Chad thread

Chad thread

only reply to this thread if others consider you a chad. come with some sort of evidence or story. don't tell me your body count, tell me something interesting

>be me
>go to large party school
>absurdly hot blonde foreign gf
>she's into public sex
>fuck at disney land while on acid
>get caught by employee
>he doesn't even care
>just tells me there are cameras where we were fucking
>not arrested or even asked to leave
>i'm tripping balls
>get road head on the way home since he stopped me from finishing

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didn't think eveyone here would be an incel but ok

Ex cheated on me so i fucked her younger sister and left (she was actually better looking than my ex).

I have a Chad dick I think

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why no incels allowed? As a Chad, I love helping them learn to overcome their fear of rejection and talking to women.

power move, i respect it. Only time i fucked an acquaintances sister was cause he was a prissy faggot and kept pissing me off. she was a freak and kinda got me into bdsm for a while

>i think
don't think. do or don't. one thing you shouldn't do is post your "chad dick" in this thread expecting compliments, faggot

possible incel detected but you're right. I just want to hear some sick stories

cheated on every girlfriend i've had for hotter girls. only downgrades ive ever had were "resets" when i have to re-set my standard after a max of a month or two of dry spell

protip for breaking dry spells: fuck a chubby-sh girl

>only chads allowed in this thread
>no replies
Yup, that's Yea Forums

I typically don't have to ask a girl out, they usually come to me
I even had one offer to pay me $300 just to fuck them after I said no

I'm the good looking friend that girls ask about.
My friends resent me, but I pretend that I'm oblivious.
Women let me go raw and I'm surprised I haven't gotten an STD; just a few pregnancy scares.