You can get and tame any (even my mom) animal you want.
What animal would it be? Why?
You can get and tame any (even my mom) animal you want
Noah Morales
Ryder Barnes
a large cat but not a lion. any of the others would be good, though. or a large ape. i love cats and i think both would be good for protection depending whether i wanted brute force or subtlety.
Dominic Baker
Are extinct animals fine?
I want 80 kilo 7 meters long wingspan flying bird, argentavis magnificens.
Adrian Morgan
an bug
Evan Russell
a woman
Matthew Myers
This guy
Caleb Young
A dog.
Brody Nguyen
I would tame a wineo and ride him to work. Cool as balls...
Landon Anderson
Something you can fuck.
Eli Sanders
A potty trained homeless person.
Angel Davis
Kek. Based
Leo Martinez
You can't tame him by yourself. You need a nigger whisperer.
Blake Ramirez
Joseph Butler
OP says I can tame anyone I want.
Juan Hall
nigger whisperer you say?
Asher Perez
that would be fucking awesome
Jordan Butler
Seagulls. Couple dozen of them.
I can train them to steal fries for me, right?
Tyler Diaz
reminds me of this old chestnut
Bentley Peterson
Why did this made me lol
Nolan Sullivan
komodo dragon. nobody would want to fuck with you
Ayden Martinez
Howdy nigger
Parker Evans
Indeed.
Imagine the smell. I think most people would die from avian dust overdose
Josiah Hill
Reading jpeg was hard, but it was worth it.
Levi Smith
What a great idea. I want in.
Tyler Barnes
This bird would probably cover entire car in shit in one shot.
Caleb Powell
RIP 2ch
Thomas Adams
Your mom.
Benjamin Peterson
This
Ryan Scott
Show us your dick, OP
Jace Ward
horse
Ryder Cox
?
Noah Sanders
howdy