If you're not wearing a buttplug right now you're gay because you're leaving your asshole open to be violated by a dick

Be careful not to let homosexuals put their dicks inside your butt. That's the leading cause of gay.

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So butt plug and cage. What about my mouth I think that might be a gay vector!

Would fucking my twink-ish best friend in the ass be a good thing since he's safe from homosexuals?

ew, black person x.x

Please OP I don't want to be a gay give us more wisdom

Make sure there's always some sort of barrier between your mouth and a homosexual's penis. Letting a homosexual put their penis in your mouth is the second leading cause of gay.

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What if I plugged my friend's asshole with my dick to ward off homos?

Also dress like a girl. This is very important because gay homosexuals are afraid of girls.

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Are condoms a good anti gay barrier?

Just got a buttplug last saturday, been wearing it since. I work an office job and work it to work since I got it. It's certainly made things far more interesting, on a couple off occasions I came while doing mundane activities and when I'm sure nobody's looking I can't help but wriggle my hips a bit in a circular motion to help stimulate things. It's fun but it's also really awkward to be having an orgasm while talking to a co worker lol

I'm probably going to be fired soon but i don't even care

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So I'm plugged caged and dressed up like a girl. No homo will ever touch me right?

Hmmmm. as long as you're both totally straight then that should work. Homosexuals won't be able to put their cocks in your friend's butt if your cock is blocking the way. You'll be protecting your friend from homosexuals. But make sure you keep your butt protected with a buttplug or the dick of another straight friend.

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Yes a condom can prevent a homosexual's penis from touching the inside of your butt, keeping you straight.

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I dont have a butt plug wha tú is another good alternative

So a circle of bros who are 100% straight all with cocks in their ass is safe from all homosexuals?

Yes but make sure you at least do all three. If you leave one step out homosexuals will find a way to penetrate your defenses.

Can you spot the one mistake this straight person made that left him vulnerable to gay?

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Should I pass them out to strangers just in case?

lmao

Sometimes you can find a woman who has a device that will protect your butt from being homosexually invaded. You might find one who will give you assistance.

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He forgot the plug and cage!

What if i am by myself?

>you're leaving your asshole open to be violated by a dick
That's what ass hair is for. It makes the homosexual penis unable to find your butthole.

I've got bad news you can't risk touching your penis since you might make yourself gay.

If you're not sure if someone is gay it's a good idea for you to keep a good hold on their cock so they can't stick it inside you and gay you up. Just be careful that their penises don't get inside your mouth. Here we see a heterosexual male who successfully defended his mouth from gay invasion by tugging the cocks away from his face. Close call. Good job straight boy.

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My penis become just like the heterosexuals that means I'm learning good techniques right?

Since I started playing with my ass hemorrhoids went away

If you're the only one around and don't have a buttplug then make sure you wear a condom so at least your own dick won't accidentally touch the inside of your butt making you gay. Keep tugging your dick in a direction away from your butt too just so you don't gay yourself.

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But a buttplug is always your best defense.

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Ok any object that replaces a plug?

Sometimes you can fool a homosexual into thinking your ass has already been gay cock invaded by putting an artificial penis in your butt. They make some that even move around so they'll seem more lifelike.

This fools the homosexual.

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Ok thanks chief but that seems to advanced anything more simple

If you are with known or suspected homosexuals do not let them tie you up or they may remove some of your defenses leaving you vulnerable to homosex invasion.

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Tentacles can block the path of homosexual penises.

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I need more CQC tips like I want to stay on the offense in protecting my heterosexuality

Nice also any other tips before I go?

You and a totally heterosexual friend can protect each other's mouth from homosexual invasion if you keep each other's mouth covered with your own. Just be careful you keep up your other defenses. Can you spot the mistake these two heterosexual boys are making that leaves them highly vulnerable to an invading homosexual cock?

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They forgot to stick fingers in their butts to ward off invading cocks?

Get a totally heterosexual buddy and use the buddy system. Keep each other protected from the homosexual invasion of penises.

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How do you know that your friend isn't a hidden gay?

Very good! See you're getting the hang of heterosexual defense. Your fingers can be used to protect your butt too. Well done.

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Ok thank you bye now

Keeping the gay away is very hard work. Thank you for teaching me so much.

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I'm glad you asked. If you suspect your friend is a secret hidden gay then see if he lets you put your penis inside his butt.

If he's a homosexual he will deny you since he knows that your totally heterosexual penis will block his butt from receiving gay homosexual penises.

If your friend lets you put your heterosexual penis in his butt then you know he's not gay for sure.

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thats true bro theres some shit ill explain to u after i fuck u OMGGGGGGGGGG

It's my duty as a totally heterosexuality male to help my other heterosexes protect their butts and mouths from homosexual invasion or this could happen to any one of us.

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So you would let me put my penis into your butt? I want to make sure my teacher is safe.

Since I know you must be a totally heterosexual like me (why else would you be in a thread about defending heterosexual if you weren't) yes I would let you put your heterosexual penis inside of my butt. It would protect me from gay.

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Make sure not to let your defenses slip. Here we see a boy who was successful at tugging homosexual penises away from his mouth but he left his butt defenseless to homosexual invasion.

Now this poor boy is a homosexual too and he's gay. Don't let that happen to you.

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I want you to spread your teachings to more vulnerable heterosexual men so I need to do my part by putting my fully erect heterosexual penis into you to protect you from the gay menace

This once straight heterosexual was unsuccessful in warding off an invasion of many homosexual penises. Now he is a homosexual and the number of homosexual penises in the room increased by one which made the whole thing even gayer.

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How fast does the conversion happen?

Very commendable. We must always strive to protect our fellow heterosexuals from being homosexed until they're gay. We must straight protect us all from something like this happening.

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Immediately. Then you will just want to have homosexual penises inside you.

Here you see a straight heterosexual who tried to protect his butt with a very long buttplug but a homosexual gay was able to trick him into taking it out by saying he wouldn't gay sex him.

He was gay sexed. The homosexual told an untruth.

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How terrible! Gayed into a homo in one thrust!

Is it possible to ungay?

Protected.

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