Found this turtle. Dubs tell me what to do with it

Found this turtle. Dubs tell me what to do with it

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shove it in your ass, sideways

Put it in an aquarium that you must purchase.

Suck it's dick you turtle fucker

Kitties seem to love the little guy

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return it to its original owner

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put him near where you have seen other turtles

but glue sweet ass thumbtacks to his shell first, the bitches will appreciate the new bling bling

Keep it as a pet. They can live 50 or 60+ years

Feed it cocaine.

ez pz

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OP here. Local pet police will come to pick it up tomorrow. Thank you all for participating in this thread.

tickle it's mouth with your baby dick

Bling it out like another post said

cook and eat it!

Paint flames on its shell

if i get trips you have to throw it at the ground. hard.

Looks like this handsome guy just won. Don’t cheap out OP, get the good shit for that little guy

I'm doubling down on this post, as the other dubs-getter's post was hella mad gay, in my academic opinion.

BEDAZZLE THE FUCKING TURTLE, OP

What do you mean you "found" a turtle?
You mean you grabbed it from what it was doing in nature and decided to fuck with it?

Put it with the other fucking turtle in the bottom right your picture.

cheers m8

Cum on it

> dubsget

rr

make it into soup

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Love him and pet him squeeze him and call him George

Release him or buy him an aquarium

Run it over with a vehicle

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Be nice to her

fuck the hell out of it.

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Robert the doll win as always. Do it or you get cursed.

Gott'em

Im fucking serious OP.
Rape it. Rape it hard.

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fuck you

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You dodged the bullet OP, for now.
I will be watching you.

No u

keep him............