How do I get my neighbour to fuck me?

how do I get my neighbour to fuck me?

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Ask?

Yes but I don't want them thinking im their twink toy they can fuck anytime they want to...

How often do you talk/hangout? Gonna need some background info op.

But you are.

Lol Never, I know that if I asked them, they would expect me to become their play twink toy bitch for them to fuck in the ass until I died

Just tell them to keep you alive.

That's a pretty heavy assumption, thinking he's both gay and finds you attractive.

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I don't see the problem here. That's where a slut boy like you belongs.

also post ass

Right? if I knew that kind of person was living right next door I'd go over all the time to smash and dip. OP doesn't wanna be treated like a fuck toy, but they are a fuck toy.

>tell him your girlfriend wants him to fuck her in the ass
>thing is she wants to do it anonymously like a slut with him blindfolded
>her behind plywood board with glory hole
>lead him into your house blindfolded, tell “her” to get in place behind board
>except you go behind board, get fucked in ass
Works every time

This.

Post ass + timestamp or you're a larping faggot.

fuckin rite

Call her 9083918413 jeffina

So you know this and you still want to ask? Maybe you do want it, you just don’t want the label that comes with it.

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Yes That's what im talking about man

I don't wanna be labled a twink looking for sex

Send her a bunch of dick pics dude. That's how I get girls. Sometimes it works

lol I tried, the guy dosent like dick pics

Stop feeding this larping fat guy.

Ass + timestamp or larping faggot.

Lol Do u want me to make a new thread?

just keep trying. The worst is he blocks you

Fuck you I aint larping this is me I'm fucking sexy af and get girls all the time by sending them dick pics show sftu

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