>open cockpit door
>see this
what do, Yea Forums?
Open cockpit door
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Wake up, From my nightmare.
With a pilot that hot (the younger one), I'd let them fly me anywhere they want
Anal rape the right one
Get off the plane.
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Pray to whatever god that's willing to listen that they fly better than they'd drive
I would genuinely get off the plane.
Me on the right
Pull out my box cutter.
Yes, because if a passenger can just open the cockpit you wouldn't trust the flight safety, right?
Apologize for interrupting the filming of a science fiction movie.
Yeah falling dreams can be annoying to wake up to
Modern planes practically fly themselves. You could put chimps up there and probably be fine.
Throw left in the oven.
Ask if they are lesbians.
No matter what they answer, ask if they are going to do each other once we reach cruising altitude.
Ignoring that answer as well, politely ask if I may attend, and if it would be okay if I take photos or video, as long as I promise not to show it to anyone.
Get tazed.
Lesbians are a gift.
Join the mile high club in 3-way
Immediately start explaining how to fly a plane, interspersed with requests to see tits.
Snicker at the word cockpit
Say, " Fuck, two more empty kitchens"
I would fuck right and then get off the plane immediately.
Pray it's only a simulator.
sit back down. what is wrong with you fucks?
Merry Summerween!
>ALOHA SNACKBAR
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Turn 360 degrees and walk away
Holy shit, I take it all back. I didn't expand the thumbnail before I posted. I don't want to see left in any kind of activity that would expose any more of her body.
I still like lesbians tho
Knock them both out and land the plane myself. I've never took a flying lesson but I'm not trusting two women to do it
This. Abso-fucking-lutely this.
Don't care. I want to see that trainwreck. I want the older one to peg the younger one. Pull her hair, make her stretch out her arms and say, "we're coming in for a landing!"
Get BTFU by air traffic security for opening the fucking cockpit door you dumbass
Hand them both a ticket to rape city
"When will you ladies Yea Forums coming around with peanuts and beverages?"
Sue the airline for negligence and putting my well being my life in danger. Females lack skills. Ever seen a female able to catch a ball mid air? Yea me neither
Congratulate them for being a mother daughter pilot and co-pilot.
Okay, yeah, I could probably get some enjoyment out of that.