What will the best way to convincingly anhero accidentally

What will the best way to convincingly anhero accidentally.

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jump into woodchipper

shoot yourself in the back while jumping out a window

Place retractable razor cord around neck. Super glue hands to head. Let the coroner work it out.

Drink poison, tie yourself to a chair and make it all look like a killer invaded your home

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drive on a rainy night and floor it into a tree, it will look like you fell asleep at the wheel. hopefully you'll realise you can just fuck off to a new town for a new start in the midst of it, so pack your shit.

>implying that a car accident will instantly kill you
It is pretty hard to tie from crashing on a tree, most of the times it just cripples you

drive fast enough in an older model car with no airbags and you're gonna die mate. get a metal steering wheel. or he'll be a vegetable so as long as he's written down somewhere to pull the plug if that happens then he's gonna die either way.

driving your car into area 51 while livestreaming

Go to the ghetto and insult some niggers. Get them to murder you.
Hopefully they go to prison and you get to be maggot food. Everyone wins.

Rolling for this.

Go free climbing, make a twitter post about how you're trying new and exciting things and feel so alive.

It just depends on how fast you go.
Over 100mph and a solid object is a guaranteed kill

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>if guy, get sex change surgery
>if chick, proceed to next step
>adopt a child old enough to know how to read and write
>teach him to never ever ever reply to that post

This.
Do a relativistic car crash. Get a Yea Forumsro who wants to off himself and agree to crash into each other's car at 150 mph each (as per relativity theory that would ve equivalent to crashing at 300 mph).

Get drunk at the zoo and fall into a animal cage and free pets why dying

"trip" into an oncoming train.

Visit a town with a speed limit of 45 with sidewalls next to it wear headphone and never look before crossing the street it will happen

This is the main reason I have never tried that. Intentionally getting in a car crash would be bad enough but then there is a pretty good chance you wouldn't die.

That isn't a bad idea. Does life insurance still pay out if you die in a shootout? You could go into the ghetto and start purging until the gangbangers show up and take you out.

Problem I see with that is that you would really, really, really have to want to die to have the balls to drive straight at a tree at 100mph and to not swerve at the last second.

Just go fast enough.
100+
It's physics. There is currently no safety systems in the safest of modern cars which can slow your momentum enough from said high speed crash to preserve your internal organs.
The odds of surviving such a high speed crash while driving are astronomically high

just anhero you pussy

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Yeah, this is the problem.
You would also have to stay in control till the final moment because if you close your eyes X distance away lije some dumbass movie you'll probably miss and fuck yourself up without dying.

How about being a male and just live with the pain ?