RAP BATTLE THREAD GET IN HERE MOTHERFUCKERS
4 BARS ALL YOU GET
My name is OP you cannot compete
I own these bars as I roam these streets
I will run you doofuses over like a four door on a coarse road
And stomp you down like a war centaur with four horse hooves
My rhyming breaks through like a pre teens hymen
When her stepdad drunk eyeing and not even trying
To go unoticed, he is focused and now she is crying
Because he is in her bed inside of her and his semen is flying
Rap battle... Over text. Mmk.
>yo yo yo was sup all my homes, this goes out to those of us who can't think of lyrics on the fly, and can't rap for shit, so we do it here instead, ayyyyyy!!
i dont want to do this
I got this feeling I gotta rape little girls
Pull off her panties and suck her clit into a whirl
Push it inside of her bald pussy and make her toes curl
Put my dick in her mouth to finish coat her tongue with liquid pearls
You're a piece of shit faggot
And I tell the truth
Your spaghetti keeps sagging
Like Gook dropped the Moot
I can't for the life of me get in my head
Why the fuck I'm posting in this shitslangin thread
Your "rhyme" is retardeder than your mom's last abortion
But fear no more user: here's a portion
Of something beautiful and magical called a melody
Resonating every beat with pluperfect prosody
Honestly there are reasons for these captcha's.
It's so I know who to look after.
Your whole thread career's a laughter.
The post name anonymous Moot's bastard.
this is the best thread thanks op
Bet you had to look those up in Wiktionary?
Summerkids think their junk's kinda legendary.
BULLSHIT faggot, wrong thread to fap
Try the trans-furry-pony-YLYL and take a nap
OP is a faggot
OP is a nigger
OP is a cuck
OP is a jew
Best? Don't make me laff there, son.
This thread's fuller than a toilet of precum
Piled so high, filled by fecal grool
Like when Hiroyuki got jiggy with Chris Poole
Let me guess. 15 yrs old?
OH BITCH GUESS AGAIN
YEAH ILL PUT A GUN TO YOUR HEAD
AND THEN SHOOT YOU AGAIN
BITCH HEAD SHOT IN YOUR MUM BITCH
DID I SAY AGAIN? I MEANT AGAIN!
My name is user and I'm here to say
Being an OP is fuckin gay
Speaks like zues.
Smells like poops.
Rage all over from his head down to his shoes.
You said 4 lines in your head.
Don't leave regret for a dictionary unread.
I'm already in your bed via psychology.
The nerves of your brain are like a hallway to me.
Nice try...... um...... NOPE U FAG
If u stick ur dick in ur face, wear a bag
Or better yet, put your dick in a cage
And into every field——— "sage"
I stack attack bars, respond to tards
you clapped back but yall wack
you lack tactics, got no facts
cant pack a smack, draw wrong cards
ACTUALLY I SAID 5 LINES BUT THAT'S OK
YOU CAN'T COUNT WELL
THAT'S PRETTY GAY
GAY LIKE A COCK THAT I WOULD SUCK
OH YOU'RE IN MY BED?
THAT'S GAYER THAN A DUCK!
I WANT TO FUCK A DUCK
NOW TELL ME ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY
I WOULD EAT A DUCK
NOW TELL ME ABOUT THE RECIPE
I couldn't begin to write Yea Forums's script.
But digest for dummies made me meat rich.
The block is porn flicks and a ditch.
I got Yea Forums's left over pocket cigs after this.
lost
YO YOU CAN'T STACK SHIT
TALK SHIT GET HIT
BETTER DRINK THAT ATTACK POTION
TO BOOST UP YOUR ATTACK BARS
LIKE A MARS BAR OR A LION BAR
IMMA EAT YOU LIKE A CHOCOLATE BAR
YOU CAN RESPOND TO THIS TARD
BUT IMMA FLY AWAY IN MY IS
WHAT IS
THATS MY TARD-IS BITCH
YEAH ILL CLAP BACK
CAUSE I GOT THE CLAP
I GOT IT FROM A SNAPBACK
YEAH SNAP HER NECK BACK
THEN FUCK HER TWAT
GET THAT CLAP CLAP
OH NIGGER IM WHACK
WHACK MY DICK ERRRR DAY
I GOT TACTICS AND FACTS
I CAN PACK A SMACK
I CAN DRAW THE WRONG CARDS
DID YOU PICK THE ACE OF HEARTS?
YEAH OH, SHIT, BOY I GOT THAT
DAVID BLAINE TWITCH
LIVE STREAMING MAGIC TRICKS
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
POINT MY GUN AND PRESS THE TRIGGER
IM JEALOUS CUZ THEIR COCKS ARE BIGGER
GOT ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER CALL ME TIGGER
Hello? Brain? DOES NOT EXIST.
When your whole existence hits my fist
Regrets are something you could do but
U'll get the b& like a loli Yotsuba
I'm not your cousin.
MY DICK IS BIG, YEAH BIG LIKE A TWIG
A TWIG OFF A TREE
I AIN'T THINKING ABOUT NO BEES
GET THAT POLLUNATION IN MY BALLS
BUT I'M NOT VERY TALL
I WANNA STING YOU WITH MY PEE PEE
SMUSH YOU ON YOUR KNEE KNEES
THEN SHOOT OUT MY BEE BEE CUM IN YOUR FACE AND THEN SUCK A DICK AND GET SOME CUM IN MY FACE WHAT
I WOULD FUCK OP
IF HE WAS CUTE
BUT IF HE WAS UGLY
I'D GIVE HIM THE BOOT
I came through that door
I said it before
I buttfucked your mom before she shat on the floor
You come home from school wondering why theirs shit in the kitchen
I just got done filling your moms colon so quit bitching
You’re a fag and I hope your school gets shot up real quick
Your dad finds out I fucked your mom and he glues shut the tip of his dick
Rape your sister after roe vs wade gets overturned
Gave her gonnorhea too burn baby burn
I smoke sherm you smoke dicks and snort sperm
Your shit is useless as fuck like a Jew getting his pubes permed
YEAH I GOT SHOES ON
MY SHOES GOT SOME CUM ON
IMMA TAKE MY SHOES OFF
AND LICK THE CUM OFF UH NIGGER
WHAT IS A WIKITIONARY
IT'S WIKIPEDIA BITCH
I GOT THAT PEDIA IN MY BRAIN
GIRLS LOOKING SO FINE
THEY WANNA GIVE ME BRAIN
SEMEN DOESN'T FLY
IT JUST LIKES TO SWIM
BUT WHEN YOU WERE A PRE TEEN
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T LEARN TO SWIM
OH SHIT NIGGER YOU GONNA DROWN
FLAP FLAP NIGGER
YOUR BODY IS FLOATING DOWN
lost. cheers user.
>>Rape your sister after roe vs wade gets overturned
Gave her gonnorhea too burn baby burn
FUCK
>>Your shit is useless as fuck like a Jew getting his pubes permed
Fucking dying
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>doofuses
>hoofuses
missed fucking opportunity
These rhymes cut you and eat your brain they were Jeffery dahmer
Put a .45 up to my own grandma's head so I can rob her
These rhymes make you madder than a nigger when the corner store dont have a loosie
Fine and rape the ass of the last girl left wearing pants that say JUICY.
Thread gay. Op, hop off my cock.
Youre a human cumsock
I've no choice but to rock the block
To get /thread
So this post can be fucking dead
My cock's lead
Right ahead of that good ass head
From his bitch,
Op's that is, she a trash whore.
Not that OP
really needs to get bashed more.
I mean, come on
When his mom's on meth with no teeth?
She can't eat
So no reason I should start some beef
You can't compete.
I feed her cum because a bitch gotta eat.
But if youre nice
I might let you take my back seat.
And watch your bitch
give me head on the road,
Stroke your chode
because ya bitch is boutta take my load.
K good now try to make actual lyrics with real words not just crutch words like dick and fag. Take a second and don't just use spicy words, your shit is like a Micheal Bay film.
Regrer posting at all. tjis thread is cringe
here
Sick rhymes bro. If those are yours it'd be an honor to rhyme with you sometime
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You drop bombs weaker than a queef through an intercom
But this Don Juan has got his long schlong on
And about to drop a bomb that’ll make Vietnam look fucking calm
Apply the lip balm bitch my dicks strong and elonged
Upon up those buttcheeks and get my dick back from where it once belonged
OOOOH this is good
OP wants a rap battle but his beat is shit and style sub par I'm gonna out wit em like Aladdin did Jafar stand back kid I wouldn't want you to get sick from my lyrical spit its contagious it made BIgge 2pac Snoop and Courageous one day maybe you can make it happen get that mic and let your lips do the flappin but you won't cause your stuck in your moms basement fappin put down the keyboard and pick up that mic but you wont because we all know and we never forget OP is always a faggot
None of you will hardly ever be famous,
You talentless fucks no one cares what youe name is,
Blame this board and all that time on the internet,
I bet you have a "studio" in your mom's basement with no instruments,
I BEAT MY DICK LIKE CHRIS BROWNS WYFFFEE
John Lennon died for this?
penis. this is a cover thread theyre just trying to steal rymes mah bois
That’s one of McCartneys songs you stupid fucking faggot
no, it was a really fat jared leto. the movie sucked but i think lennon sucked more.
The retardedness in this thread is why the real project is dead
Yea Forums ain't been the same since two thousand and ten
So user why don't you come out of your den
And pay for your sins like you paid for the doll
Under ya bed
Chicks with dicks, feet pics , all the shit you wish you could lick
It's all just shit that will never touch ya dick
Smell like shit but you can't see why you've Never been kissed
Hold up lil nigga let me give you a tip
I pull out my dick and lay it on ya face
as I call Ya a fucken disgrace To the human race
I Can't find a pace
So I decide to spray on ya face
Make Love to me user
My heart's in the right place
Don't kill yourself yet
You're making me wet
I think we could make this relationship work
If only you'd put in the work . . . .
MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGEN BIX NOOD COF BIN DUB HO MUHFUGGA
Rhyming bomb with bomb?
Boy, quit the cringe posts.
Binge roast, boutta make you toast with a slim post.
What a thread, rapper wannabe queers,
Right here's
The cringiest thread in ten years.
The internet's next eminem? Maybe.
If only he could kick the m&ms. Obese.
Im rhyming in this thread like a beast.
Dropping bomb ass rhymes like we in the middle east.
Welcome to flavor country faggot
Family Values like Bob Saget
Keep a Full House just like Urkel
Choked Carl Winslow’s black ass out till he went purple
overcome the last hurdle to fuck your mom while she’s most fertile
Fucked on pizza boxes in a sewer
Bitch gave birth to 4 turtles
I must admit that shit was sick
but nigga I a'int come from your dick
My dad was a rat and if you fuck with him
you gonna get the ninja gat rat ta tat tat
that's ya brains going splat
keep you ass out of my sewer or i'll shank you
like a kebab on a skewer
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yall bitches with stitches, I twitch on the trigger I pitchfork your colon, your insides get ripped as I inch toward victory you bondage your injuries, I reach for the sky you cry yourself to sleep
mastered all classes, master of masses, turn you to ashes without gas gadgets, got highest status, flow is bombastic, fastest in this shitfest dont try to pass me
i saw a ufo, larger then your mother camels toe
your sister a succubus, she swallows SLOW , thot u auto know
google flat earth, aborted a kid after birth,whats it worth
my name is francis
i got whangarei boys high school
i got heaps of mates
i live in whangerai
and i grew up in taupo
piew chu chu chu chu chu !
Yo yo dont rap a cracka sissy
Im back to biz you jizzy
Tell muh da n word snitch
Muh homes make you a salty bitch
Stay off da net kid
Cuz muh bbc perfectly in ya ass fit
Cracka ya aint worth shit
Ya see me on da streets head split
Yoyo whitey ya no dis shits too tough
So step back before muh homes laugh
Whitey boi ya bitches suck good
Thats right welcome to da hood
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All you faggots just don't have it
face it embrace it you've got no talent
you try so hard to spit rhymes with lyrical precision but all you got is your cock and moma dissing listen real rap comes from the heart
so put it in a poem on paper then light it on fire
with your lyrical desire Put your brain to the test
sling those verbs proverbially not pervertily
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Roses are red violets are blue
I rape little lolies and im coming for you.
I'll rape you hard and I'll rape you long
In the end you'll be begging for my dong.
yo
nigga
that's all i got OP
fuck
shit
piss
cocksucker
motherfucker
shit
piss
turd
and twat
bump