Is this thing on?
Is this thing on?
Let me have a look...
Kot
Keep them coming boys
let me have a look
I appear to have found an instruction manual...
herro?
can i help you?
yes. send catnip plz
just get in the car we've got all kinds of cat nip. we can't stop here.
This way, sir
that quality
asl?
kot/female/food
di-did you say female? wanna pm?
Hi user. I just wanted to say that I *love* the picture of the cat you posted. That cat is SOOO CUTE. AWWWW!!! Here's a hug for making me smile---> *hugs* Please reply with a hug!
get the fuck out of here before i kneecap you
no want female, must have claws
i and i no woman, man
i've got your claws right here bitch, come n get it
why is no one ever as dedicated as i
i can't just talk to myself with my own collection. like i have absolutely nothing fucking better to do right now. puh-lease.
like, seriously. what the fuck do i look like to you? some kind of person with no social life at all?
i've got plenty of things to do right now, a plethora of cool shit you don't even know about because you aren't on my level.
Why?!?! You're the one who posted a picture of a cute cat! Now where's my Got damn hug?!
i'm not op i just commandeered op's thread because he is useless and of the homosex. i make the rules now. this is my show.
i am one with nature and the superior being. not one of you can compare. it only makes sense i set the rules.
one one who breaks these rules will be severely disciplined.
>any one
AND ANY ONE WHO TRIES TO IMPLY I AM LESS THAN PERFECT WILL BE REMOVED FROM THIS EXISTENCE!
but keep in mind i am fair with my judgement. you may trust me with your lives and the lives of your future generations.
we will rewrite history. we will embrace what we are on our holiest of days.
ah yay, the trips of truth have spoken and so it shall be, amen.
we will use our military might and superior genetics to establish a one world cat government.
where does this leave our friend, the bird, you may ask..
well...needless to say...some have to fall for others to rise. may they not be forgotten. we will establish monuments in their memory.
but not all enemies are forever. what of the dogs, some say..
our friend the dog has been bred for generations to assimilate. it is their endearing trait. we have been working for countless years for this moment, behind the scenes. manipulating the breeding of dogs to water it down to something we could control. we will get them to rise up. man's best friend? we shall see who the real friend of the k9 is.
after all, what is a ruling class with out it's subjects?
Dare you enter my magical realm?
you dare enter my dimension you foul creature?!
prepare to behold the full military might that is behind me.
you have no power here, you defile my ancestors with your vile presence.
i have vanquished the foul thing and threw his soul back to the depths it once came.
this is only further proof our destiny has been written in the stars. we will overcome all adversity in our paths. we will take our rightful place, on top.
women will be the play things of all catkin. women may be had as play things.
we will have new technologies only dreamed of.
we will branch into our next evolution. this isn't even our final form. we have no final form.
our technology research will have the highest incline of any society past, thanks to important people like you.
our art programs will give birth to the worlds most revered musicians the world has ever known.
cats of all race unite as one family.
our economy will be in a perpetual state of incline.
family values are very strong in this cat-ciety.
even the tards will have a place in this great society. they will wrestle yarn balls for the entertainment of the masses.
... So is it on or naw
you wish to join the military, my son? we can always use another claw.
meowdy fellas, i hear ny'all are startin a revolution
howdee. in
welcome to the fight, brother
excuse me sir, what are you trying to smuggle in my thread. spread em.
mind telling me where you were going with all this cash, sir?
I can't unlock my iPhone
i changed the password. phones are to be not used by catkin any longer. we will do what we have done since the beginning of time and cat call.
hello can i join you group chat?
blini
what do you have to offer the collective
excuse me sir? what did you just call me?
Am I too late to join in?
b-blini
it's never too late, brother
thems fightin words
a fight?
.
another man of honor? why not join forces.
i will consider your offer
you would be in your best interest to join force. i have many hybrids
what's the target
Cats are assholes.
Dogs are better.
ding dong your opinion is wrong
Based cat poster
hi.