The nurse is in Yea Forums

Why are you on Yea Forums?

Rarely browse/b/ anymore. Trap?

Ive had to chance a bed coverd in pitch black puke
It smelled awfull
A cup...

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ever do anything with a patient

Can we go for a quickie when my stitches heal?

Will you cure my severe obesity for me? I don't want to be in the hospital all my life...

I prescribe you to check up a diet plan

Love that size. I love every size though. Cute nurse.

Jeffrey? what the actual fuck are you trying to look like?

Who the heck is Jeffrey
Im preeety sure thats a breach of ethics

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Are you polish?

So are the long hours with annoying and abusive patients worth the life long college debt and social isolation?

Ok, not a patient. Can I take you on a date?

No, I'm Irish and French.

hey there can you push that morphine button until my heart stops beating and then push it couple more times just to be sure?

Do patients ever grope you?

Have you ever had to cart a dead body out

Tits+timestamp or gtfo

Oh my God that sounds like the definition of hell...

Lots of courage for your hard work...

Still missing a smile :)

Nope, further up north
>College debt
Thats funny you think i live in burgersville
Once an old guy tried to slide his hand up my thigh
Other than that, no
Luckily no

what's the cutest bra you own?

Life long student debt?
What nursing school did you look into?
A little bit if community college with a core nursing program isn't going to cost that much if you're smart.

There are annoying and abusive patients in all careers. We just call them customers.

And social isolation only happens if you let it happen.
While some are more prone to the lone wolf pack life.

This one maybe?
I dont own many cute ones

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what do your feet look/smell like after being on them all day?

>Not a single faggot demanding tits or gtfo
What in the goddamn reddit infested shit is this

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that is cute
smooth as fuck

TITS OR GTFO

scrunched up soles please

When guys like me come in for an issue related to being fat, does it disgust you like you see on 'my 600lb life'?

This.

I'm a sucker for polka dots. would love to jerk off with that bra while you watch and laugh and encourage me to shoot a load in the cups for you

you got a great looking body

The ugly annoying fucking tranny is back in Yea Forums.

Tits and timestamp

So get the fuck out you miserable attention whore. Nobody cares about your boring ass job and your average dumb looking face.

I think you gave me a feaver.

Fucking uncensor that shit.

where's the fun in that? Its always tits then sharpie in the pooper so cut and dry joyless. It's more fun to coerce and dance around it like a dating sim. Someone putting their face on here is likely amenable to it but gotta find the right combination of words and incentives to make it happen, that's where the fun is.

Trust me, ive seen plenty worse than someone being overweight

Trap

You serious? GTFO if you won't follow the rules thot. Make a thread on plebbit you attention whore

cute nurse

show cock

OP IS A MAN
THAT IS ALL

do you think you took that picture down before anyone had the chance to save it?

I have violated the Hippocratic oath
I must commit seppuko

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There's no fun involved you dumb nigger. If you want to have simple discussions visit reddit like the other faggots and attention whores. The purpose is first tits then state your matter
Hope you remember this newfriend

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Post a pic of time date and Yea Forums and I’ll ask a real question.

I think that means it's your obligation to nurse me back to health.

repost it

TITS OR GTFO OUT OP YOU KNOW THE RULES

What was some of the worst you've seen? like as in patients from hell for you

Let's see this shit anons.

My aunt is also a nurse. She says the reason why there's always a shortage of hospital beds and that patients have to GTFO ASAP is because too many beds go to stupidly obese people and drug addicts.

I've been here way longer than you. Just getting porn from strangers lost its appeal in 2010. The point of any of this is so you can engage with other people. Think of like any of the Yea Forums games when we had ID tags or like the roll to paint/shoot. Its entertainment.

lol

Show us your dildo collection

C-can we see please? Sad faces turn me on.

Cute. Let's see the ass? Maybe in thong?

SHOW BOBS

based

Just got out of the shower so im looking meh
One elderly patient came in with blood poisoning
Once she was ready to leave she asked to get some pain killers for her chronic pain
Shes a know alcoholic so we didnt prescribe her any and she started throwing abuse at litrerally anyone and had to be foced out...

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oh shit the real life Lisa Garland

>timestamp

are you a retarded nurse, too?

The real fun only started when they gave personal data away or some autistic user doxxed her and ruined her life by sending aforementioned nude pics to family and relative. You already know how infested this site has become in the last 7 years. We don't need attention fagging now

What is your favorite thing to wear?

Show her COCK

TITS OR GTFO

Are you a trap or 100% a girl?

Oversized knit sweaters!

Fuck what a nightmare. I'd hate to have to do that job tbh. Just being inside a hospital with those kind of people surrounding me is bad enough. But someone's gotta do it so good on you.

Lame lmao

Prove you're a woman

i feel like it should be tits and dick/pussy nowadays.. too many traps, man..

kek

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Tits and timestamp
Follow the rules

Natural blonde? Also how long have you used Yea Forums?

Repost?

tits or gtfo and optionally sharpie in pooper

1 week if she didnt post her fucking tits by now

I SAID SHOW US YOUR DILDO COLLECTION DOCTOR

ive got it, gonna wait a bit before postin again tho

have you used your knowledge of nursing in other circumstances instead of your day job? trivia, triage, helping a stranger?

What was it? Describe

Flat earth

just a topless pic with stupid hearts over the nipples, she's skinny and a cup.

tits or gtfo

I only got one
It serves me well tho

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Why do you have red scrubs?

no show us how it llooks in your pussy

We have blue ones too
But sometimes they run out and there's only red ones left

That’s twice the size of my dick and way thicker

Is youre name fucking Valenheim?

Why isnt it black?

LET US SEE THE PUSSY CRUST ON YOUR PANTIES

you're only supposed to use 2/3 of it max

So not to disguise blood?

You just got out of the shower, Bra on or Off under that shirt?

Put in butt

Can I be in the nurse?

ever get your ass slapped by a patient?

Abandon thread faggots we will not see a single crumb of coochie today.

Fucking post your pussy already

can you do some pussy tributes?

what a fucking teasy and these faggots still give her attention

Off im not some crazy person that sleeps in a bra

its a tragedy I know, this is how school shootings happen

stfu and post already

Male nurse here. Prove you’re an RN and not a CNA who parades themselves as a “nurse”, or worse, an LPN.

Than don’t be scared to prove it OP. Unless you are a coward.

PUSSY CRUST

I BET YOU LOVE INSERTING CATHETERS IN TO THE URETHRAS OF 70 YEAR OLD MEN YOU SICK FREAK

cam up here ms. nurse

epikchat.com/chat/chateengirls

Or just someone larping

Je fais des crises d'anxiétés, je suis présentement en train d'arrêter mes Lorazepam (je prenais beaucoup plus que la recommendation, soit 4x plus chaque jour, depuis déjà 2 ans) ainsi que ma consommation de cannabis (je fumais 6 joints par jour, dans les environs, et je suis désormais à 1 joint le soir).

J'ai surtout beaucoup de problème à me contrôler émotivement le soir, parfois je fais des crises d'anxiétés sans vraiment sortir de chez moi (il a fallu que je m'isole pendant quelques temps, puisque le déclencheur de mon anxiété était la distance relatif à chez moi).

Autre que l’exercice physique ainsi que le yoga, est-ce qu'il y a autre chose que je pourrais essayer pour diminuer davantage mon problème d'addiction et, un jour, l'arrêter complètement?

Merci!

Once more, since OP apparently didn't get it;

TITS OR GTFO

Showed up late to the party and well we all know the rules tits or gtfo... time stamp as well

Repost

Post or GTFO

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I think she gtfo

Male nurse here. AMA.

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tits or gtfo

i want to see that resting sad face at least

Cutest panties?

great thread op

>patient care services
LMAO dude if you're not in the ER, ICU, PICU, or Cardiology you're just an overpaid CNA. Enjoy wiping ass for the rest of your career

Miss, I'm worried about my nips and need to see yours to make sure I'm normal. And could you stand by the recorder with the time and date on the screen? Thanks, Miss, you're like a breath of fresh air around here.

What happened? Want to talk about your childhood trauma?

lol

I'm still not over the time I got a handy under the cafeteria table in kindergarten. Is there any hope?

Most likely

Aw, the pretty a-cup nurse got yelled out by a pain pill addict. Does she know that Yea Forums will eventually ask her to post a picture of a sharpie in her butt? How could she not know? Does she believe it will be cathartic?

Implying just out of the shower is meh-inducing.

Bitch gots crazy eyes.
Stay away from her.

She could be anyone of us

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I legit think you are gorgeous but dude why are you so dull?

You;re the pretty girl I wish I could meet one day.

Ay girl, you tryna start a family?

Why are you gay?

That is a realy cute picture. She looks kind.

CVICU/ED male nurse here. What floor do you work on?

please diagnose me

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Post your pic. Let's see how u look

She left. Wow what a sad day.

If you really knew how things really areaaXTHGIB

Men don't have pussies.

If you really knew how things really areJEDLIuxr

Yea Forums is in the nurse

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I wish I was, I’d be so deep it would hit her small intestine.

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I think I was born that way

Sup. PCU nurse here. Former ER tech.

are most of the nurses you know drugged?
are you?

Just so you guys know. It's a tranny

THIS IS A NAMEFAG ON /BANT/ THAT GOES BY “Hanner”. IT IS A TRANSGENDER MTF THAT LIVES IN SWEDEN
OP IS A TRANNY
I REPEAT
OP IS A TRANNY
I REPEAT
OP IS A TRANNY

Trap

I used to be married to a nicu nurse. Why you here?

Call her 9086386986 Jeffi

>used
>Yea Forums
are you retarted or just new?

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Are you a trap?

OP post photos of sharpie permanent marker violate your puckered crinklestar. i want proof of chocolate starfish.

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Hey diet red, I know it's not the topic of the thread, but how's it going with your boyfriend? I hope things are well with you.

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Your dumb. Not because she's transexual, but because you think that matters. Kill yourself, we don't need you.

Would you get lewd in the shower with me? I would feel you up then we could go back to bed. Swedish boys are so hot.

very cute

Took my wife to the er the other day male rn had to put electrodes on her and got full view of both her tits. Is it wrong that I got wood?

If i tell you that I take certain medications in a specific order/time, there's a good reason for it and you should fucking listen.

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i know this chick that looks exactly like you, here's her number, she's cute too +12089657821

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WaXH

I'm not da hoe. She da hoe.

Guys can be nurses but you'll never be passable

Idaho

You're welcome

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Now without the hearts babe

You look so much like a girl I knew (and liked) in high school what the fuck.

but you're...cuter that her. kik?

Not op. Just putting this back where it belongs

Worst women nurse?

its a guy dressing up like a girl, how flamboyant do you want him to look?

New, alright I’m new.

TIMESTAMP
TITS OR GTFO

A cup of what?