Here's your new bond

Here's your new bond.

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As long as she acts sexist to all the men, treats them like objects then I approve. She is going to need to save a lot of male maidens in distress and then kiss them without asking.

what

She's gonna cuck loads of white men.

When I said it would be a black woman, no one thought I was serious. Hollywood has become a parody of itself.

Lmfao hahahahhahhahahahah women are notoriously used as whores in that kind of work. There's no way that shit would be believable in any way stop trying to make women action heroes lmfao its fuckin sad

Lots of men in mankinis, preferably on a leash, bound to a tall female supervillain in need of snu-snu.

but why, if it would be a new character, a daughter or something to james then sure, but changing a character like that is just dumb

The series has been dead for ages. Might as well dig up and fuck the corpse.

the moment anything goes out of its way to involve a nigger girl or fag is the moment I make no plans to support it

I think it's the new 007 while James bond is away, or something. Not the a new James bond. I dont have a problem with this.

oh, well then it's fine

racist white men are DONE in hollywood LOLOL

lole
shit fugg mank
harry hayes is old tech
old tech not in the edsel kinda way

Guarantee, Bond dies, or as he's dying or before he "disappears" gives her the role of 007.
They're trying to kill off the popularity of the name.
I'd bet on it.
Or, it's to spite the people who didn't want Idris Elba as the new 007.

One way, or another. They'll have to make a pretty good point in the Bond film to get me to interested in seeing her as 007.

A black dude? C’mon.

No they put James bonds brain into a black woman. It turned out that James was just living a lie. He was actually a straight black woman all along. Still sexist as hell.

You alt right faggots are so easy to trigger. Grow up you fucking snowflakes.

It's OK for me

>Lashana lynch
>A nigger
>Lynch

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she was named after her great great grandaddy

Post reviews

>Her movie failed because of razists

Mfw they still can't figure it out after the Ghostbusters reboot

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I thought this was a troll post but...what the actual fuck its not?! What a fucking shitpile of a world we live in these days.

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Your way off. She will be a lesbian role model and "Q" will have lots of high tech toys for her to handle the men and women she saves!

I want off Mr. Bond's wild ride

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So what's next in the blackwashing of movies? Are we in for a dindunuffin Frodo and Gandalf the Black?

007 can change skin colors, because 007 changes anyway. So I dont care, I care about the race changes in witcher, and turning a fish vagina from white to black.

Next... Kunta Kinte to be played by a white man.

agree
but its netflix
the real story is in the game
not cinema

Woulda been cool to have her be 008 or 004 or something. Coulda had a cross over with bond.

Good, that means we're one movie closer to Hollywood getting tired of casting black people just for the sake of virtue signaling

The ride never ends

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jew producers are happy to lose money to push their message because israel puts pressure on them to do so - it wont ever stop

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HAhahahaha good thing I stopped watching those shitty 007 movies years ago.

>That fucking face

So they didn't go with the sex change? Just the race change?

Iooks good to me. Heres a new behind the scene pic of Bond interrogating a henchman.

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So what kind of gadgets will she have? Ground to air KFC?

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I wouldn’t have watched it anyway

surface to air watermelons at the ready, bond

Every movie this year has been sjw pandering.

or you know just a movie appealing to a different demographic and you're just a racist piece of shit.

You real proud of that one?

I don't know why people are angry. It's the best parody I've seen so far.

How to ruin a franchise...

The SJWs have officially made Hollywood retarded.

How to ruin a Country...

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"your"

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rent free

top kek

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rofl

The story is actually that James Bond has always felt he was w strong and proud black woman trapped in a British mans body. He finally gets the surgery and becomes this chick. Trans people are mad cuz they wanted a black trans woman as bond.

wow this is a dumb move. Bond movies have always cashed in on womanizing and stereo typing. If they wanted to make a black female secret agent movie then you would think they would be smart enough to not try and capitalize on the 007 fan base. Shit show guaranteed to ensue.

WHAT THE FUCK IT'S ACTUALLY REAL HAHAHA OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Nice

Dr. Shieet!
From Africa with AIDS
Goldnigger
Ghettoballs
You Only Chimp Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Welfare
Felons are Forever
Abort And Let Die
The Man With The Stolen Gun
The Spy Who Raped Me
Coonraker
For Muh Dick Only
Negropussy
Never Say Nigger Again
A View to A Crime
License To Steal
Browneye
The Negro Never Dies
The Reparation Is Not Enough
Chimp Another Day
Ghetto Royale
Quantum of Welfare

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Ever so slowly, Hollywood is starting to get its shit together when it comes to casting for major roles. Following a procession of men to have held the post of 007 since the James Bond franchise launched in 1962, the role will, at long last, belong to a black woman.

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It's not the black people that want this. It's the Jews that want this. They want to replace you with an intellectually inferior pet who will fight for them and assist in ethnic displacement if anyone smart enough to call the Jewish agenda out for what it us.

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Guys. I'm gonna let you in on a secret...... Don't tell anybody though alright? Alright here goes.

James Bond Fucking Sucks. The UK Fucking Sucks.

You are all gay. Have a nice day, spergs.

lost

No it's just dead since skyfall wich obviously ripped off the darknight, Casino Royale is amazing and Quantum of Solace is sooooooooooooooo underated .
Biggest problem with the future of James Bond is the lack of independence that the character will get, he's always monitored and in direct communication following orders now. It ruins the character and blofeld is james bond brother now holy shit JoJo reference much

idgaf
Bitch better have my money!

>2019
>new york post: we are getting a black female james bond!
>every race besides white people: k?
>white people: start freaking out and shitting themselves while arguing.

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I think these simplest of murricans tards think James Bond is his real name, and 007 is his middle name lol

Sure hand the recycled played out movie franchises to POC, and leave all the fresh new concepts to traditional white actors and actresses.

Dont let Hollywood foo you into thinking they are actually any less racist than theyve always been.

Octopussy was best bond.

This seems like such a cynical cash grab. Oooo ooo Bond is "#MeToo" too. To me the skin color is not important (I was really hoping that it would be Idris Elba actually) but Bond id a quintessentially masculine character.

The only way this wouldn't completely suck is if the actress plays the character as a suave suit wearing womanizing lesbian. Also, is her name still going to be 'James Bond'? That would be a bit silly -- but then what's the point of a James Bond movie with no James Bond?

>and before you accuse me of taking the bait, I honestly swear to you that this is not a troll thread

>5 different Jesus characters in ur bibble
>at least one of whom is clearly stated as being a Moor
>another as a dark skinned Spaniard
>Moors werre a prominent black african tribe culturally dominant up into Spain and across to Rome.
>”Moor” literally means “Black” in every regional language and dialect to this day.
>was not even semitic whatsoever
>we allow this

Dumb motherfucker, you worship a spanish christ who was a black african. The fuckin depiction of Jeebus in the popes own chambers. U worship a negro god created by elitist urban Jews.

>that fucking filename
kek

It has one of the most complex and realistic story wth the fake diamond reselling to ruin economy and the circus who were almost the only one allowed to cross the east west border. Forget the weird suit that the girls are wearing and the clown monkey scene and the movie is one of the best in my opinion, Diamonds are forever, License to kill , never say never and man with the golden gun are the worst movies

“The names Bond, Out’On Bond.”

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*and specter/skyfall

It also as a real hd screen watch 25 years before they arrived on the market

well, the franchise has been running for 50 years or so. it was bound to end at some point

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Moors weren't all black and it sure doesn't mean black you double nigger

Here’s the plot: a nigger steals her KFC so she has to track them down by sniffing out the watermelon

Get the fuck off Yea Forums and get back to the kitchen

yes it does, you retarded piece of filth. when every description of a moor include the phrase "dark skinned" then they are niggers. god... when you thought niggers couldn't be even more stupid

You're either a cuckold or a woman. I'd guess a woman. Go post nudes of yourself on reddit and then then claim to be "sexually empowered" or something, you modern day prostitute.

>oof

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It doesn't work that way. If you make a black character white, that's whitewashing and it's bad. If you make a white character black, that's representation, and it's good.

Bond movies dont pull in the kind of money they used to, so like other franchises that are becoming irrelevant, it get retooled to pander to a minority to milk it for a little last bit of cash.

Dont be salty, its capitalism in its purest form.

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casino royale and skyfall raked in a shitload of money

But not like they used to, and it's well understood to be a franchise that isn't translating well to the 21st century. plus, what you consider a "shitload of money" isn't necessarily what a studio considers a good showing for a film.

Too much of what Bond is has become anathema to a majority of the viewing public. This change makes the SJWs happy, makes women happy and makes blacks happy.

Based

Wrong Daniel Craig's Bond movies makes the most money since Sean Connery , Roger Moore(Best James Bond R.I.P.) made the least amount of cash by individual movie except with the spy who loved me and especially Moonraker

This.

Unironically great call.

i wouldn't even think about watching it.

I said Idris Elba, but people say "no we can't do that" now we have a Bond who isn't white, isn't male, isn't attractive, isn't famous, won't bang hot women. I'm wondering what the movie will even be about.

why can't they just make a new spy series with a female lead. woman always have to hijack things instead of coming up with their own shit. ironically that shows their spite and lack of creativity.

This. They want to hijack male films and they think people won't care if they make the leads women.