Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

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Reported for being a future mass murderer

t. soy

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Lmaooooo you wish it was a larp you fucking loser might as well just kill yourself

you first, LARPer

I'm a 5'2ft tall Indian balding janitor and I fuck Megan Fox everyday

Nice LARP summerfag now gtfo my board

Must suck to know that youll forever be a icel fag boy jerking off to traps hahahah

Whatta wizard

nice bait

I look nothing like that, have none of those qualities, and I've fucked 3 girls and had the opportunity to fuck at least 3 more, but didn't.

@19 years-old

You can get laid just with someone less hot incel

>projectecting this hard

Not only are you a LARPer but you are also a humongous faggot, kys

Nice LARP summerfag now gtfo my board

Lol you keep telling yourself that and I'm going to go home and fuck my gf after i get done with work in 20 minutes
Fucking neet lolol

It's funny because I'm convinced you've yet to touch a single girl throughout your entire miserable life; you fat fuck.

My biggest fear about having kids is that one of them will turn out like this. Look at the defeat on that dad's face...

>deflecting this hard
The truth is hard to confront isn't it?

The politically correct term is Custodian-American, shit lord.

Stay mad virgin lmao :joy::rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:

I'm average as shit and I've fucked 50+. I have a hot neighbor coming over tonight while my gf is at work

What I don't get is why you enjoy making yourself miserable with this bullshit, OP. Only someone intentionally deluding themselves could believe this. And for the record... Pushing 40, make about $30k/year because I'm a fucking loser, don't look remotely like that guy and definitely don't have his body, still get laid.

Sure is fucking summer in here

Nice LARP summerfags now gtfo my board

I can prove you wrong
>pic related

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>jUsT bE a FaMoUs CeLeBrItY bR0

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yeet

>Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort.

>Doesn't look exactly like this guy
>Wasn't 6'5f tall
>Wasn't making 7 figures

ITT: Sad loser is sad, wants others to be sad losers too

it's hard to be a good dad and when you don't you pay the price

Being in a relationship or married to gold digging whores does not count you fucking soylent twat, they are still long-term escorts.

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Who hurt you, user?

ill triple it i'll triple it just send nudes

>all women are gold diggings whores

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Damn it I'm only 6'3" never getting laid oh well.

They are if your not attractive, retard

Why do you think women only support other women unconditionally ?
Why do you think so many women have tried to do it with another woman at least once in their teens?
That's right motherfucker, they're attracted to women but know that only men make money. Why do you think they're fighting so hard for the "gender pay gap" ?

Nice spelling retard

Kek

Nope, just stating facts.

Here's an idea: stop calling them whores and don't call their genitals roasties and maybe one of them with touch your baby-dick for you. Or continue acting like a spoiled child who wants his candy and die a fucking loser.

You seemed inclined to the latter, but I have faith in you, user.

dad?

>JuSt Be A nIcEgUy Br0

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Damn I guess all of us Asians are going extinct.

I mean dude, if there's nothing you can do, honestly...
Just stop lamenting and kill yourself already

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Thats ok op, i don't need to get laid, cuz i get fucked by the government daily.

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you first summerfag

Yeah, I knew I should have told you to an hero.
Sent to quickly

You virgins really have to get new material. Yawn.

>huehue look at me using old maymays I discovered on Knowyourmeme huehue

kys

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just here, to say shitty bait op, youll get them next time.

>Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD, you will NEVER get laid without an escort. Prove me wrong, you stupid fucking faggots.
>>protip; you LITERALLY can't

I can.

Just look how many people who ain't alpha or rich. Do the math bro.

Look how many dad's today who don't look alpha. Just look at you dad bro.

Reproduction is something we as a beings do even if we look like shit and make little to no cash. The only exclusion to this would be a few males with diagnosed illness who never leaves the basement and are basically man-childs.

FAKE NEWS KYS

I'm 6'3" and don't want to be any taller.

Nice LARP summerfag now gtfo my board