What inscription would you write on your grave?

What inscription would you write on your grave?

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I wont have a grave.

''If you read this, you are gay.''

ress please

I won’t have a headstone. My ashes will be scattered in a predetermined place that my wife and daughter already know about. Hopefully the message will be in the form of the memories that live in people I’ve affected in a positive way.

Trump here. Mine will say:

I was the worst President ever, and an even worse human being.

All is forgiven

Nice bait, way to start a thread with some political bullshit

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“I’m going to say the n-word!”
“Nig-uuuughhhhh”
-user's final words

Meant for

Best thing to write on a tombstone ever lol

"He died doing what he loved, complaining."

Bahahahahahaha orange man bad. Bahahahahhahahaahahah. Orange man destroy America gone, America gonzo! Ahhahaah! Kill trump trump bad I want murder trump baahahah.

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Soul stone was on cool down.

Will this place be a Taco Bell drive through?

It’s true, though.

It was not what it was made out to be.

"In loving memory of Joergen. Beloved son, father and horse."

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"Trump is faggot"

It’s funny because it’s true.

"NO U"

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2 out of 4, pretty much sums up your life.

gg

"At least he finished what Hitler started"

halp compuder!

"I Finally Got Dubs"

"Mom, I Posted It Again"

"My Preferred Pronoun Is; Dead"

"Former Old Fag, Signing Off"

"Permanent No Fap"

"Died A Kissless Virgin"

"Feels Bad Man"

Accomplished nothing
Left behind no family, friends, or will papers
Makes you wonder why he wanted to headstone
He always hated landscapers

"I paid the undertaker to bury a bunch of live dogs in my place. I was cremated."

To live is to die. This faggot lived to see bacon on his burger a few times, had a few good faps and lays, made some people happy, and minded his own damn business.

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I hate niggers...

Even from my grave

>Heres anons bones and jars of cum
>He died storming area 51
>In the end he couldn't contain his gayness
>Niggers once tongued his anus.

"I don't know how I died, but it was probably bullshit"

not bad
unless they charge by the letter
also good
too real

Good meme 10/10

"He tried"

>What inscription would you write on your grave?
>would you write
>your grave
pic relteb

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THE DAMN KIKES KILLED EM

You haven't bought your grave yet? How plebian kek.

Why the fuck is there a drain on my tombstone?

So people can use it as a urinal.

"Here I lay. I am a nihilist. Ask me if I care."

Rub a dub dub .. Thanks for the grub

You put flowers in the holes

Penis

“Here lies some guy. He tried.”

Ah, of course.

Just my full name on a rectangular, featureless black slab.

"Don't laugh. You're next."

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>flowers
aka the sexual organs of plants
it is so people can use a proxy penis (the flower) to fuck your proxy ass (the holes on your grave

>so thats where it comes from.

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>user i screaming 'rooypoos' in heaven

"Well that could've gone better"

Did his best to not give a fuck.

Confusion

Score: 12 kills

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