ok which one of you....
the longer this goes on and the more comments and posts i read on there the more im beginning to believe this is another Yea Forums troll job.
which one of you fuckers fooled all these idiots into thinking they could just storm area 51 with a PUBG influenced tactic and believe theyll actually make it...
It was actually reddit, you homosex
For once,it wasn't us.
It started out on Facebook.
whaaat... explains all the kyles there though
It will be all fun and games until the guards open fire
Thyey are right though, they probably can't stop them all.. BUT that doesn't mean the government won't try. A lot of people will die that day, the others probably won't see daylight for a while.
Yea Forums doesn't do anything like this anymore. Just porn threads and a bunch of fag shit. You try to get a raid going and get flooded with "NYPA fag" which makes zero sense.
You know what is the best about it?
Some retards will actually try to breach their way inside.
Not many, but if more than lets say 250 show up then that would be the best gore video the internet has ever seen, fucking GTA V style shit
it's a complete meme now, people accepting the event because "epic lulz", but I guess it started serious tho...
...imagine fat americans running 10 miles through desert in high summer, lol, totally realistic.
No one is gonna die, they'll just break out the brown note tanks and make everyone shit themselves and go home.
Nice darwin awards championship event.
once they seal the hangars if they cant stop them all, nobodies getting in before the army and airforce show up lol
>nobody is gonna die
yeah,because the goverment has never killed their own citizens before,have they
why would the army and airforce care about a place that been used in a decade
especially considering a draft dodger will probably give them the orders to protect the place
This whole thing depends on how much firepower they are allotted for this 3000 rpm can kill so many fools so quickly and realistically do you think they are gonna hand over a base. That place will be drowning in blood before any1 can get in. Glhf.
Either the dark or final ages of Yea Forums
This place is nothing other than a cesspool of horny highschoolers that cant write a three word sentence
Dont forget about the fag who has to make fun of people in thier dark way to seem mysterious and cool. Incel
>"make fun of people in thier dark way "
what dark way?
>calls everyone he disagrees with incel
Are you 16?
>draft dodger
>baby Vietnamese killer
Can you fucktards choose a boot to lick and stick with it?
Actually, I think the gurrent tech is a beam of radiation that is really irritating and is quickly unbearable. It's a newer croud control system.
anything to distract from the pedophile government that the US has had for the last 70 years.
Nigga these dark ages of Yea Forums posts have been made since early 2000. Dark pic calling put everyone on the board. Your literally incel definition for attention. Fuck thineself.
You just posted a wojak that was ms spray painted black. The guy you were replying to might be a retarded highschooler that cant write a three word sentence, but he's not wrong either.
The problem with this plan is theres no way youll logistically get 500k people to a small location in the middle of the desert before the police just arrest everyone there lol if they all teleported to the meeting location instantly and started charging then yeah it might actually be possible if they dont flee after the 1st few people start getting sniped
Can you show me where soldiers have killed hundreds of their civilians that hasn't resulted in civil war or unrest?
I would laugh my ass off if they all got mowed down by guards with automatic weapons.
I'm just lazy and using my phone. Who the fuck proofreads their shit on Yea Forums to impress people. But thank you for the callout. Your reward Colin Mockery.
The really rich have vietnamese babies shipped in for easy XP, that's how they level up and become officers
Literally this. These 12 year olds these days are fucking pathetic.
>10 miles
More like 50.
Dumbasses won't even get close enough to see the base from a distant mountain top.
Everyone is acting as though there's a perimeter fence 100 yards from the hangars.
But in reality the no-go zone encompasses thousands of square miles around the base.
The hardest choices require the strongest wills
we can
Lol
they should just protest with those numbers until they show us the aliens. If that many people demand the government just show us the UFO shit already and they keep protesting for a while i'd assume "fuck it the public is ready" and we'd get to see what they know about aliens finally.
They won't shoot a single person if people actually attempted to storm it. They'd just lock down and a bunch of retards would be standing around outside some buildings in the desert.
spotted the newfag
>In other news, at least 541K dumb fucks went missing today. Eyewitnesses a long, cigar shaped object in the sky appearing to drag people up into it with strange lights by the hundreds. And now to weather!
>It's raining blood, Chuck! The National Weather service says it's nothing to worry about.
Bill Clinton hasnt been CIC in years. Time to leave mommy's basement
This /thread
Zoomers discovered Area 51
The internet reacted
That is all
