, etc.)

#3) how often do you include anal play of any sort in your bating sessions? please describe what you like, even if its not an all the time thing

I wasr ude before to everyone, until one day. I'm sorry for that. Forgive me if you can (lulz)

i forgive you 55 user, i really do

how does it feel to squirt?

Have you ever been eaten out while having a yeast infection
/

favorite music to fuck to

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If you could give guys one piece of advice when it comes to licking push what would it be ?

>I’ve got inheritance, I really don’t need to work, ready to be lazy
>That’s not very nice
>It’s all t&a so I’m not concerned, pregnancy does that.

My guest bed is a queen, so there’s that.

I’m actually in town right now getting my car serviced, but I’d be glad to show if I get back before the thread is kill.

~Anna~

Sure I forgive ya.
People are rude to me all the time.
It doesnt really matter anyway haha

Its piss so it feels like pissing with more force

I dont think I ever had a yeast infection

Any of you femanons on birth control? Was curious if any of you had the same problems my girlfriend has with hers.
So she is on the pill her boobs are so sensitive that when she takes a shower and the water hits she said it hurts her boobs are also getting better, and she now has no sex drive so was curious if any of you had the same problem.

She already knows it is the birth control.

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How old were you the first time exposed to internet porn?

my ex was on depo for a while she was horny as hell when she first got on it and then was never horny. BC fucks wth you

Getting bigger* I can't even play with her boobs anymore till she gets off that even then I can't even bare back her if she does.
The pull out method does not work boy's!

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>Sure I forgive ya.
Thx for that, write me only one thing, how are yu for real, are yu sed, happy. . .
Sorry for that questioning of the privatre life, but i'm just curious like boogeymn

What happens when a guy cums inside your vagina or ass?

Does it leak out right after sex? Couple hours later? Depends on how deep he came?

virgin fag

whats your deepest darkest secret

weirdest place you've had sex

Not a virgin. Just haven't had sex without a condom and I'm curious exactly what mechanisms are involving cum leaving the female body.

A.) I mean, I thought about him inadvertently once recently when I was trying to think of Papa, and I’ve dreamt about him, but he was the age he is now.

B.) on my back, missionary position kinda. Sometimes I’ll prop myself up on one elbow.

C.) rarely, I have a couple of toys I use.

Like a build up and release of pressure with throbbing.

Ew no.

Dance music.

Pay attention to the clit.

Fuck. Like 23 or 24?

~Anna~

Haven’t you ever seen a girls underpants? Sheesh.

Is there such thing as a window of opportunity where women start to lose interest and if there is, is there a way to salvage it

It was a but bad for a while but after a few months my body got used to it

I dont even remember!

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>dance music
like rave and EDM?

No, but I have been and the hormones can make you feel weird. My breasts are sensitive all the time. I usually wear a padded bra to help out with that.

It depends. In the butt it will eventually try to leak out, in the pussy it mostly stays in place depending on the depth and the position you’re in.

I’ve had inappropriate thoughts about someone I’m close to.

Most of the time it’s due to staleness if relationships.

Yep.

~Anna~

Hey Anna how about a underboob pic?

nice trips
I'm glad that you're happ more or less. Are you sain that you'r really forgive me for my rudeness toward you?

I dont really have one. Keeping secrets is too tiring

In a cemetary

Yes sure

I haven’t done one of those in months, don’t think I will anymore now that I’ve proven my gender and all.

~Anna~

Yes? I'm confused about the relevance. Last time I checked the vagina naturally produces lubrication which gathers in the panties which occurs during the course of the day. I'm interested in specifics of cum leaking out of the vagina.

>in a cemetery.
so like on someone's grave? or in the mausoleum?

At an opera house, but I do t think it really counts because it was just fingering.

~Anna~

Did you know that if you're at least a decent looking girl you've had at least one guy friend steal your dirty panties so he can smell your pussy while he jerks off

Do you enjoy getting dick pics?

>Yes sure
thx, i hevent been her for a whil, sorrry to write you this, but now i'm just (lurk moar), and everything is not that familly. I might be wrong tho

weirdest item you've masturbated with

Hi Anna

Nah just kinda standing with me bent over and we were in the corner of the cemetary. I was like sorta stepping on someone's grave lol

No because I dont have guy friends alone in my room

Nah not really

LA user here, as weve established in previous threads, i in fact went to high school with vchan al those many years ago. Feel free to ask away any questions about her high school years. AMA

-Rich L

Well, Papa kept a pair of my panties, does that count?

Not really, I’m not on the market and even if I was I’d rather get to know the person first.

Sharpie marker.

Hello! ^^

~Anna~

I've taken them with girls or even an entire group of people in the room

But you didnt lol

Still waiting for that proof user

Dont know why you're so obsessed with the fantasy of me

Then those girls were retarded

Is this some new retarded trolling method I dont know about or something?

Is the current bbc craze this real or no?

>forgive me for my rudeness
>Yes sure
thx V, we were all young at that time

ever since i revealed the fact that she is of a certain merchantile ancestry shes been in panic mode trying to cover her tracks.

AMA

- Richard Long

Nope.

~Anna~

celebrity crush

>tits not required

Are you fucking retarted? This is /b not a fucking place for cucks..

God Yea Forums sucks these days... -.-

no most girls find them repulsive and disgusting...they need to go back

-Xenon

It's not

What are you talking about?

No thanks we dont want to hear some sad incel make up stories

I'm just a master at stealing dirty thongs

Jason mamoa and jensen ackles

Do you even know what a "cuck" is user?

jason mamoa and jensen ackles good choices. im so sad supernatural is ending

thanks Anna for answering a/b/c there

do you have any hot girl friends that you would fuck or have fucked? if so, what part of them turns you on most?

whats the first thing you look for in a guy? like do you notice hes well built or his eyes, teeth ect

I'm sad too but It had to eventually end. It did start to seem like they were running out of things to do really

Hair. Always hair

>I'm sad too but It had to eventually end. It did start to seem like they were running out of things to do really

i agree

> Hair. Always hair

so you dont like bald guys

Yea I'm honestly just hoping everyone gets their happy endings now. Though I dont know how that will end up if god is defeated. I mean the world will end without him. I. Hoping he maybe gains some humanity near the end and stops all the bullshit

Hell no

yeah he turned into an asshole

>hell no
thats not very nice. its not their fault they are bald

bump

Yea I was pretty disappointed to see that god was actually a huge dick.
And I really loved jack so I'm hoping he comes back some how

Yea I know but still

seething roasties

You’re welcome.

And no, I’ve never really been with any other girls.

~Anna~

?? I'm a dude.

10 years ago i was working with a girl that i liked that apparently had a big crush on me and i didnt know at the time (i found out way later from her cousin, me being a teenager at the time i was shy and terrible at reading signs so i would always confuse everything for friendliness so i never made a move). She is exactly my type, conversation was always good, the vibes were always good and there was only good times with her and me. She ended up moving away. So this girl recently ended up moving back around my area and is single. I've been thinking of asking her out now. My question is should i even pursue it or is my window of opportunity closed and would just be opening old wounds?

do your anti depressants fuck with your sex life?

not OP but dude try it worst she can say is no. you never know you might hit it off take her out on a few dates and get to know each other

I dont really think they do.

Some can though. Like the first ones I was on really fucked me up. I didnt feel anything. No emotions at all so i was taken off of that.

With the one I'm on now I'm pretty ok

fag....

well the reason i ask is cause the ones im on. it takes me FOREVER to climax (its a common side effect with this one)

Never done one of these before
Ask me anything

how does it feel when a guy contracts his dick inside you?

Well If it really bothers you then maybe try a different one. The thing about anti depressants is it's all about trial and error.

It's like trying on different outfits. The first one may not be good for you. You're supposed to try them out till you find one that you feel the best with

How long have you been on them?

Contracts? You mean that thing they do when they move it with their muscles?
It feels weird. I dibt really know how to explain

ive only been on them regularly for a few months...honestly right now i dont have a sex life LOL so im not too worried about it just curious if it affected women that way too

thats what ur mom said when we did anal last night

awesome at least someone is getting laid

bedroom stank for hours

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I'll probably go for it just want to hear the female perspective on it. I appreciate your advice though

Do you think it is odd that my female best friend said to me that I was just as important to her as the person she says "I love you" to? She also was complaining she was cold and asked if I would cuddle with her if I was there. Like that's not normal or am I retarded?

yeah no problem man. not everyone is toxic on here lol

Hey guys,

Dr. Brenda Smith here,

Funny coincidence i was browsing these boards and happened to stumble on a thread where Vchan posted her picture. I couldnt believe my eyes but it was actually my patient at the aids clinic here in long beach. Shes been coming in to see me every other month for 8 years now since she firct contracted HIV in 2011, but dont worry she has it totally under control, as im the best STD doctor in the lower 48.

AMA about anything related to Vchans health history, sexual history, or even any other random questions i might be able to answer because obviously weve chatted many times about our lives over the years.

looking forward to answering your questions folks.

- Dr. Brenda Smith M.D.

UCLA School Of Medicine

Long Beach institute of Sexually Transmitted Disease Research Center

you need to see if she wants to go out very soon before you get friend zoned

Yea Forumsros i think anna left

> "my female best friend"
Already friend-zoned my friend

I did a while ago and her exact words were "I dont know how i feel, so for now just friends."

try it anyway mate

try again

that means she still has a few miles of stranger cock to ride while still milking your for the benefits without having to be commited to you or even fuck you at all.....

this... your her fail safe cock

LMFAO
Oh man I guess the Rich L persona got boring?

Hi vchan!

rich who?

what is Vchan?

She currently likes another guy but that guy #1 Is a jerk to her and does stuff to upset her if he is upset at her. #2 He doesnt do long distance, or relationships at all. #3 She has said that she's not sure if she wants to keep liking him because of how he acts. She's doing all of this as I'm starting to talk to another girl when she hasnt really said much before now...

Poast tids or gtfo

like i said bro try again. ask her on a date. not you wanna be my girlfriend. but ask her if you can go out one night as a couple and try it out

its summer take her to a fair or somthing like that and just be chill

The only person that makes these threads semi bearable.

tits or GTFO you slut

Talking to a girl on tinder and we've hung out twice. We've played games and watched a movie together. Been talking everyday, asking how each others day were. I just dont know if they are "dates" but we've said every time that it was fun and we should do it again sometime.

giver her the D

She's far away. She invited me to come up to visit her but it would be a 7 hour flight. I'm planning on it but need to get a passport and figure out when's a good time.

She's currently away at college, but still makes time for me and tries to work out time to do stuff together.

I’m here. Just got home.

~Anna~

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she wants you dude

awesome

Hi user!!

I'm vchan!

Nah I'm good

You know your trolling skills kinda suck right?

She just trying to pull you back in. She sees you as a dog on her leash and when she sees you getting distant she'll try to pull you back in. I say try again if she says no end the friendship and move on otherwise you are going to sit and waist your time

Yeah. Going to get in the bath and just relax.

Oh and here’s that kitchen pic for whoever wants it.

~Anna~

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i like the kitchen

>hi user!
Luff you, bebe

Thanks, it’s cheerful enough anyway. The room at the end of the hall will be Julius’s bathroom. Tried to get it nice for him.

~Anna~

i like the retro appliances

I mean I'm honestly moving on and enjoy her just being my friend. I was just confused by her doing all of those things and what other people might think.

Well that's good to know. She said the first time we hung out that I had a "pleasant voice" and that there were some silences but they weren't awkward and that we were very comfortable just being around each other for whatever reason.

Me too. They were a little more expensive, but totally worth it. The appliances that were here when I moved in were awful.

~Anna~

do femanons actually enjoy wearing thongs or do they just do it cause it loos sexy. i couldn't imagine having a wedgie all day

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do you feel tampons all day when they are inside you?

Well, you forget about it after a while, so it’s not a problem. It’s not something I relish, but if you’re wearing a tight fitting dress or trousers then it has its benefits.

~Anna~

Thoughts on

Only if you stop long enough to think about it.

~Anna~

yeah i mean it sounds like shes interested in you at least a little. i would pursue it. i wouldnt be retarded about it but i would definitely try it out bro

I’d say go for it. You never know unless you try, who knows, she may still be attracted to you really.

~Anna~

this

give her the D before she gets tired of waiting...so many guys with no confidence make this same mistake, a girl will be waiting for them to make a move and they are so scared of rejection they never do and inevitably put themselves in the friend zone...

I think it's just cuz they look good. I tried wearing them and I just couldnt. Its literally a constant wedgie

Not really. Maybe if you really focus on it or if you put it in at a funny angle

Honestly how do i do that? We keep planning more things to do together but its always stuff online because shes far, and idk what to ever do because if those hanging out are considered dates then those are the first dates ive been on.

just be cool like i said dont be overbearing. how far does she live?

flirt with her but dont like come on to her like a creep there is a happy balance you need to achieve

I have no clue what to ask, but if any femanons want us to know something, why not?

anna
what do you enjoy guys saying when they flirt with you

Have you ever had a foot in your vaj?

I want you to know that it’s ok to be sad sometimes, it’s ok to feel lost and alone, we all do. But every life matters and I’m always here to help if I can. I may not be the best, but I can listen.

~Anna~

this.
this actually really good advice anna

If I had to say anything I think I’d just enjoy smiles and eye contact rather than anything in particular.

No.

~Anna~

I dont think im being overbearing. Like we message back and forth for a bit then take a break for a while, try to make a plan to hang out and then hang out and say it was nice and we should do it again sometime.

How does flirt, i am stupid.

whats your favorite wine

My gf wants a break, it's a year and a couple months into the relationship and i haven't always been the best, but i try to be a better man and learn from my mistakes. Is it over am i fucked?

Thanks. It’s the best I can give.

Don’t really drink too much. So my wine taste would be for shit.

~Anna~

not being a dick
how old are you and her

Anna could you look at these and let me know what you think?
and separate
Sorry its a bunch.

I'm 20, 21 in a month. She is 19.

Amma go sleep i replied to the wrong fucking post kill me

Whats the craziest thing thats been in your vaj?

you know tell her shes pretty.tell her what you like about her the most. women want to feel pretty and wanted. and at that young of age im sure shes has alot of insecurities. make sure you try and uplfit her on those

I'm 23 she's 22. Not being a dick is pretty easy for me but i dont really know how to flirt or anything.

^ thats not me

well the replies i did to that still stands

She knows the things i like about her, everything i like about her i am very vocal about that, the problems happend bc i showed that i distrusted her, i had no reason to distrust her. I just acted like a total dick for a couple of days. And it looks like she fell out of love with me

why did you distrust her?

just because she knows them doesnt mean they dont need to be said. thats one of the many reasons. my wife divorced me. is because i stopped telling her shit like that. i stopped telling her she was beautiful and stuff like that

Ok i got this shit all fucked up now I'm sorry bothAndWas me not trying to steal it answers, just got confuced and running on 2 hours of sleep last 3 days

I don't know, i just had a bad feeling about one of her friends. And i should have known that she would never be unfaithful. She is just not that type of girl

Give her some space during the break and try hard to better yourself so that you can prove to her you’ve improved. A break doesn’t always mean the relationship is over, just that there are things that need to be worked on.

Sure user.

I don’t know, I wouldn’t cuddle with a guy I wasn’t interested in, she seems to like you a lot honestly. And she seems worried that you’re going to find someone and she’ll loose her plan b.

And the second girl does also sound interested, and I’d call them dates personally.

A sharpie, or maybe a kid coming out if you want to marvel at nature.

~Anna~

I told her that shit almost every day, every time i saw someone i liked i pointed it out trust me that is not the issue here

i know how you feel about that. you need to be more vocal about your feelings about shit like that with her. i know it sounds gay and im probably gunna get shit from the other Yea Forumsros in here but guys do need to vocalize their feelings with their partner or nothing will get fixed

So tell her she's pretty and what I like about her? How often and when is it considered weird? Do i need to do anything to not mess it up for whatever reason, or just end up friendzoned. She is really nice and just comforting to be around and listen to i dont want to mess it up somehow

And people tell me Yea Forums is just incels and porn

it mostly is lol but ive had some good convos on here

~Anna~ i think you are making this board to a better place for us, not everyone welcomes the change. But just know, you got my thanks

>I don’t know, I wouldn’t cuddle with a guy I wasn’t interested in, she seems to like you a lot honestly. And she seems worried that you’re going to find someone and she’ll loose her plan b.
>And the second girl does also sound interested, and I’d call them dates personally.

Thank you. The first girl is just that im confused by it, I'm moving past my feelings for her slowly, and it is on her to say something had changed i think.

The second girl what do i do, how do i not mess it up and help the relationship go further?

you need to be honest about your feelings with her. and i wouldnt you know say youre pretty every 20 mins or somthing like that. but when you see her be like oh you look really pretty today i like that top shit like that

You’re welcome user, and check ‘em.

~Anna~

Vchan is the one who makes these threads

I've never really talked about my personal life on here, or anywhere else eather. I like to keep my feelings nice and bottled up where they should be you know. But now i do need some help from our girl Anna

Isn't vchan just a term for a file sharing female?

ana how to smash mad pussy

Meeting would be the next step, going on irl dates. I know this can be tricky because of distance, but maybe a weekend would be good? Also don’t overthink things, guys (and girls) become so hyper focused on themselves that they forget to enjoy the moment. Try to be as natural as possible and just be happy being yourself.

~Anna~

how many people do you think have seen your tits

I mean anytime we hang out i say that it was really nice, i liked it and we should do it again sometime. We added each other on snapchat recently and she's sent a few pictures of herself and ive told her she looks really nice in them.

dont you get bored making these threads????

Vchan does, and she’s a lovely red head. We’ve both been through some shit in our lives and I think it makes us more empathetic in a way, she has better advice than me usually ha.

~Anna~

What? Know it's the OP of these threads

She's about 4 hours away by car so it would be a long drive to go to visit.

Anna i like you, you seem so sympathetic. Wanna date? Just hmu with your digits

Yes share ur phone number to Yea Forums what's the worst that could happen, that has never backfired b4

tranny tiff, you there?

Anal Anna reply to me how i smash mad pussy fam

My korean number doesnt work abroad unfortunately. Although, i can make calls myself abroad. I would really like Annas smelly pu-pu

Well the 13 men I've been with. Actually maybe even less because I'm not sure if all of them got to see the tiddies lol

I make them because I'm bored user

Aw

this is why i like Yea Forums your anonymous. there are alot of toxic people on here but there are some chill people here too

define toxic faggot

well have you two expressed how you feel about each other. go on a real date with her. make sure she knows its a date and not just as friends

I came here to see tits, can you make that happen

ive done that but i like driving so....

lmao

being this retarded that you complain about Yea Forums being toxic when it is literal degeneracy

>Sharpie marker
WELL I WONDER WHERE THAT IDEA STEMMED FROM

Kek

wasnt complaining i find it humorous

Yo bitch ass, learn to flirt. Shes not on the pedastal. You shouldnt win her. Youre the award, if she cant qualify to your standards, its no loss. If you keep thinking you should qualify for her standards, you will have a hard time in your flirting life. There aint no girls liking needy men, to girls its needy if you keep on complimenting her and being all over her, give her space and you should be the guy whose hard to get, not easy.

yeah i uhh cant drive. Just never got my license

ur black lmao

well thats an issue lol

She's 4 hours away because of school and i cant drive so idk if thats really possible.

Youre a boring white ass bitch - rather have a big cock and not a tiny wiener as you, who shits on people behind a screen

does she drive?

What...I'm white user lol

Quantity over quality

dont have kids
for fucks sake dont have kids
fuck love
dont bring a kid into this life that you cant abort after because shit goes WAYYYY SOUTH

wow this thread turned to shit.
sorry anna

We talking about niggers always quantity over quality only need to pick cotton anyway the more the merrier

thoughts on the e girl that was killed?

Yeah it is, and i feel like that's going to be a big deal, she doesnt know yet and i feel like thats going to make things worse.

idk if she does or not we havent talked about that before.

Yo if this gyal so important to you, then freaking walk there. Complaining way to much, no one wants to see your shit figure it out yourself. Were all waiting for anna and her titties to pop up on the screen

Amen brother

Go away attention whore

DO YOU HAVE A KIK?

Fuck off, its ma gyal, dont harass her, shes my future wife

dont harras or you gunna get it 7 mm deep in the ass homes

DO YOU HAVE A KIK?

anna if youre still here what was your first time like

Yo Anna ma girl, send nudes

i can guess it was like the first time

OP DO YOU HAVE A KIK?

OP PLS GIVE ME YOUR KIK I WANNA TALK TO YOU

OP PLS GIVE ME YOUR KICK

PLS GIVE ME YOUR KIK

GIVE ME YOUR KIK

OP GIVE ME YOUR KIK

user PLS GIVE ME YOUR KIK

user GIVE ME YOUR KIK

user WHAT IS YOUR KIK

OP WHAT IS YOUR KIK

WHAT IS YOUR KIK

Can you afford it? If not do you do video chats? That would be the next best thing.

You flatter me, though my heart belongs only to one, er two now.

Dang missed a good pun considering my names Analiese.

Hope you have a good day at work Vchan. Take care of yourself. And thanks, I get the same way sometimes, especially if I’m sleepy. I do my best to answer but you how it is lol.

I’m happy to help any way I can.

Kek, I plead the fifth.

No worries, that’s life.

I feel bad for her, but things like that can happen, always be wary of your personal safety.

~Anna~

WHAT IS YOUR KIK OP?

WHAT IS YOUR KIK user?

WTF OP WHY WONT YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION ANNA FUCKING GIVE ME YOUR KIK I JUST WANNA TALK TO YOU :)

FUCK YOU ALL YOU FEMALES ARE THE SAME YOU WONT EVEN GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY

WHATS WITH ALL OF THESE SLUTS THIS IS WHY Yea Forums SHOULD BAN WOMEN THEY CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS WEBSITE OR TO ME HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPSOED TO FIND A GIRLFRIEND IF NOT OF THEM WILL DATE ME BECASE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH WHY WONT THEY JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE
IM NOT AN INCEL IVE JUST NEVER HAD SEX BECAUSE WOMEN DONT GIVE ME A CHANCE I AM SO TIRED OF WOMEN WALKING OVER ME WHEN EVER I DO ANYTHING NICE FOR THEM THEY TREAT ME LIKE SHIT IM JUST GOING TO GIVE UP AND START TREATING THEM LIKE SHIT MAYBE THEYLL ACTUALLY LIKE ME BECAUSE THEY SEEM TO LIKE GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT

FEMALES LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT I WORSHIP THEM AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING AND THEY JUST TELL ME TO GO AWAY AND BLOCK MY NUMBER BECAUSE THEY ARE SHALLOW AND ONLY WANT ATTRACTIVE CHADS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE SHIT I KNOW THIS IVE HAD SO MUCH EXPERIENCE WITH THIS A GRIL CAN NOT LOVE AN UGLY GUY I HAVE LEARNED THIS AND I AM UGLY AND NO WOMEN HAVE EVER LIKED ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I FUCKIN HATE HOW SHALLOW FEMALES ARE

OP and anna arent the same you fucking retard

ID GIVE ANYTHING FOR THE ATTENTION OF A LADY ANYTHING ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD I CRAVE WOMEN SO MUCH YET I HATE THEM EVEN MORE I JUST WISH I COULD CARASS A SPECIAL LADYS BREAST BUT I DONT THINK THAT DAY WILL COME I HATE MY LIFE WHY CANT I GET WOMEN SEX SHOULDNT BE DETERMINED BASED ON APPERANCE FUCK I WANNA SMASH
THEY SHOU;LLD VALUE HOW SMART I AM AND HOW NICE I AM TO THEM AND HOW FUNNY I AM AND HOW TALL I AM BUT THEY DONT CARE BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE SO STUPID THEY NEVER GIVE ME A CHANCE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WHY CANT I GET A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

It's 5:30 :)

I know youre flattered, every girl seem to be when i come across them, but youre the one. We can stand tall and strong. Just give me your number along with a sexy photo :)

IVE TRIED IMPROVING MY GROMMING BUT IT IS HARD AND TAKES A LOT OF TIME I DONT HAVE A PERSONALITY DEFECT AND I DO BRUSH MY TEETH YET OBVIOUSLY WOMAN CARE ABOUT MY UGLIENSS MORE THAN ME BRUSHING ME TEETH BECAUSE WOMEN ARE STUPID SHALLOW AND USLESS ONLY FOR FUCKING CHADS TO HAVE SEX WITH WOMAN DO NOT LIKE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY THEY FLNCH WHN THEY SEE ME BCAUSE THEY ARE SO SHALLOW WOMEN ARE SO HORRIBLE IM NICE TO THEM BUT THEN THEYLL TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE AND I KNOW ITS BECAUSSE THEY THINK IM UGLY
I DO NOT WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN IDK HOW IM GOING TO GET PUSS BUT I HOPE SOMEDAY ILL FIND A BITCH STUPID ENOUGH TO FUCK I JUST WANT A BEAUTIFUL WOMANS VAGINA AND I DONT WANT SOME UGLY SKANK BECAUSE THAT DOESNT COUNT

Get laid nigger

Damn son.

A bit scary, painful, then amazing.

~Anna~

the e girl stalker larper

I WANT A GIRLS KIK I DONT CARE THEY BOTH NEED TO GIVE ME THEIR KIK IM BEING FUCKING NICE TO THEM AND THEY WONT EVEN GIVE ME THE TIME OF DAY FEMALES CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES

>Can you afford it? If not do you do video chats? That would be the next best thing.

Yeah i could likely afford taking a bus or something, but i dont know anything about available public transportation. I know there's nothing around me to take me around locally. Yeah i guess video would be the next best but idk how to ask if she wants to video chat without seeming weird.

GO FUCK YOURSELF I DONT NEED SOME WISE ASS BITCH CRACKING AT ME FUCK YOU

The reason why you cant get a beautiful woman is because youre ugly? Bad luck i guess

FUCK YOU ITS NOT FAIR I DESERVE SEX FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMN IM NICE AND SMART AND FUNNY WOMEN ARE SO SHALLOW THEY WONT FUCK ME CAUSE IM UGLY I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT BEACUSE I CANT HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN I NO LONGER HAVE A JOB THATS RIGHT I GOT FIRED BECAUSE OF A WOMAN BECAUSE WOMEN ARE SHALLOW AND WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY

YOU NEEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION YOU STUPID WHORE WHAT IS YOUR KIK?

commit hoover dick

FUCK YOU YOUR PROBABLY A CHD AND YOUR GF IS A SHALLOW SLUT STACY FUCK YOU IWAS NT TALKING TO YOU I WAS TALKING TO OP SO GO FUCK YOURSLEF
I ACTUALLY HAVE A SISTER SO I DO KNOW FUCK ABOUT WOMEN YOUVE PROBABLY NEVER TALKED TO A WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE

Hey Anna quick question. There's this cute shy asian coworker at the restaurant that I talk to and since we dob the same job we're usually by each other a lot. I usually joke or flirt and get a little physical but never sexually. She seems to take it in good stride and has stepped up her confidence a little bit.
I've been considering asking her out but I don't know whether she feels the same or if she's just acting a certain way because she would feel uncomfortable if she asked me to stop flirt joking.
What do?

Personally if I’m good friends with a person, I love video chatting and then asking wouldn’t seem weird at all.

~Anna~

I HAVE TRIED TO IMPROVE MY LIFE I STARTED GROOMING BY BRUSHING MY TEETH BUT WOMEN STILL IGNORE AND AVOID ME THEY THINK IM DISGUSTING EVENTHO I GROOM BECAUSE IM UGLY I HATE WOMEN THEY ARE ALL WRETCHED CREATURES AND HAVE RUINED MY LIFE. BECAUSE OF WOMEN I CAN NOT GET A JOB FUCK THEM

HAVENT SLEPT WITH ANY WOMEN AND I DONT WANT TO SLEEP WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I AM NOT GOING TO DOWNGRADE MYSLEF TO THAT I KNOW MY WORTH I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL QUEEN WHO I CAN TAKE CARE OF AND WORHSHIP BUT ALL THE PRETTY GILS HATE ME SO I WILL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE SEX IM SO MAD

NO I WILL NOT LOWER MY STANDARDS I KNOW MY WORTH AND WOMEN SHOULD KNOW MY WORTH TOO BUT THEY ARE TOO SHALLOW AND STUPID TO UNDERSTAND I DESERVE A BEAUTIFUL LADY NOT SOME DUMB SKANK ALSO I DO THINK WOMEN OWE ME SOMETHING AT LEAST THE ONES IVE BEEN NICE TO, BUT THEY JUST AVOID ME AND TELL ME TO GO AWAY I DONT TREAT THEM LIKE OBJECTS BUT I WILL STOP BEING NICE TO THEM SINCE IT GETS ME NO WHERE

I THINK ITS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE BEING TREATED NICE MOST BEAUTIFUL SKANKS LIKE BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT BY THEIR CHAD BOYFRIENDS IM NOT A FUCKING CREEP YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE SHALLOW WOMEN I DEAL WITH EVERYDAY WHO CALL ME A CREEP BECAUSE IM UGLY AND ASKED THEM ON DATE WHY DO I HAVE TO LOVE WOMEN WHY CANT I JUST BE GAY I HATE WOMEN SO MUCH THEY ARE THE REASON I LOST MY JOB BECAUSE THEY DIDNT LIKE ME ASKING THEM OUT BECAUSE IM UGLY FUCK YOU WLADIES OUT THERIR THEY OWE ME A JOB AND SOME SEX

Women don't care about your teeth. Start working out and stop crying here like a fucking retarded nigger. Take a walk outside. Buy a fucking dumbwell. If you stop giving women that much attention and start working on yourself and eventually they will come for you.

IM NOT AN INCEL WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT BECUASEI KNOW MY WORTH YET WOMSN WONT SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE IM UGLY I DONT DESERVE THAT I DONT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THAT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE IM SO NICE TO THEK IT REALLY IS THEIR FAULT I DONT HAVE A JOB THE WOMEN AT MY LAST JOB GOT ME FIRED BECAUSE I WAS TOO UGLY FOR THEM THEY WERE ALL FUCKING SKANKS ANYWAYS WHO HAD CHAD BOYFRIENDS I WAS JUST TRYING TO SHOW THEM SOMETHING BETTER SOMETHING NOT ABUSIVE BUT NO THEY ALL JUST LIKE BEING MISTREATED BY THEIR CHAD HUSBANDS

Hey pretty boy it's 5:37 now time to rise up gamer boi

FUCK YOU I CANT WORK OUT BECAUSE IM ON MEDICATION I KNOW MY LEGUE AND I KNOW IM WORTH THE ATTENTION OF A BUEATIFUL FEMALE BUT FEMALES ARE SO FUCKING SHALLOW AT LEAST MOST OF THEM THEY SHOULD GIVE ME ATTENTION AT LEAST ITS NOT MY FAULT MOST WOMEN ARE SLUTS I CANT JUST ASK A GIRL OUT BECAUSE I KEEP TRYING THAT ANDTHEY ALL JUST TELL ME TO LEAVE THEM ALONE WOMEN HATE ME BECAUSE IM UGLY HOW IS THAT MY PROBLEM IM SMART AND NICE AND FUNNY SO THEREFORE IM WORTH THAT OF A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN BUT FEMALES ARE SO STUPID THEY JUST AVOID ME BECUASE IM UGLY BEFORE GETTING TO KNOW ME

get woke

ok negro

i dont feel sad for you
i've been in sad shoes before
i still am in them but either you're trolling or you aren't
if you are then i guess thats good for you but if you aren't i'd suggest maybe not allowing yourself to hurt others
i'd suggest getting help and trying to figure things out and question why you have those thoughts
frustrations i guess are normal but extremes shouldn't be the norm man

FUCK OFF BITCH

FUCK YOU I AINT BLACK IM ITALIAN AMERICAN

You fucking nigger. Brushing your teeth IS NOT CALLED "WORKING ON YOURSELF", it's a basic fucking human function. If you make your bed don't expect anyone to treat you like a hero.

It’s one of those things where you never know until you try. My advice would be to get to know her a bit better. Find out what her interests are and then try to plan a date around that. For example if she’s into art find a local museum and see what they’re rotating gallery is showing. Then casually say ‘oh hey, I’m going to see xyz artist’s work at xyz gallery, I know you’re really into art and was wondering if you’d like to come along?’. That seems sort of innocent and it lets her know you’re interested in her interests (you don’t really have to be though lol). Good luck!

~Anna~

FUCK YOU IM ACTUALLY REALLY SMART I HAVE A COLLEGE DEGREE ALSO NO I WONT STOP USING CAPS BECAUSE IM SUPER FUCKING ANGRY AND WANT TO USE IT TO EXPRESS MY DISGUST FOR THE FEMALE RACE