It is with great pleasure that the Retirement Lottery is being implemented. Maintenance has seen and acknowledged all of the hard work that the tenants have done.
Maintenance has authorized a randomized selection program to be implemented in order to pick 3,067 tenants for retirement. You can enter the drawing at your nearest ration dispensary with only the documentation needed to collect rations.
If you are selected, you will be notified by a uniformed collection agent. They will arrive and immediately escort you to the nearest ration production facility for processing.
Once selected, you will never need to worry about housing, consumables, or luxaries. And do not worry responsible citizen, even in retirement you will continue to provide for the Bloc!
Store the shit in mason jars for a few days, keep it sealed. Once it’s mushy and gassy, take a big whiff for a good high.
Cooper Hill
You'll probably be signed up anyway due to a "clerical error"
Oliver Gomez
I’ll trade you some surplus from my last dive for some large rats. Make sure they are female.
Noah Fisher
Ain’t that a bitch
Noah Phillips
(IP randomizer) (new IP XXX.XXX.1.XXX) (beginning transmission) This is Paul again I have begun to slowly return proper food to a floor and it is going slowly but I will get to everyone shortly. next, I will have to reroute all of the Maintenance traffic through a secure server in order to jam some of their messages. the revolution will begin shortly (end transmission)
Ayden Wilson
Glory to you, Paul!
Henry Murphy
I will trade 5 days rations for a female anything, it can be rat, dog, Fox I just need a sleeve if it is allowed by the state
Elijah Diaz
I’ve got a 14 year old female human
Noah Green
I’m going to go for a dive. Currently willing to go looking for specific items, tell me what you need and how much you’ll pay. -A
Where do we go to sign up for the lottery? I could use a retirement.
Jose Fisher
Hey maint why the fuck are there so many rats? Don’t fucking ignore us!
Joshua Parker
Bump
Lincoln Brooks
Are they clean?
Gavin Ortiz
They are just escaped from the ration processing areas, if you kill them they are free food
Ayden Hall
Yeah they haven been used except for once by me. I didn’t finish inside, so they’re pretty fresh.
Lincoln Young
True. We should set up a fighting ring.
William Torres
only if someone stops killing my fucking rats I can breed them to fight
Eli Allen
Probably Slavs doing it
Nathan Moore
[ANNOUCEMENT] Are you a unhappy with your daily life? Do you have thoughts about jumping down the well? Come on down to a Maint approved wellness facility for a checkup.
Ayden Sanchez
How much is she? I will pay if she is good.
Aiden Morales
Ok, I’ll take it
Gabriel Brooks
why would the Slavs be killing my rats? They have yet to reach full potential in fighting capacity.
Easton Martinez
“Wellness facility” Paul will expose your lies, Maint
Nicholas Mitchell
How much will you offer? I just need dive equipment or similar stuff. How much will you offer?
Hunter Rogers
I will give air tanks, filters, and some rations and wank material since you're parting with her.
Aaron Russell
Alright what floor are you on?
Joseph Green
It's not a lie I have been to one myself, Maint is truly benevolent.
Austin Williams
I'm on floor 349.
Kevin Evans
Alright I’ll get her down there shortly. Have the shit ready.
Oliver Butler
Paul is going to expose them.
Glory to the hero of the bloc!
Ethan Harris
Yeah it's ready
Landon Edwards
Alright I’m coming down in an hour
Jayden Cooper
JOIN THE MOST TALKED ABOUT DISCORD THE WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN RIGHT NOW WE GOT FUN WE GOT MOVIE NIGHTS WE GOT GAMES WE HAVE IT ALL JOIN NOW!!!
Floor 321 here....was remodeling and found a cache of automatic weapons hidden in the wall along with some explosives. Party time!
Jayden Perry
Cool, I'll be watching bloc to the future while I wait
Nolan Baker
Hey I’ll take a few of those off your hand for you.
Alexander Campbell
Cool, you up for selling any of that?
Leo Reyes
Sure, the hole in the wall led to another room. Time to see if the lower blocks can handle high explosives from above! Of course I'm not really on 321..
Colton Garcia
Don’t get caught
Daniel Harris
Yeah I can tell, that place was overrun with Maint if I remember correctly, just make sure not to toss them into the well by accident.
William Hughes
We should 0v3rthr0w maint
Jayden Powell
Hey is anyone selling fishing wire? I need some if anyone is offering.
Lucas Thompson
I’ll see what I can scrounge together. Anybody have a child’s toy?
Kayden Rivera
I’m on your floor where are you
Logan Sullivan
I should be in room 45-B
Samuel Rodriguez
Alright I’m on the terminal outside. Come get her.
Gabriel Nguyen
Thanks mate, I'll stuff your things through the slot. Leave her there
William James
Done. Thanks.
Anthony King
Happy diving friend
Hudson Gonzalez
(IP randomizer) (new IP XXX.XXX.1.XXX) (beginning transmission) we will need these for the revolution. don't waste the ammo for the guns. (end transmission
Michael Martinez
Looking for skins for my pursuit WOO, buying any for 10 rubies uwu
Anthony James
(IP randomizer) (new IP XXX.XXX.1.XXX) (beginning transmission) I need some agents to go inside the "wellness facilities" to gather intel on what is going on there. then will I will take action
-paul (end transmission)
Josiah Myers
For you, Paul? Anything.
Hudson Cooper
Maint, I’ve been feeling suicidal lately. Is there any way you can help me?
