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this is a celeb thread

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I just have to slap that butt daily...

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There are many like it but this one is mine edition

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Need some bryce dallas howard

Cool larp bro

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Same tho, need her to use my face as a toilet.

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Plans for today
>Drink coffee
>Post qts
>Get comfy
>Try not to think about how pathetic I am
>Pass another day closer to death

What are you up to, celebfriends?

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It's real

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I go for Grace Park on that one.
She'd make a nice slave girl.

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Karen Gillan

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Cheer up fren, u r luvd.

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Yes

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may I join you, user?

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You aren't pathetic

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Just started rewatching BSG. Forgot how packed it is with QTs.

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Slave? Goodness no. I'd be lucky to give Alison foot rubs.

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>fap
>eat
>fap
>cry a little
>get drunk
>fap

The casting couch did wonders for eye candy.

This

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Being sad and getting drunk are not a good combo.

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Sure
I mean you're already here so

I dunno, mate
I'm sitting here posting pics of celebs who'd never give me the time of day while most guys are out actually getting laid
This is not exactly the life I dreamed of

Ryry got a qt butt tho

Something like that, yeah
I'm trying to hold off on the fapping though
It sort of adds to the feelings of patheticness

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>cry
>fap
>fap
>fap
>eat if i'm not fapping
>fap
>pass out while fapping and crying

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She's a hottie too.
The part is having her rub your feet after working and she's sitting around watching tv and eating bonbons.

I only get drunk when I'm sad

I don't know, i enjoy a good cryfap

you

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Maybe get out there then? There won't be magically stand a Dove in your room ever, ya know?

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she has nice knees

thanks user, I appreciate it

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Minstrel Boy - Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros (Complete)
youtube.com/watch?v=-I9_pDSlQ4E

Music for the masses or just us.

I used to do that too, it only makes things worse. Not once have I drank when I was feeling like shit and thought "wow, I'm cured now". Better off cleaning your room/apartment and planning for a better day tomorrow.

In moderation. Dimming the lights and sitting in the shower is relaxing.

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anyone know about any good blake lively deep fakes

I've seen her on her knees..

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i luv francesca

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who tho

man shes already close to a d cup

doing what ... ?

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This some real virgin shit, innit

I'll see that and raise you

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Lawdy I cannot wait til she is doing bikini shoots.

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Nah I've given up on that
There's no "out there" for me to get to
I don't really have any friends anymore
I don't get matches on tinder and those other things
I'm just sorta alone
But celeb qts at least make me feel a little better

This guy's not wrong she does have qt knees
I didn't realize that was a thing girls could have

Lewd

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you are supposed to drink until you can't think, not that I am condoning

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me too

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jorja smith I think

>sexually cosplaying a 14 year old
>also sexualising EVA characters who are supposed to parody tropes as well as the show being serious and relatively dark in nature
faggot
fuck off pedos

This is infinitely better than Nigri's sad attempt.

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nice gap

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nothing better than a busty redhead

>I didn't realize that was a thing girls could have
I have a thing for knees.

But why? Can't you stomach alcohol? Do you perhaps compensate for the lack of annihilation with something else?

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when will ari start doing hardcore porn?

please leave

>nothing better than a busty 14 year old red head
FTFY

That's only Ariana Grande, she coudln't hold a note if a gun was put to her head plus if you want to see up skirt shit from her she's done tons of them, that's about all she has since it's not talent as a singer.

Sucking cock...
You are only feeling alone. Not actually alone

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agreed

dont cryin

So are they parodies or serious? Get your shit straight weeb. Also as an OG weeb from the 90s, evangelion is overrated as fuck.

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>annihilation
What is annihilation? It is a fulfillment when a fillmenment cannot be found, usually alchemically and neurochemically

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>Sucking cock...
Your cock or someone else's?

U mad bruh

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Yes, this is like flying over mordor as opposed to stampeding it

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I don't care for the cosplay aspect and I think Jessica looks sexier.

Then you wake up the next day with a headache, tired and feeling like hell. Not a good start.

W/E.

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Where is the issue though

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agreed.

Perhaps young lad look to the dark sea creatures, they might have what you seek.

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Where did I say there was an issue?

cuck

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This does wonders for her looks. Just have her keep the box on.

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That's odd
Not bad odd, just unusual
I like when girls have really qt arms
Or shoulders. Mm.

I dunno, mate. I'm pretty alone
My sister chills with me sometimes but even that I feel like is only because we live together

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Not mine...

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Pleasebelewdpleasebelewdpleasebelewdpleasebelewdpleasebelewd

more of her but preggo please that would be great

n a h
not cryin tho
Yeah it's overrated but sexualising it's characters is still dumb and creepy
Imagine using a phrase from troll face unironically
o k
uu can sexualise creepers all you want user

Altho nigri sucks as a cosplayer

it has been a long time since I woke up and didn't feel like hell....at least when you are hungover you feel less bad about going back to bed for five hours more

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dat HO

Post more of her big tits

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I don't look into Lovecraft. My expansion of inner growth exist elsewhere in this particular timeframe.
Try some Eckhart Tolle

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I'm sorry user, that is a request I cannot fulfill

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This is Anna, she is cute

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Tis cool, that leaves more Asuka for me and yours for you.

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Can she suck mine?

It's why I put up with the last three months of our relationship. I didn't want to kiss those DD's goodbye

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nigri?

>Imagine being unable to notice ironic memes but still lurking Yea Forums and making extended, multi-reply posts about your opinion no one gives a fuck to hear.

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When she runs out of money, she'll be twerking like the talentless nigger that she is.

preggo her please

You guys always only think of the bad things
You need to build up self esteem
If you are alpha enough for her..

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>hemadtho

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Do you bang your sister?

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Raise you bare feet.

Anyone have any Florence Pugh from Midsommar, or the hottie Swedish chicks?

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I would love to preggo her

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user if you could that would be amazing i love her preggo she fucking looked amazing

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>If you are alpha enough for her..
I'm just going to throat her in front of her daddy

can you explain this filename to me?

If any wants a BBC Tribute to their celeb of choices Fb/ Ig/ Vsco PIC just kik me

n8ee8

>Pic Related

**DOING REQUESTS NOW FOR GIRLS I LIKE**

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wanna lick those soles...thanks user

ENABLERS

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her and kim are the best preggo celeb ver tbh

I like her face, it's not the most sultry or anything but it's not bad with makeup. I've seen the pics of her without and yeah then I'd rather she keep the box on.

Obviously you've not been hydrating enough before bed. There's your problem right there. Consistent bed time and hydration are the keys.

I'm glad we could make a deal!

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For her?
Yeah right, I bet that bitch has been coddled so much that she couldn't cook a reuben. I don't need that shit in my life.

I'm not watching that...
Who is he posting?

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Why are you stating the obvious?

I was trying to think about the good things today but this is just sorta where the conversation went
I don't think I have low self-esteem most days but I do feel bad for myself a lot
Logic dictates there must be something wrong with me to be like this but I have no idea what it is

No she's chubby and gross and smokes too much weed
My younger sister's hot but I still wouldn't
2weird4me

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>I'm not watching that...
Yes you are, you're going to watch this little slut get used.

A joke on her last name

I am truly sorry user, but I can't bring myself to save pictures of pregnant women

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?

It's a guy thing, sort it out yourself while wearing your purse.

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she's hotter in TD outfit

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Post your sister, she sounds fun.

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l-little ari is all along with her poopy butthole

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Are there any sexual pics of her?

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Y r u gae

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but what about the divided by three part?

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is your sister ems?

inb4 dick spam

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Lmao. Don't be rude. Or Kenz will never make a Reuben ever again
Either get help or nothing will ever change
And I don't mean that in a rude way
I had low self esteem as a teen so I know what I am talking about
No...

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ems is a grill?

i mean it can't be that bad tbh

why do you save pictures like that one?

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All these faggots wish they are

Last thread didn't have any, don't jinx us.

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Can't write :3 as a filename

>don't jinx us.

you mean

>don't trigger me

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yes

bleach is good for you

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>No...
What if I tie you up and force you? What will you do then?

Because I get most of my celeb pics off Reddit or the feetwiki.

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summer is a lie â„¢

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Where are you from user? I suck you off

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more of her please

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Who hurt you?

Was hoping that was JJ.

That smile!

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Incorrect, I am not the fag spammer, just an asshole.

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die alone you horrible faggot

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kys bd

No thanks she's not a celeb
Plus thinking about her too much makes me sad

Idk who that is
This Ems? No I wish

Help is predicated on understanding what needs to be fixed, and I don't
It's not a self-esteem issue. I really do like myself. Just no one else does and I don't understand why

I don't really want to be sucked off
Not by a guy, anyway
And there's no girls on the internet

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there are somethings in this world I cannot do

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>Idk who that is
>This Ems? No I wish
ems is the guy who posts jordyn jones

ems is not fat, but too much weed.. yes

Whatever happened to Waldo?

David Lee Roth - California Girls
youtube.com/watch?v=cmbhfI8f_Ek

ems is a thicc bish

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>too much weed
nonsense

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his penis is very feminine

kys bd

Okay, you can suck me off then

But she could be a celeb if you posted her, she went viral, and the whole world nutted, look at Maddie Ziegler.

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Blake a hottie

Ems butt tastes like dadfus mouth

>He's never fapped to pregos before.
Really missing out. It's the cleanest most wholesome fap you can get.

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wew

beady once told me he was chemically castrated

Oh that's lame
I'm gonna keep posting this Ems anyways

mitebdown t b h

I don't really want the whole world nutting to my sister
But I'll gladly pretend Maddie is my sister if it helps you nut to her?

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Literally your biological purpose. Boi is gae.

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drink the bleach already

who's this boy?

by court order

not with the sharpest tool in the shed?

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>this Ems anyways
idk who that is

Gorgeous

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GAY

makes sense, too bad they didn't throw him in solitary for eternity too

Nice, so where are you from?

Not necessary but I'll take all your Maddies if you're offering.

you sad desperate degenerate
1. pour bleach
2. drink bleach
3. ..
4. PROFIT!

Emily Feld
She takes her clothes off underage but apparently that's legal in Australia

Tennessee

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FUCKING ENABLERS

Ryry wouldn't want that
Professionals find out what help you need

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Probably just afraid of what will awaken in him if he does. One minute you're fapping to pregos the next you're sitting in an airport staring down a baby for suckling on his mom's big preggo titties and you're not.

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She's so dummy thicc her ass claps every time the boat crests a wave.

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arguably perfect
I am a boring user, you do not need to tell me

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only fags don't like preggo porn

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Guess I'm heading down undah.

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Not true!

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>Ryry wouldn't want that
Why do you think either one of you gets a choice?

lol

>wanking to a girl that got preggod by another man
haha weak faggot

Ey wtf m8?

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Well fuck, wrong continent

Her pinky toe weird tho

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inb4 bd deletes the thread

Ryan's a lucky dude

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henlo

That's what drops her down to a 2/10 for me.

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what are you bitching about?

>4'9
>Those tiny compact thick calves and legs
>That sexy paleness
Fuuuck

dw man keep posting hot ones of her and more lewd the better. but still try to go onto the whole preggo thing turns out its fucking amazing

and here's this faggot again

Hello midget

That's a nice Maddie.

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>i like dick spam

fuck!

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no shit right

Post your webms in this thread, please

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gay

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And here's the gay for midgets faggot again

Should delete himself from life.

wait, that's the fetish slowtard

i agree

When this bitch hits 18 my room is getting repainted white.

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So?

No

And my gf

just fap now ..

Underrated af

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fat cow

Do you often check out penises?

yes

You're really supposed to mix that with clorox then huff it for full effect, I suggest that you try it. You can blog about it tomorrow.

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yeah...