only reply to this thread if others consider you a chad. come with some sort of evidence or story. don't tell me your body count, tell me something interesting
>be me >go to large party school >absurdly hot blonde foreign gf >she's into public sex >fuck at disney land while on acid >get caught by employee >he doesn't even care >just tells me there are cameras where we were fucking >not arrested or even asked to leave >i'm tripping balls >get road head on the way home since he stopped me from finishing
why no incels allowed? As a Chad, I love helping them learn to overcome their fear of rejection and talking to women.
Matthew Morgan
power move, i respect it. Only time i fucked an acquaintances sister was cause he was a prissy faggot and kept pissing me off. she was a freak and kinda got me into bdsm for a while
>i think don't think. do or don't. one thing you shouldn't do is post your "chad dick" in this thread expecting compliments, faggot
possible incel detected but you're right. I just want to hear some sick stories
Dylan Green
cheated on every girlfriend i've had for hotter girls. only downgrades ive ever had were "resets" when i have to re-set my standard after a max of a month or two of dry spell
protip for breaking dry spells: fuck a chubby-sh girl
Brody Diaz
>only chads allowed in this thread >no replies Yup, that's Yea Forums
Kevin Garcia
I typically don't have to ask a girl out, they usually come to me I even had one offer to pay me $300 just to fuck them after I said no
Noah Rodriguez
I'm the good looking friend that girls ask about. My friends resent me, but I pretend that I'm oblivious. Women let me go raw and I'm surprised I haven't gotten an STD; just a few pregnancy scares.
Ryan Campbell
> be me tonight, only like 3 hours ago > walk into lift (elevator in freedomspeak) > two girls in there > lift is going up, shit I fucked up, I wanted to go to the ground level > ironically say to the girls 'lol I'm such a doofus, I thought you guys were going down' > yeah they know I'm joking > get real hot vibes and eye contact from them both > doors open on their floor, one says 'pity we have things to do, Id love to down with you' > they walk out wishing me a good night
Chase Hill
>Stories >Evidence Pick one redditor.
Evan Stewart
Love talking to girls. Always feel a good vibe from them when I do. Like it wouldn't take much effort to score them. They love confidence in a guy, knowing that he's not scared of them.
Ayden Mitchell
I don't think of myself as a Chad, but other people do. Jokes on them I'm just a piece of shit
>be me >be in student lab >i'm in game dev, surrounded by neckbeards and spergs every day >like fucking around with cool bro from class >we're loud and talk shit all day, classmates hate us but are too pussy to call us out on our shit >talking shit about bitches in lab >virgin creep hovers around us and posts up a few pc's away >start talking about how most bitches don't know how to suck dick >virgin tries to hop in >calls me an incel
at this point I'd like to mention that in high school I was a fat piece of shit. Was never pussy enough to let myself get bullied, but still have insecurities about not being able to get laid back then
>look this china man dead in the eye and ask loudly >"When's the last time you got your dick sucked!?" >whole room goes silent >virgin looks down like a good boy and starts to pout. him and every person in that room knows he's never fucked >looks like he's gonna cry >before the angry femi-cunts get on my ass i try to save this guy from the embarrassment of having two redheaded mop haired rat cunts defending him >"At least when I want head I got to craigslist and hit up a tranny like a fucking gentleman >room bursts into laughter >mission accomplished
since then none of the virginios can look me in the eye, I try to socialize them but they think I'm way more alpha than I actually am.
Dominic Watson
same brother
Jose Sullivan
>be me >publish custom level for Little Big Planet >over 50 people heart my level >someone comments "this is a fun level"
Isaiah Brown
>be me >20 y/o >Have qt female friend whos a bit of a slut >Her ex is coming to town cause he wants closure >Shes 21 hes 24 >Dont think much of it, never met him >Be at home, when I get a call at about 10PM >She wants me to drive out to the outskirts of town to go pick them both up because he cant drive >Tell her to call a fucking uber >Neither of them have money >Offer money, she can pay me me back later >She offers me food to go get her >I realize she wont take no for an answer and head on up, I'm not heartless >Get there and make her ride shotgun with me >I'm about 6'3 this dude is 5'10. >Actually feel bad, he's a huge sperg, dandruff, short, kind of a retard >Drive her home and he gets out and just waits outside the car >She leans over and starts making out with me >We make out infront of the little retard for a solid 4 minutes >Go home >She comes over and sucks me off an hour later.
Aiden Turner
that was me, I loved your level user
Owen Clark
nice larp
Isaiah Price
nice larp
Isaac Davis
Just because shit like this never happens to incels like you, doesnt mean the rest of us can't get our dick sucked faggot. Kind of pathetic you think getting sucked off can only be a LARP
Cutoff for Chad is officially 5'0"... any taller and you're basically fucked
Ian Nelson
>being a total asshole >had downgrades >dry spells lasts longer than time to load your balls >had max dry spell of two! fucking! months! (this is only okay if you're not living in a society) >fucks chubbies 100% beta, 0% alpha.
Colton Harris
What about women in China?
Ryan Brooks
Not a Chad dick, but those are some damn good bloody good damn good balls
Caleb Howard
everyone in this thread:
>do something rude or mean >think it makes them better than everyone >think they’re a chad because of it
you fuckers are hilarious, here’s my story
>be me >born into a wealthy american family >dad was successful executive turned entrepreneur, mom doesn’t have to work >go to elite private high school >become handsome and athletic in high school >go to ivy league college, eventually get high paying job >fuck whoever i want, date cuties >stay kind and humble
Colton Gutierrez
>Good paying job >Fucks cuties when he wants >Posts on Yea Forums during working hours of a monday
Reddit level IQ
Wyatt Watson
>everyone in this thread: >>do something rude or mean >>think it makes them better than everyone >>think they’re a chad because of it
Kek. You haven't read a single post itt. Project all you want mate. Having your dad's money to fall back on doesn't make you alpha. Try harder faggut.
Zachary Jackson
>thinks of himself as kind and humble see the truth: >quads dont lie
Jaxon Garcia
Am I a chad ? What does it take To be a chad ?
>I am a good looking manlet >confident and social >have sex with multiple partners on a weekly basis. >I wont place women on a pedestral >have no trouble being assertive. >certified quality orgasm provider
I dont identify as a chad because I dont feel like I am doing anything special.
Luis Gutierrez
My parents named me Chad so that's all I got. I wouldn't consider my self American high school football player Chad but I did get a fair bit of pussy and was good at sports when I was younger? I found weed and lived for everything that was diffrent or extreme so that threw me off the rails a bit. I wasn't very social either. I turned into Chad the awkward that made a lot of bad desions in life. Best story's would be just being accepted and respected easily when I walk into a bar or club? My partner says it's because Im cool and act to good for everyone but I genuinely couldn't give a fuck about anyone and don't consider my self cool but am hard to aprouch but easy to get along with? I just don't try so hard and be chill and don't be a attention seeker and I can be a bit mysterious and keep people wondering and questioning but never knowing. Fuck yea my names Chad. You guys are alright but please fuck off.
Jack Lewis
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12lid!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Matthew Jackson
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12cjN!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Caleb Jones
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12WRb!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Brandon Myers
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12khe!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Hunter Ward
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12eRZ!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Oliver Morgan
O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\v26CH34 Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89 I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12qEM!@ Record the stream please so it wont go forever
Parker White
>be delusional >live around the terms chad and incel >make up shitty stories >shit thread starting with "only reply if" >be op and everyone else in this thread actually disappointed
Until I was 16 I was just the class clown, and when I was 15 I got fat. My junior year of high school I quit my fast food job where I gained the weight and focused 100% on getting fit. By the end of junior year of high school I had the body and confidence that before I graduated I fucked like 10 girls, and started dating my now wife. Still keep in shape, lifting or running 6 days a week. Have sex daily with my wife, a woman that I was told repeatedly during school was "way out of my league"
>Spent the weekend at my girlfriends parents beach house. Girlfriends father is religious nut. Had to sleep on the couch. >Wake up at 1am to find my girlfriends mouth on my cock. She climbed on board and rode me for about 20 minutes. I had to stick her knickers in her mouth so that she didn't wake up the house. She's a screamer. Busted a nut. She went back to her room, I went back to sleep. >Woke up at 3.30am to find my girlfriends mothers mouth on my cock. We 69 on the couch. She's also a screamer, but she's gagged my my cock. I bust a nut in her mouth.
Turns out that my girlfriends mother was the one who suggested I come along for the weekend. I kinda got a vibe from her, and looking back I could see the signals, but I assumed she was untouchable due to the religion.
My girlfriend went to some concert with her friends, so I dropped past her house and did her mother in the meantime.
Anthony Taylor
I've made a group of people on Yea Forums obsess over me for drawing me fucking their waifus and cucking them. They talk about me everyday and even have private discord servers where they talk about how to stalk me and beat me up in real life.
