What are the benefits of getting a face tattoo?

Well it appears to be pretty conclusive at this point. If you get a face tattoo you'll become a huge faggot.

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It makes it easier for the police and witnesses to identify you.

Samefag is obvious
Kys

>Newfags don’t know about thread stats.

Look at the bottom of the pic retard

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kys for taking the time to click all those numbers, fucking loser

>What are the benefits of getting a face tattoo?

a sign to the world that you have accepted dying alone and unloved

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this. it's pretty handy

so much pussy.
like mountains of pussy.
you could be fat, ugly, uncharismatic, and completely lacking in self-esteem.
But face tattoos will get you laid more often than male porn stars.

you get ugly

You'll probably have an easier time picking up girls with low standards, alot of girls like guys that are willing to over commit to something stupid like a face tattoo or marriage.

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So you don't have to apply clown makeup for the rest of your life....

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Why is it that when someone decides to get a face tattoo they get the lamest ones.

If you're going to ruin your future at least make it count.

When you check in at the welfare office they will take your plea seriously

fuck off retard

Who knew retards make retarded decisions? It’s like there’s a connection.

He has a tattoo that says: Black Boy.
What in tarnation is that about?

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Girls might actually talk to you

No one will ever try to fight you, except other larger people with face tattoos.

Yeah they will. Normal girls will be like, fuck off you maniac. And hood rats will be like, ayy fuccboi, wanna put baby number 6 in me?

its only beneficial if you gauge your ears and rock a man bun.

Nice dubs. Here is an answer:

You get bigger sentences, thus being an attention whore is never easier.

Before tattoo:
Look son, an asshole!

After tattoo:
Look son, an asshole with a tattoo on his/her face.

Attention.

Guarantees the life of a neet

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unemployable

What a fucking idiot

You'll get a of "cred" once your in prison.

Found the guy with the face tattoo.

You won't have to worry about being late for work anymore.

Found the idiot with the face tattoo.

none. Next question

It lets everyone know you're a faggot milliseconds faster

13 people on this thread, pigfucker. You wouldn't know a samefag if he snuck up and assraped you.

Holy shit dude, you're trying SO HARD. Just calm down there, little guy. Go outside, take a walk or something. Jeez.

Everyone that sees you will instantly know that you are a faggot wont even have to waste the time interacting with you to find out..... Faggot...

well that just reopens old wounds.....old asshole wounds to be exact. fucking samefags....

Fuck off, you loathsome newfag. I hope you die of anal cancer, somewhere far from painkillers.

>newfag

Aw, cute. You know it's usually the newfags who come in here and act like little high school aged try-hards, right? Of course you don't.

Because you're a newfag. Lurk for a while, you'll learn how this place works eventually. Probably not before you have to go back to school in a few months, but it's a start.

I have 3 and there's literally no benefit to it

this

>preaches about newfags on Yea Forums
>uses reddit spacing

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Scientist here. Wrong. Guaranteed my job requires more skills than yours and I have multiple tattoos. I had no difficulty getting hired because I had experience in the field, from another job in energy science which I got on the merits of my education. Tattoos have never stood in my way and nor would they in any STEM occupation, where very little influences employers' decisions besides the actual ability of the candidates.

Most accurate. There are no 'benefits'. You get them because you like them. Just like there are no benefits to buying a painting. You buy it because you like it.

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>I haven't experienced it therefore no one else has or ever will.
yikes

99% chances you'd be promoted sooner if you did not have those tattoos.

benefits? probably easy to fuck thot bitches

I've been denied at least 3 jobs for tattoos below the elbow. Also scientist? You're on Yea Forums dude, you can tell people you work at a gas station.

>face tattoos
>scientist
Yeah nice bait retard

You will gain the undying respect and admiration of a subset of people who are completely and utterly unequipped to help you to improve yourself or to advance your prospects in life.

Makes it easy for cops to tell who stole a bike

None. People who have shitty face tattoos like those are subhuman trash.

You're full of shit. Sitting around in your underwear cooking bad meth doesn't make you a scientist. Every scientist I know, can read and the whole point of the thread was specifically about a face tattoo, not tattoos in general. New flash for ya Breaking Bad.. no one wants to see your faggy wrist modern art lucky charms tattoo.

True and neetpilled.

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>lurk for a while
>hasn't lurked long enough to realize the thread stats listed on each and every thread
At least the one constant that Yea Forums will always provide is that newfags will always uncontrollably act like newfags even when they're pretending to be oldfags.

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Good thing you're a man of science, because God would definitely assume you were a faggot if he saw that tattoo and not let you into heaven.

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If you've been dreaming of becoming a rapper but never had the balls to go through with it now it's your only option.

Everyone will know you're dangerous bruh..

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>What are the benefits of getting a face tattoo?

You will never have to worry about getting/keeping a job again.

Make it easier for people to identify you as a moron from father away

you can always become a rapper

being a scientist requires good reading comprehension, something you clearly lack

"Look, I have pictures and writing all over my face."
"Uhm, why?"
Long pause. "Look, I have pictures and writing all over my face."

The ink makes you stink so birds won't attack you

People will know from the beginning that they have to speak slowly

its funny because lil peep influenced alot of people to do it but he was suicidal star, so he didn't give a fuck, these people just do it because they think it will make them look cool

None, you look like a dickhead.
And this is coming from someone with 60+ hours of tattoos.

So did Pol Pot and Hitler. Influence ≠ Good

Free Xanax

i never said it was good, i just find it funny that people fuck up their face to look cool, and still think they can lead normal lives

What is a lil peep?

You get them around Easter and they kind of suck

Um actually it says block boy, get it right normie

You don't have to tell people you're an idiot.

Yes. Scientist. I'm a senior researcher in a company working on renewable energy research. The only position above me is the head researcher. You can disbelieve all you like, only a truly ignorant person thinks that tattoos have any real effect on skill based work in the modern day when so many people have them and so few have the relevant skills.

If you have a face tattoo and you're applying for a customer service position, mind you, you are gonna get turned down. Mainly I am disagreeing with this moronic faggot () who seems to think that a skilled person with tattoos is going to get passed up in an industry starved for bodies. An acquaintance with a face tattoo got work teaching Physics at a high school (environments which are usually very particular about that kind of body modification) because fuck all people who learn Physics at the University level want to then take that and teach it as the High School level. A face tattoo is not the end of your career.

You can fuck every 16 years old Billie eillish's fan

it looks cool, fuck what everyone thinks.

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people can tell you're retarded just by looking at you

>Reading comprehension
>was about a face tattoo
I am aware. Clearly you lack reading comprehension yourselves, as well as the ability to punctuate properly and use the shift key, respectively. You missed this part:
>I have multiple tattoos

One of these is a tattoo that streaks out of my beard, a set of fangs, nearly reaches my bottom lip. I got it after I came home when I spent a month studying the aerodynamic properties of flying snakes in Laos. I am not showing my fucking face on the internet you raging faggots.
>Nobody wants to see
So many, many people prove you wrong on a regular basis.

>God
Go play with your imaginary friend Timmy.

But do you have any on your face?

>gauge your ears
at least use the proper terminology if you're gonna bash something

>face tattoos are totally ok to have at normal jobs! To support this statement here is my faggy little wrist tattoo and an anecdote about my job as a scientist.
All of your comments are long-winded and superfluous, which is a red flag for a larper. If by some chance you're not larping then your opinion still means nothing because your company was dumb enough to hire an illiterate douchebag like you so it must not be worth a shit anyway. I work in Silicon Valley, do you know how many startup """"" labs""""" there are out here being run out of a shitty studio? Fuck you and your pretend job, faggot.

The rest of us will never have to guess whether you're an idiot.

Had one facial tattoo but hot it removed , luckily it was only a teardrop so they didnt have to laser my face too much

Yes. See
Snake fangs below bottom lip. Chrysopelea pelias are fascinating and I wanted to have a reminder of my time in Laos that wouldn't take up space in my home (I live minimalist).

>What are the benefits of getting a face tattoo?

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what was your experience with laser removal? i'm looking at getting a drunken mistake from being on tour with the band lightened up so i can have it covered with some black work. it's the only part of my sleeve that doesn't fit with the rest of the style.

>Illiterate
I have demonstrated clear understanding of everything I replied to, while those criticising my ability to read have failed to use proper grammar.

Please stop pretending you know better than me with bad grammar.

you sound like a real blue ribbon weiner

Well maybe it would have been a good idea to mention your face tattoo from the onset, since the thread was about face tattoos. You shouldn't lash out at others for a glaring fuck up on your part. I don't expect you to have any self-awareness, though, since your post reeks of pretentiousness.

>senior researcher lurking Yea Forums.

Good job using proper grammar this time.

Is it really lashing out when I'm replying to a post with clear animosity in it with equal animosity?

>attacks grammar, not the claims that his lab is a joke
Wew

Some bat shit crazy feminist might fuck you but that's about it

yes, it is. and you're being a polly prissy pants about it.

I don't care that you call my lab a joke. It's producing more worth in this world than you likely will in your lifetime. But I have to point out when someone tries to call me illiterate while demonstrating a shitty grasp of the written word themselves.

If the animosity toward you is based on a mistake you made then yes you look like an asshole when you lash out. The attitude here is hostile by default so if you expected somebody to be polite when calling you out then maybe this isn't the website for you.

Man you have up on that grammar FAST.

Depends on the size and where you go . It can also be costly . I got mine removed for free because they were gang related and there is a program in the san Francisco area that took care of it for me . But lets say you have a decent sized piece you want gone , they schedule you a series of appointments after you give them med history and other related shit and you go in and they bounce a laser a laser off of you after taking some measurements. And you sit there for about 15-30 minutes at a time getting microwaved by a funny little pajeet . Sometimes its completely gone , other times its leaves a shadow . Once again depends on the work you get done but that was just my experience. It hurt like hell and smelled funky but whatever .

I'd rather make a spelling/grammar mistake than miscomprehend the topic of an entire thread and post an irrelevant reply (or even worse, understand the thread but still post an irrelevant reply). Attacking spelling/grammar is the lowest form of debating, it let's everyone else know that you're feeling defeated.

>A mistake you made
I made no mistakes. I mentioned I have several tattoos, and thought given the context you might know that one was relevant to the thread. You calling me out for (nonexistent) bad reading comprehension while using the grammar of a high school dropout with such animosity is fully deserving of my scorn.

young chicks like billie eyelash will think you're cool and suck your dick, for free.

I have face tats never finished college and make 45k a year rn, im 22

You keep saying I failed to comprehend the topic. I did not. You failed to comprehend my reply by thinking I have no face tattoos based on my image and not fully reading my post. I said I have several. You ignored that and latched on to the image. I pointed out that first, and that you were a hypocrite for it. You keep doubling down on the mistake you seem to think I made.

Nope, you don't get out of this one, bitch. Your choice to leave out the fact that one of your tattoos is on your face was plain bad composition, and posting your shitty wrist tattoo cemented it. If you really were a scientist you should know that if you fail to clarify something, it isn't on the audience to fill in the gaps. You did a shit job at making your point and multiple people have told you so.
tl;dr you're a terrible writer with poor reading comprehension

For me seeing any tattoo on a white human is blasphemy and degeneration.

issa shop

>Poor composition.
This may be true. But as you say, if you fail to clarify your point that is not on your audience. This is the first time you've made composition the topic, so this one is on you. I'll own that I should have mentioned one of my tattoos was on my face (I had thought that 'several' was enough with the context) if you will own that you spent most of this thread accusing me of poor reading even after I HAD clarified that one was a face tattoo, and that I had in fact understood the topic perfectly and NOT of poor writing.

CRINGE

>You must own your mistakes.
>HOW DARE YOU TELL ME TO OWN MY MISTAKES!
I am sad I wasted a moment of time considering you an honest critic.

It let's other guys know you'll suck their dick.

Only if... they have man buns.

i wasn't even the user you were referring to. i just think you're a serious butt dumpling.

Exactly I wanted them so I got them and people saying it makes it harder to get a job? I've got the same job now as before I got them the stigma of tattoos is really not as bad as people think I've got like 25 on my arms alone, I've got them on my throat and either side of my neck, my hands fucking everywhere and they never stop me doing anything exept not pissing my girls daddy off I guess kek

I'm gonna look into it then. The piece i want lightened up is just about the size of my palm and very light black ink but it sticks out in my sleeve and it's always bothered me.

based plumber man

>Unrelated faggot jumps into discussion
Fuck off. Adults are talking.

Draws attention away from small penis.

Nice

you are still a butt dumpling and I am very relevant to this discussion

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I’d never hire you, nor would anyone in my age group.
If you consider that a benefit

Face ID is a cakewalk

>Yes. Scientist. I'm a senior researcher in a company working on renewable energy research.
>Face tattoo
I can already picture your "renewable energy company." It's you, some effeminate Asian guy, and two landwhales sittling inside a one room office in some industrial strip mall trying to sell solar panels to people over the phone.

Do you crave attention or what?

hiding from the feds gets harder

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>head researcher
you mean boss, right faggot?

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Not really I just like tattoos and I like the way getting them feels

Other than face and neck cause I can't really cover those, the rest are covered 90% of the time, some people I know probably haven't even seen any of the ones on my body.

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face tattoos help the authorities identify you more easily when you commit crimes

face tattoos: helping society jail the bad guys since 1951

Oh, “renewable” energy research . How is THAT boondoggle coming along. What? All the flying cars and seedless watermelon development jobs taken?

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this.

basically if you're educated man with connections, you will always get a job.

even tho tattoos on your face are a sign of retardness

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Not even close. They needed a fluid dynamics specialist, three applied. I had relevant experience, others did not. The lab is about 80 strong and the company it is attached to is multinational.

>You mean boss
He is my boss, yes. It's the only position in the lab higher than mine and he answers to the board of the company that funds the lab. I've met them. Nice guys. One of them openly admitted I'd never get a job in the office because it's such a people-facing environment. Don't care, I make a killing and my work isn't slowing down.

Oh no, a Yea Forumstard doesn't believe me. Whatever will I do?

Enjoy skin cancer retard

Nice argument daddy xx

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It was a statement

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Wish you research and get many patents for them and then see them not being used at all.

Becase you're too dim to argue right?

I'm a soergrlord not an autist get it right cunt

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my southern living cookbook from 1987 probably contains more relevant knowledge than your lab will ever put forth into the world

wow you really are a sperg

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Yep that retarded I misspelled sperg that's what I get for browsing this shit hole with a phone

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forgiven. how do you feel about laura prepon's tiddies?

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you broadcast the world "im a scumbag dont talk to me",

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19yo Chicks with blue hair suck your balls on the reg

Congratz on the trips

user with a forehead tattoo between the eyes and 2" stretched ears reporting in. I know i'm never going to get a job working face to face with customers but I'm happy with my sous chef job working for an international hotel chain. Just cooked myself a nice pork chop and apple-mustard sauce dish with fried potatoes for my lunch break. Probably just gonna go home and jerk off to tittyfuck porn

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You don't have to worry about 98% of jobs

What?! I love peeps, they're delicious and they explode in the microwave. What's not to like?

I've been thinking about stretching my ears i really like the look but i would probably stop at about 00. got any tips?

None

>benefits
>tattoo

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