How do i leave my small town if I’m on probation for being black? And also god rips everything away. God traps me here and rips everything away. God is out to get me and make my life helll and has unlimited power and uses all of it to attack me. God does nothing for this universe and specifically attacks me with everything he has. For no reason.
I do nothing at all and god just traps me in my small rips away any exit i find destroys my life makes my life a living hell and finds perfect ways to torture me every day. I FUCKING HATE GOD
No matter what i do god targets me. I see other people having an awesome life good shit happens born in awesome perfect lives NOT ME. God sees ANY bit of happiness and rips it away and makes my life even shittier for just trying to be happy. Every single person is born in a. Better life than me. What the fuck do i do dude. I have the worst possible fucking life to EVER exist and all god does is rip and destroy it. God and the whites are workin together to torture and target me.
you make this fucking thread every other week. just get a job, save and leave. fuck you.
Nathaniel Robinson
kill your cat, kill your neighbors dogs, and destroy your neighbors four wheelers
Jackson Russell
God got me arrested can you read
Joseph Cooper
god doesn't exist. your existence is entirely the luck of your circumstances and how you react to it. there is no one to blame for your shitty life except for yourself the shitty humans around you.
lol nice bait thread >on probation for being black So... does that mean every black person in your town is on probation? >inb4 no, some of them are in jail
Christian Wilson
I’m telling you the truth dude. Non stop disasters. Anytime anything good happens it gets ripped away. Any time I win. God flies over me rips it away and destroys it. I have non stop bad luck and god perfectly times coincidences to ruin my life.
You're safe on Yea Forums. God is definitely not here.
Nathaniel Miller
Don't be sacrilegious you fool.
Asher Richardson
how are you still on probation? you've been posting this thread for like 10 years now!
Camden Thomas
God dude he attacked me
Asher Wood
He ruined my life and I’m black
Isaac King
Op is a junkie, iirc he got busted on drug charges and keeps getting busted for violating his probation.
So if course he claims racism, like a typical piece of trash liberal.
Gavin Wright
this
and i'm sure your life choices have nothing to do with your life situation. my former partner in the army has four degrees from harvard. he is way richer that i am. i'm sure god is about to rip that away at any moment because he's black? probation any second now!
this
and this...
Caleb Price
Never violated just black
Charles Stewart
OP is on probation for being God, because black hates him.
OP is stuck in a very white town (Chatanika, Alaska) where he and his parents are the only colored people for 30 miles. Fairbanks has blacks in it but the hike to Fairbanks would probably kill him due to subzero temperatures even in July.
I can believe that the police are all racist, and I can believe that God hates him for being black nearly as much as God hates him for doing drugs, but I have given OP specific advices on how to escape and every time he ignores me.
Cooper Barnes
Here's a new advice since you didn't like the old ones.
Find this guy >pic
And steal his bike. Now you have wheels and should easily be able to reach the Canadian border.
You probably want to find him in the summertime because in the winter all white people blend in with the snow. But you already knew that (I hope).
where i live there are very few black people. yet somehow, they all have jobs, pay their rent and car payments, they pay taxes, and their kids are the best behaved.
what it sounds like here is, "i can't get a break! the judge hates me! my public pretender didn't represent me right! waaaaaaaaaah!" and they're all white. and they can't get their shit together. ya know what? if they actually try, get with their cco, get with a social worker, get clean, get a job, they can be just fine.
your situation depends upon your conviction. if it is not a crime or moral turpitude, piss clean, get ANY job and show up, dress as well as you can, then petition the judge to vacate your conviction. problem solved. you're not in prison or jail, so you have every opportunity to get your life in order. whining, not working, taking drugs, not making your child support payments, dressing like a street thug or a homeless person... all of these things will stop you from moving forward. guess what? this works for white people too!
Jacob Edwards
Since you didn't like that advice either, here's another one.
You're in gold mining country. GREAT. Somewhere in some of the creeks nearby there should be some gold. Keep looking eventually you should find enough to buy your way to freedom. It might take awhile, but it can't take any longer than it would for probation to naturally expire.
If you see a sign like the one on the side of the dredge: "420", ignore it. It will only lead you astray and God will laugh.
I literally just want to move some place and get a job and save up and invest money. I’m too fucking sad to do anything here. It’s just locked inside 8 months a year from freezing cold and nothing to do I have sat in my room for fvking months wasting my life while god attacks me
I literally just want to do jail instead of my shit but no one will tell me if I can just get some 4-6 month sentence shit
Brody Nguyen
OP has the further problem that he's living in a VERY small town with very few jobs. From things he's said previously, I believe it may be Chatanika, AK. There is NOTHING in the area. Plenty in Fairbanks of course, but he can't get there without transportation.
A lot depends on the quality of public transportation between his town and "the city". If there's a regular bus, he has fewer good excuses. If there is no regular bus he has an excuse but few good options.
Austin Edwards
You can't because it is not possible to be on probation for being black: being black is not illegal - you can only be on probation for committing a criminal offence.
Stop making shit up to make it appear like you are being harassed or disadvantaged in some sort of human rights violation that you have not actually been subjected to.
Gabriel Walker
Thy arnt going to just throw everything out. I have already pissed clean and did anything they asked for a long ass time they don’t care.
I could go in and tell them I want to move to be in a better environment and have more opportunities and they just won’t fucking care. The whites here want everyone to suffer and be lonely and miserable in this SHIT HOLE small town I ducking hate god!!!!!!!
Leo Price
Also has (if you hadn't noticed) some psych issues. In a town that small there might be a few or might be zero people who can help him with this.
Jackson Walker
OP a good boy! He gettin his life togetha! OP dindu nuffins!
John Powell
Lol dude. My town is even farther than anything I am 2 hours from a fucking small town smaller smaller than Fairbanks. All the whites have to do is sign a piece of paper and let me move somewhere I have the money to start over
Lucas Powell
Ironically, it's possible that medication might actually help. Meds prescribed and monitored by a qualified medical professional. Unfortunately, self-prescribed recreational pharma is not only unlikely to help, it's part of the reason he's in this mess. Finding a doctor / therapist could be one way out. From what OP has said, this path hasn't been helpful so far. If possible, I strongly urge OP to continue treatment.
Liam Morgan
OK. Thanks
Recalibrating geolocation......
Colton Sanchez
There are no Gods...wake up
Jeremiah Hill
Spend your time doing something productive and your sentence might be minimized. Or make a shit ton of money. Or y'know. Just wait. Posting on b will not help you Jesus why would u think that would help?? If ur bored do whippits. If ur a stoner you can get fucked the fuck up off of nutmeg. It's rough on your liver n you can kill yourself if u fuck it up but at least your shitty threads would go away. If I worked in the court in your state I'd bribe police to give you a hard time just for fuckin wit my b too
Owen Turner
vacating a conviction isn't throwing everything out. it means that you have suffered enough, in the opinion of the court, that the judge is willing to waive the rest of the penalty that was imposed at sentencing. expungement removes the criminal record. in order to vacate the sentence, you have to show that ALL PREVIOUS BAD BEHAVIOR has ceased in a convincing manner. you need to contact AK legal aid or AK legal services corporation, which is a free law firm.
again, it depends upon what you were convicted of. i have a friend that is a CONVICTED mass murderer. he got seven consecutive life sentences. he is out, has a job, and rides a $50k fully dressed harley davidson. don't tell me you can't do this. BULLSHIT!
Caleb Brooks
That's what you think. This place is one of the reasons I created your shitty asses.
Josiah Richardson
I can’t make money dude I live in the woods. Why can’t rhey just fucking let me transfer it to another town
Ryder Adams
Dude wtf all I have is a dui and no record barely. I did everything they asked stayed fully sober passed every piss test and done everything
I wish they knew how hard it was for me to quit drugs and shit that would help but no one cares
Hudson Russell
Someone help!!!!!!!
Austin Myers
you need to make an appointment with the prosecutor and explore your options for relocating. it is possible to transfer community control to another jurisdiction for cause. i would love to help, but i can't i'm not an attorney, i'm not even a paralegal. i could write you some motions, but in reality i am very far away from you, i live in the midwest. plus, i went back to college and i have almost no money.
are you still using drugs, or are you sober now? if so, how long have you been sober?
Blake Nelson
Dude I don’t even know you and I hate you.
Ian Reyes
that's not helpful.
Michael Phillips
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They wont care. All they will care about is if you have a job there you can move to thats all they care about plus i would have to find someone who would rent me a room from here and do all that shit probably need a job
They want you to have a family or job or some shit but in some states they just dont give a shit. Ive been doing really fucking good the whole time
