Trips decided what im gonna do with this gift of my cat

show organs

Reroll

close

Microwave on highest setting for 10 minutes.

i dont own a microwave, but an oven

blow it up

Pull a dead from mayhem and get some sticks and crucifiy it

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stick tail in peehole

honestly i would love to do that

Blend and drink

do this user

Shane Dawson and cum on it

never

stick tail in pee hole

Bring it back to life

>no
you're a massive pussy. mail it to me, i'll post a vid.

pussy

tfw finally got dubs, but doesnt matter in this context

oven for 30 then.

i dont even have a mask or something, im not gonna become the dude that sticks a mousetail in his body, epecially not if it didnt even get trips

if you get trips no problem, even tough the crucifying or cutting out his organs sounds more fun

still waiting for trips btw

OP will deliver if he gets his trips

slap in on your nips

blend and drink- rat juice
pics and video

>not gonna eat it?

why not? it tastes probably as good as american meat once fried

blend blend blend

make a pound of thermite and bury it in it, then set it off. Or mix gasoline with styrofoam and set it on fire with it.

just so you believe me,
i took this about 2-3 minutes ago

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cum on it

chop it up cook it and eat it with your cat

screw my original idea, this. Take some firecrackers and shove on up its ass then light it

skin it and use the pelt to make a tiny hat.

i would chop it up

Lube it up. Insert in the A

Up your shitter

tie it to your forehead with tape and a sign that says "I am the rat man"

blend it into a fine paste and drink it

i have a little rocket, i could send it to the moon with firework up its ass

i think its a mouse

tape it on your face and then go for a walk in public with it- MAKE SURE PEOPLE SEE YOU AND YOU PHOTO/VIDEO THEIR REACTIONS

rolling for this

in. the. ass.

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when my cat catches a mouse, if it isn't already dead from her playing with it I take it out back in a plastic bag and let rip with the pellet gun. Those fuckers are dying regardless, might as well have some target practice. Pic somewhat related, is what happened to the last one.
If trips, rip it in half

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giftwrap it and sent it to a girl you like

Oh, double close

that would be funny as hell, stream it on youtube

sheeesh double dubs

I think thats a win?

make a rat earring- hang that thing from your ear by the mouth and photo it, then ask people what they think of your new earring

rolling for this one

rolling

wait in this case do quads count as trips? Also, firecracker in ass reroll

rat on the face and walk in public

roll

I wish lol

rollerino

Cut it in two parts

make that delicious rat juice and drink it

FUUUUU

Get some smol toy clothes and fashionably dress him up.

bump

tape it on your head and public walk

checked

i can only offer to film it, my datavolume is used

rolll

make a puppet and go in public and hae him talk to people

Blender and take a vid

shove a sharpie up its ass

Stretch it over your cock and post pics

Give him a proper burial

rollin

in your ass no lube

check em

rollingg

do >804730239 but have an argumet - a loud one- with it

roll

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draw a pentagram around it with your own blood and sacrifice it to satan

Open it use as a fleshlight

also its currently night outside, so i could only offer to go for a walk with it taped to my face

bumpp

Put him inside your foreskin

rollll

reroll

stomp on it until it's dead. or even more dead.

bury it with respect like a good person

re rolling

reroll

rerolll

rerollin

THROW IT AWAY

Norse funeral
make a paper boat and burn it in the oven

in your ass

So close...
REROLL!

lick its inner organs

Eat it raw

deep fry and eat it

Shit on it

Reroll

up the butt

reroll, like a burrito

still thinking...

Burn it and inhale the smoke.

rolling for the ass

cum on it

rolling for this

Rerolli for Shit on it

Onahole

put it in a condom and jack off into it

cum

reroll

I have the same toilet paper my nigga. You should make it a little hat

Bite it

still rolling

Shit on the mouse

Blow it up with firecrackers

reroll

cum on it

mouse on the head and walk in public

roll

Take the intestines out and wrap them around your neck

come on this one plzzzz

rolling

put it in the microwave

dead mouse puppet live for peopel to see and make it talk to random people in public

cum inside it

Go back

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Shit on it then light it on fire then cum the burning pile of shit flaming rat

put it in the microwave

this

Lick it for 2 minutes (film it)

cum and spit on it

hahahhahahah

take a bath with "mouse soap"- rub soap on that like one of those scrubber things and wash yoruself wiht it- take photos

Roll

Put it in a sandwich, eat it

burn it

THIS

Use it as a Fleshlight

check 'em

print out a picture of the flag of israel, wrap it in it, then put it in the oven

rollin

Crucify it

microwave

dead mouse puppet talk to people

Shove a little speaker up its arse and make it look like it's singing opera

Squeeze it with your head

bump

make sweet tinder love to it

put it into the microwave

Bury it. Otherwise some one is going to have you put it in your ass

Shove a little speaker up its arse then open and close its mouth to look like it's singing opera

Regift it to a different cat

Checked

Reroll

throw at random person

bump lmao

That's disgusting you absolute faggot

Put it in the blender make a rat soup out of it, mix it with your own vomit and cum, freeze then stuff it up your ass jerking off as the juices ooze out of you, film

bury him and make him a swastika gravestone

Crucify it

Give it a traditional Christian burial

this

Tape it to your dick and go outside for a walk

Sign it up to run for Congress

I give up

skin it and make a tiny hat out of its fur, post results

crucify itt

YOU GOT IT

Turn it into a finger puppet

Fuck yo- I mean....
WInRAR!

fat win

got the trips

Rollin for this
checked

Make it a little bed

OP, deliver

Winrarrrrrrrr

WINRAR

fucking finally

WINNER WINNER

WINRAR

Put a Fleshlight in it and fuck it, film

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now waiting for the hat

winrar

WinRAR

Cover mouse in lighter fluid, light it on fire, cum into fire.

if you tell me how i can do that, sure

i will make a hat but i dont know how

explanations pls

Put a hentai photo on it and fuck it with a condom

Trips confirmed, do it

i also dont know how to skin a mouse

Id just take the skin off and say its a bandana

youtube.com/watch?v=rCbuiBRm9lY

Skin it and use its bones to make three tentpole-things inside, then use it as a triangular hat

ill try to, wish me luck boys

i also just noticed i dont have any gloves sooo, thats gonna be fun

Dunk it in mayonnaise. Sauté it then consume.

or scoop out the organs and it's an improvised beanie

film it fag

Got the triples by the nipples

bump

bumping

bump dont let the thread die yet

cant film it, i only have my phone and nobodys around to help

ive got the legs cut off now, what do i need to do next, because i have no fucking idea

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nice, we need the trips

Behead it and cut the tail, then make a single cut to skin it and pull the skin off

...

look at this video OP

Make an X shaped cut on the chest/belly area.
>Starting point be the former legs area
Then bury your fingers (not too hard tho) just to make the skin go loose.
Grab that fucker from the back and gently pull the skin up.
Expect shit

i watched it, i have never done something like this before, and i think i accidentaly cut its gut, because i smell shit

dont expect a fucking fedora okay, im trying my best

im a newfag and i hope you sick fucks accept me now, this is the result

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This gon be gud

this is the mice poop (probably)

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Show mice

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That's disgusting.

Nice job, OP.

there it is

You sir will forever be remembered as a legend

god you guys are so fucking degenerate.

nice fucking job OP, the hat is pretty nice

Stomp

ur not on reddit, what did you expect?

You've made my night (and probably many other's as well). Thanks, man

agree, it was worth

>OP delivered
Nice one!

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this is why i love Yea Forums, because you couldnt do something like this anywhere else

It's not a gift its telling you you are a shitty hunter and owner

make a vid

he can't he has said it here

i couldnt, im sorry i needed to do this without gloves, and i didnt have anyone who could film it

Mount it on your wall to show your appreciation and pride.

Nice hat. thanks for the quality thread, appreciate it
also please gib trips

someone pls archive this thread and send it to me, i mean come on i made a fucking hat out of a mice for you

waaaaaay to late buddy

no but show the aftermath

archive this thread

its up there

i accidentaly cut its gut, so the brown stuff is its poop

You are fucking disgusting you are not even human if you can do shit like that go get help dude seriously that ain't some shit normal people do you are sick you are looking for false validation from Yea Forums a bunch of people that could give a fuck if you dropped dead I feel sorry for you dude I thought I was fucked up

no you didn't understand. make a vid of the aftermath

stfu faggot

stfu u fag kys

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

I'm only telling you because you did a good deed, but there there are Yea Forums archives like "archived DOT moe/b/thread/804727407"

go back

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you know that there is a tutorial of a little boy skinning a rat right ?

And it wasnt even a living mouse so

fuck off to reddit if you dont like what you see

downloaded from firefox if thats any good
quickfileshare.org/2E1t/_b__-_trips_decided_what_im_gonna_do_with_this_gift_of_m_-_Random_-_Yea Forums.htm

Newfags btfo

Rip Bianca _ She was a /soc/ member on Yea Forums

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Whoops, it didnt upload the folder. Here is a zip
quickfileshare.org/2E1v/_b__-_trips_decided_what_im_gonna_do_with_this_gift_of_m_-_Random_-_Yea Forums_files.zip

OP here, i started browsing Yea Forums like a year ago so im the newfag but i knew what was coming, i saw some gore threads but this this is nothing, the only thing thats disgusting about this mouse was that i fucking cut its gut and freed its poop

Nice OP delivered

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just upload it to google drive and give me the link for fuck sake

OP always needs to deliver

yeah i read the rules before posting

nobody cares, unless you skin her and make a hat out of her that is
archived.moe/b/thread/804727407

>archived.moe/b/thread/804727407

thanks user love ya

i think Yea Forums could use some newfags like OP, bringing quality to Yea Forums once again

ill repeat this thread if my cat brings another mouse tomorrow

trips of truth
OP here thank you, i tried to not make a shit thread

Tie helium baloons to it and launch it into outer space as a message to space aliens.

im sorry but you missed everything

i needed to make a hat and i did

Ahh

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Fucking Kek
Not half bad for a newfag

You did good OP

thank you user, we need to bring back "quality" threads to Yea Forums

also, thank you user

Cook it into a roast and feed it to your cat

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Lol that's so fuck up

Keep posting daily pics of decomposition, also give Gerry a name thread?

You should of ziplock bag it and mail it to a local animal shelter with a note saying I can't take life anymore
Lol

Or...This ain't never gonna stop, try and catch me...serial killer.

>This guy

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hes just innocent user,
and definetly browsing the wrong site

close,you can do it

drink it

Lol that be fun as shit someone keeps mailing dead rats

maybe tomorrow, depends on my cats

they hunt quite well and i live in an old house so the mice need to die no matter what

You have now graduated from newfag to rat fag, congratulations

im gonna call myself like that from now on

Good luck on your adventures ratfag

thank you user

if the stars align in the right way, this will be repeated

rr

Can we get some more picture OP?

im sorry but i already cleaned everything

maybe i'll repeat the thread tomorrow, depends on my cats

Says the one still in the thread faggot

true lmao,
he wanted to see it, to confirm im a sick boi
which makes him a even sicker boi

Cool. Thanks.

my ass is gaping hard right now

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