I"m pretty drunk

I"m pretty drunk
Ask me anything

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Are you single or in a relationship?

>Where do you hide your pizza?
-Not FBI

Will you answer this before I can quote myself with trips?

Does black penis taste different than white penis

Nope.

Single

In the fridge
It's probably gone bad by now though

Apparently

Yeah black people don't bathe

I saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. are they dangerous?

WTF. we got two triples before we got any dubs

Not if they don't have their battle axes on them
I saw a nigger dwarf not too long ago working at walmart
Shit blew my mind

so no battle axe = not a threat

I think the one in the mall might of knew magic.

OK. this is getting out of hand. I'm a phonefag so I can't use scripts. I promise

Dwarves can't do magic, only halflings
And even then halflings just wanna smoke weed erryday so you're safe

thank god. thought the little fucker put a hex on me for following him around and taking pictures

wanna fuck or na finna give u my virginity

bro im not giving nikola my virginity fuck that bitch

idk my instinct is to say hell yeah but you kinda sound like a nigger so i'm a little worried

yas where the chees peatzuh

whatcha drinkin?

If your a girl send nudes on snap

Fireball & pepsi

I fucking wish

At Chris Hansen's house
He muh nigga