What do you do when your girlfriend is a nudist and you have 3 male roommates?
My girlfriend moved in with me last night. She is a nudist. Her parents are both nudists and she was raised to think of the naked body as natural and not sexual. I tried to tell her not to go walking around nude in front of our roommates and she smirked at me and then immediately walked out into the living room, pulled her dress over her head revealing a completely nude body and sat down on the couch between two of them.
She just looked at me and said, "What? I gotta be me. Might as well get this over with."
She then proceeded to tell my roommates that she is a nudist and started talking about her childhood and eventually said that they should expect to see her walking around without any cloths on. My roommates were very, very supportive. They were smiling ear to ear. then started teasing me, telling me that I shouldn't act so possessive and talking about how I should be more accepting of who she is. It was all tongue and cheek and she laughed. I faked laugh, but underneath I was really mad.
We sat around and talked for a few hours, drinking beer and smoking weed as we discussed our new living situation. Specifically, what it was going to be like having a girl in the house living with us. She kept getting up and going to the kitchen to get beers for us. When she did that, all three of my roommates just stared at her body as she walked into the kitchen and back, practically drooling and she seemed to like their attention. It really bothered me.
I eventually just went back into our bedroom and left them there. They were just straight up flirting with her and I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know how I feel about this now that she's living here.
first user, shit move to not show us her tits. beyond that, I had for YEARS rented a three bedroom two bath place near a university. At first I rented to dudes, and then one moved out and we got a girl... then the other dude moved out and we got a second girl... from then on, I was hooked! I lived with ONLY women from then on and would lie my ASS off about how old I was taking full advantage of how young I looked. I turned "30" I think 5 or 6 times in the ten years I pulled this bullshit off. Anyways, taught me the most I ever could have hoped about women in the process... not quite a "brother" but certainly not a "boyfriend" either... I was just the person that happened to live nearby them. What I learned... 1) bitches be crazah 2) after the initial piercing of their nakedness has been shown, it ain't no big thing. 3) they like having a roommate/backup for days they feel less than sexy to watch movies with. Heh... got side tracked, sorry user. You and your deal? Yeah, you fucked yourself hard. Choices are limited, dump the bitch. Move out on your own. Charge the other roommates a premium for the increased decorations being put to use in the house. That's all I got... good luck... and once again, where the hell are these bitches tits! This is /b for fuck's sake!
Bentley Evans
This is a good thread. It was also a good thread the last 30 times I've seen it. Thanks for posting.
Luke Campbell
See if she is accepting of taking a dump onher chest and if not throw her out. Because right now you're being shit on and she should feel the same.
>I tried to tell her not to go walking around nude in front of our roommates and she smirked at me and then immediately walked out into the living room >she smirked at me >then immediately disobeyed me oho boy, can't wait to see OP's gf get triple teamed
Kayden Morgan
We know it's fake, but honestly if you're the one fucking her, then you would clearly be the alpha in this living situation. Your roomates are basically just jerking it in the corner.
Nicholas Mitchell
Your gf is a slut. It doesn't matter if she doesn't sexualize a naked body, she knows your roommates are sexualizing hers and that it bothers you. Dump her ass and get new roommates/move because they're shitty too.
Evan Thompson
>not quite a "brother" but certainly not a "boyfriend" either
I know this is fake as balls but I wish my gf would do this
Brandon Thompson
Dump her and kick her out you pathetic faggot, she won't respect you until you show her she doesn't really mean shit to you and she needs you more than you need her. God you're so fucking stupid you deserve to be cucked if you let this shit go on.
Asher Morgan
Jesus Christ, this copy pasta is older than my dead grandma!
Caleb Torres
You didn’t make this. I made it 6 years ago.
Evan Scott
so what happend? you dump her or are you married now lol
William Hill
(You)
Justin Hall
It was just a little creative writing I came up with when I was bored. Thread 404'd in like 4 minutes when I posted it.
Wyatt Brown
Game over thing's going to be 'it', going to do a massive schoolshooting discord.com\uzAtczX mMJJ
Evan Scott
nice copy pasta
Cameron Campbell
She's just an attention whore those are literally the worst. Break up before you start getting kind splitting headaches about the shit she's done that you're not aware of or does
YA KNOW WHAT YA DO, OP? YOU CRY. YOU FUCKING BITCH AND MOAN TO A BUNCH OF PSUEDOTHERAPIST FAGGOTS AT 11PM ON A SUNDAY NIGHT then you neck yourself Cx
Connor Williams
Pretty much this. You're not going to change someone who has been indoctrinated their whole life into thinking a certain way. She will 100% end up fucking one of your roommates at some point.
Camden Russell
Game over thing's going to be 'it', going to do a massive schoolshooting discord.com\uzAtczX DxlE
Jaxson Perry
Your gf obvs don’t give a fuck about you and you can’t blame your roommates for staring at her, fuck sakes would you not look at a naked chick’s body? All this nudist crap aside, if she’d have a bit of consideration towards you, she’d atleast keep herself clothed around you and your friends and get naked as soon as nobody’s around Also, that smirking part when you told her about you being uncomfortable about this? And she went sitting between your friends and shit?
This is only gonna go downhill from there so you might just dump her right there and then cause otherwise it’ll build up to be worse and you’ll be a hella way more pissed and possibly maybe have some other stuff happen If you break up with her, your roommates might give you shit/guilt trip you about it and it’ll just get uncomfortable so i dunno what to tell you
If it was me, i’d just dump her without going into details except something along the lines of >look babe, i had a great time with you all these years but this is it, i think we should go our separate ways And i’d also move out But that’s just me
Leo Sanders
Come back when you have a good cuckold story
Evan Stewart
People who put peanut butter in the fridge are subhuman
Cameron Bailey
>nudist >wearing socks Pick one faggot
Parker Russell
I don't get it either but my wife demands the same thing of ours. Fucking weird.
Henry Robinson
She might've been taught to view her body as a nonsexual thing but it sure seems like she wants that gangbang D. Sounds like she sees plenty of sexuality in her "natural" state.
John Butler
How come she has a tanline? She doesn't sunbathe in the nude? Most pics please.
William Murphy
Stale copy pasta
Sage
Michael Brooks
are people seriously responding to this made-up bullshit or are they just playing along?
David Phillips
Obvious bait is usually the best way to get (You)s. Everyone wants to show off their internet street cred. >You can't fool me, I'm an internet veteran
David Thomas
thanks i hate it
Justin Lee
get it over with and just murder her and your roomates
Liam Gomez
Look, if I had a friend who had a nudist GF.I wouldn't do anything with her, but just because the body isn't sexual, doesn't mean you should just flaunt it around like a whore.
If your BF isn't happy with you being nude around others, then don't.Be nude with them, she's a cunt, break up with her.
Liam White
Also, your room-mates looking is normal.You'd look as well, it's shocking to see, and a reaction is literally human behavior.Her parent's are retarded pedos.
William Lee
Suck all your roommates dicks so that they don't want to fuck her anymore
