What's the most fucked up thing you've done?

lmfao 100% true, welcome to Yea Forums summerfag

probably hiding one of those hidden cams in the bathroom for the summer when I know my daughter would be having friends over to use the pool.

Do it.
Post it Here.

I almost went full Columbine on my com college a couple years ago.

I'm so thankful I didn't go through with it, not only for the sake of the people who would have died, but also for myself. I'm in a much better place now with great prospects on life. My way of thinking took a complete 180, and I put my violent tendencies toward a creative output.

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He's smart and cute enough, he'll get over it. I hope.

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Fake as fuck

>what's the most fucked up thing you've done?
I was an assistant dog wrangler for girls who wanted to get fucked by dogs
>No, I have no pics or vids - that was the privilege of the girl and dog-owner only
>No, I didn't get to fuck the girls (although some were hot) but sometimes the owners did but not with others watching

I spend alot of time afterward wondering I was an Evil person, and I think I put up some mental blocks to protect my psyche, which I broke down recently and my life has gotten even better.

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why?

How old were they? What if one found it?

I'm going to guess the country... Germany.
Amiright?

Isn't it illegal everywhere

I was almost a mass murderer and even I think that's fucked up. Guess he wins

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was young, watched alot of porn, i dont remember how it started at all just that i got caught eventually by my own stupidity

glad you aren't, though.

Gave oral sex to a 10yo girl when i was 16

what happened when you got caught? and how did you? tell story?

Who was she? How'd it happen?

I don't know but I know that Germans are into some kinky shit, lookup Best Mare Pack Ever.

She's primed for the pumpin'.

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No thanks.

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they wouldn't find it. it doesn't even look like a camera and they'd have to really be rooting through my stuff.

But it still does happen sometimes. What's it look like?
And what are their ages?

shit's illegal dude, is it really worth it

I still have urges of kicking babies.

it kinda looks like a flashlight pen honestly. And it's hidden in my shaving stuff.

they're old enough that they've got free time all summer with no one looking for them, but young enough that i'd be in trouble.

>Germany. Amiright?
No
>Isn't it illegal everywhere
Awww, bless!

have fun in jail

Ever try to get with any of them (or your daughter, lol)? Think they'd be down?

i cant tell the story of how or why i got caught, its not vague enough, but i got caught alot later, years later, a long time after id stopped doing it to her.

there were other times she would go to mention it and id cover her mouth and stop her, pass it off as playing and then tell her to shut up about it so i clearly knew it was wrong. I kinda wish i was caught alot younger then when i was because it was pretty shitty

>have fun in jail
Wat?

what did your parents do? how old were you when you got caught and how did it affect your life?

I once put my milk in before my cereal.

You sick motherfucker.

sounds like the age where they probably want to fool around then, why not actually do something instead of being a passive beta

Hey, me too! Except it was from age 4-8 for her, age 9-13 for me. Didn't get caught though and we got along great now with no weirdness.

with the right work, probably any of them honestly. They're horny as fuck if i'm judging by overheard conversations. (i'm working from hom inside with windows open, can hear their pool conversation)

haven't tried anything though. There's one 'freaky' one that seems like she might be interested though.

Hid the TV remote from my family when I was 13.
They never found it and had to buy a new one.

>They're horny as fuck
Based on how you described them that makes sense, they're at that age. Would you ever consider get touchy with your daughter or not into that? How is one 'freaky'? And what sort of conversations have they had?

You evil bastard.

why did you start and why did it stop

I was a nihilistic, self centered, spiteful person. I really did hate myself at the time and wanted the world to know how much I hated it back. I got my hands on an unregerstered gun, and was about to do it the next day. That night I had a dream about the birth of my firstborn son. I woke up and bawled my eyes out for several hours.

I don't know it was part of. My subcontius that tried to stop me, but know it was something more than that. I converted to Christianity, Changed my major, and began to write a graphic novel since then. I heard from people that knowing your own capacity for evil is one of the greatest steps toward truly knowing yourself.

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Two words
Bath Water

one parent knows, i dont know if they ever shared it with the other, i dont think so.

it didnt/hasnt really affected my life, its almost like it never happened, i have a great relationship with my family, it was just a really shitty time for me when i got caught, and deservedly so

So what initially lead you down that path?

Why were you going down that path? Do you understand why you chose that style?
What convinced you other wise to no longer pursue that type of lifestyle and mentality?

Not sure why it started beyond realizing certain things felt good. I hit puberty pretty early and have had an insatiably high sex drive ever since.

As for stopping, I just had fewer and fewer opportunities and it just kind of felt more and more weird. Never talked about it with her.

really happy you turned your life around user. you should be proud of yourself. graphic novels are dope too.

i wouldn't initiate with mine, but if she did something I'd probably follow through.

i have some reservations about taking advantage of them "in that phase" of their life, but not enough to stop myself.

they talk about boys, how much those boys want them, if they'd let the boys have them, etc. lots of teen slang that's hard to keep up with.

the 'freaky' one is a little chunky (but still cute) with purple short hair. my daughter told me like 4 years ago she was gay but she seems to be just as into boys based on what i hear.

she's always the one that comes in to ask me something "where's the hose?" "can we bring the pitcher of water out?" and such. she didn't have tenth period at school during the year and when the girls were coming back here, she'd just come early often chatting with me.

...

Yeah, that all seems very tragic and probable, good job user! Thank you for saving the world from your past self.

Sounds fun, I'm pretty jealous. I definitely know what you mean about reservations. Can I ask how old or what grade at least?
Also what sort of teen slang, lol

gamer girl?

I don't think it was me, but thank you

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its probably more common than talked about with siblings of similar age

>in the distance, banjos

>>in the distance, banjos
kek

When I was 14 I went into a sex toy shop, found some dumb fuck, lied about my age to him, took me to his place, and gang banged

I know the feeling. Listen to my daughter and friends talk when they were 12 or 13. Talking about boys. Daughters friend said. " user is so hot. When I look at him I get wet." She was 12. Still gives me a hardon thinking about her cute young voice saying that.

Took the key that was usually under the doormat for shits and giggles, ended up scaring my whole family into thinking someone somewhere has our house key, they ended up spending 90 dollars worth of changing the lock. Never told them because I missed my opportunity.

Fuck that's hot, and knowing she rubbed herself then too thinking about those things.

do they really get that wet at that age already?

Fuck.. Me too.. Now I live a life of regret and fear of her remembering it, it fucking keeps coming back into my head all the time
And also tried to fuck my female german sheppard, I don't know why I was so fucked in the head back then (around 13yo)

... they start to get horny at like 8 or 9. Way before boys do

My old tween self says dear god yes.

>user
Referring you to or just some other name (like a boy at school)?
How old are they now? Ever do anything?

If they yknoe, are going through puberty then ye

horny yes but like soaking wet, really? damn

Kids aged 10-14 are pretty much literally insane because of puberty fucking with their heads and their lack of agency. If something goes even a little bit wrong with you at that ge you might go from a normal young person into a future Ted Bundy.

Epic dubs

stories please

>way before
girls' puberty is definitely before boys but not by a ton

Yeah, I agree from my story lul

are you gay and just wanted to have sex/lost your virginity or what

Grope chicks in middle school.

Yeah, I was bisexual and was a horny fucker

Had my dog lick my cock in high school, blew my load on her about. I was a gratification centered teen, didn't care about anything else. That's up in my list of "un-do's" in my life.

fucked with magic
and talked out loud to much

That's kinda hot. When I was that age I was so fucking horny all the time. I'm straight now but I would pretty much have gotten off with anyone if they offered.

They talked quite frankly about getting wet and turned on. They must.

The hassle of grool-soaked panties without even really knowing what sex was. And the embarrassment of making such a mess knowing a parent would have to wash them.

See I'm a miserable piece of shit user, don't feel bad.

what do they even get wet about then?

A friend had to do something he told me to watch his kebab box. I ate all of the meat and left him the salad below.

The 'peanut butter'

They were talking about boys at school. I watched them change clothes a few times but that's it.

Fuck, that's hot.

They know you watched? Wonder if they liked being watched or showing off a bit.

Nah, raw, that tongue felt great but I feel terrible even to this day about it.

They knew, and pranced around a little so they liked it.

I'd "accedentally" drop my pencil and would reach over when reaching down and rub/touch her. She didn't even tell (thank fuck)

Yeah, it was this absolute chad looking guy with a 7 incher, the others were 5/10 guys with 5-6 inchers, still absolutely loved it cause yknoe, I was a virgin

How old were they? Pranced about wearing what?

I tried to date rape my friend but the pills I was sold didn't do shit. Her and her boyfriend were going to be sleeping over at my place (I was going to let them have my bed and sleep on the couch because I was such a fag back then), so my plan was to drug both of them and make it seem like he raped her so they'd break up and i'd have my chance.

Looking back ,there's no way that would have worked and they would have just assumed they had drunk consensual sex.

Just the tingly feelings inside, and focusing on that pretty much. Or the much stronger sensations if actually touching/rubbing down there.

12 and 13. They pranced around in bra and panties or once all 4 of them in panties only. They knew I could see them.

i mean why get those tingly feelings? not just randomly? i'm a guy but i definitely don't remember that sort of thing before masturbating, and only did that once i knew (sort of) what sex was

And this is why you're on Yea Forums

Bunch of fucking edgelord fucking losers on here.

God damn. Hot. Did you want to do anything with her ever?
How old is she now?

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Used to fuck around with dogs at 13-14 after a female dog humped my one day. Used to rub her till she would hump and put peanut butter on my dick. Moved from to messing with a male dog for a while.

Regret it terribly and don't know why I did it since I would never do it again.

Definitely happened randomly, but also just looking at cute boys, thinking about innocent stuff like kissing etc. Then once the feeling was there you'd focus on that.

Cute. And hot to imagine.
Sticking to innocent stuff is good with me :)

I never did anything except Jack off over her when she would come home drunk and pass out. She is 26 now and lives in LA.

I meant wanted to, not what you actually did lol.

any stories

weren't you scared the dog would get too into it and go from licking the peanut butter to biting and trying to run off with it?

it was my only hope at getting laid without paying user. I am turning 34 soon and I still haven't been on a date with or kissed anyone (mostly because I obsessed over this girl until I was 25) and have only banged hookers.

I remember putting a plastic toy venus fly trap about the size of my hand (god knows what it was even from) in my pyjama shorts because the hinge on the back would rub between my lips when I squeezed my legs together. Forget soaked panties, I would have to have wrung my PJs dry.

>Putting this much importance on getting your dick wet
>Willing to rape because you're a betafag

I've always been a massive footfag even since before I hit puberty, so when I got to about 12 my main goal was to play with as many feet as I could. Althought I was generally straight I would sometimes lick my own soles in the shower while jerking off and would sometimes focus on my friends feet too. I think the first time I did anything with a friend was during a sleepover, I crawled out of bed when they were asleep and I started licking his soles. My first time jerking off was while thinking back to that moment. As I got older and smartphones became a thing I would take pictures and video on similar occasions and basically developed into a chronic foot molester. If I ever had anyone over who was my age I would always mess with their feet in their sleep and always get away with it. I developed strategic thinking and ways to easily get away with it so I wouldn't screw myself over. On my way to school on hot days I would take video of ladies in their flip flops and jerk off to it at home. Eventually in high school I did it to several girls and one of my friends mom - hers were the first feet I ejaculated on. It was broad daylight and she was passed out snoring on the couch and her husband was in the other room while I was carefully licking her toes and pumping my cock onto her soles. I was just fucking bold and crazy as hell. Even still, nobody ever knew I had a foot fetish because I kept it a secret - probably because I knew deep down that 1. it was weird and 2. that what I was doing was wrong on some level. I knew that especially as I got older but it didn't stop me.
Eventually I got into a stable relationship and that stuff went on the back burner pretty much, but I still get the urge a lot. I just never get an opportunity anymore.

No, dog was super gentle, eventually didn't even need peanut butter. She would lick my pre.

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Broke the love of my life's heart. We've both been in a downwards spiral since, but she seems to be doing better now. The thing no one ever tells you about being in love when you're young is that you can lose it just as easily.

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nearly killed a spiderbro by accident

smashed every single window to a basement of a school, smoked and drank on the playground at night, all done with my friend in 4th grade. I'm not generally a person to do horrible things

edit: at least not anymore that is

Jerked off and came into my moms dirty panties when I was younger along woth once I bought an apple charging brick that had a spy cam in it and recorded my mom(and aunt when she visited) with it.Don't have it with me now since Im on vacation at the moment.

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what age? ever use electric toothbrush or anything? did you like fingering or just clit?

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You wouldn't believe me.

try me nigger

Must've been 8 or 9. No toothbrush but I tried rubbing against a lot of different things. I did try fingering sometimes, but mainly just rubbing my clit/lips.

Fuck you bitch, destroying a man's life.

fun. were you thinking about boys or sex or anything then or just realizing it felt good?

I voted for Trump

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fuck off racist

you just made me remember a similar toy I had as a kid and I suffered several flash backs as a result. It was either yellow or green or beige, it had white teeth and I think it was meant to put tuff inside. I remember the back hinge was always very smooth. I don't recall what it was from and I can't find it on google images. fuck. i'm really curious if we somehow had the same toy.

I'm terrible at greentexting cause I don't know how to stay succinct, but here goes

>'04
>be 13
>house has a fence around the front yard, side driveway separating property from neighbor's taller fence around their front yard
>be outside with lil bro messing around with an airsoft pistol
>we got a lemon tree and a pomegranate tree, but shooting fruits gets boring
>neighbor, a mother, is outside pushing her mentally challenged kid on their swingset
I know, I'm sorry guys. I'm terrible...
>lil dude loves going up high, can see the back of his head just barely for a half second as he rises
>hear his tard laughter every time he comes back down
>"[lil bros name], shh.. I'm gonna try and see if I can hit his head"
>walmart quality airsoft pistol is extremely inaccurate, even if the distance is only like 20ft
>kids head rises into view, pew..... miss, tard laughter as he goes back down
>kids head, pew..... miss, tard laughter
>kids head, pew..... miss, tard laughter
>about to give up, don't even really aim and pop one last one off
>kids head, pew..... miss?, no laughter
>tard starts sobbing terribly, but it started quietly and built up loud
>give pistol to lil bro so he can hide it
>neighbor comes over and asks if we threw anything over
>deny everything
>she totally fucking knows it was me though

I can never forget his sobbing, I feel like a fucking asshole remembering it

13 year olds do fucked up shit sometimes. it's good you're sorry. forgive yourself

Thinking about boys sometimes, but never actual sex. At the most I'd think about boys touching me like I was touching myself.

Sounds like it. It was definitely yellowy green, and at least one half was red inside. Not seeing it on google either.

Honestly didn't think he was a racist but had good ideas about immigration. Now I know he really is a racist and to some extent I think most people are racist. I'm not going to apologize for that.

I have an extremely hard time letting things go that have affected me in some way, be it positively or negatively, but predominantly negative stuff.
Now I feel doubly bad because I'm so hard on myself and lack the capacity or understanding to forgive myself and let go.

lol neat, knowing that this same stupid toy I had was maybe giving someone else sexual pleasure. Don't think I ever did anything with it except make it chomp on my dick as a joke.

Called my friend's gf a nigger. I'm a casual racist and I don't apologize for it. I don't try to hide my powerlevel when I'm in good company. It just kind of slipped out and he went silent for a few hours, this was in person, not on the internet. I forgot it happened too until I asked what was going on with him way later on in the night.
>I was kicked from his discord server and he stopped talking to me
I'd like to think we were good friends, we cliqued pretty fast and liked a lot of the same things. One of his friends who doesn't know me said yesterday "that's something friend would say" and it felt a little bad man. He was a big racist too until he started dating a black girl, so I feel like he's kind of whiteknighting, but I also feel like he's pretty justified because I don't regulate a single thing I say around him. He's a bro.
That's not the worst thing I've ever done though
The worst thing I've done is move to California when I was 10, because of that my (at the time) 3 year old brother was raped by a schoolteacher (who got off scott-free because the school district had more money and no security cameras) and it's thrown my life into shambles for the past 10 years. Love the little zoomer though. I'd rip and tear every judeo-hispanic pedo on the fucking planet if I could, just for him. He tries to repress it and escape his life through humor, my mom is a hoarder, my sister is a fucking lazy slack cunt, and god damn it I've become each and every one of them. All I do is sit here on Yea Forums all day until my friends are online, then I play Rainbow Six until my friends are bored, then I play minecraft with them until they go to sleep. I've been making less racist jokes because of recent events but I'm still genuinely racist so the friend I mentioned earlier will never open up again, I'm sure. I'm also a community college dropout and my mom did two classes for me just in case I decided to go back.

>also ITT: "me did sex thing" me bad person
fuck (You)

>be 10-12 or something
>playing outside with friends
>the road was under construction
>lots of loose stones around
>convince one of my friend to throw a massive brick at another kids head
> mad lad actually throws the brick
>headshot
>kid screams and cries in agony as if he was burning alive
> no one knows it was us

>also ITT: "me did sex thing" me bad person
>fuck (You)
Yeah, "casual blogpost with nothing bad in it" is so much better

Sounds like he had it coming.

I let my brother get molested for several months
I made a close friend hate me
>better?
>is it not a bad thing unless I'm the one molesting him?

Stole from an old lady, I mow her lawn and I just walk in and take stuff out of her house... Money or whatever

i have several like this

>be 14-15
>mom gets visitors i don`t know
>visitors have 2 kids, 2 boys aged around 9-10
>"user you have to spend time with them, they are bored take care of them
>go to the backyard with them
>piece of chocolate on the table, they ask if they could have it, being only 1 piece they naturally want to fight over it
>tell them whoever punches the other on the face first gets the chocolate piece
>within a second, zero thought at all one of the kid winds up and punches the other on the eye
>kids cries, other one enjoys chocolate, before i could get in trouble older nephew shows up and takes me out to chill

Unless you're the one molesting him you did fuckall wrong. Who knows what some teachers get up to, you're not his guardian 24/7, you can't protect him all the time, so you didn't let shit happen. Shit just happens.
That is assuming he was actually molested because at this point you're just making a claim with no evidence, teachers don't really get off scot free like that. Teachers are under a lot of scrutiny.

Used to get ducked by Uncle and his friends. Asked if I had any friends who would be interested. Helped pimp out myself (10) and my friend (8). Now I'm pretty sure that dude is in jail for diddling kids.

That's nothing you did son, a 10 year old doesn't know what he's doing. It's all on your uncle and his friends. You were a victim of circumstace and don't ever think otherwise.

what the fuck ducked means?

Typos happen?

Well I kinda forced him alot since he was younger and I sexually abused him when he threatened to tell people. However I think he got off on being abused like that.

that wasn't a typo, your phone decided what you meant

When you're that young you're basically a blank slate and semi-bi and you only get off to what you're taught. Your uncle's abuse taught you it was okay to do these things. You just repeated it. It wasn't something that came from you.

kys bitch

Bit harsh. He enjoyed it some of the time, I know he did.

sorry man, I was just venting. I know that wasn't my fault and my post dragged on. It seriously does effect effect me though. If you really don't believe my brother, he said (as a 3 year old) that the teacher peed in his mouth, and spread "glue" on his hair (the teacher said it was glue), and made kids put coins in his butt. There were also a lot of signs of grooming, nicknames, things like that, the teacher said my parents weren't his real parents, etc.
And to expand on the other shit with my friend, I also openly discussed the christchurch shooting and the manifesto with a mutual friend while he was in the same room and showed several signs of terroristic behavior that he said he didn't want to associate with.
>also I still believe the 13 year-olds saying they diddled their siblings are less reliable and less interesting than anything I've said, and the German dog tamer and the dad overhearing his daughter's friends, are also just bullshitting through their ugly teeth. Hope you enjoyed my shitty casual blog post lol

did you ever make him rub your feet lol

Fuck off footfag

did you tho

I'm not into feet like that but yeah. Feet, legs, shoulders/back. He was a good little masseur.

that's pretty based. must have felt good making him do that.

Yeah, I liked stuff where I didn't feel overly guilty later about having to force him to do things. Still feeling guilty about some of that now.

I molested my cousin for over a year

What a monster

I use to stroke girls legs in stocking all the time. They never stopped me.

massive fag here
found my moms sex toys when i was like 12
figured out how to use it and i just fell in love with the feeling
fuck me hard in the ass

When I was 8 my brother and I would invite this Indian kid next door outside to play with us. We’d proceed to spit on him, and he’d laugh and wipe it off and never told a soul.

what a slut

If he's still submissive to you and never rebelled he probably liked it.

mad man

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I wonder about that. How to tell the difference between being submissive because he likes it or because he's afraid of being punished.

link no works

Well, first off ask, second off, only a rapist assumes they like it.

Got a guy addicted to heroin to support my own habit, also introduced him to a slut that (indirectly) ended up killing him lol

If i had my way female horses would be living fleshlights.
I'd make other animals stick their dicks in those godly pussies.

Had commented on the 8 chans pol post with that New Zealand killer

Had a friends tiny degenerate breed of a dog lick my dick while he was on a short errand.
Apparently the dog started doing the same with him or some shit and he suspects i did something with the dog. (many years ago now)
I regret it, but i will deny it to the bitter end if it ever gets brought up.
The dog apparently died a few years later or something. But at least it had a taste of quality dick before she passed.
Pic related, looked like that breed of dog whatever it is.

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RIP Bianca.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

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Fuck off shit brain you aren't welcome here. Go pass out

Post your webms in this thread, please

Can someone post screenshots? Im too scared to download it off a torrent site

Also I think its on dailymotion but it is age-resyricted and I dont have/wanna make an account

Not to surprised since you were 13/14. You'd be shocked how many kids that age do some sexually disturbing stuff.

Hahahh, been clean for a year now, feel free to die mad about it tho summerfag

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I fucking ask you moron

I just slapped a cow.

good job user

Mom carked it februari 2018. Only 3 months ago I finally got her a headstone.

I'm pretty vanilla

kek

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I knew it was you, Brian, you evil little cunt.

Yeah, Brian. I knew it was you all along. You broke my heart.

Nothing is to happen to Brian while our mother is alive!

I masturbated with the hairs from a girl sitting infront of me after a standirdized test in middle school

>standirdized
Guessing you did not ace that test, eh, user?

One of my best friends is getting married in 5 weeks, 2 weeks ago his fiance and I got drunk at a party and hooked up. Ever since then she has been coming over to my apartment and we fuck. I feel terrible but it's always her initiating it and she gives amazing head.

What do I do anons?

Admit you're a shit-tier 'friend," and probably human being. You have zero self-control and threw out a relationship you've cultivated over months or years to stick your cock into something wet and tight. She's a whore. You're an animal.

Grow up.

She doesn't even "like" me, shes told me several times that its purely sexual. Should I tell my friend?

I am supposed to be in his wedding, how do I look over at her and not think about railing her?

Cont’ getting head

Neat

you monster. I hope you appoligized and fist-bumped after.

got a girl to get fully naked a do things for me, then i blocked her.
i think she killed herself.

>At least you know your bro isnt being cheated on with some random

I think everyone does cause curiosity, but most don't do it because the rational part of the brain tells them it's not right.

I kind of want to, shes fucking amazing in bed.
trying to see a positive in this situation and that might be it, at least it is me and not some other asshole

Did things to my passed out sister

>how do I look over at her and not think about railing her?
Go and rail her before the ceremony whilst she's in her wedding dress

i did the same, it started with my sister. being able to get her alcohol when she was a younger teen and then moved onto her friends as well... i think ive done "things" to 8 girls now

>cause curiosity,
You think it's curiosity? Not the incessant crying and screaming, the periodic, uncontrolled release of viscous, malodorous fluid, often onto dry-clean only garments?
But, no, it's just idle curiosity that makes people fantasize about drop-kicking the loud, smelly, little cock-suckers.

I have already done this, it was something she wanted to do and brought it over to my apartment last week. She got everything done, makeup and hair. It was actually awesome but I felt bad too lmao.

Ok then, you're just psychotic.

I just got lucky that she got brought back home and people had to leave so it was just me and her

FWIW, everyone on this board knows you're a LARPing imbecile with his dick in his hand while he's typing this bullshit.
But even that this is your fantasy should be more horrible self-realization than you can go on living with.

how far did you go

Far

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she ever wake up?

tortured a hamster when i was 6 or so.

Hell was made for people like you.

No she was out, she didn’t even know how she got home next day

...

My friends ex showed up to a house party at my place like a week after they broke up. She was trying to get him jealous flirting with dudes but proceeded to get blackout drunk. She started making out with some dude in the living room and rubbing his cock over the pants, so I decided to step in and took her to my room so she could pass out on my couch. After a little while longer I came back to my room and she was passed out so I played with her tits and pussy for a little while. She came to during but seemed into it but was also way drunk and in a really dark room. I wanted to fuck her but decided against it just to be safe and jerked off while i fingered her and sucked on her tiddies.

We never spoke of it and I don't even know if she remembered

Cuck

thats the best, when they dont ever wake up. how hard did you go?

ive only fucked 3 passed out girls

You are so lucky you’re not with the salad toss man in prison right now

I record my sister getting in the shower without her knowledge, take creepshots, and cum on her ass while she sleeps.

Been going for a year now, never caught, she has no idea.

I dont even know why I started

That shot was taken right before I started to cum
The excitement of it made it impossible to last. As soon as I felt that warmth I was ready to explode

rot in hell you sick fuck

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did you cum inside?

that's how i usually feel too, the adrenaline gets going to fast and i cum early.

I don’t think so
Maybe she got my precum but as soon I felt it I freaked out and pulled up and ran out

There's special place in Hell for you. The Manager's office.

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that isn't your decision to make

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lmao I'd rather buy winrar

Take her panties next time

Was her name Karen Johnson?

i never have cum inside, after my sister and i knew that i could get away with it more i carry tissues or a rag. how old was your sister?

Hike up her wedding dress in 5 weeks, and load her up with your goo. Why stop now?

I lied about my age to get in a strip club

She is 19
Yeah I didn’t know I would bust right away
Was running, cumming in my fist and dripping everywhere

To be completely honest I don't plan on stopping, and fucking her before her wedding in the dress is something that I will bring up to her. If it is possible I am sure she will want to do it, I think she's using my friend as an emotional crutch while fucking me and probably other guys as well.

that would suck, my sister was so out that i came on her thigh and just cleaned it up. what else did you do to her?

Right now dating someone I have no feelings for whatsoever because she pays half the rent and daily sex/blowjobs

Also lie about most things trivial to extreme. like my parents think I’m a 2nd year uni student, actually never even applied, also got a well paying job by lying and fucked over a cower-worker so she got fired, because she was fat and would breathe loudly in the break room at lunch and nonstop talk about how men drool over her.

unfortunate, using your tongue and fingers to explore an womans passed out body is the best thing in the world aside from sliding your cock in

i raped my male cat when i was around 12

Sold my sisters used underwear to some pervs who knew her. I found it kinda hot to be honest.

i made 2 grand freshman year selling girls underwear that i would steal from the laundry rooms

Lol nice. I did sell just a few so she wouldnt notice.

probably stole about 400 pairs total throughout the 4 freshman dorms, it was hella easy

Do you get unlimited dubs with that?

I wish it would be that easy for me. Shit basically made me a panties fetishist lol.

From 1988 to 1995 i randomly killed seven people.
Four with a rifle from a distance and three homeless people with a knife.

Tits or gtfo

met up with an egirl then decapitated her then posted a thread about it

I hope you atleast reward him with some pussy

oh yeah im way into panties now, some guys wanted me to cum in them before sending so that was fun

Snapped on my schyzophrenic mother and gave her a black eye

I right I was being an alpha while my wife and her boyfriend shucked my cock and I shot a load all over their faces, but realized I was just a cuck. I spent the rest of the night getting him hard and eating her out after he filled her with cum. Now that I'm remarried am I can think about is getting my wife fucked so I can eat her creampie

Probably posting on this board

4cyBhG

BASED.

You read any literature?

I actually got HIV from a prostitute around 2011 (only last year has it become full blown), but never told anyone about it. I myself only discovered it when I couldn't get my donor card (here in brazil, if yo got one, it's easier to work in public jobs), and the doctor told me my blood was never accepted. I dated like 03 girls since then, and, even tho my virus was 'dormant' all of them got it.

I'm glad you didn't do it

You don't know what "decapitation" means, do you user....

Time to Roll, fags.

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>liking metal

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There were a few different rewards when he was good.

Me too user beat myself up bad

What did you reward him with

Made my roommate my sex slave

told a guy on the Internet he can fuck my brother in the changing room, because he is an asshole. guy even payed for me shit was cash

Time to Roll, faggots. Stop being a retard and join.

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>My way of thinking took a complete 180

if you did a 180 you'd be facing the way you started retard

pretending to be retarded, classic Yea Forums comedy

go back reddit hurhur

Young couples get told that literally all the time, the fuck? Young people in love just don’t listen since they think they know better, like no one else has ever been in love before them. Idiot

Play macro polo with them in the pool. They will all accidently loose as you blindy take handfuls of their wet supple bodies in your grasp as you "tag" them

I hate you

Not making him leave my room etc when getting changed. Touching him in teasing ways with a hand or foot, etc.

Jacking off to girls of questionable age on omegle

Anybody else done this? They seem to be the only ones who actually get in to it and dont just instantly next you (i show my face first and then pull the cam down).

Ive been doing it for like 5 years now.

And how's your relationship with him now?
My bet would be that it's kinda awkward isn't it?

Sounds like a pretty fun position to be in. If I were him there would be no complaints.

i wouldnt Show my face, but that seems to dothe trick, or because youre good Lookin...g if you want to put your kik here please

>if you want to put your kik here please
ah yes mr fbi man of course, my kik is :

suckonmyanus

Time to Roll, faggots.
Get ready for spam

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Time to Roll, faggots. assdasd

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Time to Roll, faggots. reeeeeeeeeee

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Time to Roll, faggots. woop woop

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Time to Roll, faggots.
that should be enough

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Time to Roll, faggots.
This is it.

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Yeah, awkward would be the word for it. We still see each other in those roles I guess.

I hope he found those times fun. There were plenty of things he didn't enjoy being made to do.

>Yeah, awkward would be the word for it. We still see each other in those roles I guess.
Yeah i figured. My brothers also did things to me when i was a kid but they stopped fairly early on and didn't do it much.
Does he avoid your gaze or avoid trying in the same room? I know that's what i've been doing with my brothers ever since we did all those stuff. They'd attempt to start a discussion with me but it'd just be really awkward and not very talkative, and wouldn't dare looking into their face for once. I'd spend months without looking at their faces at times despite living with them all the time.

>awkward would be the word
>There were plenty of things he didn't enjoy being made to do.
You should probably go and apologize to him about it then. The way i see it, there's no way your relationship will ever move from being awkward until you go and acknowledge whatever wrong thing you might have done to him. That way you both can turn the page and not see each other as master and slave anymore. Until it's not acknowledged, it'll stay on his mind and yours forever.

In middle school I pushed a kid in front of a city bus that bullied me in elementary and he would always take my seat at lunch he is a vegetable Eveyone assumed he tripped but the kid that was behind me im 23 now and tbh I forgot it happended untill posts liek these come along

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Okay Kevin spacey from American Beauty

Kek, poor dude

Howard did you get an unregistered gun?

Some qt asian girl with great was sat next to me on a train home and fell asleep. Was just us two on that carriage of the train for the last stop. I jerked off and came onto her thighs then hid in the next carriage for the rest of the trip.

Sweet, can you greentext some of the fun?

>Be 10-12 year old me, along with slightly younger brother
>Have 3 cousins we visit often, all girls, ranging (at the time) between 7 to 11 years old
>Play tag, hide and seek and other games like normal kids do
>Somehow fingering and touching gets included, especially in hide and seek games, which were played in a mostly dark house or room
>Take turns with brother and the occasional other male friend or cousin to hide along with oldest cousin and touch her, almost always through the panties
>Also get our dicks rubbed through clothes and sometimes humping for some reason
>This went on for a few months and leaked into other situations in a rather discrete way (thankfully)
>We even got into my parents' bed, threw a sheet on top of us since it was cold, and rubbed her pussy directly and got my dick wanked a little while we watched a movie

Youngest girl didn't participate in the sexual parts of the games, since she was too young and might tell about it or something

I still very much fap to those times, and of course, to the oldest cousin, who was the first sexual contact I really had. Even tho she's kind of ugly, I'd fuck her brains out no questions asked

How old is she?

Why did you stop?

Howard did you get your hands on an unregistered gun
?

Came in my niece's panties

You’re a dead man walking

drove away every girl i've ever loved

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>hes lost his boner

When I was 16 I pushed a kid into a pool and the fucker flipped and couldn't swim up. The part that screws with me is that I waited a solid 30 seconds before I helped him.

Nothing to feel bad about. He deserved it.

Nahh, he was a rarted fgt with more money than sense, i even told his dumb ass to not try to turn a hoe into a housewife, but in the end his dumb ass ended up dying from an OD after a mental breakdown he had over the hoe

god i wish this was real & not just a larp by a 30 yo virgin on a mogolian goat herding forum

Broke into my girlfriend's house a few months before starting to date her, and raped her repeatedly through the night. Was wearing a ski mask and used a condom. Then, after the fact, took advantage of her vulnerability to become her shoulder to lean on as she tried to get over it, eventually convinced her to date me as I could protect her and make sure nobody would ever harm her. We've been dating for a year and a half now. We've fucked a few times but she's very clingy to me and doesn't like to be alone, she still has fear of something happening again.

How?

I swear that's a plot to a movie...

I used to go to school with a blind special ed kid who used echolocation to get around so I would mimic his clicking to confuse him. One day it actually worked and he walked right off a ledge and broke something in his arm or shoulder. His special ed guard was already overtasked with 6 others and while this blind one was a big priority, 5 other kids is still a lot.

Might have to try this if I stay single much longer

being a hikikomori faggot, that's how user.

decide to go through chemotherapy which almost killed me itself.

Lol movie plot? I dunno about that, though it's probably the plot to a porno or a snuff film haha. It's pretty fucked up I did that but I had to have her, and I just wasn't able to convince her to go out with me, was friendzoned hard for a while leading up to the rape.

You legit should, worked out pretty well for me, just make sure you cover all your tracks so you don't leave any trace that it was you behind

Why do women suddenly get super slutty before thier wedding?

Fuccckkkkkkkkkkk