Why are all the normies talking about raiding area51? Is /pol/ behind this? They trying to start a civil war?

Not even a meme. This is serious fucking shit.

Wait till you see the Chad battalion. Area 51 never stood a chance.

I'm guessing some lonely, misguided tards actually do show up. They'll realize that this thing was a huge joke and will not know what to do next. They'll gather together with the other tards who came and then hold some kind of lame protest. One or two guys will get arrested and then everyone else will go home

Cause life is so boring gonna need some thrills yo. Although i totally dislike lowtier action like licking icecream but storming area51 and reveal its secrets and selfie with the guarda as we all have a big 51 party afterwards with testing out flying aaucers and ray guns and jumping around while we worship the derelicts and the alien corpses still sitting on their navigation seat. We gonna party so hard all celebs are invited. Lets bomb this place with good beats and master jay and taytay bootiyshakin on stage

Isn't it like the most heavily guarded thing anywhere, ever?

vs 200 000 normie tards and boomers. Should be a good watch, someone tell them to livestream it

Yes.

Shiggydiggy/Do it faggots.

>Chad battalion
explain lol

Who knows. No one even knows much about Area 51. For all, we know it just might be a decoy.

It's an operation launched by USA secret services in order to test their new crowd neutralizing weapon

facebook meme

500 autists vs 100,000 trained soldiers. Seems like a fair fight to me.

9gag is legit getting on to this shit, we'll have all the gym-hitting, vegetable-eating, slut-fucking chad-faggots in the second row on the battlefield.

I will attend. Any tips what i stuff my backpack with?

The battleplans involve few groups of morons. One of those groups is name Chad Battalion and another is Incel infiltration.

Boomer Batallion
Chad Commandos
Incel Infantry
9gag Squad
Instagram Infiltrators
Facebook Moms
etc.

Its real.
It started on Facebook and Instagram

We've got this in a bag.

Penetration test to check for suckers like you.

Welp, time to buy caramel-lanced popcorn and enjoy the show.

The furious Yea Forums fappers ?

Im a guard at area 51 and will definitely not shoot civilians. I supervise the southgate and if you smart you hit up on it cause i will let you guys in for the lulz

I find the best popcorn to be have a bit melted butter on it then a chicken flavor packet from some ramen noodles, maybe a shake of some hot pepper powder then mix it all up.

Sound good.

No one is going to raid area 51. Seriously it's a joke.
If there are 500k stupid enough to do it. I hope they have extra ammo.
Sadly even that wont make a real statistical dent in our population, so no real loss.

Im thinking of heading out there ,find a good spot on a hillside somewhere,take some cold beverages and snacks and watch the shit go down.
I might even record with my drone.
If any one tries to storm the gates its going to be hilarious

How many lizard people and flying saucers have you seen and do they all look like Alabama leprechauns?

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This

Cut it out Jim,, Dave is monitoring these threads ,and he will report you.

That's actually not a bad idea. But it all depends on how many retards actually show up.

Kebab remover 5000 on standby!

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Don't underestimate the power of social media and its ability to weaponise autism.

Meme came out of nowhere. Definitely made to distract from epstein case

You ain't gonna do shit you faggot troll.

This--> I think even the military will be surprised by the amount of people that show up.
In any case, I'll go just to see for myself

Im just an observer.On another topic,Is Yea Forums getting more people.It feels less lonely,specially at night.

This

Imagine getting to eliminate such a retarded group of people from the gene pool.

Fucking hate this meme. Making retards realise that if they get in a large enough group they can get whatever they want.

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Luckily bombs eliminate that problem, yeahhh grenades

Active Denial System (ADS)
The contractor for the military is Rayathon.
This is what they want to test.
Look it up.
Very much pain without any injuries.
The perfect crowd control system.

Oh Kebab Remover 5000, rip the top off of that retard black box and tell us what's in there.

Even if any idiots try to get inside,therr are standing orders not to shoot to kill.
Especially American citizens.
It would be a nightmare for the government

It's summer.

Kebab ,of course.

Bu... bu... Lockheed-Martin Skunkworks

Raytheon sucks dick they made those faulty O-rings that caused a shuttle explosion.

yeah yeah yeah

Raytheon*

I know,,but the government still uses them for research involving any kind of rays/ microwaves.

God I hope retards go through with shit

What are riot guns?

this. The government also purposely made conspiracies like flat earth and reptilians more publicized to make people think that conspiracies are for the paranoid. There is some wack shit out there.

That isn't really true, at a base like a nuclear missile silo or area 51 I believe they can shoot to kill

I mean the u.s. air force said they would order strikes on people if they tried to enter...

That sounds like a conspiracy theory...

That's to deflect you from lmco and it's capture of space aliens, flying saucers and lizard people.

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Got a link to that baby?

Google it lmao it's really easy to find them saying they would defend any military installation with deadly force as a response to this situation

It's a distraction from something else.
Nobody really gives a fuck about area 51. The government is trying to divert interest from elsewhere

"It would be a nightmare for the government"
>America rejoices after hundreds of retards were massacred tried to enter area 51

Godzilla likes a tasty treat just like everyone else. Godzilla's just happens to be train cars filled with stupid sneak attack japs.

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Lizards like eating bugs therefore Gojira goes after the sneak attack bug people japs.

Epstein

It's like something right out of some old Law & Order SVU episode, "flight" I think was the name of it.

Honestly, this meme is better than anything that came from Yea Forums in the last 4 years at least.

LIZARD PEOPLEEEEEEEE

Because they are dumbass who want to die by machine guns

It's really just swamp gas.

Swamp ass?

If the US military starts shooting unarmed civilians who want to know what happens with their tax money, using machine guns, this will spark a civil war, no doubt

the retard army will be portrayed by media as alright Yea Forums racists and the entire democrat party will feast on the government victory. Any patriotic republican who dares to say that the US government slaughtered innocent, unarmed civilians will be framed as a racist altright danger to society, etc. And the whole country moves on.

chng.it/84942wb2v5
END THE CRIMINALIZATION OF BEING A VICTIM!

Building 7 is the only concrete and steel building in the entire existance of humankind to fall from fire alone. It free fell in it's own footprint in less than 3 seconds. From fire. No plane touched building 7.
You really honestly think there will be civil war over some trespassers getting apprehended? Get a grip.

>a million idiots killed in raid on top secret military installation.
>america's average iq gains 15 points

i see no problem here.

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Holy shit fucking based. The government can pull literally anything and with help from the leftist indoctrination media the people will eat it.

Even if for some reason they get past the guards and riot police that are brought in because of this, they won't see anything. It will all be in buildings that require a keycode and i'm sure most of the shit is underground in bunkers anyways.

They won't find anything anyway so who gives a fuck.

Why not just wait for mars base.

>be elon
>want see aliens
>fuck it I'll just make them

Hes confused. That would be the military...

Dirt. Less work for the bulldozers.

Please be real

Fuck
Yes

Well they weren't going to reproduce anyway at least

I've seen jackass. Rubber balls look painful

Liberalism is real

YES MOTHERFUCKER YES THEY ARE.
>First you see tons of Area 51 memes
>Think of the meme campaign for "Detective Pikachu"
>NONE of this meme push is organic besides the sheep lefty commy memelords jumping in with oc memes
>This desensitizes the idea that storming a military base will get you fucking killed.
>Next step they shovel other memes into the process, "Don't raid that base, raid this one it has cooler shit" and "we should raid concentration camps and save families!"
>Pic related was the last piece of the puzzle. Now the stage is set.
>Hundreds of thousands will be lead into a "slaughter" because no shit, it's a fucking airport base.
>Globalists and incel Dems will scream "guns bad, government bad, orange man bad"
>Civil unrest. Think IRAN.
TL;DR Globalist faggot cabals up to globalist agenda and nothing more.

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My
Cold
Dead
Hands

Remember Jeffrey Epstein was arrested.

>What happens when a Canary sings?

Even the normies are questioning why Zucc wants to encourage and incite anarchy

Oh don't let the thread die because someones speaking the truth now.
Bump

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The other reptilians told him to?

Well no shit friend lol but the normies are starting to get it now.

That's fuckin brilliant

Liberalism is not what the "left" preaches. Liberalism is not an ideology in US politics anymore. Hasn't been since 1913.
The "left" and the "right" are both financed by the same private bank. Coincidentally, the same folks at the CFR write textbooks for public schools. Ever heard of viking press? McDougal-little? This is where neoliberalism starts. Fabian socialists writing children's textbooks.
Naw never mind. I'm sure it's all coincidence.

Nope, we're not behind this, for once.

O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34
Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89
I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12rjT!@
Record the stream please so it wont go forever

You have been visited by the Laura of horrible cereal noises.

Y-YOU HAVE TO BUMP THE THREAD! It's c-coming, don't you u-understand?! It's coming! And if you haven't b-bumped the thread by the time it gets here, the thread is going to D-DIE!

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Are you comllaining about a bunch of weebs and faggots essentially committing suicide? They will get nothing out of it and will make the world a happier place.

It was put out to diatract from the billionaire pedophile sex ring scandal.

try to storm an air force base

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they literally can't kill us all

>Having never heard of a nuke.

Yes, they literally can. It’s well within their abilities.

>Dmitri send more men, the enemy will soon run out of boolets

we can't even stop people at the fucking border.
we're getting those aliens.

The border isn’t a military installation full of soldiers, your analogy is bad

trust me.

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>more than 1500 miles border

user...

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I hope they get shot kek

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when bodies start dropping watch ppl scatter like cockroaches.

Get in faggot we gon see some aliens

I'd legit go their because it would be a easy suicide.
No one will be sad they're just gonna remember me as some tard kek

This is exactly what's going to happen

Lulz on you cause you're just the guy guarding the door to the actual guards guarding the actual door.

The grays will make your brain in to mush they control area 51 it is joint research felicity they are working with us on

This can't end well

Bump

Just wait fuckers shit will hit the fan when kanye shows up.

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no , does not fit , everyone of them from the list where normies

then they'll blame it on trump

Best meme to come out of facebook

The first decent meme to come out of facebook
The last decent meme to come out of facebook

(not that i had high standards)

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Are people this stupid?

Dont you think human lifes are something more than lifes to spend to protect the other thats gonna die for another... untill one of them will open the gates to maybe see some ayys?

They will most probably blame that "Yea Forums guy"

i cant wait to see the video of the miniguns firing on civilian protesters

normies think they can achieve something in a bigger group since they failed at life.
realisticly only a few people will show up anyway, even less will say they storm, even less will actually do it and 99% will stop when they threat with lethal force.
if the goverment does not chicken out they will get shot, win win situation

Depends on your build:

Not matter what build (with 1 exeption) , you want to have atleast one of each

-A flashbang
-Grenade/dynamite
-Gamer girl pee (Gamer girl bath water if you cant get your hands on the pee)
-Jarate
-Water

You will also want to wear a tinfoil hat.

>Kamikaze build

Naruto bandana + full naruto build
And a potion of swiftness 2

Anything exept the bomb that slows you down should not be in your inventory
(exeptions are the bomb , tinfoil hat and a flashbang)

No weapons

>Heavy build

Full kevlar (helmet , body armour , leg armour , everywhere you can put it)
Templar armour is better if you can get your hands on it tho

Minigun as your primary
Ammo pack as your secondary (to hold the ammo for your minigub)
Jackhammer

>Sniper

wear kevlar helmet and body armour

50 cal sniper rifle
SMG as your secondary
And melee can be what ever the fuck

etc.

Did something come from Yea Forums in the last 4 years exept for crappy porn

The problem is that , because its the normiest social medias , there is no autism to be weaponised

They need our help.

Everyone is saying its not gunna happen but a few, just watch im sure people are just gunna go watch and then more and more show, till im sure tensions rise and someone will make the move for the sheep, then the flood happens.

Blast the doors with dynamite , TNT or whatever crap

Autism will find a way

Wait... facebook made this.... Yea Forums isnt contributing...

No , they wont even be able to get past the dessert

not even talking about surviving the ayys in case they acttualy exist

Bump

People are gonna unironically feel like borderline autists when this whole venture turns out to be an utter failure. That's even if /pol/ fags or other internet basedfags are able to use mom and dad's credit card to pay for a trip to Nevada to do this.

IF and that's a big if polfags and other 4channer fags journeyed on this adventure of autism and tried infiltrating Area 51, they will find absolutely nothing of importance, as the government would likely have moved all of the alleged secret UFO technology and evidence supporting the existence of E.B.E. by now since Area 51 has been culturally on public radar since at least the mid-90's. You fags who think this will be some sort of mentally retarded victory have watched too much fucking X-Files for the last 20 years, or reading some fictional fanfic from some fat virgin weeb online. Do yourselves a favor and go do something more valuable and beneficial like getting laid.

>Tian anmen square : USA Edition
would laugh, please do

Oh right, listen to the faggot sensationalist. Everyone is going to think like this, but they'll have tv and internet so it'll work out. Morally righteous with nothing for the civilization.

>On an off-hand note, if anyone can kill me, I welcome it and hope it. Please do so. I'd like it as nondescript as American politics

>Half a million tards storm the base
>Soldier headshots 1 (one) faggot
>Everyones flees

>no

This is true.

Bpmnu

I bought a plane ticket
Imma clap some cheeks and fly a stealth fighter

Right? Fucking zoomers are retarded

> 70 y.o. boomers are going to run in the desert
It's a meme you dip

Hey man I am going from a Kyle to a naruto runner. What animes do you recommend for my training? Can I multiclass with Monster energy?

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Yea Forums has had people on there from day one. Mostly shitposting

It's a meme you dip

>I bought a plane ticket
How is that even possible when you can barely afford food or hygienic products on your minimum wage 6 dollars an hour Taco Bell salary?

I know that you complete autist. This was a response to the literal cucks who are serious about it.

>Naruto run

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>nuking their own air base

sure, brainlet

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People will show up.
Im betting around 4-5 thousand

I hope and pray that this is real and not just some trolling post. If these clowns actually show up and try this it’s going to be the best thing ever on the evening news!

Im thinking of going, just so i can get a good spot on a hillside to camp on and maybe take some cool beverages and snacks and watch it all go to shit. Im probably gonna take my drone for historical footage.

>doesnt realise that the person behind making it a meme in the first place said the ayys were at papoose not groom

Normies. Fucking normies.

Time to Roll, faggots. Stop being a nigger.

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>Im probably gonna take my drone for historical footage
>Im probably gonna take my drone
>drone
>military air base
you're exactly the kind of retard, we're hoping to show up.

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What? They gonna shoot it down?
Besides, I'll be recording outside of the base .
Why you gotta be such a flaming faggot queen about it?

i'm sorry. i've been disrespectful and you're right. pls show up and do some "historical footage".

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>everyone is a fat neet like you
Kek

>What? They gonna shoot it down?
Yeah

that's literally what they won't do. please film area 51 for us and report back

>They gonna shoot it down?
yes

>They gonna shoot it down?
No

>They gonna shoot it down?
maybe

idk

>What? They gonna shoot it down?
Can you repeat the question?

>What? They gonna shoot it down?
nah, bro. you're fine. be our correspondant

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There is footage of area 51 all over YouTube.
You can film outside of the fence.

you never watch WW2 docs? pretty sure they can call us all, then some

powerful rich people got caught going to that pedophile island so soros hired people to make this "meme" popular so that everyone is talking about this instead of that

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Yes, they have many phones

Boy or Girl?

you might be surpriesed

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>implying glowniggers don't already monitor their outgoing connections

No. Please elaborate.

Its up to a million now.

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This is probably true

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Yes

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Yis

Zoomers just discovered Area 51
The internet reacted
That is all

Reminder that 911 happened under a conservative administration, conservatives were the ones that talked us into war, leftists opposed it, conservatives blamed Muslims, and conservatives used patriotism to shame anyone who dared question the veracity of the attacks or the war. The only anti war voices who questioned the attacks were leftists.

*Checks I’m not a robot*

There are only ~300,000 active duty US Airmen, and how many stationed at Nellis AFB in out of the way fucking nowhere Nevada? The whole point of sticking it out there is that you won't have to man it as much.