I am a world class water skier that performs in ski shows at a major theme park. Ask me anything

In English, broski...

and you would not believe the amount of poon that gets thrown at me

Bros! I am disappoint.

what do you get bonuses for

Ticket sales and attendance.

What do you plan to do after your prime?

How do i get a gf?

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About an hour b4 the show, I warm and do practice runs as guests wait to enter the wayside stadium. I get them pumped up and talk to the kids....and their mom's kek.

The more butts it put in the seats the more I bonus.

Retire and score beach poon, of course.

Bro, quit being a COD zwro and become a Chad

Did u ever get hurt?

I've bruised my ribs and pulled a shoulder muscle a bunch of times, but nothing major.

Is your name Dana?

How often do you change routines? Or ever?

Whats your thoughts on mortality? How much do you think about the future of humanity?

I can change up the stunts on the fly if I'm feeling it, but the overall show is choreographed by corporate producers.

Sorry for my bad english. I just wanted to ask you if you could show us some vidya of your acrobatic cool tricks?I didn't mean to offend you in any way.

That's heavy stuff, dude. I just ski and party. Kinda like a modern day Jeff Spicoli

Did you think the depiction of the Fonz jumping over the shark was a realistic representation of your sport?

No, but it cool to watch. Who skis in a leather jacket???

The Fonz of course, ayyy

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RIP Bianca....

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I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12TYE!@
Record the stream please so it wont go forever

does it stay fun or do you get bored from having to do the same shows every day?

>agreeing to work at seaworld
Why do you hate marine mammals user? What did whales and dolphins ever do to you?

I love it. I get to meet new ppl everyday, especially single moms...lol.

In my preshow warm up I get to do whatever I want to tricks wise. I put on a show b4 the show.

They do more rescue work than anyone else. PETA and Blackfish ppl can go fuck themselves.

If you live and work in Orlando why haven't you killed youself yet?

Also that little man made lake inbetween Orlando and Bithlo isn't a "major theme park"

>they do good things so the bad things don’t matter
It sounds like you’re trying to convince yourself user. You know they’re scum.

Great news! I don't live or work in Orlando!

Naw, they're good ppl bro. Psst one of the beluga trainers gives awesome head

Do you work the shaft?

>Underrated

nice

I don’t doubt that the workers and trainers are good people, clearly they wouldn’t be working with those animals every day if they didn’t care about them. But I can honestly say that the executives are scum.

Work the shaft? Are you referring to ski boats being direct shaft drive to reduce wake? As opposed to a wake boat designed to create as much wake as possible?

It's different now that AB/InBev sold the parks.

No I mean do you work the shaft of your cock when you jerk off?
Thanks for answering btw, I ask this in every ama thread I see and almost never get a response. Idk why.

Post your webms in this thread, please

I think he was just calling you a homo user

You're from Wisconsin and work at the Tommy Bartlett show don't ya

You're a funny guy. Do corny immature jokes actually get you any poon???

80k for riding a water ski? I don't think you realize how much you're being overpaid, and how lucky you are.

No.

I am an entertainer. If anything, I'm underpaid. Plus, it keeps me swimming in vag.

Do you work the shaft?

I'll work it down your mom's throat

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>Plus, it keeps me swimming in vag.
you seem really keen to emphasize this part why is that

Because it's the best job in the world, brah!

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Chicks dig boats and water sports...

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im just gona ask: what park?

Seaworld

have you ever humped a dolphin?

> 80k
> Underpaid for having a relatively easy job that is considered recreation.
You're delusional.

I plowed Liz, a dolphin trainer. Does that count?

You're lying!

how does it feel for your job title to literally be a "faggot"?

That's like, your opinion, I'm an entertainer, man. My skills put ppl in the seats. They pay good money to come see me do my thing.

When was the last time that you consulted your gender definition dictionary and do you take yourself seriously when wearing faggot california vans?

You know there is more than one SeaWorld, don't you???

sure

no.
they pay good money to see shamu.

I'm not bashing on you for making good money for something you enjoy. Just don't act like you're underpaid for the type of work you do. You're making the same amount of money that people who study for 6-8 years make.

I my 80s checkered Vans!

It's true. We dated for a couple of months. She works with the belugas and white-sided pacific dolphins.

Are there tournaments you can enter?

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Didn't I see you at Wiki Wachie?

The HydroPower: Xtreme FX and IgNite shows are just as popular as One Ocean (Shamu show)

Haha I grew up not far from there. I used go to the water park as a kid

I used to ski competitively.

When I ski up onto the stage after my last pass, the crowd goes nuts! Not for shamu, but me!

youtu.be/YgnnlWYk1HU

would you be a dolphin if you had the choice?

Opening night!

youtu.be/cKtbom6Rj3M

No

ya u would

You’re still not underpaid, you dick around and do what most people do for fun.

You underestimate the risks involved and the skills required to perform this show.

So, do you think Tony was shot by the guy in the windbreaker?

Probably. You know how greasy Italians love their track suits.

You're that Kyle faggot aren't you?

Maybe