I"m pretty drunk
Ask me anything
I"m pretty drunk
Are you single or in a relationship?
>Where do you hide your pizza?
-Not FBI
Will you answer this before I can quote myself with trips?
Does black penis taste different than white penis
Nope.
Single
In the fridge
It's probably gone bad by now though
Apparently
Yeah black people don't bathe
I saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. are they dangerous?
WTF. we got two triples before we got any dubs
Not if they don't have their battle axes on them
I saw a nigger dwarf not too long ago working at walmart
Shit blew my mind
so no battle axe = not a threat
I think the one in the mall might of knew magic.
OK. this is getting out of hand. I'm a phonefag so I can't use scripts. I promise
Dwarves can't do magic, only halflings
And even then halflings just wanna smoke weed erryday so you're safe
thank god. thought the little fucker put a hex on me for following him around and taking pictures
wanna fuck or na finna give u my virginity
bro im not giving nikola my virginity fuck that bitch
idk my instinct is to say hell yeah but you kinda sound like a nigger so i'm a little worried
yas where the chees peatzuh
whatcha drinkin?
If your a girl send nudes on snap
Fireball & pepsi
I fucking wish
At Chris Hansen's house
He muh nigga