Secrets on a Sunday. Tell me your secrets, and I'll bug you to greentext the pervy stuff people can jerk off to

> put air in her bike tire
So that's what they're calling nowadays

I did a lot of really fucked stuff with a friend when we were... basically 12-16.

we are still together. we live together, she just finished junior year college. we have a basset hound.

Does the hound see more action than incels?

Penetrated my passed out drunk sister

okay yeah just dont explain i guess

Cum in her? Anal or vag?

i rubbed my dick against my sleeping friends feet

I stabbed a man in Mesquite for a Klondike bar

I love my wife, but chubby/slampig/BBW threads made me curious about fucking a fatty. I fucked a Taiwanese landwhale (spoiler, the sex sucked). My wife knows and tries to tease details out of me.

I use these threads to train an AI that makes up stories. You can really get down to the nitty gritty of what people think is bad, and what they come up with. There's literally a slider for "taboo"

Hahaha. Fair. We were both boys, and did a lot on webcam for some random woman on msn.
He tied me up with a gamecube controller and put it in my ass.
He peed in my ass after cumming in me.
We fucked in a lot of back alleys.

Well as soon as I thrusted into her I started to cum. I freaked out and ran out holding my dick in a fist.
That feeling of warmth and the whole experience was too much to handle

I'm a wannabe sissy, i finally gave in to my urges and bought a dildo at the mall today, i felt so naughty buying it in public i rushed to the bathroom to play with it

Do you just hang your head and cry every time that whistle blows?

You better be young. What did you use for lube?

The point of fucking a fat girl is to do all your fucked up desires to her.

I'm an 8 years married (to a female) closeted homosexual, AMA

Used Vaseline for lube

Fucked my best friend´s sister while she was passed out, after years of desiring her and fapping i got a chance

How often you cheat on your wife?

She's the homo or you?

Never did, God fucking damn do i want to

I'm the homo.

You have any dildos?
Ever fuck a guy?
Have any other fetishes besides being gay

I got a 15 year old for the night for my birthday when I was in my early 20's. I did... basically every fucked up thing you can imagine.

Let me know if there's anything specific you want to hear about.

It started with some face fucking, then I fucked her for a while, then I flipped her over and kept fucking her, switched to her asshole for a while, came in her ass, then took her to the shower and pissed on her then made her rim me for a while, then I fucked her with the conditioner bottle while I fucked her ass, had her piss on me, watched her shit, and then I fucked her a few more times throughout the night.

I haven't done anything gay in my life except jacking to porn, lived in a Christian part of the country so i didn't find anyone.

Where? Also whore, sex trafficking or friend...?

And also getting crushes and shit, some touching I really enjoyed.

Friend of a friend who needed drug money.

The kid was needing the money or the parent?

I am Qanon.

Well, today I caught my friend jacking off but didn't stop him. We jacked off together and talked about what makes us hot. He wants to be my bitch now. I think this is going to be fun.

The kid did. Sorry I was unclear lol.

I was living with a couple at the time, (She was 21, he was 19), who were drug dealers. She was still friends with a bunch of high schoolers, who she sold weed to (And I thinked those two fucked half the high school). One of the girls owed her a few hundred books, I offered her the money for the night.

You gonna dress him up in girly clothes and fuck him in the ass? Piss on him?

I was thinking I'd strap a leash and collar on him and make him suck my cock. I'd have him stop a bit before getting me off, though, then fuck him. I don't think he'd sissy up very well, but I can at least bend him over the couch. I likely will claw and bite him as well as he likes pain. I bet seeing a hickey from me will leave him embarrassed all week which will only make things hotter.

Yea Forums is full of larping lurking lazy leotard soyboy bots who have their pubic hair in nots and is 100% controlled, just like bitchute, disqus , liveleak, jewtube, and discord.

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body type/what did she look like? was that it?

When my nephew stays with me I let him shower with me and my gf

my daughter has a fat ass and i like staring at it.

she has big tits too but i can ignore them. something about her ass that i just can't.

You should stretch his asshole out and fist him.

Have you ever performed the marital act with your wife? Are you able to perform?

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Post some?

Disturbingly similar to her, but she wasn't clean shaven, and slightly bigger tits.

I kept her in drugs for a couple years actually, that was just my first time.

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I fucked her maybe 10 times, every time was more disappointing than the last.

I think he hasn't done the gay thing before so his ass is going to be tight. I bet he's daydreamed it a bunch, though. Fisting isn't going to be in the cards for awhile.

He seemed really embarrassed about it all until I told him it was OK. Having me take out my cock seemed to put him at ease. Once we started talking he got really excited. It was almost cute.

i convinced me girlfriend to hook up with my roommate and he thinks he’s doing it behind my back

Yeah, but he may have been practicing ;)

I'm... gonna try and do something similar with a buddy of mine. I want him to dom me and do all sorts of fucked up things to me.

Why?

Reposting story since I don't think I'll ever do a greentext.

I got handjobs, anal penetration, and a few blowjobs from my younger sister when I was a teen.

>be me, extremely horny and a sexual degenerate 14 year old that jerked off multiple times a day
>have a sister at the time, 11
>I developed some strange fetishes, one was incest so I wasn't opposed to doing that stuff

>convinced her to bend over for me so i can grab her ass, and jerk off to it
>convinced her to give me handjobs and finish me many times while she was naked
>thighfucked her
>i accidentally came in her ass, also first and only time i penetrated

>stopped when I was 16 and she was 13

DId you watch her pee or anything?

because he has a huge cock

How did you and the little lady meet? Did you ask her out? What drew you together in the first place?

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no, wasnt really into that

any pics of her now?

He give it to her up the ass?
He get to ride bareback?
Any creampies?

Well... Fair enough. I know I'm a bit of a fetish freak lol

That is true. Next time I talk to him I'll have to ask if he has been using any toys. Maybe I can grab some butt plugs and make him wear one around for me?

Go for it! It's great finding someone who is into what you are into. Even better when it's someone you already get along with. Hope yours turns out as nicely as mine is, if not better.

it started as sexting and she’s only blown him so far but i’m hoping for more

Yeah! What kind of fetishes do you have?

What was the most depraved thing you did to her over the years?

just in case, i wont share any pics of her. but i will answer any questions
same here, heavily into incest

How old?
Ever seen her naked?

Would you?

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Any grooming or just for convenience?

>be me
>start dating at start of year
>start dating 4 women at the same time
>its like spinning plates on a stick
>trying to keep them all spinning before they fall and break
>this morning two of them both happen to be on vacation at the same time(this week) text me
>one had a "dream" she was fucking me and was reaaally horny
>other had a dream I got her pregnant ???
>other wants ramen tomorrow
>other wants to do mini golf tomorrow
>new egyptian girl wants to hang out too soon

How do I abort them all and just find a wife

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Ever recreate the situation with another woman?
Still enjoy girls that age?
Ever fuck any cousins?

We met at a youth camp back in the day, we were sorta friends, we lived near eachother and we hung out occasionally, then we started dating, we moved in together, i hoped maybe I'll become sexually attracted to her, but no I didn't. I married her out of pressure to not be married in such a Christian place, sorta regret it, getting a divorce would be stupid as well.

not yet, it would be one hell of a dream come true though. and i do, dated a 13 year old a bit ago.
not yet on that one too.

She go by "Em" by chance? I know a girl who followed almost the exact same path.

Well, besides the obvious, I enjoy objectification, pet play, servitude in general, some moderate force, begging, food play, blood play, frotting, edging, uniforms, and ownership marks. As a bonus: he's a bear cub. I fucking love bears.

What about you?

What did you do with the new girl? Any interest in boys?

And I fuck my cousin every family reunion. Shit's cash, yo. Started when she was like six.

old enough to be curvy little goddess

of fucking course, she's my kid lol. but recently? not a lot. enough to know she does a decent job hiding how absolutely stacked she's getting.

Nah man, I'm from eastern Europe. Don't know her

this is dating now. we are fucked.

Bondage, getting whipped, caned, paddled, just hurt in general, getting fisted, being pissed on and in, some enema play, and diapers.

Ahh, so you're of a masochist? Nothing wrong with that.

Well, fair. Your wife must help her with hiding her well endowment.

You enjoy all little girls, or just your daughter?

Shit yo, I find it funny that so many women end up in the same situation.

Yeah. Huge masochist, mild pedophile, huge hebephile.

With a gay guy? I only know of myself being in that predicament

Yeah, I know of two other cases where it happened because of religious pressures.

Do you think she is perturbed by the lack of intimacy between you? Are you convinced of her heterosexuality?

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Well, fuck religion, i became an atheist recently, thank God.

Anal and ass to mouth.

I use a teen dating app to get shit from younger girls by just being blunt and asking to have fun on snap. Also have met with a few to from it.

Yeah. Except mormonism, the mormon girls were always the most fucked up.

Im sure she's heterosexual, already asked her a few times, she doesn't seem to bothered about the fact we don't do sexy time that often, i do cuddle with her because i see her as very dear to me, so i guess that's that.

I once rode muffins professionally.

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How young? And girls pissing?

Then she's cheating on you. You should talk to her about opening up your marriage so you can both take a mile of cock, or share some bi boys ;)

I usually prefer them a little older, especially when going silver. He's into older guys, too, and is about seven years younger than I am. It's weird being the older guy! Weird but oddly flattering.

That said, masochists are fun. I kept one for awhile until he had to move away due to work. It was fun while it lasted. He loved being burned, stabbed with needles, and for me to sew thread into his skin.

everything short of anal, i was one hell of a manipulator but it was hot as fuck. not much interest in boys.
and holy shit, now that is also hot as fuck

Your wife didn't find it odd you were asking if she was heterosexual? Did she ask you back?

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I'm too scared to do it, i also extremely doubt she's seeing other guys, she doesn't go out much.

Oh boy! Yeah! That sounds like fun!

Yup, she asked me and I said i was hetero as well, she found it odd but i was curious so she shrugged it off.

i only did pussy, the rush was too much that i didnt endure long

13-17. Fucked a 15, 14 and 17 year old, and have a 15 year old im meeting thsi week. Am 22 myself. And no stop asking about pissing lol

that she does. i'm somewhat thankful. lol

i've always liked younger girls (my wife was 20 when she had our daughter) but my daughter looks anything but young. maybe in the face. lol last doctors visit she was wearing an F cup and even that looked snug. she's got some hormonal issues that have made her get very curvy out of nowhere.

Damn, sucks you didn't get any anal out of the new girl. Did you wear any protection?

Yeah, our first time was when I was ten. We were in a fifth wheel playing go fish or some other card game, and then we went up to the bed to have a nap and I started picking her up and throwing her above my head with my hand between her legs. After a few tosses I just pulled her panties down and went down on her until I was hard and then fucked her... for about three pumps before cumming lol

And also she's fairly religious, I doubt she'd even let me propose a threesome, let alone me fucking a guy.

no, condoms feel awful, always have been for me.
now i wish i was you in that situation

Damn. Ever find crossdressers on there?
Ever meet up with them more than once?

Well, that sucks and is also awesome at the same time lol

>was 17
>dated 13 year old

Yeah! Fuck condoms! Bareback everywhere!

Yeah, over the years we've done all sorts of things.

Couple years ago we went for a walk to a nearby playground at like 2 or 3 am, and fucked on the table, and she pissed down the slide for me. I've fucked her with wine bottles, she's fucked me with a strapon a few times. She's a kinky little slut.

we definitely share the same interests.
went to a park and it was cold, so nobody else was there and my ex (13) was rubbing me through my pants while i fingered her. also fucked her in the same park at a hidden spot.

Nice! Was she on any birth control or was it a gamble everytime you fucked?

nope, parents wouldnt let her at such an age.
there was only one time where i was close, but i pulled out. other times, just made her suck me or rub me until i cum on her

Damn, that's why anal is so nice. Don't have to worry about getting her preggo.

No crossdressers, and a few ive kept in touch. Some i lie about my age, some i dont, and pretend that i didn't realize the app was for kids, then they want me to stay. Also the app is Spotafriend

I had great sex for the first time in a long time yesterday but it wasnt with my wife. I finally cheated on her after years of boring sex with a much younger woman. Almost ten years younger. In the back of my car at a public park.

Cool. I'm gonna have to find it. Ever find any particular adventuresome girls that just send you boob pics randomly?

lucky bastard, i tried to push anal with her really bad, but she wouldnt budge

Only things that suck are her being a moody hormonal mess. That and when the poor kid gets her period her stomach puffs up like she's several months pregnant. i personally think she looks cute all comfy in her sweatpants and sports bra with her stomach all round but she gets so self conscious about it.

she's on some meds now but they've made her put on weight. she's just barely thick but it all goes to her tits and ass. fucking unreal to see her go from this twiggy little thing that barely needs a bra to having E cups in 11 months if that

Pics?

Yeah. I didn't really give my cousin an option the first time we did anal. She was 8 or 9 and I'd taken her out for a bike ride and to go swimming at a beach. So I took her out for a ride, and we pulled off into the trees. I kissed her for a bit, lots of tongue action, stripped her bottoms off and we had sex for a bit.

Then I used the sunscreen as lube and started iwth my finger, but quickly worked my way to my cock in her ass. Came hard and fast, then I took her swimming while my cum leaked out of her.

Sneak any pics?

Yup, just compliment and be blunt about having "fun" with em and see the results. Its 50/50 but ay

so hot man, definitely would've wanted a foursome

how do you find these girls? looking for advice

How often do you get to fuck one?
What's the youngest you've ever got pics of?
Ever analize or creampie one?

Yeah. I always thought she'd look good with a cock in each hole.

same with my ex

lost my v card to a hebephile and accidentally fell in love. oops.

Lmao i cheated on my husband of five years on friday with an older man.

App called Spotafriend, my copy/paste line is "I'll be blunt, you're cute as fuck and damn fine. You possibly down to snap and have fun?" and then its 50/50.

Sounds like a story.

No pics saved of em, i delete and redownload the app a ton, mostly out of guilt then boredom

I have a crazy desire to fuck this 13 year old girl I know. I'm 32.

Ever get surprised by a girl being awfully forward?

So do it

Yup tons of times, proof btw

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Well damn, thx for the info op

i was about 14 when he messaged me the usual "you're pretty cute yada yada yada" and after a few months we decided to meet up. long story short, we were fnb for about 2.5-3 months before he said he was bored of me

fuck me, that's crazy. Which you get more often, black girls or white girls?
And are teh chubby ones easier to get nudes from?

I fucking wish dude. I have too much to risk though

Do you regret fucking an older guy so young?

White is easier, and yes wayy easier, but younger is also super easy. Just compliment em and act snarky with em, dont be a dick

can you post any steamy conversations? no pictures obviously

Both but more grooming I guess. He is a very sheltered kid, I'm just trying to change his skewed views of reality when it comes to nudity and basic human sexuality. There is nothing physical, just him seeing a naked girl up close.

Sister when they are anal my larp. He doesn’t gay and younger uncle. Believe we dick at funeral.

This is just off this thread, it takes a lot more to get anything near cohesive though.

not at all, hebes are the best. i'd fuck him all night if i could. i just wish i was less of a brat

Just redownloaded the app today and got one girl up for this week like mentioned before, but i never talk on the app long, usually move it to snap asap. Better results for pics/ft imo. For ones that dont use snap use the app tho, but beware catfishers. Just reverse image search

How young do they get on the app? That's crazy.

When I was 25 I had a 14 year old girlfriend (in secret obviously). That was a lot of fun haha

You want him to fuck your woman?

Some get on around 8-9 but app only "allows" 13-17 for the young chat but app age goes up to 18-19 chat too. Just put your age at 17 and pretend you didnt set it at that, or lie

It’s a start I guess

One day I’ll be fapping to its greentexts

Any wins from them?

I was wondering the same thing, as somebody who married a closet lesbo

Also forgot to mention, the app devs literally do not do shit. Ive used this for 3 years on and off and they dont ban a ton, just dont have any nudes in your prof pics and dont fake your email. If you do look old af tho you might not have a shot since there is a verify option to sign up (take a pic with 2--4 fingers up)
If you get banned just reset to a new account

Yes as mentioned before

this is about six months ago. she was skinnier but it gives you an idea. :)

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can you show us your profile? maybe hide your pictures obviously

You like the 8-9ers too?

Is it possible to set a profile pic that isn't you? I have a wife so I don't want to put my face out there picking up hebe girls

My bio says "gimme a reason to delete this" and its just 2 pics of me. Not sending a example since it's literally just that lol

That's a fine ass.

Nah, 12 and up. Want em petit but firm

Nah

WELL NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING TO F=GWT OFF MY CHEST I LOVE BIG POO POOS BIG STINKY POO POOS ESPECUALLY ON MY FACE DRIPPING DOWN SMELLING LIKE STINKY WET ROTTEN GARBAGE AND FILTH I BELEIVE JESUS WOULD WANT US AS HUMANS AS HIS CREATION TO EAT POOPOS IN FACT GENISIS 7:17 SAYS GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SAID WE SHOULD EAT LOT OF STINKY SQUISHY SLIMY YUMMY YUM YUM POOPIES I DO NOT WANT TO GO AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD SO I WILL START EATING MY POOPIES AS WELL AS THE POOPIES OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I JUST NEED TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE POOPIED PANTS IF YOU LOVE GOD MAKE SURE YOU EAT PLENTY OF POOPIES

You want to fuck him?

I took a dump in the girls bathroom sink. I had followed a girl in and was jerking it next to the stall with her peeing. I had to poop really bad though so I took a dump in the sink while the hot girl was coming out of the restroom. She saw me with my pants down and me pooping with a hard dick. So embarrassing

No idea, you could try, worst case scenario it doesnt get you in. Just make an email for it if anything

Fair. I've always thought 12 was getting a little too old.

MY VAGINA IS ITCHY AMD HAS CREAMY CHEESE INSIDE GUYS EW ITS ALL WHITE AND YELLOW AND STINKY LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE UUUUU I JUST FARTED AND SOME OF THE CREAM SQUIRTED OUT INTO MY CATS FACE HMMM LET ME TASTE IT YUCK TASTE LIKE ROTTEN CRAB MEAT SO DISGUSTING EW IT ITCHES SO BAD DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN INFECTION? CLUMPS OF IT ARE LEAKING OUT NOW

want to talk outside of here?

No but I'll leave my options open

11 is the sweetspot for me

Nah i get ya, only into girls for it, and want em good enough to fuck proficiently

I pulled an awful prank today, and I dont think anyone knows it was me.

> In class, community college sucks
> Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus
> Have to shit
> Go to bathroom
> Push out a big long turd
> Turd looks like a black cock
> I get a funny idea
> Grab turd and stuff it in bag
> Back in class, sitting at desk
> Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see
> Yell “Jamarcus, I think your dick fell off!”
> Nobody laughs
> People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling “wtf”
> No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it
> I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out over my poop

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What you got in mind?

You like little boys?

maybe wickr? only if we have things to talk about i guess

My fiancee just kicked me out because I didn’t poo toilet

I really love 8-11, and 12-15 that haven't quite hit puberty yet for girls, and boys that are just hitting puberty.

Ah. Yeah, I like them young, smooth and not quite developed yet. If I fuck 'em, I'll fuck 'em in their ass.

Also side story btw, purposely popped my one condom for fucking the one 14 year old girl the last time i saw her. She wanted to end it and well yup. She knew my first name only and that was it so who knows what happened to her. Havent seen her on the app since tho for my new accounts. Literally was an impulsive choice so who knows if she's pregnant or not

so i have a gf, should i use the app? is there a way to turn off location?

Fucking nice! Do you hope you got her pregnant?

Ever thought about kidnapping a teen and raising your own fuck toys.

Young, smooth and underdeveloped. Perfect. Youngest girl I've fucked is 14 but I'd like to fuck younger.

i agree, dated a thicc 13 yo, best decision of my life. even used her after i got a different gf. she was obsessed with me

tips on how to seduce an older guy?

>who knows if she's pregnant or not
you're a terrible person. my best friend's sister got pregnant at 14 by some dude twice her age and her parents made her keep it. she was like 5' tall and 90 lbs, you would not believe the size this poor kid ballooned to. she looked so miserable every time i saw her.

You can change your location on the app itself. Like you can say your from Oklahoma for example and voila.

Ehhh not really did it for the thrill, and nah, not tryna be rapey about it. Just grooming em and profiting. These girls are insecure you gotta realize that. They downloaded a tinder alt to meet other teens/possibly adults to make friends primarily or fuck around with. Some of the hotter ones are popular in their schools but are insecure on emotions too. Just be mature and youre in the clear. They love honesty. Youll have a ton of "fuck off creep" or "nah i dont do that" but you just gotta keep searching

Youngest I got was a 6yo when I was 10.

My girlfriend wears nothing when she gets her period. No tampons, pads, cups. Not even underwear.

She gets blood everywhere. My car, bedding, chairs etc have all been ruined and had to be replaced. She stained everything she puts her cooch on, but doesn’t want to replace them. Has chairs around her house that have brown stains on them. I’m embarrassed when my friends have to ride in her car and ask “did someone poop on your seat?” and she corrects them and says it’s period blood and theirs nothing to be ashamed of.

Anyways, i ended up having to replace my expensive gaming chair last month cause she sat on it when i told her not too. Well cue this week i find out she's on her period. So i bubble wrap EVERYTHING I OWN. However when she enters my apartment with her bloody dripping white leggings she notices my bubble wrap scheme and freaks out. She’s offended and asks why i would humiliate her like that, asked if i was ashamed of her for being a woman. Before I could say anything she left. She’s now demanding an apology.

Cum in her? Anal?

Ehh i agree and im the one who did it.

Send pics of your tits and pussy.

100% man I wish I had more time with her but some things got in the way. It's been like 5 years now. She had some great tits for a 14 year old and was super fun to hook up with.

im flat chested, will it work?

>fuck religion, I’m an atheist now
>thanks god

Yup

jesus christ

one time my daughter got her period while she was napping on the couch in her underwear. it looked like a crime scene and i almost vomited.

Ensuring you won't tell anyone and taking the lead to initiate sexting etc. If you would like to practice, add me on kik abrasumente69

Regardless of how old you are, if you came on strong and started sexting with me I'd fuck your brains out.

sounds good. Also, i recommend Yubo.
none, but she did send me a lot of videos of her putting her hairbrush in her ass, nutted to those so many times
god yes, same here. my ex has the best tits for her age. came so many times to her

Hello, my name’s Chris Hansen and were doing a show for Dateline NBC, have you heard of Dateline before?

Absolutely it would work on me

Howd you get yubo wins, its just a video app

yeh its pretty disgusting. Her period smells so bad too. I don't think she showers when she's on her period.

nah, its not. the "lives" are a feature, but not the main part. the main part is the swiping and matching, similar to tinder. you can dm them and all that too

The original reason she cited for free bleeding is that she’s environmentally conscious and doesn't want to use wasteful products like pads and tampons that would end up in a landfill. Now, she’s taken to even more extreme measures to be environmentally conscious. First she stopped flushing the toilet when she shits. Literally her toilet no longer works because it’s so full of shit, so she just shits in a trash bag. She literally screams at me when i flush the toilet at my place so i have to wait for her to leave before i can flush turds down.
The 2nd thing she has done is stopped wiping after she takes a shit. She constantly smells like ass like disgusting. And now ALL of her clothes are stained not just her period clothes. She wears a lot of white and no underwear so her pants alway have a brown stinky stain on the back.

I can’t say anything no matter how gentle or she’ll scream at me.

god, I've nutted a million times to some vids of girls fucking themselves with hairbrushes. Watching those hairless cunts spread around the brush is perfection.

Two nights ago my wife (35) and I took our 3 kids to Olive Garden. Some background, our youngest, Jacsin, is 7 years old. We decided to continue breastfeeding him till he’s 8, as well as diapering him. It’s just too difficult to potty train and much healthier to breast feed. I did the same for the older two kids (11m and 15f).

Anyways, while we were dining. Jacsin did a big poop in his diaper. After 10 minutes of him screaming about his butt being mushy, the poop started to stink really bad. I realized I had to change it. However, the bathroom was too far from the table. Honestly, the restaurant should have bathroom closer to our table. My wife and I have talked about suing the restaurant because of this.

I couldn’t change Jacsin at our table, because we didn’t want to mess up our food. So, plan C it was. I approached the neighboring table of two dining couples. I said excuse me and plopped Jacsin on table, accidentally knocking over a few glasses.

I proceeded to change Jacsin’s diaper and accidentally spilled some creamy clumps of poop into the customers pasta dishes. Instead of being understanding of my dilema, the couples started to scream. I hushed them and told them to be more compassionate. Suddenly, Jacsin, with diaper down, started squirting and spewing diarrhea all over the couples’ , their food and their table. All of them got it in their mouths.

They immediately called for the manager while I quickly sat Jacsin back down at our table. Once the manager approached us, he told us to leave the restaurant. I told him no, this is a restaurant and families are welcome too. I was so angry that I threatened to never come back.

Luckily, the manager let us stay. He ended up kicking couples out because he didn’t want to loose our business. Honestly, I was so mad at the couples I tipped 18 cents on a $75 meal.

I love those videos, sharpies too.

When we got home, Jacsin when straight to his room and started crying. He was embarrassed that he pooped on those people. I told him he did nothing wrong and that those people were really mean. Now he won't talk to me.

I would kill to fuck a nice girl like that. Hebephilia for the win.

especially when its a tight 13 year old's asshole

I also once catfished a girl I know irl on IG who is 13 and got some nice wins. That was a good day and fap session.

My father used to be a god-fearing man. A true muslim who diligently followed the Koran and set a good example for his family. However, after the car crash, things haven’t been the same. My mother tells us he had a brain injury that completely altered his personality. He no longer goes to mosque or prays to Allah. Now all he does is… poopies.

He’s OBSESSED with poopy. Always singing “POOPY POOPY POOPY” and pooping turds everywhere and throwing his poopies around. Me and my sister spend hours cleaning up his poopy turds only for him to come back and fling his butt around to squeeze out more poopies while screaming “PPOOOOOOOOPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!”

Will things ever change? Will he still go to heaven? My mom says we have to accept him for who he is now. I pray to Allah every day asking him to bring my father back. I don’t want anymore poopies.

i'll keep that in mind

added

yeah i can always tell when she's on her period because she smells like fishy metal. my wife i can't tell unless she tells me or i'm all up in her cooch.

My dad used to not be mormon but is now mormon again. Ever since he became mormon I'm mad at him. He needs not to be that. He calls me after work once a week. Why. He misses my mom because she died. I wish he would stop hurting my family. He doesn’t care. He was ok when he wasn’t Mormon but now he’s not good. He has two cars because he’s selfish. Because of this I try not to celebrate Christmas with my kids but he always insist on sending presents. When I was 13 he told me Santa wasn’t real.

He wants to help me move. No thanks. I’m allergic to his cat. I can’t go to his house. He also eats a lot of head cheese and it disgusting! Also I think it gave me diarrhea. Thats right DIARRHEA!!! He didn’t care that I had diarrhea.

I accidentally got a DUI. He was mad and wouldn’t help me. Now he’s mormon again. I’m so confused right now. My wife wants to leave me. My dad wants to help me thru the divorce but i don’t want anything to do with him I know it’s his fault. He asked me about the cat. I told him what cat but he was talking about his cat.

I’m sorry I just don’t know what to do right now.

8-13, boy or girl, it's all amazing!

Yes! Especially when they put a sharpie in each hole.

i've only been with one hebe, but he was the best

i agree, love talking about this stuff. the sister incest greentext was mine

my bf's smells a lot like fish, well it usually smells like fish anyways

what do you think is the right thing OP? i reflect on being right by prayer

gf not bf lol

Did things with my sister after she got dropped off drunk at the house

Yeah! It's so nice. I wish it was legal and easier to find!

lesbian is not shunned in the bible

I think the right thing is the thing that brings me to orgasm.

tell that to him

i'd just like to talk about it and share fantasies

only thing close to as gross as that (I had to throw out the couch cushions) was the time we cleaned up our daughters room after she went to school and her bed had a fucking massive mess she left behind from masturbating. was still a crusty ass toy and a shit ton of what i can only assume was her squirting or pissing on her sheets. fishy white-yellow splatter all over. never have kids.

Just talk to me. Success.

Tell me more

When I was 15 I used to livestream myself on chaturbate almost daily when I showered and late at night. (Im male)

I'm better than that now. Sometimes Inam temped to do it again but I'm strong.

Kik?

My gf taught my niece how to shave her own pussy

Add me too, Ddawson39

You degenerate filth. All you pedos need to meet Chris Hansen

i may

Ddawson39

wtf? are they close in age?

Even Jesus loved all the little children of the world. If we can't follow our Savior as a guide for our own lives then humanity is truly doomed.

I used to like watersporta until my friend peed herself and I cleaned it up thinking it was water

Traumatizing experience

I mean, I transitioned and stayed with her, so is it still kosher?

im having a threesome right now with a zero year old

Maybe you should stop being a pussy whipped faggot and dump that disgusting whore so she gets the picture

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fucked my gf knowing her friends sister is watching us

I used to experience normal sexual attraction to other people, but now Ive degenerated to the point where I can only get turned on by my sister
Have stolen her panties and bras for fap sessions, feel like im in too deep

Gf 19, niece 11. Niece doesn't have anyone else to teach her that sort of thing

Details

no u dont

Did you clean it up with your tongue or something?

If Jesus molested children he’s as bad as any of you freaks. There’s nothing cool about destroying a child’s life, and when you get repeatedly raped in prison for being a pedo who couldn’t control his shameful desires just remember that one dude on Yea Forums tried to warn you

I'm not worried, they won't take me alive

Sweet.

Paper towel

Why was it traumatizing?

>>RRREEEEE
>>Im jealous you get all the sweet little girl pussy
>>Seething

otterium

you're gonna have to work for it though,

It was gross and it all hapoened so fast and it was shocking

Its not that big of a deal now that I think about, but for 24 hours it made me shiver thinking about it

I dont think she knows I know

Yeah it's not rocket science but help from someone with such knowledge experience makes it easier. Aftercare is also important

we'll see

>feel like im in too deep

only when you’re too deep into her

I'm catfishing a female (as another female) and she thinks I'm a guy and has started to really like me.

use to do this when my cousin slept over

Get rid of her. She is mentally unhealthy. Also physically unhealthy.

lmao

this is why my sister makes me wear the pp cage :| it’s better this way

be careful what you wish for

What's the app?

I used to be cool and calm, just like some Valium in my mom’s palm... but then I got sober

Game over thing's going to be 'it', going to do a massive schoolshooting discord.com\uzAtczX
bOBO