Rekt thread

I guess you nurture every little fucking rat you find in your house back to health too user?

No, but is that an excuse to betray an animal's trust just for fucking shits and giggles? I don't think so.

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can't tell if dead or knocked out

"At the end of time...
a moment will come
when just one man remains.
Then the moment will pass.
The man will be gone.
There will be nothing to show
that we were ever here,
but stardust."

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That's some fast acting nerve gas.

justice webms are my favorite

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You're welcome

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WHYTE POWER

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how old are you?

Lmao

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You have COMPLETELY misunderstood the idea of Yea Forums. Yea Forums is not "hey guys take a look at this funny link ha ha." Yea Forums is not Facebook's whiteknighting. Yea Forums is not Reddit, Tumblr or 9gag.com. Yea Forums is a place for people to be monsters. Disturbing, cold, heedless monsters that they really are. Tsunami kills people in Asia and we laugh. Psychotic emo fulfills her sick desires with her cat and we laugh. A man rapes his grandchildren, we laugh and demand more. Suicide, foul play, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape and unfounded wrath- we laugh.

We are cruel; we do not forgive; we do not forget; we are the real face of the internet.

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Is this dude smelling his own damn shoe?

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Fucking unit holy shit

I really do not understand how is possible this world can have people so disgusting like you, I don't see the benefits of posting something like this. I am imagining how disgusting and empty is you miserable life

WE ARE user A MOOSE

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Careful now

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Should have duc....nevermind

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Easy there, summerfag.

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>summerfag
whoah you know the lingo now you think you're all oldfag and shit?

An arrow?

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yep

dafuck is happening here

>We
you have never had a right to use that word.
you will always be just you

Yes

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no, it's summer, and you're a fag

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Vx Nerve gas

summer's almost over user, just relax, you can go back to jacking it to clothed asian girls soon enough

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I like this Corey dude

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he picked the wrong guy to rob. the guy distracted him with easy loot to pick up

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well, that's one way to do it

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Yeap... We're all 13 y/o edgelords here.

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holy shit, bigfoot, is that you?

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why would I stop that because of summer?

that's metal as fuck

You underestimate the internet’s love of cats. Post some third worlder and their kid getting smashed by a truck and we’re good. But don’t. Fucking. Hurt. A. Cat. We can and will find and fuck you up if you do, it’s happened before.

All the kids browsing /b will see you, mate.

Assholes fucked my thread with all the kid and animal shit. Fuck you ravenous monsters. May Satan take you with him swiftly.

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Storieeeeee?

What in the hell is that?

fuken lost

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dinner,

Heathen from the bottomless abyss. Stick to anything but kids and animals you shitstain fucking nigger lover

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Coming from the fucking retard who fell for a stale copypasta.

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t. zoomer faggot whos dad left so nobody cares that he watches garbage on the internet

... said the lone sociopath, I'm not saying this place is filled with well adjusted people, but most people here are just weirdos looking for other weirdos to communicate with.

Get help.

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He's not alone, there are still quite a few of us oldfags still here since you easily offended wankers turned up.

We don't need help to become like you, you came here to be more like us, if you didn't then leave, this is Yea Forums not fucking ribbit.

this is a copypasta, right? i dont come to Yea Forums very often.

gawddamnit niggers are such cancer that shit isnt even funny

be a summerfag all you want but do NOT fuck with kitties.

there's a reason we have posts where we thank our kitties.

you're a caveman and a faggot -967

Audio? What caused this

I love the mountains.
I love the rolling hills.
I love the flowers.
I love the daffodils.
I love the fireside.
When all the lights are low.
Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah.
Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah.
Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah.
Boom dee ah dah. Boom dee ah dah.
I love the ocean
I love the open sea
I love the forest
I love the bumblebees
I love the stars above
When night turns into day
Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee
Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom
I love the sunshine
I love the butterflies
I love the windblow
I love the river flow
I love the city lights
When the moon is high
Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom
Boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom-dee-a-da, boom
I love…

poor animals such cruel people.... thats with the kids i understand... kids are fucking annoying

Autism.

Nope.

i shoot cats.

Lmfao did she for real just use her child as a weapon???

Cats are a pest and shouldn't be allowed outside.

I shoot the rotten cunts every opportunity I get

That literally only happened one time with Dusty over a decade ago. Yea Forums hasn't given a fuck about cats in forever.

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what kind of dog is that

Doggo dont want to save doggo, doggo want the holy stick

This is the opposite of a summerfag, you fucking pussies have diluted Yea Forums to the same insipid shit you came from, don't blame us when you say you don't like who was already here.

Alcohol most likely.

Hahahahahahaha

Fat cunt wasn't expecting that

me too, I drop them in my furnace, I must have killed about 40 by now.

>Imagine the smell

>china

One of the best feelings

Memphis?

This happened near my house in Luton England, get the video withouot the number plates blurred out.
European cars that you don't get in fatcuntland don't drive through Memphis.

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He's American you muppet.

Chinese train has european script down the side?

You're a dumb faggot.

faggot

Am black, but i don't like bullies so kudos to the white girl for standing up for herself

wtf is wrong with you

Holy fucking bas3d

what did I just see?

came

Dr.Light owns a jewelry shop

You spin me right round baby, right round...

backstory, please.

That's actually hot

Aerial Ace

Then please don't vote

Was that somebody's bra or?

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I live bundles of sticks for making a fire, make up your own fucking language you retarded fuckwit.

I love happy endings.

It was a bird.

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> islam

you're full of shit

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Except it's fake. Go utilize a toothbrush you fucking limey.

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damn it khaleesi

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It's funny when a dolphin does it.
When I do it, its a court case.

Over here where it really happened it made the local news, fake as your meemaw's tits, teeth and school diploma.

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You're missing the point of that picture of Trump, he's giving the retards posting it the finger.

Happy ending again!

The rules work differently for attractive men than they do for you, user.

motherfucker!
I'm here to see shit get rekt! Not to melt my heart!

Stop Roasting me, It's only Monday.

Scared the fuck out of me.

What do you guys make of these pussies? I've been on here so long I can't imagine anyone being effected by seeing any kind of gore

youtube.com/watch?v=bDnjiNCtFk4

It happened in madrid, spain.

I'm sure at this point some compagny will want to do some marketing and keep machines running

newfag alert WEE WOO WEE WOO
what are you fucking 12?

holy shit you two thats waaaay too far

Show me a news article. You can't because it's fucking fake.

Rekt is an instrument to understanding your own mortality. Mostly funny being unexpected outcomes, or superiority complex because of obvious outcomes. You are faggot. You are not we. Be productive, become rekt fodder.

Wrong thread. It's reck, not YLYL.

The train was built in China you retard

I think I have this. It's a parasite.

Oh god

nah, it really isn't, it's a random image board. nice meme though

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It's okay, user. Only five more years to go. You can do this, I believe in you.

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New Evangelion live action looks sweet

That's great. If it were me tho I would have opened the other car's passenger door and fucked it up as I drove off.

rekt isnt just gore and people getting their ass beat, its just people getting rekt retard

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save the cheerleader, save the world

cow legs fuck yes

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That was the most summerfag newb response I've ever seen

The new season of Stranger Things looks dope

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>x
>d

>newb
ok user

sniff, sniff

brown recluse

>this is Yea Forums not fucking ribbit
reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/8efkba/you_have_completely_misunderstood_b/

Fuck yeaa

A punch like that can kill a man. You see how hard that nigger hit his head on the concrete?

WTF

Totally overkill. You just rekt two guys in a way they'll never forget. Why scratch your own car just to fuck with theirs.

Then again it would make for an extra rekt video so...

That's stunning

dogs have stronger bonds with each other than niggers.

Exactly. It reminds us of our fragility

5? He'll get a constitutional amendment so he can stick around 13 more years. The world needs this man.

dude fuck you this is sick

wrong thread
it's rekt, not YLYL

The finger pointing had nothing to do with it. It feels so wonderfully pleasing to be pointed at in a confrontational manner. It came out of nowhere -_-

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What a beautiful culture. I have become enriched just by watching this.

Culturally enriching people in a city near you.

Fuck yeah!

Meanwhile some lady filming the incident while giving no fucks except to post this to instagram or whatever.

Thousands of intellectual development leading up to this point. Thousands of years of wear and tear on human compassion.

Why? Cats are pests, autistic and disgusting.

Faggots over-reaching by bringing race into the equation. The two bitches were fighting because that fat cunt was jealous. You two beta-fags are not any closer to fucking the SKINNY/hot bitch because of this. Fags.

Ha, HONK!

I had my money on the black lady. Good on the white lady for her excellent fighting skills.

Thank you user i needed some positivity

gravybased

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It's a gay nigger dog.

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What a fucking cunt

Justice is sweet. Plus he didn't endanger anyone worth anything too by going point blank. Kudos!

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>When Nature calls, the Devil saves, and God wins.

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Do you even know where you are???

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fucking ninjas

go be a pussy about being pointed at on another planet you dork

Rekt and YLYL can have crossovers.

>reddit spacing

Obvious/10

I wouldn't know, I don't go to reddit so I don't know how they post.

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get out fag
Yea Forums is not the place for you

Look at this dude tryi g to use force to save friend. Unfortunatly low ammounf of midichlorians

>punch
it was an elbow even worse

it became self aware

Is that the same guy who KO’s the two cunts catcalling his girl in the tunnel in that one vid? Same style, white hat and black clothes, same punch

what a faggot

go back to fucking reddit, faggot. you forget where you are.

every human would have crouched down and cried for help and died sobbing and bawling like a baby. deer's a fucking trooper.

Game over thing's going to be 'it', going to do a massive schoolshooting discord.com\uzAtczX
ZlhN

Fucking chinese. Life aint worth shit there.

Don't fuck with Becky

> we do not forgive
> we do not forget
easy there summerfag

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Fucking new fag.

This.

Straight for the tuna

fucking retards. It's just a bloody possum, no need to hit it or run around panicking. All it needs is for one person to just firmly pick it up and pull it off her. Not that fucking difficult

trumptard started talking shit about this guys mexican girlfriend

then easily subdued as per usual

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"why would anybody need a gun?"

while fake and somewhat homosexual, it is still worthy of a slight exhale

amazing!

I know this is bait but rule zero was always for limp wristed faggots.

niggers tongue my anus

Retards beleive this is real. Buncha children on here.

pawn shop

Dat be one dead nigga.
And dead nigga be best kind of nigga.

thread over board
good job cucks

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seriously what is it with chinks and not helping people who are clearly dying

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why help each other when you're already suffering from over population?

Its a moose you fuckin idiot

Bird. Happened to Fabio also

Niggers be niggin'

moose can be batshit ruthless, I'm glad the fucker died.

>we are the real face of the internet.
holy shit you must feel embarrassed when you realize the edginess of your post when you grow up

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Lol thats not a possum

are you retarded or?

Probably a girl's shoe.

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Nah fuck you cunt killing animals and shit is for pussies it fucking child's play compared to human stuff

That's not a fucking moose

You sound like a new fag.

have you tortured an animal, user?

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it happened in spain, but not in madrid, it happened up in the northwest

fuck of lib

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you have got to be kidding me

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_brushtail_possum

suuuuuuure you do

probably because deers can't just help eachother when they're bleeding out. meanwhile we have paramedics. that's why we cry for help.

Cringe.Yea Forums is that whore in the corner we use to let our frustations out.It serves no real purpose.

> Thinking Yea Forums loves anything that isn't a trap
Thats were you fail user.

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But you are not me.

/b hates you just like the rest of the entire planet, he-ma'am.
Just kys and follow the path of your kin.

this belongs in a ylyl thread

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Based.

nice trips

The actual answer is they can get sued, and just for helping. It's cheaper for them to just mind their own business.

Also, overpopulation.

>Made by Bethesda

Fucking nerve gas

we're back to rekt nao

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My gf does that when I stay out drinking.

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damn, emo boy has an arm

>Not changing the filename to SoLongGayBowzee.webm

user, I am disappoint.

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well one, retard. It's a moose.
two, the moose has no idea what the fuck just happened. Don't mistake ignorance/stupidity with bravery

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Fucking looked like aoving pinata with all the brown people swinging sticks like Mexicans

ouch.

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Woman ended up in jail and the kids went with the father after all if I recall correctly.

Near the end, when that infant stares up at the mother, knowing it can't do anything, and betrayed by someone they're supposed to love, and possibly knowing death is near, that fucking face legit haunts me.

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That face of sheer fear at the end with the strangling. It's a chilling one.

Kek
This culture is slowly spreading in France

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>showsover.gif

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Cuts too soon. The nigger fucks her up

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So edgy and kewl

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That's mostly very good. Batty goes down like champ. But Fightmans headlock is placed so that he won't choke for real in the beginning, and then he doesn't hold it nearly long enough for an air-choke. And not nearly good enough for a blood choke. And only a blood choke gets you in 4 seconds.

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>Fightman
fucking kek

That's where the idea came from, yes. But we aren't allowed to harvest humans legally, so we make it look like a fun party activity, to lessen the badness.

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Because of this, there's videos of Chinese people testing the floor or walking on the edges of the panel to avoid that.

what a majestic fucking beast dude.

O V E R Join this discord to hear it live without delay discord.com\uzAtczX
Go to the twitch: LalaShooter89
I will try a hit on this stupid fucking mall, this niggers !!!@12wnZ!@
Record the stream please so it wont go forever

i sure do love me some mixed fuck

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That's how Fabio died.

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