What's the most boomer thing about you?

What's the most boomer thing about you?

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I drink monster ultra and no other monster
I'm not single
I play videogames
I only ever look to have a good time while I play and don't care about competitive


When I learned about the fucking boomer thing, I realized how fucking much that was me.

I have mostly 30 year old boomer traits. I'm 31, drive a muscle car, listen to metallica/megadeth/other 80s thrash, own my own house, have a wife and kids, wear a suit to the office, but if none of that convinces you this is how I spent my day today:

1. I hitched the trailer to my wife's SUV and drove over to my boomer dad's house
2. I got our zero turn mower loaded up on the trailer along with our trimmer and blower
3. I cut my grass and my neighbor's lawn, but I only charge her a low price for gas money to cut it because I'm a friendly neighbor.
4. Went back to my dad's house, unloaded the stuff, and cut his grass for him because I'm a good son who helps his ole' boomer dad out
5. I went home and spent the rest of the afternoon washing my car, vacuuming the interior, and then detailing it.
6. Spent the evening after dinner watching star trek and playing with my son who is 15 months old.

Oh, and I spent the prior day with my brother and a friend at the drag strip, they had a special event where jet powered drag cars were running.

I feel that there is no hope for me. I don't drink energy drinks though. In fact I don't drink anything but water and beer.

i’m excited for classic wow

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my amazing ability to vomit

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Nothing I am millennial to the core and I don't like it to be honest

I don’t listen to any modern day music

Taste, I don't like faggot boi Sora, Sans, Steve or Stalin

Despite being a fully fledged commie I refuse to believe trannies aren't mentally ill.

I don’t even know what a boomer, doomer or zoomer is. I’ve seen countless mentions of it & vids on YouTube, ik that it’s somethig to do with generations of people but for the life of me I just can’t seem to follow or keep up with it, is this something a boomer does? Also when I take massive shits my ass bleeds a little probably just a boomer thing tho

My taste in music

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i hate commies

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I collect grocery bags. So many grocery bags.

When I walk into the bank, they roll out the red carpet for me.
I don’t use my cellphone as a debit card.
I like to go glamping (instead of camping).
I don’t watch a lot of porn.
I still have a land line.
I play video games, but don’t wear a headset or talk to anyone else.

Oi fuck you fucking capitalist virgin fag

Your grandparents are boomers...
You’re likely a zoomer, like tha majority of people who use the site.
Millennials are 30 somethings.
Gen X are 40 somethings...

These idiots here call everyone older than them a boomer... I play along because I think it’s funny.

I enjoy Metallica, SOAD, Styx, and KISS.

The most boomer thing about me is that I don't really know what boomer means.

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my age

I own my own business, so I'm very economically conservative.

>sips

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>What's the most boomer thing about you?
I work for the things I own and don't cry for free shit.

>What's the most boomer thing about you?
The fact that I'm actually a boomer, I guess

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> I sometimes go inside the bank
> Have used a teller at the post office
> Have never used uber
> Have never eaten acai or drank kombucha
> One day I turned off spotify, and listened to the radio. Heard an Reo Speedwagon song that I thought was real catchy
> Don't like scooters

I'm 23.

i once had zero cal monster with sunglasses cause this meme and it was fucking awful and I couldn't finish the last third
so fucking sour

That I believe that whole boomer concept got hijacked by monter energy once they realized the usage of their drinks in meme and now its more about tricky viral marketing...

A real boomer wouldn't charge his neighbour for gas money faggot.

Hmmm, so many. I have my doctorate? I have a job? I have a family, house, boat, shit like that

Depends.. boomers never charge boomers but thy may charge all lower generation ranks / casts

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That those 0 cal monsters are unironically the best tasting sugar free energy drinks

Gen Y (millenials) are about 20 - 45 right now, gen x is 45 - 65 or so, boomers are older, gen Z is 19 and younger

I unironically and constanty drink monster zero ultra all the time, it taste fucking good, despite not being anywhere near the boomer age bracket

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Love China. How does it feel knowing that your empire is crumbling?

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I drink 2 monsters a day at work, and I work on C-130H's
Don't play much vidya anymore, occasionally play some Morrowind when I'm bored
Actually have cable TV and use it
Slowly buying more guns and worrying about how fucked extremely one sided political people are making this world
Hope you boys and girls are ready for the shit storm coming probably in September or October, not sure if 'Merica is gonna survive this one

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I cringe when I see teenagers.