Celeb Thread - /Then she steps on your balls/ edition.
Celeb Thread - /Then she steps on your balls/ edition
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I was gone for like 2 weeks and I feel like I missed a lot of drama
Took Ems' lunch money away
What a relief. I was running out of frumpy neeners.
and then cuddle
This is now a drama thread.
That....that is the qtiest of booties
go online in disc you silly cock sucking slut
I'll buy him lunch you big bully!!
it was unnecessary to search for it for 5 minutes in my pants, you had it after 10 seconds.
Somehow even better than the last edition
Yeah that makes sense, Ryry definitely wouldn't be a quiet kind of girl
I bet the guys aren't exactly quiet either. They've got to be pretty excited, getting to fuck a girl like her
But you'd never get turned on by that. After all you're her dad. You couldn't possibly want to see her get fucked senseless like a cheap slut
I love that pic of her
Her hips look so fucking killer
No I need real cock in my mouth, not role-playing cock
oh ... it's you.
What have I done (O.O)
I have only ever seen skyfall and part of one with a ski chase, so I will take your word
the hot summer is just making anons tense
Dick spam, pedos, user’s leaving, new user’s coming. Em’s is not fapping for 2 more days and making pineapple flavored cummies, Dadfu is having issues with his daughters fucking chads, You’re all caught up.
Nothing like cuddle after a good ball stepping. :3
Thanks. How are you qt?
yeah, I mean you
that mouth better be ready
Do it! Was about 53 cents
I'm fast with my hands in pants
They seem all to be very stacked aswell...
No no... Not at all..
Ok you don’t have to say it like that
Ty. But that all sounds like par for the course, why is everyone so pissed
Speaking of dadfu's daughters, I think I got Kenzie preggo.
YOU TOLD ME PINEAPPLE CUMMIES WERE VITAMINS
When you do finally suck a cock to her, he will be in heaven
I have a surprise
>Ok you don’t have to say it like that
lol sorry
Good! Gettin shit done. Watching Battlestar Galactica.
can we have sushi?
s..sexy
flash gordon of pant grabbers
She'd be barefoot obviously, let's not pretend you wouldn't take that up.
I can only fap so many times in a day. ; n ;
Not even gonna answer that with a pic
Exactly
I’m pissed because Dick spam drove GGfren away. Then Christen poster the redacted user is banned pending appeal for “spam.” Everyone else? Who knows...because the suns up? Because there is oxygen?
Imagine how good it would feel to have your lips wrapped around a meaty throbbing mushroom head gushing sperm for a celeb
8"
>can we have sushi?
Anything you want.
Am I sucking you, or are you sucking me?
Go choke on a dick already
Pls :(
That's On her majesty's secret service, I think
Did you like Skyfall?
Take turns.
They are. They’re pineapple flavored cummie vitamins. Stay tuned for the lotion and shampoo. Toothpaste for the 18+ crowd.
Oh good my upstairs neighbours are fighting. Just like the good ol days.
Who knows, maybe she could be the big spoon and dig around and cup your balls in her hand and make them feel all better. :3
Exactly!
Of course they are. Girls like Ryry don't fuck anyone but the best. They're all alpha males with huge cocks that can give it to her so long and hard, just the way she likes it
If you weren't jealous of him, maybe you'd be jealous of her
Of course, even better
Then she laughs at me when I cry
I would unironically blow any guy who's had his cock in JJ
no, but it was a while ago I saw it. did you?
I see. Tbf I also hate the sun and oxygen, but express it in other ways
How is that a question
I’m TRYING
THOSE BOOOBS
That's exactly how it is...
Haha, yeah. That'd be weird...
>How is that a question
Well I assumed you sucking me because of who you are ... but your wording confused me.
You wouldn't lie to me....would you Neenerfren?
oh thank you qt :)
only 2 more days, then we have a baseline.
haven´t seen my assistant yesterday, hope he is back then.
Nothing like a ball massage while spooning to soothe the soul
But I am your assistant ...
Not really, gotta say it really looked pretty tho
Casino Royale still is my fav of the newer ones
You’re god damn right
The worst part might be how turned on you get but not being able to do anything about, your hands would be tied around your back and she'd just poke at with her feet. :3
We need this NOW!
Casino Royale and Skyfall are kino. The rest of the Craig ones....not so much.
Oh I didn´t see it.
Hey my fav qt assisant, i was going to get worried.
Longest toes I've seen since years. o c o
I'm excited for the new fresh samples!
is that a dadfu bait post?
Do you feel like a bad dad because you raised such a horny little daughter?
Or a great dad because you get to see your smoking hot daughter fuck all the time?
Maybe some good ropeburn as I squirm against the bindings
Then she just laughs at kicks me again
Good thing she’s got a hand for both of us
dadfu pretends he is a sub, but he laced my drink and him and ems took turns fucking me over the weekend, they kept me locked up for 3 days.
I did like the ski chase so if I ever watch another maybe that one, or the one with rosie here
me too, it´s so hard to wait, neenerfren posts sexy neeners and there are hot qts everywhere.
You need to watch out for me, if I get weak we have to start from the beginning :(
No. I spoil them. That's all. They are great daughters
It's definitely.. not hot... To see her like that
I sometimes wish she would do more than just tease me..
I'm always looking out, just remember how important this research is! You built this company from nothing, you can't let it fail.
You liked it tho
i believe this
f
I don't think QoS is that bad as everyone says.. haven't watched spectre, is it recommendable in any way?
The one with Rosie is kinda trashy, but fun, some say it's the worst bond ever
It's quite enjoyable with a few pals and a few beers, kek
Nah we angry at each other, but if he enjoys the pic that a good thing. c:
(_/¯ ' n ' )_/¯ Unfortunately I can't continue cause I've already used up all my allotted lewd for today! REEEE!
Why the FUCK aren't any of you worthless faggots leaking new nudes?
I need to see famous women naked and you gay cunts are making that impossible!
If you arent going to post nudes of JJ, G, Selena Gomez, Aubre Plaza, Kiki, and anyone else who is hot and famous, you should just kill yourself!
LEAK THE NATALIE PORTMAN NUDE SETS OR DIE!!!!
Leave
Same to your blowing statement
But we all know that
I blame you on this, I told you to kill him, you can´t even save a game.
I wouldn´t be able to finish this product without my trips assistant, you will get credit for this world changing innovation as well.
Well ... kinda.
ty user! it means a lot.
That seems like a poor choice of workout gear
>Nah we angry at each other
This makes me sad :(
You know I am a pacifist!
Its not bad....the ending is kinda dumb though and the "twist" is painfully obvious especially if you're a bond fan. The fight with Bautista is good.
Ive slapped my balls so hard for Elle
We needed each other, I couldn't have tasted and tested all of those samples unless you made them.
Kinda? You were moaning and asked for more
Something something my throat is a fleshlight for celeb-loving Chads
FUCK YOU!!!
KILL YOURSELF!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like you had a good weekend
I mean, maybe the reason why you keep catching her is on purpose
She knows you can't do anything, but it doesn't hurt if you watch, right?
That's okay just keep posting Elles
Her body's lewd enough
This guy's doing a pretty good job too
Look at this 11/10 body, look at your body.
Look at this 12/10 body, look at your body again.
Look at your gear, look at her gear.
Draw a conclusion.
Get me a plane ticket and I will fuck your face til you pass out.
Ty Elle
You need more lewd boy points
Don’t cryin
rosie alone would make it better than skyfall for me
One day someone will make your dreams come true user
My mistress is so kind~
But the chafing!
could we get some more Miranda Kerr? rare to see her around these parts
I'd say begging.
>Sounds like you had a good weekend
It was great, still sore.
Yes but I get jealous pretty fast and have to leave after a minute..
I love my homeboys
Which one of dadfus daughters is the biggest slut after ry?
homiesexual?
It doesn't make me sad, not one bit!
>Hold me user... ; - ;
You better not be doing anything over there. < - <
I'm trying but I've been too lazy to do all my chores! It takes me three days to earn a single point. SAD!
Hm, might give it a shot some time...maybe before the new one comes out
Trips checkd
Oh, she's fuckin hot in it, PG hot but hot nenetheless
Halle berry has no chance if you ask me
*Big hugs*
Im not trying to brag but wew
You couldn't beg that much when we double teamed you
I know that is highly unprofessional but I like how you extracted those cummies on point. I might be addicted which makes it even harder (literally) not to get weak.
*dinguist
>plays underlords instead of tft
One way to out yourself
OK. Sorry.
I overreacted to nothing. I guess I'm just frustrated because we haven't had leaks of anyone I care about in a very long time.
I'll try to be less autistic in the future.
Well hop to it then
If you insist
Those as expensive
Unrelated, but I’m thinking of going on vacation soon, where should I go?
Poor you
Sexiest girl in the world and you're literally the last man on the planet she'd ever touch
Not Jade. Jade is pure. Please don't say Jade
I'm trying not to
But Elle's so damn sexy, she's making it pretty hard...
Germany
I pick you up at Frankfurt airport
I have some, user
that is all I need in a movie. I am picky, but if there is a pretty girl I will keep my mouth shut. never was a fan of halle though
I Think its very related to your vacation. Stay with an user and milk their cock daily to celebs
Good lad
Pfff...
I wouldn't say that...
I don't want to tempt you too much, this is the best job I've ever had. I really like all of the different extraction methods we've tried.
Im prepping myself to take my thickest plug right now~
Whats tft?
>Jade
I didn't
I was thinking Jade.
u u u
FINE!
(  ̄ A ̄)UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!
Give her boob a squeeze. :3
gape your boypussy for Elle
I DEMAND A JJ HR THREAD
You don't have to do this, user...
DO IT!
My subtle plan is found out
Wish I could, but no passport yet :(
But it feels really good~
I want it~
I know, we´re a good team, have to stay professional.
It will be worth it when I squirt a big warm load in your mouth.. for science.
i mean david hasslehoffers
Fuck that sounds so professional!! I can wait to suck it all out of your hard cock, professionally of course ...
TeamFightTactics
Asssssssss
no way this grill is 19
Its how you can pay for staying with them!
A few more Elles though
Are you still holding out hope?
She's definitely not gonna fuck her dad
Even Ryry doesn't have daddy issues that bad
Don't fuck with me like that, user
I wish I could
Just once
Then I could die feeling like my life was perfect
not going to lie, that pit looks amazing!
Just having a pretty girl for the sake of being pretty is a pretty common thing in every Bond movie, kek
okay new idea, get a passport.
You can chill in my house and pay with draining me every day until I pass out.
kek, I can post hq hoffs only next thread.
ofc, most important is that I don´t bust so hard that I shoot it all back in your throat and you have to focus on the flavor, consistence aso.
We can´t mess that up.
Take my cock instead!
but i always miss em here, got soo many new ones in last thred
if only some brave user would make a hr thread .. he'd be my hero
I'll make sure it all stays right on my tongue so I can get a proper taste experience.
Id love to~
No but teasing me to get some money to spend...
Excuse me? Ryry pits are tasty af
Yeah whomever didn't come after all the jj webms in last thread is gay for sure
Good night all
Uguu~
Sounds perfect.
I love it when guys provide breakfast lunch and dinner, homemade
the big truth is:
YOU are all lonely
that is why you are here.
to talk to people. to feel better.
nah, just here to fap out a quick one to some hot celeb
I DECLARE BAAAANKRUPTCY
Ofc. c:
You know how big her bum is right? Think of how horny you'd be coming home to her, sneeking up behind her and reaching under her shirt with both hands and groping her tits gently, softly bumping into her ass with your hardness. Now all you gotta do is get her bent over the arm of the couch...
o . o; No lewd intended...
I guess so, although my taste in women can be as picky as my taste in women. who is the woman in skyfall? I do not remember
yes, and?
>literal projection
>Excuse me? Ryry pits are tasty af
Agree, I said it was good ...
lol and?
Oh no I don't think it's went mobile yet, and I'm on my phone.
It makes me want to play Dota but I've heard it's complicated and not for everyone.
Err do you think this would really make me a homosexual?
get a load of all the gay though
goodnight
Goodnight daddy
yeah its all fags and bots now
smart boye, gud boye
I see
So you're like her cuck
I wanna make fun of you but honestly I'd give all the money I have to get cucked by Ryry
I mean I already said as much a few hours ago
That little gasp she'd make, somewhere between surprised and excited, how soft the skin of her tits is, the thought there's only a few thin pieces of fabric between my cock and her sweet warm snatch
But no lewd of course
???
Was she pregnart?
hr thred pah-leeeeese
you´re the best anoni
Where can i find more of this girl
i'm back
Yes.
:)
Everyone knows that :/
Bérénice Marlohe but I had to look that up
Oh, and Judi Dench
Hope you're not too tight
mmmmmaamaaaaaaaaaa
what did you say?
you too
not sure. just wanted to know what other people think about the obvious
probably. problem?
not sure. just wanted to know what other people think about the obvious
watch this
youtube.com
>watch this
i dont like it
just killed a man
Whys that~
Please post her pits/feet
No of course not kek
Just be sure you rub your hands together to make them warm for her, you don't want to grab them when they're cold. ; --------- ;
Depending on what she was wearing, you might be tempted to bend her over the table counter and pull her pants and panties around her thighs right here. o c o
Do... do you think you'd eat her out for a minute?
o v o
Babsanon, this isn’t healthy behavior
Where all the tumbnail benis at ?
Thats so nasty. I mean the oral sex.
I have the exclusive rights to all hoffs, you get them from me.
I want you to enjoy it too
Put a gun against bd's head
No she wasn’t
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
here
okay.
why?
Bout to eat my own cum for Al
she is pretty, but not my kind of pretty. even miranda kerr is not really my kind of pretty
you just wanted the (You)s and it looked like we all fell for it. next time just ask and I will give it
please good sir, i need more
It´s not nasty if it´s science user.
And even without science it´s not nasty.
waddaya call those threads again, sugarface ?
mmmmmmAAAMAAAAAA
Ooooh yyyeeeahh
Ooooh yyyeahhh snap into a side boob!
i mean she would be ok with a bag over her head
That bum needs a squeezing
faak
Who is your kind of pretty?
Oooooh yyyeahhh
That's a might big Ayyy LMAO head, Gene!
I really had to force the last few drops out, but it was necessary.
potato face ?
Thanks I hate it
the (You)s. Not sure. have to think about it
Furtado
ofc user
until it only throbbed and pulsated and absolute nothing came out anymore.
Her bum needs your pelvis smacking into it over and over...
Dear JJ user,
By the time you read this I will be leaving already, and as such will be missing all your wonderful hasselhoffer pictures, which saddens me deeply.
Therefor I will pray to the allmighty atheisimo that you would see the light and create a hr thread for this -censored- beauty you keep posting.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Yours sincerely,
Enon.
That'd be pretty hot!
Reading that made be rock hard... wtf!
>Furtado
no that's not it either
also checked
>bd's
lol
rosie and naomi here are both in my top ten, will post some others
trips checked, and it is ok, we all just want the (You)s deep down
A perfect mouth for cumming in...
Mine is, I mean
I'm going to be honest right now, boss. This is a very ... hard ... conversation to have.
Don't worry, it's summertime, she doesn't have to worry about anything being cold
She might have to worry about it getting too hot and sweaty though
>Do... do you think you'd eat her out for a minute?
I would kill for the privilege
>hard
liar
I’d need to grab onto those hips for leverage and get those cheeks jiggling for you
Oh, you, Chicagoanon c:
kek, you are such a silly goose!
Proof that you´re enon and I give you every single hoff you want.
You can just add me on disc and I send them over.
BAM
Don't even know naomi tbh
Nelly?
what do you get by getting (You)s?
I will give you many (You)s
but i has to go ;(
enon confirmed
pass>plane>Germany>cummies
I know, but we have to go over that subject… over and over.. just so we don´t forget about all the details when our lifes get broadcasted in a documentary.
I noticed how hard it is whenever you distracted the samples, you´re such a good boi… ASSISTANT!
beady contemplating if he's gonna spam dicks or not ..
add me on disc you dingus
enta#8707
(You)'s are more important than drinkin water, man.
That would you could taste and feel for yourself just as hot and creamy her cunt was getting for you, building up the anticipation of finally sliding your stiff cock between her legs, imagining how she'd squirm when you stroked into her with long deep thrusts and rubbed her just the way she likes. :3
Give her everything you got! When you're tired you can just relax and spread her ass and watch her push herself back on you, coating you in her pussy juices, imagine how sexy that'd be. o w o
here is another. naomi is the pink power ranger, and also jasmine in new aladdin. who are your other favourites?
I get a warm feeling in my stony heart....
>enta#8707
i no has disc
have to run now, will see you later user, thx for the lovely webms in last thread
I wanna lick a load out of that belly button OOMPF
Googling “how to smuggle self into Germany with no passport”
They take time to get but I need the cummies NOW
Oh god, I didn't even think about it! They're going to make movies about us. Detailed videos of the extraction process.
I hope they show when you hired me, that was quite the intense "interview"
>how to smuggle self into Germany with no passport
er .. just walk there ?
Imagine how hard someone would cum for her in your mouth..
yeah pretty much fly .. or take the ferry to any eu country and just take the buss .. ?!
duh.. get disc and add me later
I like what a diligent cumslut you are chicagobro
you are addicted
you g
not like it
bouncy sophies is best sophies
I wouldn’t last very long when seeing Elle’s ass spread right in front of me, taking this hard cock
big cleavage sophies is nice too
ofc no-bra sophies is better
I don't know her either, I'm really out of touch it seems
Hmm there are many..lots of "classic" celebs
I remember your surprised facial expression as if it was yesterday.
But you didn´t hesitate a second and started sliding back and forth right away.
That´s why you got the job in the end, I saw a big potential in you.
Of course not user, and she wouldn't let you either, that's what round two is for. ;}
o ------------------------------- o Image limit.
Get a cummies passport
again, you tell me things I know
I have only seen one movie with lucy, but I didn't even know her then. name a few?
Aww! Look at the puppy! He looks so happy!
Also, Ryan's friend is pretty cute. Nudes?
Very unfortunate
Elle needs many to extract many loads from me
You're right, it feels like it was just yesterday. Crazy how time passes so quickly.
I was really hungry for the job. Willing to get down on my hands and knees. Not afraid to get messy.
Lucy boynton?
hmm, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightley, Margot robbie, Alex Daddario to name a few
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