What do you most regret, user ?

Same, although I'll prolly be with my GF for the rest of my life II'm actually in love with someone else

Not investing in a friend I liked. She's now engaged.

Not fucking all of my little sister's friends when they would sleep over.

Tied between cheating on my first girlfriend, squandering how damn sexy and confident I was senior year of high school, and getting into heavy polysubstance abuse.

Every night I go to sleep wishing that I'll wake up and find out the last four years of my life has been some kind of fucked up fever dream.

This also.

Drinking alcohol. Won't quit though. Quiting is for republicans.

Not doing more for my brother whilst I still could.

I should have killed myself when I was 10

Should have studied harder, practiced harder and avoided all humans.

I regret not fucking your dad

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Trully gay statement

Tell the story

I regret fapping to this.

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Quit it. Democrats won't give a fuck when you die

My entire failure of a life

Same here

Yup. But why is it a failure? You are probably happy enough, it's more so I get you are embarrassed because other people succeeded and you did not. Well jokes on them, there is no failure in life you can do whatever the hell you want and you win. As long as you exist, you win .

Not shooting myself when i had the chance. Would have been quick and painless....

Seen a guy blow his face off with a shotgun and survive. Not worth the risk.

are you me?

It's entirely possible

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Should’ve fucked my ex’s little sister more and harder.
She’s tight and i would give her cramps but she always insisted I go harder. Last time we did she teared up a bit. Made me even more hard but I knew it was hurting her.

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dumping my first love, quitting my first job

Having a sexual relationship with my sister when I was 13 and she was 11. Fucked up our whole relationship

get over it it's fucking nothing

Not taking more pics and vids of my lovers , making notes of names and dates , as you get older you forget ...
My Russian gf was amazing ...
But holiday lovers from
My 20s would be great to see pics of their tits and puss now ...
as a kinky reminder

should have ignored women more in highschool and focused harder on school work

I've had to spend thousands of dollars to correct my fuckups upgrading simply because I didn't attend class to chase pussy

was a complete waste and could have completed my undergrad easily years sooner, all I've learned is women will always be there but your time and money are limited, don't waste either as your job more or less determines your position in life and your relative quality of life, money is more or less everything and not applying yourself in school is like smashing your own balls with a hammer

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I regret sharing pictures of my wife with friends!

not taking pics of her covered in my cum

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YO WHO IN THE FUCK ARE THE GUYS/THE BOYS????!?!? they were mentioned last night and an entire thread dodged the question when i asked and tried to troll me

You Must have a massive dick

Not realizing that college isn't school anymore. I paid for a service rendered and should have been treated as such.

not going to college or university. my social skills are lacking and adult relationships are confusing and intimidating.

Certain decisions I made that led me to a life on the run. Haven't spoken to my parents in years. I miss them so much. I'm sorry Mom, I'm sorry Dad.

No. It’s average something like 6”
Also she WAS 14 when we use to fuck so that’s that.

Every time I think I'm getting somewhere, it all falls apart. Think I've got made some friends, turns out I only exist when they want something or someone to make up the numbers. Think I'm getting somewhere with a woman, same story. Only things I really care about at the moment so that's my failure right there. Add in anxiety, depression and too much time passed to anything with life. So yeah, entire life a failure. But I have a well paying job until I fuck that up.

kek

My wf been exposed on Chan!

Facts

not staying away from particular niggers

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I did everything right up to last night. Well employed. Good net worth. Good marriage. Two kids. Completely faithful for 17 years. Sex started slowing down a bit. Wife takes kids to parents for brief visit. I fuck the stuffing out of a barmaid. Immediately after dropping my load, I'm overcome with WTFDIDIJUSTDO syndrome. It's done now. There won;t be any real; repercussions. I'll never tell my wife. I just deeply regret having given up something that I was proud of myself for (fidelity). It was a huge mistake.

saucerino

Not buying stock in Nvidia in the late 90s.

thinking that there was time with my cancer ill mum when she got to go home from the hospital, when i decided to get baked and play videogames instead of sleeping over

after 2 days she went back to hospital which she never left

You'll do it again. You'll keep hating yourself for it, but you'll do it again. You've destroyed your family before they even know it. You'll still do it again.

That would be the same though. I went to university and I'm still here.

I've thought about it, but nah.
It confirmed what I already knew. Not worth it.
This will certainly come off as an excuse, but I fucked up because my T-levels are through the roof. (I've been doing the supplement regimen from one of these anti-aging clinics. I'm 43.)
My wife is honestly "dirty" enough and she looks good. She just didn't want to fuck 3x/day. I had a brief moment of entitlement, like I deserve to fuck 3x a day, and alcohol activated my already T-impaired decision making.
I really don't think I'll do it again.

Used to feel that way. Now I fuck relationships and am a bitch

more pics of her anyway?

Ouch....You gotta let it go though.
Absolutely no upside to hanging on to it.
Your Mother would want you to let it go.

That I have a gf, who is my future wife...
She loves me as well as I love her.

But it is kind of restrictive, because I'm unable to use my bisexuality. Also she is reason, why I'm unable to simply blow my brain out...

uggh feeling this post now so hard, but I'd rather be safe ans settle for my current gf than face certain rejection and hardships.

Not learning to play an instrument when younger.

i used to fuck that way, now i feel bitches and am a relationship

Not getting the sauce of this webm...

leaving college, honestly now i just want to die every day and have moments of suicidal thought every 10 minutes

idea of family being an obstacle is becoming less important by the day

Being born.

same things. actually fucking roommate while in a 3 year relationship . Makes you feeling a bit a piece of shit, but saying stop is simply impossible

not fucking my cousin when I had the chance. ..

I totally agree with this one!

Don't marry her bro. My wife and I bring home guys and gals a couple times a year because we are both bi. I wouldn't marry a girl who wasn't as sexually open as I am and neither should you.

I just had sex with another girl 2 days ago then broke up with my gf today becuase she found out.. you will have bitches hate you no matter what, if I kissed her and didn't fuck her, so I just fucked then bitch then owned up to it

Kissed by fire... Mmm...
Sad that (((Disney))) has made gingers non-pc in 2019...

>Sad that (((Disney))) has made gingers non-pc in 2019...
What?

dropping out of college and 29 yr old virgin

Missing almost every opportunity in my life because of anxiety, constantly being afraid of meeting new people

i want to fix myself but i'm so afraid of being rejected/not accepted that i just stay inside wasting my time.

Not treating the whore this hole belongs to enough like the whore she is.

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A woman named lauren lane. We worked together at this place and we liked eachother alot. I fucked it up. Just like i do with all my relationships. I wonder what shes doing these days. Probably doing that religous deniers thing

If i could go back and do things different I would have married her in st Louis.

worst thing I already had her ass up on a chair just waiting for the dick, I chicknd out and it's my greatest regret on life, I was 15 she was 13

Life's both too short and too long to spend with a partner you aren't passionate about user.

It's amazing when you do find that relationship that is close to perfect, and the other person feels the same way.

In the same situation, user.

Being born

this is lauren, i always thought u were a little faggot david

dont talk to me ever again

People get into relationships too young. There's 6 billion people in the world, whats the chances your soul mate is sat behind you in science class?

get therapy, get help

is this her

www.facebook/lauren.n.burke

Not being a degenerate and spy camming my hot cousin when she was staying over a few years ago

Well GF is the first girl I ever did anything with. I was a girl-shy virgin until I was 24 when I met GF. However there is this other girl (OG) that I've basically had a crush on since elementary school. We went to the same schools through college and are good friends but she was always dating someone else or I was just too shy and scared or w/e to tell her how I felt.

What really gets me is she became recently single like a few weeks before I started officially dating GF. I was at a party with OG and GF around that same time and got drunk and when my GF went to the bathroom I straight up asked OG if she ever even thought about dating me and she was like yeah.

A few years later OG was with some new dude and he knocked her up and then they split up a few years after that. Now she's a depressed single mother and I cant help but think about how happy we could have been together. I feel we are far more sympatico than I am with my GF.

When I was in high school I was talking to this girl perfect adorable girl who lived about 30 minutes away. She was so into me, she had my phone number memorized, she would call me every night to talk on the phone, when I'd wake up every morning to go to school there would be a good morning text from her. But I was a bit overweight, and had zero confidence in myself, so I always made excuses not to meet up with her at the mall or hangout. Then one day this other girl that I went to school with showed interest me, she wasn't as perfect as the girl I was talking to already, but hey she knew what I physically looked like and was still interested in me. So we started dating.. and man I fucking broke the perfect girls heart. And the girl I started dating turned out to be a crazy cunt who turned lesbian after dating a few more guys after me. Our relationship only lasted like a month, but during the month she faked a pregnancy, and a miscarriage, would pretend to be her EX texting me to try and piss me off, etc. I pretty much regret not just getting over my lack of self confidence and meeting up with the girl I was texting every single day of my life. She moved away and I still follow her on Tumblr just to see how shes doing.

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I don't

Dude just text her
It’s now or never

That's an ugly hole

This.
It's a battlecry.

save your poetic waxing for someone who hasn't experienced as much trauma as I, my gf loves me and I'll settle because I'm incapable of being happy so why try?

how about you focus on yourself first instead of other people, if that constantly leads to failure, once you start succeeding in developing yourself you will learn to love yourself enough to be able to ignore those little failures and focus on bigger, better, long term goals

you aren't a failure, until you stop trying, then you die. keep going user, but change your priorities, because it obviously isn't making you happy right now. the only person who can change your life is you, nobody else will ever care enough to help you do it, until you care enough about yourself first. nobody wants to handhold you through life, but they will walk next to you once you can walk by yourself.

fucking that single mom bareback even tho i knew she had not anything in her pussy since the birth of her 8 year old... a few rubbers would have saved my dick a lot of trouble and thats the reason why i havent fucked in 5 years, my dick looks now like the trench landscape from ww1, women are nasty, i wish i was gay RIP little Dicky

you can be gay if you want to be gay

>even tho i knew she had not anything in her pussy
The fuck does this mean?
Anyone here translate tard speak?

yea i feel the same.. and when they know you are in a relationship bitches come at you more. They are all whores fuck them anyway

I regret being too shy to fuck chelsea at the sleepover, in hindsight she was so damn thirsty. Hell i regret not fucking cianna and dana too.

Amen

1. Being too shy to lose my virginity to a hot high school thot when I was 17.

2. Not taking my eating disorder seriously until it ruined my fucking life

3. Not keeping friends close thinking I can live through life on my own

The result is being a loser

She'd not been fucked since she gave birth 8 years ago

Marrying a tattood slut.

I could cheat on my gf easily with the girl I'm absolutely in love with. We both admitted we want each other, I just don't have the balls to do it. Current gf is very cute and body is so good but this girl I've been in love with for years is so smart and fuckin 10/10 I could easily live the life. I could be a stay at home husband playing Vidya all day bc she's making so much fucking money. She has a bf too but has cheated on him, I've technically cheated on my gf but just through exchanging nudes etc. Another girl I know is alright about same level as gf and said is down to be FWB on the down low. Current gf is jobless living at home too. If I cheat I'd feel like shit tho.

Thank you kindly.

you are currently a loser, do you want to stay there or do you want stop being a stupid faggot making excuses for himself before you look back and add
4. Being a loser and doing nothing about it.
to your list

Not being good at staying in touch with a good friend of mine and checking in more often. We both moved to opposite sides of the country, and just drifted apart. I shouldn't have let that happen, and him and I have had heart to hearts about stuff he was going through but I didn't know he was in such a crisis in terms of mental health. He was good at wearing a smile, cracking jokes and being our favorite jolly, amiable clown from the day I'd met him. I'll always feel partially responsible for his suicide, I should have been more engaged.
I feel these. I only just recently started taking a hard look at managing PTSD and learning how to pass the bottle.

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ask for a 3 some, go from there, you could end up in a 3way relationship if you all get on well together

>learning how to pass the bottle.
i thought that said learning how to piss in the bottle

This one is easy to fix. Stop thinking about nvidia in the 90s and start doing research now.

Oh I'm doing something about it alright

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>what do you most regret, user ?
>I should’ve fucked some more bitches
i fucked too many bitches and now i can't stay in a relationship and this whole day to day bores me to death. i keep cheating on my gfs and became some sort of an antagonist in my own life.

gf is actually open to a threesome. other girl who is about same level as gf has talked with me about it. we've been sexting a lot lately, if i had a one time threesome and kept fucking other girl secretly on the side i bet i could get away with it. girl i'm in love with it would never work since she actually makes my gf insecure due to our history together and how hot she is. i might just risk it all next time she comes over late and i'll fuck her and see where it goes

wait this sounds like me

had a threesome with my old gf. it sort of corrupted our relationship of 5 years and made it weird
we broke up after a while

>I'll always feel partially responsible for his suicide
No, you need to let that go and find peace.
In my experience these people hide it, and they do it well. Sometimes you can't stop these things happening, make your peace, grieve and then let them live on in your heart.

the thrill of fucking her while cheating might lose it's appeal once your gf breaks up with you
the excitement comes from getting caught
sounds like you will always want to cheat

relatable

one of those things i think i'll never know until i do it. this girl is my first legit gf, i've had flings and stuff in the past, but we've been together for 9 months and still going okay. 10/10 girl has cheated on her two past bf's, including her current one. if we're willing to cheat with each other it's really more of a "would we cheat to be together or are we cheating to cheat". her and i see eye to eye on everything tho, we don't get mad at each other anymore about anything, we've even said if we did cheat on each other we don't even think we'd care. i'd be fine with that if she still brought home the money

making out and going down on my best friend at a party completely shitfaced. Now i am filled with guilt due to me having a girlfriend and a weird relationship to someone i knew since elementary school. Zero clue about what to do.

not being born black and proud

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go have that relationship with the 10/10 then, sounds like you will be happy. be honest with your current gf and talk to her, you are just wasting her time at the moment, she will be upset with whatever you do and you will learn to regret that one day, the nicer option is to be honest, you shouldn't regret that in the future because you've saved her a lot of heartache.

let it out, you need to talk to your girlfriend. holding that guilt and emotion inside of you is going to fucking suck, it is going to kill you and fill you full of paranoia until you let it out. yes your girlfriend will be upset, yes you will need to talk to her honestly, yes you might break up, but i promise you it's better than holding it in and lying to yourself and her.

one day there will be no white girls left and this meme will die

there will also be no blacks, just mixed race with small pee pees

I know i have to tell her at some point and that my relationship with her is living on borrowed time, but i'm mostly concerned now about my bestfriend, since i have been in love with her in the past and i guess i have woken up some old feelings. i was probably the first guy she even made out with too so that packs an extra punch to our friend dynamic.

Not staying single.

talk to them both, get answers to your questions.
good luck.

thank you, i'll do my best.

theres so much shit like that its impossible to decide

You have no idea.

not taking care of my teeth more closely.

>Been teasing and being close with a girl all night
>She's drunk but clearly not tired
>Says "I'm gonna head home now" in a very fun way
>Friend 1: "Do you need to be walked home?" Her: "No"
>Friend 2: "You're good?" Her: "Yes."
>She looks at me. Everyone looks at me.
>Me: "Alright, have a good night."
WHY AM I THE WAY THAT I AM?

I regret sinking into depression and getting fat. Now that I'm not depressed, it's fucking hard to shed weight because food is delicious.

There's a book by Dan Savage you should read. Just the first couple of chapters. He argues that a successful marriage is one that is "monogamish." If you can stay with your partner the vast majority of the time, that's success because we aren't wired to be monogamous. So be easy on yourself for this one time.

You have a healthy attitude about this.

I shaved my entire ass and balls too. silky smooth. It's so nice. Will I regret it?

People in general are complete garbage and I plan on staying single for life while just having a fuck buddy (been in a relationship 6 years up until last year). Everyone, men and women are so cowardly and selfish that relationships just aren’t worth it anymore. I’m not knocking it, just sucks nobody can have nice things kek

Make a plan. Life can be a lot better. You might start by getting off of Yea Forums. This is a place for losers who take comfort in finding each other, teenagers who are trying to figure out life (and they should not be here), and those of us who want to understand the losers.

At the moment ? Not banging the chick with the big tits as i had the chance

>shaved
Yes. Use cream. It's also bad, but less bad than shaving. Best is probably sugar jelly.

I regret refusing threesome with 7/10 and 8/10. Just pussied out

I had a chance to bone my hot alcoholic aunt and I chickened out.

story? get her hammered and try again

ever having glanced at this website

You might tell her the truth. You've told us.

*DEEP BREATHING NOISES*

taking advantage/exploiting a hot 19 y.o. deaf girl, cause she was hot and really damaged

All the adventures and the girls I didn’t go for.

My dream girl invited me over one morning and we watched netflix and chilled on the wood floors of her new unfurnished apartment and I was too in my head and never made my move, even though she was talking about sex and shit and told me her roomate won't be home for 7 hours

fuck

I regret fapping to the Mudvayne scene in Ghost Ship

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pics?

There was a specific girl who wanted my dick and I was too stupid to realise it.

That scene was hardcore

No, that would be rape.

Cream? Won't it stink like hell with all the sweat?

*vids. cuffed and pulled my condom off cause i was getting her from behind and she couldn't hear me fukkin with the camera...

I was younger and used aftershave for the first time ever before a family gathering. I was passing her in the hall to the bathroom when she stopped me, sniffed my neck, and told me I smelled "like dad". She was hanging on my shoulder and I could feel her pressing closer to me and I fucking dropped a classic "y-you too..." line because I was practically shell-shocked by the weird implications.

Wish I could have that moment back, but on the other hand she would probably have never recovered as well as she did some years later.

i did that once but ended up walking her home, eating peanut butter on toast and sleeping in her spare bedroom

>not ever confessing to my first crush
>allowing bullies and taking it to heart
>consequently dropping out of school
>allowing my mother to think I dont love her and taking it to the grave as she died of cancer
>never taking full responsibility for my life, my physical and mental well being, my health, my future
>letting it all out on my hard, but loving and caring father
>ending up a miserable, lonely failure

idk user, the list is long.

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sounds really fukked up out loud. ive spoken to her and came clean when i was super coked out, hoping she'd think it was hot and want to reconnect. i was a real scum bag back then.

What? You use cream to get rid of the hair, it takes about ten minutes in total. Then your ass and balls are smooth, but that's the same as with shaving.

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>fpbp

There's a limited amount of time when it's socially acceptable to hit on teenage girls, and I'm so disappointed that I spent it with hang-ups and screwing around with "girlfriends" and such.

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>I regret not face fucking my exgf when I had the chance.
> Not fucking her in her sleep like she had asked me to
> Not fucking her in the ass because she had asked not to

Fidelity is overrated, user. Have control over your emotions. That’s all that matters. Putting your penis in someone’s vagina is nothing but a social taboo. It’s like shaking hands with someone. No big deal.

Surviving. Damn fire killed me 3 fucking times yet here I am wishing one of those stuck.

Walking in on my little sister naked with some guy and not kicking his ass
I've felt like a fucking beta ever since

Post pic of your dick, for science.
No homo.

Why would that give our friend a dick disease?

What a wonderful faggot you are. Did your daddy beat your ass when you were naked with some girl?

Shunning sex in high school and college. Concentrating so hard on work/school. Now I'm a 22 year old virgin.

I got manzilian done. $50 for a Korean cutie to play with my dick, balls, and ass. Smooth for a month.

I cheated my wife frequently, but that is no issue for me as she has a low sex drive and pushing her only makes things complicated. As long as I as unfaithful husband don't have an issue and am the loving man to her, what's the deal?

The thing I regret: I had nude images of my ex, when we started I have then back, without copies. That is the dumbest thing I did.

I was having an affair for the first few months of this year. She broke it off cause she got close with a different guy and wanted to start a relationship with him. Still on great terms with her but regret not being able to get into a relationship with her instead. At times at the moment I feel like I'm going out of my way to help her with stuff thinking it might give me a second chance

I got my 14 year old daughter drunk and we fucked. At the time it seemed really hot, now I just feel like I've broken something in her. She's acting fine, but I feel like I took a real romantic/lustful experience from her.

>I just feel like I've broken something in her
A hyman

my daughter

wtf I hope she comes to her senses and reports you

I mean, she was into it. Can't rape the willing.

Sacrificing love in pursuit of something i could have done when everything was more stable.

>Never been in love.
Im sorry, user.

OP, the shit she does in the gif looks good until you try it, if she is even somewhat tight and ur big it will feal like she is trying to snao ur dick off

Boxxy bringing me here

Damn man. That actually made me feel something. Been a while since that happened

8/10 and 6/10 tried to get my GF to agree to a 4way and i was retarded enough to say no without asking what GF thought. And she might have been up for it

none of you fuck anything ever, fags

not living my life. like ever.

on a personal level: giving my cheating ex a second chance

on a professional level: majoring in engineering

m.homepornbay.com/album/skinny-redhead-teen-gf-lisa

;)

why did you give her the second chance? kid together? live together? finances?

vXhuuiZq

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high school sweetheart, 7 years deep into the relationship, thought we were soul mates, believed we were meant to be together forever, convinced myself it was an one-time honest mistake

I regret ever thinking "Family" meant something other than a mechanism for members to aggrandize themselves

Fucking over a girl that cared about me for an ex that treated me like shit.

>being this stupid and still trying

>Sperg

kek

Clearly you're not a rapist.

Trying to go too fast with her
She was a cute, thicc, and incredibly wholesome girl that I felt was perfect for me but she started having family problems that got in the way and I tried to go too fast which turned her off.

This is wholesome and sweet.

I have a big cock, work out, and fuck my girls brains out, including deepthroating her and gaping her ass on a weekly basis.

how old is she now, how hot is she, describe her body, how did it come to this, did u do it more than once, is she horny/flirty

yaaay!

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> stopping going to the gym regularly
> not telling Joan how I felt
> not following my hunch and calling my brother the night he committed suicide
> not protecting him more from our horrid, manipulating mother and forcing him to get help

Had a chance to fuck a cute chick in a wheelchair one night, but went with the needy chick who wanted me and she ended up spitting out my load over my stomach. Bet disabled girl would have swallowed. Will never know now.

I regret that I have not achieved my goal on suicide

Said the incel faggot

Post pic. Can i lick them? I love freahly shave ballsack. Especially if you got big low hanging nuts

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Late reply. She's almost 15 now. We've had sex twice. I think it's done now. She's about 5'1", maybe 110lbs. She's got her mother's looks. Brunette, green eyes, tight little body. Plays softball and is very fit.

She was being particularly cute one day and was cuddling against my shoulder while watching TV. I let her have some of my wine from time to time. This time I was drinking scotch and she wanted to try it. So I poured her a shot. She ended up having three, that was enough for us. I started rubbing her back and kept testing the limits. She kissed my neck and it was on. I took her to our room (wife and I) and we had pretty passionate sex. I was an idiot and came inside her. Second time I pulled out, no chancing it twice.

nice warts faggot

degenerate. you deserve to hang

I chose to support my girlfriend when she went to college to study as a vet. I worked tirelessly and gave up my own ambitions, or put them on hold. She trained for 7 years, finally graduated at 24 and got a great job. A year in to the job, she decided being a vet wasn't for her. Then she found out she was pregnant.

Fast forward 3 years, we're split, I see my kid all the time, but she's gotten fat and is a benefits scrounge. I've only just gotten a decent job. I wish I followed my own path rather than support hers.

those aren't warts tho

I went through a phase where I listened to Five Finger Death Punch... god I was such a tool as a teenager

Since another user admitted to fucking his daughter. I'll get on the incest train and admit I've fucked my sister since we were teenagers. Except I don't regret any of it. Regrets are for faggots.

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r/I'mverybadass

not having gone to band class

That's pretty hot

The difference is that in your case two kids made a choice to explore sexuality, while that other guy literally raped a child, and it was even his own.

There was a gf I def should have married, but oh well

How'd you start?

Good man

I fucked my cousin. it was an on-and-off thing for 2 years. we wanted a relationship, but we were afraid of the consequences. wish we actually assumed each other. really deep-down I wish we were siblings, but I can settle for cousins.

idk, user, sounds like she wanted to fuck. I'm not judging entirely. It does smell kinda funny that someone would take advantage of their own kid, even if they wanted it.

the tattoo of a cock on my face

What are you doing off reddit, you silly person?

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I came home one day and she was high as fuck. She was very flirty and grabbed my cock. I was 17, she was 16. We're both in our mid-30s now. We live pretty close to each other and go out a few times a month. Here she is at her wedding.

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making excuses, allowing myself to be played, allowing myself to be a pussy, allowing myself to not win and to lose, being a pussy and not being the chad i'm pretty sure some of y'all are, some of y'all could be, and some of y'all can also be if y'all tried

I had a cousin who was so hot when she was a teen, I would've given anything to fuck her. But my sister and I were always closer and have been able to carry on a relationship as lovers for almost 20 years now, it's amazing.

I've destroyed every friendship and relationship I've ever had

So would you let your wife fuck other men ? It's just like shaking hands right?

Oh you know, ypu go down the rabbit hole sometimes, 2 cps, 5 deaths and a lot of reading so far

Always incest, always bang young, always do gross things you're into. It's that simple.

Sure they will, he becomes a permanent voter for the D that's fucking everyone's life up right now

I'm really jealous

in my case I had to move across the country and now my cousin has married some faggot. I have half a mind to tell her I want her and for her to ditch the guy

you'd probably still have her if you didnt do that

More left?

Here's a 48 year old's list.
> Should have had more sex when I was younger. I only got up to 37.
> Should have bought 5 bitcoin when I first heard about it. I could probably have only afforded 5 then.
> Should have smoked less weed. Not much but a little less.
> Should have had my kids at a younger age. 38 was too old.
> Should have been more honest with my parents. They really were cunts beneath the surface and I wasted a lot of time trying to please them.
> Should have studied I.T. not a traditional professional career.
> Should have done less sport as a youth, so my body could last longer. Today my knees, shoulders and elbows are fucked.
> Should have left my country a lot early. Backward colonies are not a place where originality comes from
> Should have never smoked cigarettes. I vape now because my nicotine addiction and I know vaping is 94% safer than smoking but I think th damage is done.
> Wish I had chosen a career where I still have energy and patience when I come home to spend quality time with my kids.

Helping my dad get back together with my mom because now I really want to fuck my mom.

19 year old spic here that has no felonies and a shitty income situation
busboy and isnt illegal

traditional career? im thinking about working a trade: what career makes the money? i wont have kids because i dont need to have them and i am not fit for raising children and no woman is going to tell me " we should have kids" nah
im poor and broke and this kid's going to strain indirectly because of our lack of planning and foresight

us citizen (inb4 illegal pedro)
advice and help?

Getting married too early. Got with a girl I liked in highschool right after she graduated, we got married three years later. Turned out she was a bitch and a manipulator and generally made me miserable. Then she cheated on me and lied about it so we finally parted ways but man, those years with her were hell.

Nearly half of all high-school students choose abstainance, helps keep options on the table.

getting married and cancel out my own ambitions to pursue wife's career, although I have fucked over 600 women due to swinging lifestyle of over 20 yrs of my wife and I (she's been fucked by about the same amt of dudes).

protip: swinging with your partner is fun and fulfilling as fuck

No, jeez! Did someone tell you that there should be equality in a relationship? What a faggot!

All trades pay pretty well. The trick to get real money is to move out of the trade once you have enough experience and become the owner of a company that provides the service. Knowing how things are done in the field will help tremendously in running the business.

I never kept nudes or videos. I've only been able to recover a handful, but I had some really great shit that's gone forever.

Can I se3 your Log collection?

I agree.

you sound like a teacher or a social worker

i regret not spending more time with friends earlier on in life, or at the very least, not doing a good job communicating how much i cared about them

i also regret cheating on my last girlfriend, it fucked our relationship up and I will never get that feeling of purity back wit her

open a taco stand, jose

I regret not enjoying my time at university more and being depressed that my girlfriend left me for my roommate, should've kicked that cunt to the curb and just had a good time.

wat do you trade?

for how long would you lie in your bed at night and have to listen your roommate ravage your ex?

fuck you but on the other hand, does that make good money?

Go back to your shitty country!
Oh wait, you are already there.

shit tier b8
foh

I was 19 when I started my journey to studying my traditional career. So time is right for you. I got through by applying for govt studying support and having many part-time jobs including dishwashing, waitering, bar tending, security and building site labouring. By traditional professional career, I was referring to jobs like lawyers, architects, doctors etc. I won't tell you my career sorry. I got a small university loan that I had to pay off when my salary reached a certain high level. I could not get into university to study my professional career of choice as I was too dumb. So I went to college first and studying a course that would give 2 things, first a basic career at a technical level and second , once that cours was completed if I was really good then I could be accepted into university to study the professional career degree. All in all beteen college and university I studied for 7 years.

they're friggin spiderman villains, man.

Fuck I'm in the same boat. I would feel terrible if I cheated on my girl, but I really want to fuck other chicks. I wish she would cheat so I could.

Is this unhealthy? I really like her, been together 6 months.

i heavily regret giving advice to my mate who was in a relationship, given the context of the situation they just turned around and hate me for the advice they asked for.

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Kek
I know you're right, it's just my brain is still struggling even half a year later. I'm more active in raising suicide awareness, and have specifically been supporting veteran suicide prevention groups. Thanks for the kind words.

I guess so. this one woman even had her own episode on netflix chef's table. apparently she had the best taco in philly and she literally sold it from her garage

Literally once and I told her to get the fuck out.

Roommate/best friend felt bad and agreed not to have her over when I was there again.

She eventually cheated on him and I hate fucked her a couple of years later, she let me anal fuck her the second time around and then we cut contact the day after.

you monkey nigger people leave mexico to go to something better you faggot
im not going back to mexico when i was never born there in the first place
i live in california which is seemingly the most third world state especially when im dab smack in the middle of spicsville, los angeles

still, i dont want to be a degenerate statistic spic you faggot, i want good money, and i'll have to work for it so im just curious

>uld’ve fucked some more bitches when I had the chance. Now I’m in a relationship and crave new pussy.

Same

The only person I have ever loved moved across the country too far to visit, 9 hour drive. We came so close to being a couple after about a year of flirting and spending time together. Stupidly I never asked her out officially even though we had sex on the odd occasion. Once she moved I never spoke to her again. I think about her almost every day. This was 5 years ago now. Crazy thing is I’m now married to someone who lived 5 hours away and I moved across state to her. 5 hours and 9 hours isn’t really that much different when you move away from everything you had before. I should have tried. I will probably regret it for the rest of my life

literally cucked

My porch needs cleaning Pedro, get back to work

you fucked her a second time?? how did that happen?

The cost of the base ingredients compared to the sale price is high profits. The only thing that hits you is the price of overheads. Overheads being staff wages, stand costs, diesel for generator costs etc. Compared to a restaurant you are more likely to make easy profit as overheads are far less but you have to sell your products at a much lower price than restaurants to be competitive.

touche

just learn how to master the pussy you got? Are you that bad at being promiscuous?

I know right? Shit sucked

>spic
>living in LA
>likes tacos

how are you not a statistic already?

If you don't like where you live. Then leave and go to a different state. Maybe Cal isn't right for you but - say Texas or NY or Hawaii is.

Wow

as a spic his only options are socal and florida

not bumping non-porn threads enough

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why? I'm not being ignorant. I just want to understand your reasoning.

Not fucking my super religious ex girlfriend up the ass our last night together. She sucked my dick all the time but wanted to keep her precious v-card for marriage, but was ready to give me her ass cherry before she left for college. Like a fucking moron, I passed it up. Regretted it ever since, I'd have loved for her to live with the fact that she let me pump sperm into her bowels...would have driven her nuts with shame.

I regret allowing my girlfriend in high school cuck me all the time and treat me as a fucking bitch for a year

Convinced my daughter to pee into my mouth. Pussy was literally 2 inches from my face and didn’t give it a lick. Damn.

You've screwed up her life. I'm not sure how either of you will recover, but she got the worst of it by far.

same climate
spanish already is the de facto language in socal and florida
he won't stick out like a mexican sore thumb like he would in montana

i thought about that and i can only blame me for not taking the chance
not buts or excuses
i'm thinking about it
anywhere the money is, i'll have to be there regardless of the sacrifice (but not to the extreme)
i dont want to rob especially when i dont have to
i just want to make enough money so i can be a descendants song
i want a suburban home
and to win at life the way a white would even though ill never be white

Kik me at LittleHooptie and show me pictures of her and tell me details, so I can jack my fat cock off to her and your humilliating story. Hurry up and contact me on there, you fucking pathetic cuck.

I regret not being more aggressive with pursuing my mother-in-law.

We've been flirting for years, sure obviously likes me, she's admitted that she would like me taking her more that what she currently experiences.

I want to sleep with her soooo bad. I want to feel her arms around me while she cums and calls my name.
I really want to leave my wife and marry her.

I just hope I can do it before it's too late.

Any adult having sex with a 14 year old is rape, willing or not. And rightfully so. Let alone with your daughter. At 14 she thinks she's an adult, but when she's 24 she'll know she wasn't.

I don't speak to my best friend anymore. It's been a decade. While I had to join the military to pay for college, he got a free ride and an intern placement because he was Hispanic which led him to eventually work for Lucasfilm. Why I'm saying this is you have benefits out there for you that I never had as a poor white boy--you just need to know where they are. If you work hard, and you are dependable, there are people that would love to see you succeed. If you aren't book-smart, there are trade schools everywhere that will make extra money training you. Be a plumber or a welder. I have great respect for those trades.

You idiot. I know you are a citizen. So your country is US. That was a play of words on how shitty US is.

You could have asked for a three-way. If the women said no, it likely would have meant they were into your gf not you. Happens.

Fuck yeah! Kik me at littleHooptie and show me your MILF mom and let's discuss this. I'm interested in this situation.

Nah man, way over that. Grew my self confidence and grew out of that phase

pretty much this

i wouldnt mind being a sore thumb though
as long as i can do as whites do
mind my own fucking business and remain considerate while being smart and winning at life, i'll be an uncircumcised dick that is 6'11 with balloon balls as feet

Well, at least message me and tell me more about it. Seriously, I'd be interested in your story and why you changed. Kik is LittleHooptie

ah okay
now im a complete retard for not having understood that
i guess these white genetics are kicking in right about now
(i am 2 percent white thank you very much)

You are the scum of the earth. Your poor daughter. Her self esteem will be in the toilet, and she'll let herself be used my men. Breaks my heart.

This.

Kids explore sexuality. But decent men don't rape their daughters.

So you get to enjoy a vicarious rape? Just keep it in your fantasy life. Don't act on it.

well??? does she swallow?

for having to choose between two hot bulgarian girls, but not choosing the one i actually had feelings for

Part of what an adult does is not let kids do anything they want to do. And how does a child say no to a parent? She is incapable of consent.

I had a loving, supportive partner. We lived together for a few years.
She caught me cheating in our apartment. I admitted that I had cheated 100+ times with 25+ women. She left.
I know she doesn't care but I grew up fat. I never thought I'd get the attention of a woman. Now as a fit adult I will fuck every single woman that flirts, DMs me etc, regardless of my relationship status
I ruined a good one because I just can't resist the advances of other women.

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If I could follow this up, my real regret is marrying her daughter.

She has kept my life a living hell, and constantly teetering on the brink of permanent ruin.

Her mom would have been so much more appreciative, we'd have been perfect together.

This is a thoughtful list.