So, myself and my gf are looking for a dog to fuck her. Any tips on breeds or how to make it happen? Kiks welcome

So, myself and my gf are looking for a dog to fuck her. Any tips on breeds or how to make it happen? Kiks welcome.

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Great Danes have some biggins so idk OP, you do you

Have you had experience with them fucking?

pomeranian

Hysterical

any dog will do.
Make sure it's of age to actually fuck (around 1 or 2 years old minimum)
usually just waving her ass in front of it will do, if not, a little stroke should help it.

Is it honestly that simple?

yeah, dogs work on instinct, they see a vag of smell someone in horny, they wanna fuck

wow, did I type all that shit wrong.
I should not pull all nighters

I've always seen on videos people struggling to teach them

Yeah, never understood how people are this fucking bad at it.
Basically if the dog doesn't want to actually try, you just pull it on top of her and start stroking it, once it gets excited it'll start moving its hips, if it finds the hole, it'll continue until it's done.

Sounds like you've experienced it before with a dog and girl?

yeah, and just like I'm telling you, it's fairly easy.
Though I wouldn't try with a stray dog or a brand new dog, if the dog doesn't trust you, who knows what might happen if you try touching it there.

That's the issue. We are looking to buy an adult dog as we don't have the time or patience for a puppy...

You can try with an adult dog, but I would give it at least 2 or 3 months before you actually try.
Make sure to train the dog to feel like you mean no harm no matter where you touch it.

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That I can do. Do you think any dog over the age of 2 can be taught? Regardless of their upbringing? We're worried about getting stuck with an intact dog that won't fuck as it's been chastised for it in the past

if the dog feels friendly and looks like it wants constant hugs, usually that's a good sign

Anyone have experience the other way around?

Dog pussy is the best pussy and doggy tailholes are so fucking sexy all gaped open

How did you two come to the conclusion that she wanted the knot in her?

Do they dislike it?

Every dog I’ve fucked has loved it just be sure to use plenty of lube. Obviously the dog needs to trust you

I've had 2 past GFS that were into it and before I left my ex I asked her about it and she wasn't all that interested but after showing her videos of women going mental over dog cock she warmed up to the idea

Its copypaste bait

You're lucky. I'd like to see that in real-time

I'm lucky if it happens. 2 ex's only did licking with a family dog and a friend's dog.. no mounting. Glad I recorded it though

Pitbull

Post the vids

Nah too much face and talking. I have screenshots if you have Kik
Illegal in my country I think

where could i find videos of people going crazy over dog cock? For research.

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My ex used to have sex with her bull mastif. Fucker made her his bitch

gcipper88

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Sorry, wrong name

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zooville org

go to 8......chan, and go to the zoo

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Stories? Ever see it happen?

8ch is where I go because every site dedicated to it is no bueno
Another pop-up/malware ridden shithole?

Not that I've seen. It's the same as BF. Need an account to download but it's just a forum.

or callista su /equine / booru

That's where I go for my women taking a knot fix. It's that or pop-up ridden shit-holes

White people are just trying to figure out what sex with a black is like, since blacks are animals, it's animal on animal with them.

"My girlfriend and I. "

Also, no niggers.

porn socket used to be good.

USED to be.

Go away, /pol/. We're talking about other things

I never knew about it till it was too late. I went there once and couldn't even click something without 10 pop-ups (using adblock) popping up

>Have you had experience with them fucking?
Don't. They're so fucking awkward - just watch StrayX take one on if you don't believe me. Ungainly brutes.

Stick to a Lab or a flatcoat; don't go the Rottie meme as they'll drag her around if they tie and she won't enjoy that

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