Two days ago I lost virginity at 26 with a girl (also a virgin) I found in Overwatch

Two days ago I lost virginity at 26 with a girl (also a virgin) I found in Overwatch
AMA

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Why are you a virgin?
Is she hot?
How big is your dick?
Which sex acts did you perform?
Would you like to fuck her asshole?

how old was she

Pic or it didn't happen

How did you know she was a virgin?
>Inb4 she told me
So naive are summerfags

you shouldnt have said she was a virgin. people will discredit you now for losing your virginity if your explanation for her being a virgin is good enough

isnt good enough*

He's a vidya autist who picked up a gemerrrgurl, so we know the answers:
>Why are you a virgin?
Austism, BO and straggly neckbeard
>Is she hot?
BMI >35, hides food in her folds
>How big is your dick?
Hasn't been seen since the last time his mum gave him a sponge bath
>Which sex acts did you perform?
Doggy was the only way he could get it near her holes.
>Would you like to fuck her asshole?
After cleaning off the caked-on shit from the flabby cheeks, if his dick can reach past the fat.

>Why are you a virgin?
Due to being a shut-in who was the nice guy to girls for years.
And she has been a shut-in for years and years
>Is she hot?
She's a 5/10, chubby but has a nice hourglass figure and child bearing hips
>How big is your dick?
14 cm when fully diamonds
>Which sex acts did you perform?
We met for a week and she gave me 2-3 blowjobs daily, I ate her out often, also gave me a footjob and handjobs and in the last day we decided to finally fuck
She fancies anal and I fingered and licked her asshole
>Would you like to fuck her asshole?
Yes. Only licked and fingered it for now. She is coming to me next month this time for 2 weeks
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Told me but she was without a hymen already (lost due to an accident at 4 yo)

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-show more pics.
-Show your penis
-Show her asshole and tits
-did she get off?
-were did you cum?
-are you happy with your life?
-I wish you much luck my friend!

Wow I don’t know what’s more disgusting that bitch or your ?disfigured? dick lol

literally nailed it

Hot, you got any more pics?

>did she get off?
Made her come twice in a row a day
>were did you cum?
Mostly in her mouth, but also on her tits, feet and face
>are you happy with your life?
Hate the fact that I'm a shut-in and basically hate myself, but at least have a decent job (academic teacher) and I will get my PhD in two years and a good car (Audi TT) so I'm happy about that
>I wish you much luck my friend!
Thank you user I appreciate it a lot. Bottom line is, play Overwatch and chat up gamer girls, you will get laid eventually. This one is wife material even

Feels like summer

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>She's a 5/10, chubby but has a nice hourglass figure and child bearing hips
If that's her in the pic:
1 - not a 5, 3 at best
2 - That's not chubby, that's obese
3 - Hourglasses have a concave curve, I bet the only one on her body is her cavernous maw. Even her fingers are fat.
4 - Having 8 inches on fat on your hips doesn't make them childbearing. Pic related.

Also what the fuck is wrong with your dick, looks like fucking herpes crosses with leprosy. Did the dick cheese take the skin off when you peeled it away in chunks?

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Happy to hear that.
I‘m good, I don’t need overwatch to get laid I’m fit and have a few fwb.
The Big dick is a plus too.
But that’s all just not that important.
Just be cool and nice to people and everything will work out.

Tidy your room you fucking neckbearded slob.

Gj op, people itt either jealous virgins or are just got cunts. Grats on getting pussy my dude

It's lipstick on the dick. She wanted to "mark me hers"

Fucking lol. As if anyone else wants you (or her, even). Took you to 26 to even find a landwhale desperate enough to touch you.

Why so angry user. Just wanted to share a bit of my happiness

I didn't have sex until 39 and it sucked anyway. Couldn't get it up half the time for some reason (bj worked nice, just couldn't keep hardon going when fucking). **shrugs** Then of course, she took it all personal and dumped me and went to go fuck some loser who could fuck her better, obviously. Most said I had Performance Anxiety. Ain't nothing wrong with me physically. Meh...I'd rather just watch porn, it's easier and no bs to deal with. I am one of them very sexual types of people but I don't think I am cut out for the physical side of it. I'd very likely make a superb erotic film producer though.

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Keep it up OP!
And you’ll get some ass like that too in the future.

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Don’t listen to them. I wish you a happy life OP.

You got any more pics user?

You have been visited by the Laura of not great, not terrible threads.

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hmm