Bird thread

Bird thread.
Itt discuss birds.

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seAGULLS FUCKING SUCK

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Shut up
Seagulls are based and redpilled

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Post tits

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No sir. You suck

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purrrfect thread

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Get out

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And the last one from me

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Bird tongues freak me out man

Here is more

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Fuck off bird

Bavi

Underrated

Bitch gives me a boner

Nice

Nigger

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Are birds real?

Fuck seagulls

Do they really like it

Birds aren't real.

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Yes.
Crows best birds

Explain bird shit

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Ok, I don't know what is worse, goose that leave their enormous shits on sidewalks, or seagulls which shit from above.

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seagulls dont populate and reproduce in major human centres

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They do, but they do it on roofs, which is fucking annoying, when you need to check internet box there, and those fuckers have a nest and go full retard mode

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that could be said of really any bird

is dead?

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Yes, but not all birds are that heavy.

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just a friendly reminder: this is how eagles sound youtube.com/watch?v=9RArGl2vkGI
literally 1 step above seagulls

Basically a glorified seagull.

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No, this type of duck has antifreeze for blood and gills in its beak

Gotta be careful I know for some birds nearly all contact is sexual with resulting aggression so its just a bad idea.

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ducks are pretty much immune to cold

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Great Blue

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Honk?

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cool fact: all swans living in commonwealth land are owned by the queen, and it's a federal crime to hurt one.

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UK was always on retarded side of laws

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Freegle

Bird people r weird

Yes. Normal people won't like animals that can shit on you

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"Some" bird people

had to snitch on some kids in school who were throwing rocks at a bird's nest, 5he bird's pissed on me after as what I presume was a sign of respect

?

>5he bird's pissed on me after as what I presume was a sign of respect
Nah.

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>that beak
scary

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Unironically kill yourself, negro.

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I didn't know seagulls were shitting on me as a sign of respect

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Fish are slippery

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What are your guy's favorite birds?
Pic related

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No wonder Linus had made penguin into the logo.

African gray. Idk. Their ability to speak, and colors trigger my autism.

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Those are cool birds, I should read up on them some.
Another cool bird from the tit family

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Also I find gulls to be pretty interesting too.

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I always see city seagulls and laugh when people get mobbed by them. Got shat on once, but whatever

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Fuk da queef

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Secrets on Sunday evening.

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I got interested in seagulls after I got shitted.
They are lucky I love birds and as bird owner I'm used to getting shitted, otherwise they would definitely enjoy paperclips in fries.

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Bump

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What bird this?

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Based isis bombing bird.

I have a 100+ bird feather collection, AMA

Which are most common?

Depending on where, when I'm near the seaside i see a lot of seagull feathers, in the continental part of Europe a lot of wood pigeon tail feathers and also fairly common stork feathers. The stork ones are one of my favourites because they can be as large as your arm.

Why?

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I started the hobby when i was around 14 when i found a bald Eagle feather in a zoo, was collecting feathers since then.

Cool.
Which ones have coolest colors/pattern?

Either buzzard (cool stripes) or peacock (for obvious reasons). Magpies have metallic tail feather which is also cool. There's also a brown bird with blue white and black stripe feathers which I can't remember the name of

>There's also a brown bird with blue white and black stripe feathers which I can't remember the name of
Eurasian jay?

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Yes sir! I have a couple of those feathers.

Dubs decide which bird I get.
Trips - even those I can't legally own

I use the site "federn.org" to identify the ones i find, among others

Based website.
Shit, it is amazing how fast is web 1.0 at modern internet speeds.
Now I understand why /g/ shits about JS and shit

And also, if any of all find a feather on the ground wash the fucker with alcohol, unless you want bird diseases

>CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>3:30 in the fucking morning
for absolutely no fucking reason

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Still cute

I guess other birds in the street started making autistic sound and woke up the bird.

Why do birds shit white

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Is there any bird that would protect house from niggers?

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Shits on you
What do?

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Is it true that birds don't have sphincter and can't control when they shit?

They can control when to shit. You can train a parrot to shit in a bucket.
Problem is that they can't hold the needful for long.

picture of a parrot shitting in a bucket?

The bird op posted is a secretary bird, these motherfuckers are like 4ft+ tall and stomp out snakes to eat them.

Not exactly shitting at that moment, but that used to be his shitbucket.
(btw, parrot lives with parents, and I live in another country, and we're still in process of moving it here, so don't expect any fresh photos)

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Yeah, based and redpilled.

Big ass bird..

I didn't know; Thanks!

My gf told me that when she was a kid, she was bullying a crow and it tried to shit on her, only missing by a few cm.
I didn't believe her.

dis my birb and dis his gun

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Looks young.

I have doubts that crow did it on purpose...
But they are smart, maybe they figured out that people don't like getting shitted or something.

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Rub it in

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what a magical man rms is

Indeed he is

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I saw a goose, was pretty good, geese are cool.

I know that bird is probably used for terror-reasons, but it's adorable, please release it, and kill the guy kidnapping it.

i love birds

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