i blatantly stole this from /bant/ but i think this'll go better here
this is lead the tribe! dubs decides what the tribe does, trips override dubs. also posts that end with 0 will act the same as dubs, but the effect will be reversed
also try and be patient with my slow ms paint skills
>population: 10
use photoshop faggot
the members of the tribe somehow find a compute that has an internet connection and photoshop. one of the tribesmen used the computer to make some art and sell it online. they used the money to improve the tribe
>population 15
build a house
The population fucks like rabbits increasing the population
fuck you stop using mspaint
god damn it
the tribe continues to use ms paint. they gain even more money from selling the extra art!
>population: 20
stop being black
also this is something i forgot to add:
the grey part of the map is undiscovered land
Tribe explores new territory and finds Muslims having set up shop in downtown boston
so do muslims discover them or what?
commit mass suicide in the lake nearby
the tribe takes a wrong turn somewhere and they end up finding seattle. though it seems overrun with homeless mexicans. some of the tribesmen manage to persuade the homeless men to join the tribe
>population 40
they execute the remaining mexicans
damn, if only there was something for 69
also clear cut the forest near the tribes origin spot and make a village out of the wood
maybe explore the river?
destroy the city
form a patriarchal society with rules and beating w*men
this
rolling for this
Become Mexico
The tribe begins masturbating together to a giant idol of Taylor Swift.
damn we gettin no luck here
the tribe turns the mexican homeless men into suicide bombers and then makes them charge into the city
mass suicide
The tribe commits mass suicide
every man in the tribe rapes all the women spics who just joned the tribe
The big one hits Seattle
reroll
the tribe begins to mass rape every mexican girl in their group. this creates a fair amount of rape babies!
>population: 50. +5 each post
build a house for the tribe
The tribe explores the top right corner. A wall is also built around Seattle
Chop their dicks off and stop the population increase
for some reason, every man in the tribe cuts off their penis. this leaves the women sad, but they just become lesbians to fulfill their lustful desires
>population: 55.
Tribe explores top right
rolling for this
The tribe chops down those trees in order to build a wall around Seattle
Build own city out of the trees and go to war with the lesbian spics of Seattle
Bring half the tribe with half the women in Seattle
Tribe explore top left or right (you decide op)
Evil scientist Yakub joins the tribe and invents the white race
all the tribesmen work together to chop down the trees and build the wall. they even use the leaves to cover their cock stumps! before the wall was fully built, more mexicans flooded out of seattle, not wanting to be trapped behind the wall. most of them decided to join the tribe
>population: 80
mormon missionaries convert the tribe
The men should dig underground and see what they find
They explore the area
The tribes uses there previously cut off cocks to build a raft to cross the river with and explore
the tribe crafts primitive wooden shovels and begins to dig into the earth. after only 2 hours of digging, they hit an odd cave system thats filled with odd, purple skinned cave people! the cave people flood out from the hole and decide to hang out in the colony
>population: 280
Sew their penises back on so they can fuck the purple people
God Emperor Trump descends from heaven to deport everyone.
roll
Embrace communism!
a war breaks between the tribe and the purple men
roll
roll
the tribe uses the might of the purple men + the sharp rocks that they took from the cave and begins to attack seattle
Please bump my thread please, I will attempt to answer any questions you have.
tribe says “fuck it” and holohoaxes the purple people
last roll
the og black tribesmen put the purple men to work via attacking seattle. they capture many prisoners and kill many mexicans, but they donnt quite have enough firepower. the black tribesman sit back and slowly convince the prisoners to join their tribe, letting the purple men do the real work
population: 320
The Mexicans bribe the purple men with cocaine and send them to capture the purple folk.
>*capture the black folk.*
the purple men bribe the mexicans with food stamps. this causes the entirety of the population of Seattle to join the tribe
>population: 725,065
The entire population of Seattle has found evidence that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton
ROLL
The black folk begin exploring the east.
In celebration of the tribes coming together, the whole popluation gets high on narcotics.
the black tribesmen create guns somehow
murder the mexicans. all of them
Roll
roll
reroll
fuck
Second fuck
the population finds no evidence whatsoever. aka nothing happens. see for image
Hitler becomes the leader of the tribe
Go explore to the right