Mike Tyson is coming to a place near me. Do you think I should ask him boxing secrets or anything to the sort?

Dubs and you slap his ass

Ok. I didn't reply at first but that sounds like Emily Wright's beastiality. The fuck outta here with this nasty ass bitch faggot.

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That's the thing people are faggots and it's been done.

He's probably old now to get boxing from him.

Oh, then just fucking work your whole body out, shadow box a shit ton
Pretty much dedicate most of your time to it, see it as some kind of videogame where any skill you put time on gains you XP and unlocls new perks for said skill
It ain’t gonna happen overnight so just invest your time wisely on which aspects you want to get overly good and try to get good at everything else
Versatility breeds virtuosity

Maybe he will respond with hit the bag but he was very disciplined in his training under Italian American legends. You'd be surprised how small details can teach you how to dig in someone's ribs KO more or exponentially increase your defense.

When you train muay thai at a high level, it's like you're an amateur and have no hands. I find it more common to ask Canelo but those are Tyson's hands I covet as a boxer and as fight IQ.

I might. I've been to these kind of events before i don't have a lot of time.

It really isn't the same as training under someone or meeting people that fight a certain way. Anyone who has MMA dvds knows that. It's like the gracie video correspondence blue belt.

You have to meet people in person.

I mean, broaden your field of knowledge as much as possible
Also i forgot to mention that Mike was always on cocaine iin most matches he had and even admitted to it in an interview that one of his friends would always smuggle a fake plastic dick filled with piss that Mike would use for tests before fights
Look it up
It wouldn’t surprise me that a good portion of his success had to do with his fiery temperament mixed with being under the influence of coke
At this point you’re on your own and would better make the most of your time
Even if you have to cut unnecessary bullshit out of your life to dedicate most of your energy on it and go full autistic

That's what I thought. Be black and on cocaine. Fighting like that will get you knocked out. In Spanish we have a saying called maña which is a learned behavior. You learn that with ring experience and it's possible to be taught. Might not be able to put it into words.

Makes me think on his day people viewed a lot of tape and that's why he was extremely disciplined in his defense. The impregnable defense and footwork. You just don't throw punches like Mike Tyson. A boxer with good hits that sound like thuds and gunshots. Not mike Tyson. That's muscle baby and an Italian devil teaching him some captain America shit.

It's like when you have a Mexican cook Italian

It ain't gonna be black or Italian.

There's a lot of defense and discipline before those land. The highest level strikers don't just uppercut. What evil and malice do i need to be taught to land those? At least being a Mexican boxer you learn evil and malice to fight and scrap on the street.

The cheat code might just be certain head movements. Think of jose aldo.

I wasn’t trying to downplay his abilities
Just trying to make a point that blow did fucking come into play
Have you even looked up the video interview where he talks/admit it?

>cute cat pic in OP
>innocent, random-ass question

Such a nice thread for 201X Yea Forums.
Have a bump, my dude.

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Ask him what its like to be a nigger AND retarded.