Ex keyed my car Yea Forums wut do?
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Ex keyed my car Yea Forums wut do?
Michael Sanchez
Jonathan Parker
Can you prove it? Insurance claim?
Andrew Sanders
Thanks for the honesty, I wasn't going to stop wondering whether or not you used to bang dragonsloot and she keyed your car.
Luke Cook
Kidnap and rape her.
Caleb Cox
Police report user.
Adam Scott
call the police. are you 14?
Luke Martinez
how do you know it was her?
save text messages, get an inflated quote for repair, sue her for damages
Nolan Gonzalez
Sugar in gas tank
Ethan Perez
Nolan Watson
Did that, not much luck
Parker Turner
She specifically texted me the picture. Which I do have saved
Jeremiah Flores
I think most cars have to have gas tank unlocked from the inside user
Gavin Thomas
If you have the pictures you should be able to get the cops to do something about it. Go to the station and make a pest of yourself if they are blowing you off. You could probably also get a temporary restraining order and then a full one, which would make her look like a psycho for life and block her from having all sorts of cool jobs.
Charles Wright
Any saved texts? Any eye witness? Cctv?
Jayden Jones
You're flucked flaggot. Just fucking do what you want, I'm so tired of doing this shit
Eli Sullivan
pic of ex?
Blake Collins
Are you seriously retarded or just a freshman?
Henry Cook
If those are the only choices I guess seriously retarded?
Mason Myers
Leave a raw decomposed chicken in
front of her door, Jam muffler with banana, pee on her cars windshield
Shit in a bag and leave it on her front door, or man up and be the better person
Mason Gonzalez
If she leaves her car unattended and it's hot where you are, put sardines in the air intake for her vent.
Julian Price
Get ap on phone that records calls. Get her to admit to it over phone. Go to police
Jonathan Roberts
Sugar is fucking stupid because it doesn't dissolve in gasoline and modern cars have an internal filter on the pickup inside the tank. As a mechanic, I see it occasionally but it's not the thing that stopped the car from running.
What you really want to do is fill the tank with muddy water from a small lawnmower jerry can. Nobody would look twice at someone doing that because they'll assume it's your car and you simply ran out. Remember to wear nitrile painter's gloves so no fingerprints and also helps sell the image that you don't want to get gas on your hands.
Grayson Allen
It's easier to visit a sorting goods store and buy something like buck urine or fox urine. You can also get what's called a "worm blower" from the fishing aisles which is just another name for a syringe. Fill syringe with urine, stick needle between the window and weather strip and squirt inside the doors.
Angel Ward
Jesus. To do that you have to be literally the devil. DO IT OP! DO IT!
Nicholas Smith
Cut off her penis
Jason Stewart
SO I DUG MY KEY INTO THE SIDE OF HIS PRETTY LITTLE SOUPED UP 4 WHEEL DRIVE
CARVED MY NAME INTO HIS LEATHER SEATS
TOOK A LOUSVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
I SLASHED A HOLE IN ALL 4 TIRES
MAYBE NEXT TIME HE'LL THINK BEFORE HE CHEATS
Adrian Thompson
What are you looking for
Eli James
THIS IS GOLDEN user