Stupid shames and donut stories

Stupid shames and donut stories

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Fucked my best friend for years as teenagers, still best mates and my fiance' has no idea. I told her that I gave him a bj when I was 13, and she thought it was hot, but I think if she knew the actual extent she wouldn't be cool with it.

Chubby/fat/BBW/slampig threads here got me curious about fucking a whale (my wife is skinny). I fucked a Taiwanese landwhale - turned out the sex sucks. My wife knows I fucked the whale and tries to tease details out of me.

>Volunteering at fancy museum gala
>No pay but we get lunch and credit hours
>Lunch is a soda, bag of chips and these delicious half sandwiches
>We eat on our breaks while we're setting up
>Me and a couple others, including "Victoria", are working the bar.
>About halfway through the night, "Mike" comes from the back and tells us there are plenty of sandwiches left and we can get a second one
>I get a chance to go to the office where the fridge is and grab a sandwich
>sogood.jpg
>Want another. And there are so many left.
>I hatch an evil/brilliant(?) plan
>Go to the bathroom
>Try to get some toilet paper to stick to the bottom of my shoe like in the movies, but it doesn't work
>Plan intensifies
>I go to the stall and wipe a tiny sliver of poo on my index finger. Very small, subtle.
>I got back to the office and grab another sandwich
>Take it to the bar and say to Victoria,"
>"You'd think these high society types would learn how to flush the toilet.'
>Making it clear I went to the bathroom before telling her I got her second sandwich. I hand it out to her, subtly displaying my finger.
>She says no thanks, I can have it.
>Scarf it, overjoyed
>At the end of the night, there are plenty of sandwiches left. I get a third one.
>My scheme was unnecessary

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I wish I could have a poly M(Me/M)F relationship.

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What do you mean? You, one man, and one woman? What are you?

I've been sending my gf's nudes to her dad for the past year

Why? To taunt him, sexually?

Not really a secret but I don't have anywhere else to talk about it. I told a friend I've had for years that I was in love with her and I'm pretty sure I ruined our friendship. She's known I've liked her and we were really close but I'm not sure how things can be fixed now. She replied once after I said it and I doubt there is anything I can do to fix it.

I wish my daughters boyfriend was this respectful.

Ah, been there. She said we could still be friends, but then stopped hanging out.

>You, one man, and one woman?
Yeah.
>What are you?
A man.

I'm not going to message her till she says something. I have a bad habit of fucking up every friendship with girls I like so this isn't new lol

And what's the appeal? Do you want to be penetrated by him while you penetrate her, or do you want to penetrate her at the same time as him?

> Be me, Britbonginga, year 5
> Idk what that is in murrican but I was 10
> Had swimming first lesson twice a week
> BrightIdea.mp4
> Wear swimming suit under my uniform and pack extra underwear in my PE kit
> One day forget to pack underwear and have to go back to school in a skirt with nothing underneath
> Someone realizes and starts spreading the message
> Tfw I'm called nati fat puss for 2 years
> Tfw my pussy wasn't even that fat

Fucked my bestfriend´s sister while she was passed out, was fapping to her for years until i had finally the chance

>or do you want to penetrate her at the same time as him?
Yeah, I'm not a sub. At best, I would suck his dick, but that's about it.

Do you see her current relationships one Facebook and stuff? Cause that sucks.

She's single as far as I know. She doesn't post much either.

Damn, I would've loved to see your pussy when I was in year 5. When I was in year 5, I'd fantasise about what all my female classmates' pussies might look like. I'm still obsessed with pussy. I love my wife, but sometimes I pay hookers and massage girls so I can see more variety of pussy. It's not even about sex, it's more just to see and play with their pussies.

Addicted to exposing my wife online. May have crossed a line recently when i printed out pics of her and left them in the toilets at her office

when i was younger, i was plagued by wet dreams of yubaba. i didn’t find her attractive at all, but she would show up in my dreamscape, brutally nude, and the next thing i knew i would wake up to find that i had bedwet thick. the problem was amplified in college, where my roommate was able to smell my nocturnal emissions and got concerned at their frequency. after years of sleeping in cummy sheets and shame, i finally took action. i built a makeshift sex doll to look like yubaba and had vigorous, sweaty sex with it ntil i cummed in her witch vag. after that, no more yubaba sex dreams

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i jerked off to a customer panties

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Just moved into a new house. The previous occupants were a family with a little girl. Found her panties stuck behind one of the radiators. Been jerking off into them all week.

Spam's really gone downhill - I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with these strings of characters.

So, you're a rapist

I used to lust after my cousin but I didn't know how to bring up the subject. I did a lot of dumb shit thinking she would get turned on and suddenly want to give me a taste of her pussy. I used to spy on her while she took a shower and jerk off to her naked body. I don't want to explain how but I think she was aware. One time, she was in her bed, supposedly asleep with door open, so I jerked off hoping she catches me doing it, I don't know if she did but I felt dumb after. Lastly, whenever we were alone or was late night and she was nearby, not in the same room but close enough to hear whatever I was doing, I would watch porn, add volume and try to make as much sounds as I could while beating my meat.