How do I become a ninja irl?

How do I become a ninja irl?

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Learn to not be seen or heard.
Why not start practice now?

Stretch, meditate, train, parkour, get lean. Do not ever wear spandex.

I would like to start parkour.

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Then start. Now. Doesn't matter how small. Make it a habit, have fun practicing it.

Tnx. Any vids to watch?

Gotta suck 10 Black cocks first.Its a ritual.Come here,baby girl.

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Learn Ninjutsu and realize that it doesn't work

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXVvjtG2H8c for mentality
youtube.com/watch?v=x98jCBnWO8w for some demo / training ideas (mute the shit music)
The world is your playground.

Fp is actually bp

I was going to be an asshole, but the again...
There are 5 things especially you need to train: Roll, Stride, Speed (its a move), legs (explosiv) & arms (explosiv)

Delete system32 folder

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Practice parkour and gymnastics, maybe ninjutsu Read old combat manuals and warfare philosophies. Dress casually to blend in, don't stand out in a crowd. Look into modern forms of espionage, such as hacking and cyber warfare. Learn to single out specific stimuli in your surroundings, such as one voice or a single leaf. Your mind needs to be clear and focused, so you need to convince your brain to not constantly seek entertainment.

The first step is not asking fucking Yea Forums this question and start somewhere else that more productive. Good luck!

Faggot.

The edge

Real ninjas don't bicker desu

Fake it till you make it. Read Ashida Kim's Secret of The Ninja, it's a free ebook on his website.

Was this you earlier?

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anime. lots of anime.