Has anyone here gotten laid solely based off having a big dick? If so, share your story...

yup, all the fucking time.
Tinder/aff, etc. Anywhere pics are exchanged.

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Only on b can you find people this retarded

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You’re what 6.5”? Maybe 7? I don’t think that’s what OP has in mind. He’s talking about actual big dicks.

Same thing happened to me, not the best looking guy but one girl finds out I have a big cock end up well known for it in my area.

nope but I've ended up not having sex soley based off of my dick not being big enough

Confidence>status>personality>appearance>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>genitals . The first four obviously build off of eachother, but if you don't have those together, the dick, big or small, is never coming into play at all. Don't be an incel, kids.

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nice try to troll.
7.5 x 6

U might not understand this but the "hippy faggit" probably has personality. Unlike u

Bullshit

It's probably my personality mostly but like, yeah. I have a 21cm dick. Word spreads and internet hoes are really easy to thirst trap.

Having a big dick might get you laid on dating apps or things like that where pics are exchanged but I guarantee you that a big dick doesnt get laid nearly as much as a regular dick that belongs to a man with money.

Girls enjoy a girthy member but they really dont care about size as much as you think. Granted, if you are really small, thats an issue but in reality you'll be just fine as long as you're average or so.

Plus, guys with smaller members tend to try harder and end up having more success in getting them off.

Girls dont buy giant dildos just like they dont need big dicks

Gay guys are more weird about size than any woman, period.

I think my girl, which when we got together was very shy and not perverted at all, became a little slut after getting fucked by and sucking my big cock. Greatest feeling when she sucks my dick and gets literally dripping wet because she says it’s so big. Also it looks better inside a girls ass when it’s bigger.
Pic related

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Mine is like 7 inches and i still get women and my friends with bfs to suck it and i fuck them in the end, so i think is more of a big dick mentality than having a big dick

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>cock ring
Get rekt cuck boy

>big dick mentality
that feeling when you walk into the club and you know you have possibly the biggist dick in the whole room. At worst, in the top 3.

Why? It feels better when you cum with a cock ring.

Yeah, women can tell and get hooked, that and use pants that helps you look big

>Yeah, women can tell
yes, they can. it's a confidence that can't be feigned. it's knowing I have a few women (6s and 7s) that I can always call for next weekend if I want. But here I am talking to this woman at the club. No stress, I can take it or leave it. I don't have to be pushy, I just have to be myself and make some conversation.
Actually, I don't go to bars or clubs anymore. For getting laid, the internet is enough now.

Maybe he was cool and she was retarded.

I'm a little ashamed to say, but I have a 4 I also keep around and do a few times a year. why, cos she does anything. licks my ass for 30 minutes, sucks, sucks, sucks, and lets me pound her pussy with a vibrating egg in her ass (feels nice on the dick). She pees her dress, pees on the bed...dirty, dirty woman. All she asks for is 40 minutes of solid cock-in-the-pussy sex.

Same, but i have 2 friends for now bc 1 gotnover attached so she is in a time out (wanted to drop her bf) and the other meet a guy and is trying to make it work xD
And yeah, internet works like a charm, twitter is easy if you know how to manipulate people, tinder/happnd is still good if you are fun/fast but shitty and ig works too but in a lesser scale

Basically, if you have a big dick it's a whole-life experience that most men will never understand. It's lots of repeat sex. It's ex-gfs that with enough time-out, you can go back to strings-free. It's pure joy.
/end thread.

Lol your jealous is showing

A lot of women talk about wanting a big dick but I think they really dont know what the fuck they are on about.

Big dicks are mostly good for pictures but in general are actually quite a pain in the ass.

If a chick wants to fuck because she hears you have a big dick she is just a massive whore or a dumbass and likely both

waste of quads because his post is 100% correct.

Lol i have an average if not small dick and have had ex's come back.

Your dick isnt magic nigger.

7 in here. Basically have to have ez sex with a new chick first couple times before I can go hard, they arent used to it, too thick or too deep. But a few times and I can pound them without hurting them, ruining them for non big dicm guys in the meantime. I've had sex with about 12 women in my life time. Just gives u an idea of how many woman out there have been ruined by big dick guys

my average size dick has gotten me laid more times by me saying its only 3 inches (its not) also girth is what they want.

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I am just barely 6 inches on a good day and my count is somewhere in the 40's.

Young guys are way hung up on dick size because of porn when its literally not a big deal.

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GeTT

Exactly once.
>be 19 at a party
>everyone's drunk
>girls bitching about how it's not fair that guys can see how big their tits are but girls can't freely visually know how big dicks are
>girls (blonde identical twins, a curly haired Russian, a jew, a tall DDD giant, and a fatty) demanding dick sizes from guys involved in conversation
>answer 8in honestly
>everyone blown away
>back in the glory of biggest dick in the room
>yadda yadda convos dissolves
>party continues, more drinking
>rolling joint in back room with my homie and both of the twins
>smoke joint
>homie fucks off to the party
>twins glance at each other and head to the attached bathroom
>they're back within like 5 seconds (later find out they rock paper scissors'd)
>one leaves, me and (let's call her jessica) alone in homies bedroom
>"So were you telling the truth?"
>Yep.
>"Can I see it?"
>Sure, pull it out for me.
>Jessica undoes my pants and pulls out my dong
>immediately starts sucking it
>stop her, get up, lock door
>bend her over bedside
>flip up her skirt, she pulls down her panties
>rawdog.mov
>nut in her like an idiot
>"holy fuck you weren't lying"

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Nice coping.

I've had three girls look at my dick with my girlfriend. I'm eight inches and it looks huge.

One tried to break us up to steal me and the other three didn't care. They'd rather go fuck dudes they actually liked.

So no having a big dick doesn't mean you'll get laid. Literally being attractive is all that matters. You can be ugly as fuck with a huge dick and no bitches will talk to you.

But be very cute with a small dick and bitches will literally fight over you. I know a dude at work who's ugly as fuck and girls literally want to fight for him.

You can't understand women. It's best to just pick a hobby or something important to do in life and just jack off. Un less you want a kid then fuck man good luck.

Better pick the least crazy bitch you can find who won't try to fuck you in the first eighteen years. If they ever decide to split she WILL get the kid and FORCE YOU to pay child support and then make it where you can't see your kid but every other weekend.

That's a lot of power to give someone over you.

>OP asks about getting laid from big dick.
>every other post is a guy ranting about "muh confidence!" "Muh personality is better than a dick!"

>til graduation
>being this stupid

Yo Angelo

8 x 7.5

Word got around on campus, and quite a few wanted to try it. Due to the unusual width it usually wouldn't fit or cause a bit of bleeding...

>nut in her like an idiot

Did this come back to bite you?

7.5 girth? post

Got a pic?

Or it's porn and they're both being paid to do it.
Silly Jesus; society has been a bit of a two steps forward, one step back kind of thing over the last thousand years.

Ask your moms, or maybe you know, how she met your dad. I will guarantee, not one will say, "I heard he had a big dick!' You people's minds are corrupted by porn and the degeneracy of the left. Back in the 80s, Barbie dolls got in trouble for making young girls have negative body images. They literally forced them to make the dolls fatter so girls would stop starving themselves and becoming shutins with no confidence. You all are those little girls of today, obsessed with porn star dicks, that can 100% even be prosthetic fakes. Stop. A woman fucks the man, not the dick.

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I remember takin a 16yo’s virginity...mine as well have been a lesbian. Ended up with a 5 finger stretcher tho, not much feeling but she loves a hard fast smash so that’s fun too :/

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Wow everyone here is such a stud!!!! It's 1000% likely that all of you are telling the truth and people on a North Korean fishing forum all have larger than average penises that they regular excite top quality women with

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Hahahahha hello Eliot rodger?!!!!

Having a big dick isn't as great as one thinks. I have a dick that's a little over 6 inches in girth and after a while it's boring. At first, the girls reaction is impressed they talk about it low key to their friends which was exciting. After a while though, you just feel like a piece of meat. After a while you've heard every compliment, every type of position you already tried and things become so routine. I'm always trying to find some fun in it, sex is just boring now to me which is why I last longer in bed and causes me to have MORE people around my uni to know. Doesn't help that I'm a a darker shade too, girls fetishize me. I think now I long for something more.

Tl;dr- I feel bored having a big dick

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girls don't really care about dick size 2 much tbh
1. the clitoris is on the OUTSIDE
2. no matter how big you are it can only go in any vagina about5-6 inches.
I've never had a (serious) conversation with another girl about dick size, but I've had like 20 guys ask me what girls think about dick size, one way or another.
So,, we don't really care but guys are freaking obsessed. get over yourselves and start paying attention to our clits LOL.
(but serious)

Fuck off faggot

this

oh come on

my ex told her 2 best friends how big my dick was and they both wanted to fuck a couple of months later, after we broke up. Both asked separately and both wanted it to be a secret and have my ex not find out.

it was an interesting summer to say the least

seems 100% legit

for real having a big dick isn't all girls want, I'm pretty average around 6" but when I was at Uni I got a rep from my ex of being good in the sack in foreplay and going down on girls as well as fucking so my size never even came up in convo but i was still smashing left right and centre

>Have big dick
>Good length and girth
>Thought with this king dick sex would come easy
>Girls are impressed at first, but then...
>user, could you not go so deep
>user, this position hurts
>user, can we stop for a minute
Women think they want a big dick inside them until they actually have one inside them.
You want girth over length.
If you got a long dick, or a long thick dick, you're fucked.

my penis measures 8 inches in length and 5.5 in girth
it has not gotten me any sex, any attention from remotely attractive women, or any kind of confidence
i am 26 years old, well off, 6 feet tall, and have never even kissed a girl
you are all retards

>Has anyone here gotten laid solely based off having a big dick?
yes.
>be me
>have long and super curved dick
>6.5 inches measured with a ruler straight from base to tip
>8.5 inches measured with a band across the curve
>Have a solid 35 degree curve
>literal banana
>lose virginity to some slut at a party
>she is amazed at my curved wonder
>tells her friends about it
>fuck two of her friends shortly thereafter
>apparently the super curve feels really good
>everything went better than expected.
I used to be super fucking self-conscious about it, but everything turned out allright in the end.

You dont know how to fuck, thats the problem. Tons of position to go as hard as possible without going all the way in. If you're hitting her cervix you're just bad at it

Your bragging about twelve?! Shit, I've had twelve broads pass me off to their friend.

1. Nobody cares what you want. The world does not exist to cater to your every desire.
2. You overvalue your vagina. We’d just as soon jam it up your ass. It’s tighter and makes you wimpier and cry, which adds to the fun.
3. Your clit does nothing for us & is unnecessary.

The other virgins in this thread think having a biggish dick gets you laid.

...and don’t realize that you actually need to be getting laid for anyone to see that you have a big dick in the first place.

I have been naked in locker rooms with male friends
they have all seen my larger penis
everyone knows I have a larger penis
it just doesn't matter

Truth

This is a still from a gif on this site.

Virgin here, thanks for the heads up. I too have a super curve with those dimensions.

Fuck off nigger

Only while at school where girls would gossip way more.
Not sure it was ever the sole cause for getting laid except with a single girl who liked to watch me suck myself.

>male friends saw my dick
>didn’t make a point of talking about my dick to girls
>y no poosay come running

Niggawat

>Has anyone here gotten laid solely based off having a big dick?
Not me, but my roommate did.

>His dick is over 8 in
>At a party someone saw magnum condoms in his bag so word got out
>He was in a relationship at the time, the girl he was with confirmed
>FF 2 years he's single
>A girl who was at said party comes over to our place with a 6 pack
>She literally says,"I want to see this thing I've been hearing so much about."
>They fuck

Yup. I fucked about 10 girls solely because word got around

Pic for proof, it's a bit over 10 inches

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Yes from me fucking my girl

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>be me
>24 yr old virgin
>Got laid after a halloween party with a friend of a room mate
>date her for a month
>got dumped
>got drunk with room mate
>she's into me
>how? she wasn't before
>we sleep together
>next morning
>she says: my friend was right you have a big dick
>never slept with her again, too bad
>didn't matter, had sex

>guys can see how big their tits are but girls can't freely visually know how big dicks

and we can't see how loose/tight their pussy is, what's her point? fuck women are stupid

...

Additionally, I would add that there are a lot of guys who prefer small breasts; so them being easily view-able is in no way a deterrent to potential mates.
98% of girls dont want a guy with a small dick.
Most dont care as long as its at least around average, but once it gets too under average in size it unfortunately does make a difference.

>sperging out because some drunk girl wants dick
lol

I’ve got a 7” dick (like 6.5 when I jerk off too much) but it’s not like my gf only cares about that. I’m 6 feet and much bigger than her in every way, she loves when I hold her down and choke her, the big dick is more of a bonus. Sex is much more than just dick size, it’s literally an act of domination, which girls love to be.

Lemme see that D and your girl

>thinking about other dudes' dicks this much
feels bad :(

Why do you gay faggots always make threads like this comparing your dicks

True but...
Girls get curious especially young ones or the ones that dont have a lot of sexual experience. A surprising amount of woman do care about dick size.

My big dick moment
>house party at a friend's place
>see cute girl that is the embodiment of all my turn ons
>flirt with her, make her laugh we talk as if we knew each other for ages
>dance, holding her from behind my hands on her hips and i have a raging erection
>she notices and keeps on grinding
>we sit down in a dimly lit place with others and she keeps caressing my dick under the fabric
>leans and whispers that its huge, she wants me To take it out.
>dance again she acts more slutty
>we go in the guest room and fuck like rabbits
>at first she was begging me To go slow then she was taking it all in
>loud as fuck and at times had to stop because I though i was hurting her
>she was wild and enjoying it
>we keep seeing each other, she always tells me how much she loves my dick and she misses it everytime she is away from me.

Simply having a biggus dickus is not enough To get you laid...

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Guessing this is asking about getting with girls, but as a gay dude... yes, it's helped for sure.

my cousin and a couple of friends were just talking about this in front of me a couple days ago

she dated a guy for a couple months that she HATED but had a big dick so she stuck around for the rod

the other girls all laughed and agreed that had/would do the same

so yes, having a big dick will get you a mountain of pussy, no matter how big of a piece of shit you are

RIP Bianca,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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This is wholesome

This is the truth. Y’all need to get some lesbian friends to teach y’all out to eat pussy and how to hit that g spot

Good luck getting laid faggot

>definitely you

Post your webms in this thread, please

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That guys face "dam that pussy never gonna be the same"

A few times, best time was when my sister and cousin heard about me through girls at school. They made me show them, my sister was shocked and acted grossed out but I could tell it turned her on.

My cousin later that night woke me up and begged for my dick which I happily obliged.

Well of course friend! Do you doubt the truthfulness of our associate's stories?

What foul evil has infiltrated your mind to think someone would lie on the internet!!

>bragging about fucking a 3/10

>Pic for proof, it's a bit over 10 inches
there's no ruler, there's no proof

>Girls don't buy giant dildos
The average dildo sold is 8" long, the average girth is 6" around. Go Google dildo sales statistics. You are objectively incorrect.

Bitches want to bottom out, always have and always will. If you can hit them in the cervix you're getting either a second date, or her friends will hear about it and, if you have even a little game, you'll get it up them too before long. If you're smaller than 6 it's unlikely you will be laughed out of the room, because the average is around 5.7", but a dick below 7" is never going to get you paid by its size alone.

>because the average is around 5.7"
the avg is 5" tard

Average depth of a vagina is 3.7 inches

So "hitting her cervix" is irrelevant, because damn near everybody can reach the back of most vaginas.

>girls don't really care about dick size 2 much tbh
>1. the clitoris is on the OUTSIDE
Clitoral stimulation is not the entire game and many girls prefer to reach vaginal orgasm.
>2. no matter how big you are it can only go in any vagina about5-6 inches.
Literally never has this been true. If you can't fit 7 inches you have vaginismus or just don't get turned on enough. The vaginal canal is flexible.
>I've never had a (serious) conversation with another girl about dick size, but I've had like 20 guys ask me what girls think about dick size, one way or another.
My partner has had multiple conversations with her girlfriends about my penis.
>So,, we don't really care but guys are freaking obsessed. get over yourselves and start paying attention to our clits LOL.
The aforementioned conversations have resulted in seven different threesomes. Their clits are not ever my focus. Every single one has achieved vaginal orgasm.
>(but serious)
(Tits or gtfo, you know the rules whore)

Doing it wrong. Dildo sales tell us that most women want at least 8".

How would they know you had a big dick? Are you showing your dick to ranom women hoping that just seeing a penis is enough to make them have sex with you? What type of crazy ass women are you seeking out? If this has worked for anyone ever I'm calling it sexual harrassment. That or prostitution. But I am interested in everyone's OC erotica so I'll stick around.

Several times I've fucked girls simply because I had hooked up with one of their friends and they told them I had the biggest dick they have ever seen. Feels good man

I like this post because its woke

>Average depth of a vagina
Unaroused. Aroused it distends.

Nigga they buy 8" or more almost 70% of the time. Go Google the statistics. They want big. This is a fact.

Unfortunately I can relate fully to that. I'm a real short horn too, word gets out fast. I can't even consider getting pussy in my realm of possibilities any more.

They all use you for the money in the end.

Incorrect. 5.7" according to a study by people who literally stand to gain from accurately knowing the average, condom companies, whose production runs rely on knowing the right numbers.

>Incorrect. 5.7" according to a study by people who literally stand to gain from accurately knowing the average, condom companies, whose production runs rely on knowing the right numbers.
Larping idiot

>How would they know you had a big dick?
The main way of getting laid because of having a big dick is that some chick heard about your dick from some other girl who actually has seen it. Women are very curious and jealous creatures.
I would imagine word-of-mouth to be WAY more effective than sending a bunch of dick pics to random chicks on the internet and hope they want to fuck you.

Sorry buddy your 5.5 inch pocket isn't above average anymore

Its nice having one but hitting their cervix a few times will cure them of that.

>never fucked a woman at a party

>5.5 inch pocket isn't above average anymore
It's 7, but 5in is avg you dumb nigger

Nice. Got any pics of her? Was her pussy dripping wet?

And anal? Only 3 out of 25+ women have offered me that, that other ones I did needed a lot of coaxing and finger work/toys to get them in the mood for it.

Blowjobs are merely OK but I dont get a lot from one

my now-ex used to cheat on her then-bf with me and she was creaming all over my 7x5 which is a bit above avg but lets be real no one call that "big" exactly. so when we hooked up she told me that her bf had a 9in cock that was "this thick" as she was showing three of her fingers raised. I asked her "then why the fuck did you come to me??" and she simply told me that he never made her cum. he would go through the motions and then cum and it was over so she had to finish herself off every single time.
tl;dr - it's the motion of the ocean over the size of the ship, for real. stop thinking about the size of your cock and learn how to use what you have. I'm out

>Telling people things that are in studies is larping
You are too new to know what larping is, newfag.

fake and gay. kill yourself nigger

Sounds hot. Got a pic of her?

No it isn't retarded newfag:
>As the custom-fit condom company, Global Protection Corp., pressed the F.D.A. and industry standards associations for changes, a key priority was smaller sizes, said the company’s president, Davin Wedel. Until recently, standard condoms had to be at least 6.69 inches long, but studies find the average erect penis is roughly an inch shorter.
www.nytimes.com/2017/10/12/health/condoms-penis-size.amp.html

>>studies find the average erect penis is roughly an inch shorter.
kys

Lurking for one day and repeating insults does not an oldfag make.

No u

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I have, few... Women tell their friends and gossip lot. If you got big dick and/or your can satisfy your woman word will go around sooner or later. I could get most of my exes back if I'd want to, some of them only for aforementioned reasons. Then there's many who want to see and experience you personally. I'm quite nice guy and treat my women right. I would like to think that women liked me because who I am, not because I can thoroughly satisfy their hunger for cock... And yeah, another downside is that in the beginning they like it and you get lots and good sex. In the long run they can't take it as often as you like it without complications. So... If you're relationship orientated guy you're pretty much fucked. If you like to have short term fuckbuddies then it's a blessing. Unfortunately I prefer solid relationship, mutual respect and all that shit... My present wife is best so far but even with her there's some problems.

>her there's some problems.
like?

Fucked a broad. Word spread that I had a nice dick, next thing her friends wanted to fuck. Profit.

Cope

Tits or gtfo

By checking the charts on the internet.
Then measuring yourself

My first serious girlfriend in high school was a friend who liked to flirt and who was honestly a bit of a cocktease for a long time but never seemed to actually want to date me. We planned a going away party for a mutual friend was moving away/ transferring schools. At the end of the night after partying and drinking, most people had already left and we were laying on the trampoline in her backyard looking at the stars. She was snuggled up to me kind of nuzzling my neck and having a mostly whispered conversation about nothing. At some point her hand ended up brushing against my erection through my shorts and she kind of giggled and asked if I was enjoying the party. We started kissing and she wrapped her fingers around me, squeezing up and down my length and when she broke off the kiss she said "jesus, you're huge", which was an exaggeration for sure, but I'm comfortably above average in length and girth. I honestly think that was the night that flipped a switch in her brain from "guy friend I like to tease and flirt with" to "guy I am going to date and fuck".
Other than that I had a longterm girlfriend from the end of high school into college who was a cheerleader and gossiped with her friends and teammates about our sex life and my size, which was obvious when some of the less subtle ones would drunkenly sit on my lap or rub up against me. One even approached me once at a party, because I guess my girlfriend had participated with some of her teammates in a discussion about anal sex and how she kind of liked it but kind of struggled because of my size. And this girl drunkenly told me all about how it was no wonder my stuck up, up tight girlfriend couldn't take me up the ass and how her "back door pussy" could definitely accommodate me. I was more grossed out by her, than turned on and honestly thought her referring to her ass like that was hilariously and ridiculously over the top.

What's the proper way to measure

So basically only size queens could handle it? That sucks

Time to Roll, faggots.

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I got laid once for having a small dick.

Group of friends were out having drinks, and someone started talking about how they could tell how big someone's dick was without seeing it.
They went around the room, and when they came to me they said "7 inches"
I just laughed and said nope. I have a small penor. I had a few too many by then.
Later, when the crowd thinned, she asked how big it was, so I shrugged and replied "4 inches"
I didn't care who knew. They laughed and didn't believe me, but I wasn't going to get it out to prove anything.
Until she and I were alone, and she asked again. She wanted me to prove it.
I still said no, until she said. "If you get out your dick, and it measures 4 inches hard, I'll fuck you right here."

She had never measured a dick before. She had no clue what 7 inches looked like, let alone 4.
Doesn't matter, had sex. She was hot.

I got an 'oo' when I pulled it out, that probably lead to a few more bases.
Still had to step up to the plate somehow.
2 girls wanted it then could take handle it.
1 whore took it with a smile.
The other played up the oooo big man game during an over the pants HJ, then robbed me when we got to the sex part.
I just feel sorry for my penis being so autistically misguided.