People are too offended now days. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Example:

People are too offended now days. Nobody knows how to take a joke anymore. Example:

> In class, community college sucks
> Sitting next to black kid, Jamarcus
> Have to shit
> Go to bathroom
> Push out a big long turd
> Turd looks like a black cock
> I get a funny idea
> Grab turd and stuff it in bag
> Back in class, sitting at desk
> Throw turd at front of classroom for all students and teacher to see
> Yell “Jamarcus, I think your dick fell off!”
> Nobody laughs
> People start screaming in disgust and confusion, yelling “wtf”
> No one got the joke. Those who did did not appreciate it
> I quickly exit while everyone is freaking out over my poop

Next class will probably be very awkward.

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Have you tried feeding asians diarrhea?

your story is really, really boring
I mean REALLY boring
don't get upset

I remember being in 6th grade science learning about light. I had a black kid in my group and said
>if black absorbs so much light then Marcus would be glowing
Yeah a few people hated me for that. That's when I learned about racism and how funny it is.

I don't have any asians in my class :)

Good, it's not meant to be exciting. Its just the truth.

I know, I agree, I don't know why people take racism so seriously

Aren't you worried about getting expelled?

why would I get expelled?

Would have given you a fucking medal if you actually did this in my class back in the day.

Work on it and one day i might believe your fake story.

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