I need your worst fucking pickupline right now, shoot

Is heaven missing an angel, because you have nice cans.

believe it or not, that actually worked for me once. granted we were both already naked, and I was already balls deep in her. it was just a matter of switching holes

Works every time, I swear to god

Baby you must be a school because i just wanna shoot some kids up inside you.

Dont make this rape turn into a murder

Hey you like bad boys? Cause I'm bad at everything ;)

Hey girl are you columbine? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids into you and hope none get out alive

are you a school babe, cause i wanna shoot kids inside of you.

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jinks you owe me a coke

A bunch got out alive. They literally let the ones they liked leave the school freely.

You're right that is a horrible pickup line that only a retard would think made sense at all.

This one at least makes sense.

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can i domestic violence you pussy s-senpai

You got any money for drugs?

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i did this once verbatim and got zero response.

Is your dad thief? Because he stole an angel from heaven and I've always wanted to fuck an angel!

I've been told I'm a really good kisser, and who says my mom doesn't count?

Woah your boobies are massive. You ever had them weighed
*grabs boobies *
WAHEY

I must be dead because I see an angel standing in front of me. Or a really hot demon.

Ask her if she likes poetry

Before she answers say:
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van"

Then rape because only betas ask for pussy

Hey baby, are your parents retarded because you are special

No, it should be "Who says your mother doesn't count?"

There's a party in my pants. Wanna come?

If I was sober, I would not be speaking to you.

You must have been naughty cause I want to spank that ass!

Want to see my jar full of dead spiders?

You've got one of those 2?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel

apply directly to the forehead

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

>Clasfuckingsic

He said "hope" he didn't say none got out

Grab my dick, no time to explain!

You're pro choice right?

Are you a preschool? Because I want to murder children at your place... Wait, how did that go, again?

Are you a library? Because I hope no babies get out... Damn it, that's not it.

Does this smell like chloroform?

Are you a prison? Because I'd settle for being fucked in the ass by you... No, that was close.

Are you a hospital? Because this rag is going up your pussy so my sperm will fall asleep inside you.

you should call your daddy because hes worried right now

After my wife died I couldn't even speak to women for ten years.

Then I met you....

...just when they released me from prison.

Are you a dumpster fire? Cause my pants are on fire and I want to put my penis in you.

Yes. And I said that in the columbine shooting they let chosen people survive. Does that sound like them "hoping" for no kids to get out alive?
He also said "shoot kids into you", which is also retarded and makes no sense.

I hope you're him samefag defending yourself, because only an idiot would think his cringey shit made sense.

Show bobs and vagene

Was your daddy a car thief? Cause my car got stolen and I wanna fuck you so bad!

>"shoot kids into you"
I lost, imagining the guy using some sort of catapult to fling children through the school windows

Are you good at handjobs? Cause I want you to help me shoot kids.

I'm jealous of your heart because it gets to pump inside you and I don't

Are you a kid? Cause I want to shoot you in a school.

Was your daddy a school? Cause I want to shoot kids up inside him.

Does this rag smell like jizz?

Is your daddy a bicycle thief? Because some cops want to shoot him.

dad?

kek

Hi woman I'm not gay and I like girls and I like vaginas. I have a medium sized penis can we sex please?

Are you a shoot? Cause kids get you inside of school.

works everytime

I think my dick died, can I bury it in your ass?

My ears are cold. Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

Am I a school? Because I want you to shoot me.

Let's play The Lone Ranger. I will be trigger and I can strap you on like a Feed Bag

I want to berry my dick so deep your ass that whoever can pull it out will be crowned King Arthur.

Ever have your belly button licked? From the inside?

Yikes

M'lady *tips fedora*
I can be your angle or ur debil

Classic

say anything and be ugly it will work to get you rejected pretty much every time

If you really knew how things really areKkagqkmd