This summer has been painfully boring for the most part...

This summer has been painfully boring for the most part, I usually do nothing in the entire day and sadly I sleep for 6 hours on average so days are long.
Its fun because your 18th summer is supossed to be one of the greatest summers of your life.
Everyone around me seems to be having a great time though.
How its been your summer so far?

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it sucks dick

Hmm my 18th summer was actually one of the greatest of my life. Maybe you should have made some friends before you turned 18.

been great though i dont go to college and summer is like any other time im travelling Europe speaking of which how to get euro gf?

Went to Italy for two weeks, spent some time with friends and the girl at home, but when I don't do anything social it's basically like yours. Get some friends user

Like in every other country fucking retard.
>source
Am eurofag

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yeah but your a dumb clinical schizo (who is ugly too) so im not gonna listen to you

lol like the fuck I care you faggot
You can go and suck cock while that guy gets a patreon money in numbers you can't even read
Also i'm 100% sure that I look better than you you fat doritos munching cunt

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Wait what the fuck I replied to the wrong post kek.
I really should stop eating 20kpins a day.
all the insults still go to you just don't mind the patreon stuff

You retard. You absolute fucking buffoon. You dare challenge me? Dont make me come down to wherever they are housing your crazy house, tell me wya

Yeah Yeah you're so funny Yuji hahaha kek lole hahaha
Imagine being so delusional and thinking you're the funniest postet on this shithole. Now go and orbit Ripa you massiv faggot

Oh you wanna know you cunt?
First tell me in what country you reside haha

jeez that's a lot klonopin... i take 1 and i'm dry drunk falling all over the place, benzos are gross

Texas is where I'm from but I'm in Innsbruck Austria at the moment. Hotel Zillertal where you at?

Well take them for a bunch of years and you can swallow over 100 and rail heroin without anything happening

Insbruck great.
I'm linz come here and i'm gonna best the shit out your texan ass you faggot
People from texas fuck bulls

*beat

Bullshit Linz in Germany? I was actually just there pretty town. Imma go to Milan than Venice than find yo ass in Linz, sort you out, then Frankfurt. Bet.

You want some buddy?

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Germany?
Linz is in upper austria you absolute retard.
This proves that burgerfags are the most retarded pieces of shit on earth

There is a Linz in the Rhine in Germany you uppity fucking Euro no wonder literally everyone hates you lot. But that wont be an issue for you where in Linz?

God i'm cringing my head so much.
Does fucking bulls and eating burgers make texans retarded? or all amerifags

Side effects include: head hurty, skin melty, bone breaky, teethe go awaye, bepis explodey

20mins away from the main trainsstation.
so pretty much in the city not hard to find fag not gonna post my fucking address on Yea Forums stupid burgerfag

smackheads near where i work go through cigarette bins outside the offices for the butt-ends

nty, i'm not getting high today. i cried about not being able to say no yesterday so like yea...could go for a beer tho

kek

bet OP is loving this thread haha

alright well I'm going to go through Milan than Venice than I'll whoop your ass. Is there anything neat to see in Linz after I turn you into a smear on the floor?

you make my bepis explodey

this are over a hundred kpins I could literally swallow them all down and get a bit sleepy

Well there's museums and shit I dunno man I don't go outside but i'm gonna bash your skull in with a Vodka bottle you fag then you can drive home to america in a body bag fag

oh please brittle euro bones shatter like glass ill stomp you into paste then take the rich historical context of the town of Linz

I'm only doing this for OP so he at least has some fond memories for his summer

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haha fucking kek.
Says the guy from a country who couldn't even win a war against some untrained farmers.
We Eurofags now how to kill people properly fag

Ask those 6mil guys.
And the most notorious KZ officers where austrian and Hitler was born in Austria.
Do you know where Braunau is? not that far away from me

you dont know shit your a mental cripple living in an institute because your family doesnt love you. all the euros who knew war died in ww2 leaving behind a generation of effeminate women men. you will be nothing but a speed bump on my European adventure, im 6'8 and 300 pounds that's (4000 kilograms for you stupid euros) of pure american muscle. ive been trained extensively in every variation of hand to hand combat and took 3 summer courses in fighting Austrian schizos. Your nothing to me but just another target.

But come come.
Hear Angels Trumpets and Devils Trombones.
You. Are. Invited.

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Fucking kek
but still old and unfunny pasta.
Americans are the most retarded people to ever exist on this planet and I hope your stupid ass president finally pushes the button

also
My dad beat the shit out of me and my mom.
I've been raised with violence you will not stand a single chance fag

He won't, don't get your hopes up. Not only are Americans stupid, they're also pussies

I know that man.
But you can still have high hopes right?

>mental cripple
You should actually be afraid we are not that predictable kind and I don't think you carry your dadied shotgun around do you?

You're free to do whatever you want

dubs check

got fucked in the eyes?

how's the beating going?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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beatin' and sheetin'