Tomorrow I’m leaving for a 1 week long vacation to Amsterdam...

Lmao pathetic
Sex is really overrated lol

Since it’s legal don’t they have to get tested frequently ?

Spoken like someone who hasn’t had sex with a girl under 350lbs

Then watch the fucking canal-side it's cobbled streets and no railings

Yeah and the government is supposedly to have our best interests at heart

If you don't want an STD you should use the condom. Go for an ultra-thin or something if you want to feel it more

That’s why I wanted to bang as many of them as possible. So when I actually bang a real woman I won’t cum to fast

Thats how oliver sacks lost his virginity. He passed out in a gutter and got buttfucked by a passing gay man. Good luck!

>frequently
yeah. but there are still customers in between, brainlet.

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Fuck off faggott

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I’m sure it’s overrated but when you’re the only one of your friends who hasn’t done it and everyone else your age has done it. It seems pretty important. Also from the amount of porn I watch it seems like it would be fun

I’m sorry to tell you then bro, but if you had to save money to go on an Amsterdam fuckfest just to lose your virginity.....there will be no real women in your life

>it seems like it would be fun
Nigger, this is a Christian image board. Sex should only serve for reproduction.

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Oh well at least I can still have fun at the fuck fest. Plus I’m 21. There is still time for me to get better. Maybe after I bang a bunch of prostitutes I’ll be a better person after

>That’s why I wanted to bang as many of them as possible
why dont you fly to the phillipines or Thailand? over there they're cheaper. you could fuck even more.

No you’ll still be a sad human lol

I feel like I’m less likely to get murdered in Amsterdam.

Oh well at least I won’t be a virgin

you'll find that, when you debase yourself, you end up as a lesser person, possibly even a degenerate

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With professional sex workers yes I’d use a condom. I’ve been with many escorts and never fucked them raw. Girls off tinder and shit, yes I’ve creampied many and not had a problem yet but that’s not to say it’s not risky to have unprotected sex with strangers because it definitely is.

Still pretty okay with that.

Listen you virgin... you NEVER bareback a goddamn prostitute!!! Madman.

If you aren’t MAN enough to get a normal girl to fuck you... for FREE.

You should stay a fucking virgin.

tbh, fat sex is preferred for me.

Heffer hunter, I imagine two fat peoples fucking being the smelliest sweatiest sex on the planet

that's your dick talking

>Don’t get scammed.
You’re new and a virgin. They’ll pull all your money out, guaranteed.

>Don’t Get shitfaced.
Not only will whiskey dick be a problem but you’ll lose judgement and start thinking less with your brain and more with your dick.

>Wear a condom.
The good hookers will force you to wear one. Freelancers probably won’t, you’ll have to ask, but odds are you’ll get AIDS or some shit immediately.

>Don’t creampie.
Not sure what the laws are there, but since prostitution is legal, the last thing you want is for them to hunt you down and hound you for international child support.

>Whores are still people.
That means don’t catch feelings.

Unironically kill yourself.

>imagine how the fat gf is sweating
>imagine to lift up on of her fat rolls
>and licking the sweat-crack clean

hnnnnnnnnnnnng

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You can't 'brag' about not being a virgin if you've only banged a prostitute. Losing your V is only a brag right if you didn't have to pay for it. I'd be ashamed of admitting to paying for sex at all, let alone if it was the ONLY time I'd had sex.

I feel like you’re trying to make me feel bad about my decision but it’s not going to work. I get it you’re trying to troll me but you just kind of suck at it

>Imagine being such a loser that you think bragging about virginity or the loss of is considered a topic of discussion.

No he’s just pointing out how moronic you are

I was just gonna go down to the red light district. Should I just try to find a brothel then? Also thanks.

I'm not fat. My wife doesn't sweat much or carry much of an odor either. It's pretty awesome

ño

>trying to warn you about the high risk of catching stds
>trolling
ikr

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I’m 21. Not in high school. Who the fuck am I going to be bragging about this too? I’m not doing this for any other reason than for the sex and maybe for a funny story

Hey, if he doesn't want it in large part just to say he's had sex, then fair enough. But if that's the case then why not work on pulling a girl normally... I can't think of any reason to lose your virginity to a prostitute other than if you're desperate to say you've been laid, otherwise why not wait until you can get laid normally with someone who wants you for who you are and not your money?

Dumbass. Always wear a coat with a hooker. Imagine getting a dose on your first time. Just do as she says, you'll enjoy it.

I meant this part

“If you aren’t MAN enough to get a normal girl to fuck you... for FREE.

You should stay a fucking virgin.“

You said all your friends are not virgins, if you tell them you had to buy your way to losing your V card you’ll be made fun of for the rest of your life and you’ll have a bad social stigma to the point where no girl will get within 10 feet of you

>I can clear out STD With meds
You cant with HERPES
You are fucked for LIFE

Same shit, different location. I’d suggest just observing for a day or so. Go to different shops, walk around, and catch on to the economy of the place first. Understand that you’ll be a foreigner in a place where not everyone may like you or speak your language. Learn how the people treat foreigners, learn the prices, the the location, the culture. When you have a grasp on how to survive then go ahead and fuck their bitches.

I’m guessing this is your first time abroad.

Wear a condom. Fuck the whores. Have fun. Don't listen to anyone else in this thread.

My friends were the ones who recommended I get a hooker. They are coming with me there. I bet they’re probably going to fuck hookers too.

its alright, incel. go and fuck a hooker. at least you wont go on a shooting spree.
but wear a condom ffs.

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Because there’s literally nothing special about it. In either case, whether with a prostitute or with a regular girl, you’re paying for it either directly or not. Difference is that a prostitute is almost always a good lay since that’s their job, and she’ll probably try to hook you to come back. Home girl may be a dead fish.

There is nothing romantic about getting your dick wet.

I'm not trying to be a douche, I personally don't care about bragging rights. I'm just trying to say think hard about why it is you want this, because imo having sex is in large part fun and worthy of being proud of (to whatever extent you might care) if its when the girl wants you. If there's any part of you that wants this just to not feel 'left out' or something from your friends who have been laid, I'd strongly reconsider since you'll still feel left out or worse stigmatised. I've known people to lose their V to a prostitute and they're not considered by their friends to have had sex in the same way that they have. It's considered 'wow you were so desperate you had to pay, that's sad'. If its nothing to do with any of that then fair enough. But even so I'd just say it will be better for you not just financially but mentally and socially to just work on yourself and become desirable enough to get laid normally.

Yep. First time

They’re literally still going to make fun of you for the rest of your life, they’ll also tell other people

>There is nothing romantic about getting your dick wet
but what if i have sex with the love of my life?

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My friend lost his virginity to a hooker in amsterdam. He is a fat and ugly af. He probably hasn't had pussy since he lost it. My other friend also went with him and he said it was the hotest girl he's ever been with. I dunno, maybe i'd try it out as well, but I'm not that desperate.

lmao.

>since prostitution is legal, the last thing you want is for them to hunt you down and hound you for international child support.
lolwut. She should legally have to get an abortion

How about we force you to learn some fucking English?

Eh I guess we just differ in opinion on that then, because I think losing your virginity is something that is important. Even if rationally you don't want it to be, socially it can be, and psychologically your first time can be a big thing. Not saying it has to be 'special' but at least being with someone who wants you has to help.

If you want to have a fun time, I would not bang window hookers. Pay an escort to come to your room for a couple of hours. Way hotter girls, you can fuck them as many times as you can get it up ( in the time you paid for) and you don’t have to haggle over extras. Pay abot 200 an hour and you get a pretty high end girl.

I read that in the Philippines if the woman gives birth and can track you down, she can pressure the government to pressure your government to pay child support. It became the case after Aussies (go figure) would ejaculate and evacuate, leaving single mothers in slums everywhere. Not sure if that’s the case in other countries, but it’s better to be safe about it.

Uhh, mate, I paid 50 Euro in dam for a Spanish bitch. Let me do anything and everything for the price, even though anal should have been 100 Euro. She didn't rush me, she waited until I bust. Had small talk while getting dressed, slapped her arse while leaving. Best 50 Euro spent in my life.

*saddest 50 euro you ever spent in your life

yeah. i read the same. the organisation is active on a global scale, mostly in third world countries. but i'm quite sure, that the hookers in Amsterdam have enough money to sue his ass on their own.

Keep accountability of literally all your gear whenever you leave a spot and whenever someone you don’t know leaves your company. Make sure all your things are charged before heading out as well. Google Maps has saved my ass countless times. Use it to mark places and set your home location as your hotel.

you know that white stuff that comes out of your peepee makes babies right?

what city? and how did you find her?
i want to invest my 50 euros the same way.

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Spain literally has a school for prostitution. Eurobeaners are superior to Mexibeaners.

>Not wanting to go full Ghengis Khan on a country.

Im in germany and 50 Euro is the rate for normal hookers, 15-20 min a pop and once you blow, show is over. Escorts are usually more attractive, less trashy, and you pay your the time. So extra rounds ( maybe important for our virgin friend) don’t cost any additional. Or if you want something wild, look up FKK clubs in Germany.

How about some good advise for Amsterdam itself: don't carry all your money with you and definitely not in a sholder bag or back pack. Tourists being robbed is pretty common place, I saw a Japanese tourist have his bag snatched off his shoulder by two people on a scooter, my friend had his backpack stolen with my camera in it, my friend said he saw 2 big black guys knock out a guy and grab guys stuff. Also, the are drug dealers on what seems like almost every corner, as you walk up to them they'll approach you and start listing out their wares; they'll follow you for a few steps as they work in just a small area- just keep walking and you'll be just fine. If you want to purchase something from them remember, there are a lot that will sell you crap- you take your own risks dealing with a street dealer. The coffee shops are great and generally have some pretty good weed and weed products, you can also check out smart shops, they sell mushrooms and if I remember right, peyote buttons. Amsterdam also has great museums, I saw a Bodies exhibit while I was there. And, have fun but keep your head on so you don't get rolled

if you wear a mask during the sex, she wont remember your face. therefore, she don't know whom to sue.

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THIS.

I did one of those P&O mini cruises from Hull in UK. Standard dam. Just clocked her in window, went up, said how much. I knew 50 is going rate. No haggling, nothing. I said fair enough, she locked door, we went upstairs and I had my fun. Good times.

You're gonna wear a condom. There are a lot of condoms to choose from, but the most important factor is size. Find one that fits you well. Like a good pair of socks - snug but not too tight.

thx mate. i'll give it a shot

You sound like you spend your life way to concerned about what other people think about you. Let the kid go have fun you miserable bastard

My thoughts exactly.

he said he wont put on a condom because of the better feels.
not because he hasnt the mental capacity to put it on.
not fuck off, normie

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It's Amsterdam. Everyone in that area speaks English, because tourism is pretty much all there is in the city centre. Also, cheese shops for tourists, souvenir shops for tourists, nutella crêpe stands for tourists, coffeeshops (i.e., weed) for tourists, and pickpockets.

Yes, it's 'like' a rule here.

That is, you'll be kicked out by a Moroccan bouncer or a tattooed Polish pimp if you try to dispense with the condom. There is no paid sex without a condom for an American visiting De Wallen district in Amsterdam. Idiot.

If you want unprotected sex with a whore, go to Mexico or Thailand or Rumania or something.

im from amsterdam and most of the girls are literally 10/10

If you PAY for sex you aren’t a MAN.

If you use a condom, you really didn’t have SEX.

So many beta’s on this thread makes me sick.

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