Is this funny?

youtube.com/watch?v=buFyqPorpdQ

>how did she die?
>i will tell you how she lived

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wtf

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scooter looks pretty high to me

I remember her videos. I wondered how bad will it be when she hits the wall but never expected this ... yikes

she's 6ft*(now under) according to google

was*

she looks vegan

so does anyone know did she actually try to fucking ride a scooter on the road? Or did she ride it on the path and get to the road and mean to stop but fuckin forget how to and end up in the road?

kek

I can't stand the way Brits write with their stupid figures of speech, it's immediately identifiable

looked

yeah theyre something else

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>she's 6ft*(now under)
kek

>we can see the scooter in the vid
fucking hell

>In response to the fatal accident, the London Metropolitan Police Service has enacted a requirement requiring all electric Scooter owners to now own a license when using on a public street.

childless roasties shoud be in jail anyway

>buy gf scooter
>she dies riding it a few days later
really sad, hope the guy can find a new gf and maybe get a refund on the scooter

Have sex

its weird i was already aware of a vegan youtuber who died on a scooter getting hit by a truck. it was like 3 years ago i thought why the fuck are they talking about this now

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Fucking based

Why are women so fragile?

just listen to the video
>he bought me a scooter yeah but didn't end up taking me to Australia
I guess this video is snippets from the past? and she's trying to roast this now-ex-bf

I love that that's the solution to all problems for brits, loicenses.

It's true she's insuferrable. How the fuck did she become an e-celeb? And she talks aboy dating while her bf is next to her, she plays with a dildo. Absolutely repuslive. The irony is that this scooter was probabaly a product placement she got money to advertise and then she died on it

you got a loicense for that meme, buddy?

No details on the accident yet but

>Police have been investigating the scene of the crash at Queen’s Circus roundabout, which was redesigned in 2015 to keep cyclists separated from other traffic. The new layout has been criticised as being confusing and last year a cyclist died after being hit by a bin lorry.
>It is illegal to ride an e-scooter – or a Segway, Go-Ped or powered unicycle – on public roads in the UK as they are not considered to be roadworthy vehicles. Yet millions of people ride them in cities across Europe and the US, and growing numbers of e-scooters have been sold in the UK, prompting the government to review the law.

>Fatal crash involving an electric scooter
What, how can someone die?
>with a truck
Ok, that title is misleading, thanks for semi clickbait.

youtube.com/watch?v=lhAr_UeroCk

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fs was about to go to bed and now this thread's a thing

Women actually watch this tat. I've got a sister, all she fucking watches are vaguely attractive women vlogging about their fucking lives, it makes absolutely no sense to me.

It's not like they're even doing anything. They're just going about their utterly bland lives looking at shoes or something.

>bin lorry
when will British people learn English. "mahasa napeema bin lorry aleikum"

OI! YA GOT A LOICENCE FOH THA SPARKY SCOOTY?!

bin man been man?

oh not this again

>wanted to start a family
>planned to freeze embryo
WTF if she wanted a family why freeze embryos?? She wanted to ride young cock carousel for about 10 years again and then use those frozen embryos fro a beta provider

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which makes it all the worse

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>across europe
Not in germany. Only cycle pathways.
And i think paris too.

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Lol holy shit. Her great younger bitch boy bought her the scooter she died on? Wew lordy

she looks like she's lived a long full life of many decades so it's not so sad

>roastie pretending she's still young
>tries to do a hip young people thing
>dies
Many such cases

This reads like something my uncle would write

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Her womb is too old to safely carry children. She likely wanted yo use a surrogate.

Sad.

youtube.com/watch?v=n1z9SCBstmc

youtube.com/watch?v=CttS_q39-70

youtube.com/watch?v=WSf6wOw04ts

I hope to be at least half as based at 50

I don't understand it though, if he's saying September, he couldn't have possibly taken her to Australia yet anyway. Unless this whole thing was filmed last year, which makes even LESS sense.

>she's 6ft*(now under)
Top kek user.

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yes this is funny

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>now under

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If you are in your 20s and have a gf

please knock her up now for her own safety

If you think girls are mental now wait until they hit 30

Read BBC News comments, sort by lowest rated. Good times.

Yep I think she deserves a sticky.

YES the fucking media doesn't say that all these old celebs who have babies don't actually *have* the baby! They fucking just implanted it in someone else. you never hear about it unless you look into it specifically

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Kek

Holy shit, look at her video views. She had a couple of hits SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO.

She never stopped riding the cock carousel. This is what happens to these chicks, they're fucked for life. Why would you keep pumping out videos for an audience of 10k nutjobs well into your 30s?

Where are the comments? I scroll down and I see "Why you can trust BBC News" instead of comments.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-48973968

who knew unprotected bareback sex was the true secret to life

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*HONK* *HONK*

Give birth.

Holy shit she literally got patrolled

False validation

Unirionic 6'5 UKfag here. UK doors are typically tall enough for me to sorta have to duck my head a tiny smidge to get under for reference thaknmy ou

this looks like porn movie tier

>that eye

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He killed her and is trying to throw the dirt onto someone else. There's been some serious slander around trucks through their depiction in several manga of late; we do not kill indiscriminately on the road.

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youtube.com/watch?v=LHDSHFOW76s

Ohhh so she was already a broken roastie. She has a weird masculine body, she even made a post about it

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youtu.be/n1z9SCBstmc

I love how she can't even cry with all the fucking botox in her plastic face.

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what a self absorbed hag

was she fifty?

There's nothing funny about a lady dying on an e-scooter.

it's funny how 90% of problems for women both physical and mental are solved by just getting pregnant, but they don't want to do that anymore

But it's a Truck that killed her not the Scooter

OH NONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

There are a lot of instagram e-thot, i don't understand the appeal to this. Probabaly vapi roasties who can relate to her

out of those 10k cucks she probably got a decent amount of donations/gifts.

the women you've heard about who are 40 and had a baby, they used a surrogate and didn't talk about it

>a lady

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you are a fucking dumbass

>egg freezing has more to it than beng a Yea Forums meme
Wut...

>youtube.com/watch?v=OB-eZwMBnwI

In the video she says she has a job, so I'm pretty sure she's not getting much. This woman's audience are other women trying to validate their awful lifestyle decisions, not men, who run a fucking mile when they see her open her fat mouth.

The betas who give money to women do it to younger ones.

>i can't post happy pictures and fake smiles
Why would you want to do that to begin with? Why pretend you're happy when your life was oviously shit

Tick tock tick tock.

Formerly

nice abs tho

I guess that explains her hormonal problems.

>white roasties

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Just because you have a job that doesn't mean an extra 1k or 2k doesn't make a difference.

>you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
youtube.com/watch?v=Qf7GPlShXOw

>vegan

of course

Yeah women hit the wall pretty fuckin hard at 30, this is what constant physical maintenance looks like for a women at 35, this is as good as the average woman can hope for by that age.

Rest in beace young nigga there’s a heaven for a G

O B S E S S E D

>Having a daughter

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(formerly 6ft)

So I'm guessing the UK is gonna pass a law to require Scooter License for only 500 pounds a year to regulate them.

I'm not obsessed, I think she has a good sense of humour. Only she was bitching about men going for younger women, and now does it too in her newest video.

Funnies.

>no bodyfat
>wrinkles galore
Almost certainly

See, even that simple sentence gave me a burst of chuckles

Not you. Her, and her constant age insecurity
Sorry frenlo

the guy is actually funny

holyshit this dude has balls

Why would anyone choose to live in Britain? Soon enough you’ll need a license just to take a fucking shit over there.

lol. How they could bastardise their own language to that extent, and then criticise the way anyone else speaks it is beyond me.

don't forget mandatory insurance 4k for first time riders

gypos had the right idea with horses

coachkino

Don't be a Tory, bin that lorry

Oh my bad, thought that was directed about me.
Yeah that's a latent theme in a lot of her videos, that ageing is less kind on women. She also has a series about freezing her eggs.

innit. Her dream was not to grow old - now it's come true

Because they were meant to be in a man’s house doing chores, not riding e-scooters and desperately opening their legs for every late-teen who’s still dumb and horny enough to plow their worn out pussy.

>UPDATE JULY 13, 2019: Emily Hart died today in a car accident in London. I am truly sorry for her family. I can imagine what I would feel like if I were her brother, her father, and so I can imagine how shattered they must feel over this tragedy. People have urged me to remove this video “out of respect.” However, Emily Hart was blatantly foolish in how she led her life—an object lesson to us all, especially to young women. So I question what purpose would be served by removing it.
What the hell's his problem ?

I should feel sorry for her but I really don't care any more.

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>Tory rhymes with Lorry

>powered unicycle

>a lady
She's a roastie who acts like a teenager despite having hit the wall at 35.

>young girlfriend for sex and her parents for conversation

literally my last relationship. she'd sit there and smile while her parents and i talked politics.

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What did she mean by this?

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kek I love me some quality irl shizo comedy
youtube.com/watch?v=5MVyQNNFobA

Does she not understand that she's only making him more erect

That should let you know just how bland the average woman really is

I think everything is a fine-able offense now

you can get fined if they decided to search you and you have just been shopping and bought a knife

its mental, you can look at someone racist and get fined, I think they have fined people for looking like they were thinking about something thats a fine-able offense

they arrested a disabled guy at the Olympics because he wasn't smiling, I think he even got a fine

They gave up security for "freedom".

Sure, I could go out and live in the fucking woods. Maybe I'd survive for 50 years, hunting shit with a handmade bow and traps. But eventually, I'm going to get too old to do it anymore, or a bear is going to smash down my log shack.

Security is literally the biggest luxury you can have a human being. And women just pissed it away.

he based

The UK must bad electric scooters now.

God left this place a long time ago.

Luckily a divine intervention has removed her from the gene pool before she could scrape off the last of her halfway viable eggs and spend another 10 years disappointing college students before she raises another 35 year old town bicycle

>top comment: "I guess she doesn't want a mail figure in her life"

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For the hipster's hipster's hipster.

lot of incels in this thread

dilate

lmao

Imagine dating a roastie 8 years older than you and being paraded as her bitchboy on inerrnet

Imagine waking up early on a Sunday morning to celebrate the death of someone because she was a woman and wouldn't fuck you.

Is this what you dreamed your life would be like when you were you? Does any of this bring more than fleeting joy in your lives? I would recommend you all take a long hard look at your lives and ponder if there isn't something you could do to better yourself before life slips past you.

The last video she made was an empty and vapid top ten. R.I.P.

>if you're not an incel you're a tranny
have sex incel

heh

that might be his fetish

Ovulate

go moralfag on r*ddit burger

seethe hard 2
seethe harder

That’s what happens when a woman spends her whole life fighting nature and trying to become a man, at some point every woman comes to the realization that the only way for her to be happy is to quit pretending to be a man and actually behave like a woman for once in their lives. Sadly, many women, like her, don’t come to this realization until it’s too late. Now you’re 35, unable to have kids due to your obsession with sculpting your body like a man, clinically depressed from having spent all of your sexually viable years handing out your only real asset to guys who don’t even like you because you wanted to sleep around the way a men do, and now you’re over the hill and no man wants to waste his time taking a washed up old hag like you seriously, you start taking tons of medications and hormone therapies to try to force yourself young again, and then you die on an electric scooter that your most recent tinder date bought for you with his mcdonalds paycheck. This is the life feminists want for your daughter.

this bitch still making videos? She's actually schizo IIRC

dilate tranny

35 might as well be 50 if you have a pussy

your uncle sounds based af

>H
>O
>N
>K

Keep posting like you do here and wonder why you feel unfufilled and sad all the time

This s what women do when they’re allowed to make their own choices, there’s a reason all women hate having to make decisions on their own.

this is very sad to listen to

he's right though

Yeah clown world haha. Totally degenerate how come all these people get to be happy but not me I am so pure !!!!!!!

so is it mommy issues?

iam actualy doing great but thanks for your concern

Dilate.

>35-year-old childless woman
i know it's epically edgy, but i can't bring myself to really care. she was 35, and with what? a boyfriend and an audience? a few completely transient relationships. nothing of any real significance was lost. he'll have another bird in 6 months after boosting his social media, and her followers will have no shortage of ~fitness influencers~ to replace her in their feeds

a dead spinster has no real lasting memory, no real mourning. her tanned, toned corpse will take an extra week to turn pallid and bloated. a decade for her parents to die and her friends to forget her at most

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When I go to church I will pray for your salvation, as unlikely as it seems

Nice projection now go dilate your open wound

Look at jesus doin work

>"Heheheheh! Here I come with my e-scooter! MAKE WAY! AAAAARRRRRGHL!".

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It might be hard for you to believe but she probably had friends and family who will dearly miss her. 35 might seem old to you, but its still close to half of her life taken early

>I am currently injecting myself twice a day in the hopes of freezing some embryos with @jacob_hazell but my 2nd scan didn’t go well and 1 follicle is growing too quickly so it’s all a bit TBC right now
>Yesterday I hung out with my gorgeous nephew Arlo and niece Winter We hugged, we laughed, we played, Arlo called me a fat pig
>Who knows, one day hopefully I will have one of my own

if only the roasties would heed her warning, bros. but it's university and career womanhood... until it's too late

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White women are just the fucking worst

>wasting your time on earth praying to some imaginary being
>call other peoples lives miserable

Get a load of this absolute faggot

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>Unless you are a raging incel who hates all women, males who show any weakness, capeshit, movies that aren't R-rated you are a tranny

/pol/ has really poisoned the well on Yea Forums haven't they. Sweetie (and I say that to trigger you) not everyone who disagrees with you is a tranny

Honestly that accident could very well be a suicide. i'm sure she was receiving daily messages telling her she was a roastie and will never have children

>this

Most of these e-thots really don’t make any money off of their audience at all. They have literally a small handful of super simps who will shell out a couple of bucks to them and the rest of their money comes from peddling cheap junk and fad items on their instagram pages. Most of these people don’t do or own 95% of the shit they show you online and eventually go broke after a few years.

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Arlo with the bantz on THOT patrol.

>>Yesterday I hung out with my gorgeous nephew Arlo and niece Winter
>Arlo
>Winter
My, my, she was a chav all along.

dilation station

L O L

i want this joke made about me after I die

YOu would know you probably sent them you incel pussy

Hard abs on women are gross, especially when it’s coupled with leathery worn out skin

>i have been found out
>better strawman before they call me out on my open wound

It's probably mostly a front for prostitution

>coping with ddissenting opinions with b-b-b-b-but they are probably a tranny r--r-r-r-right!!!!

I pray you don't lose whatever position you are in that makes you comfortable to fall out and you have to interact with the real world and not just a bunch of edgy miserable fucks on Yea Forums

>YOu would know you probably sent them you incel pussy
LOL I never heard about her before and I don't go roastie hunting on instagram but I looked at her page and she made a whole post because someone send her a message asking if she was male or female.

t. seething femcel

My cock might be small but its not a vagina

>Is that what she looks like at 35?

Not anymore

Dilate.

t. thot

>UPDATE JULY 13, 2019: Emily Hart died today in a car accident in London. I am truly sorry for her family. I can imagine what I would feel like if I were her brother, her father, and so I can imagine how shattered they must feel over this tragedy. People have urged me to remove this video “out of respect.” However, Emily Hart was blatantly foolish in how she led her life—an object lesson to us all, especially to young women. So I question what purpose would be served by removing it.
>About attractive 30-something women who missed the boat, and are now panicking.
Absolutely based

I saw someone with this the other day. My passenger and I couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculous the guy looked

Stop masturbating

something you want to say bitchfren?

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>go to church
>but don't believe men and women to be unequal
You realise you're rejecting the actual teaching of Christ and the Word of God by not acknowledging that women are inferior to men, right?

>that slow head turn of absolute confusion
I forgot how great this video was

haaha

harsh, but fair. and definitely based

This things can be dangerous if misused and there is more an more misuse as the number of users increases. In my country politicians are thinking about creating a licence for driving those things.

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>buy gf scooter
>she dies riding it a few days later

All according to plan

I remember she made a video hating short men. yikies.

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Sorry, I don't speak in millennial.

Well, it's dangerous for the rider. Ride this thing at your own risk

What's the difference between this and a bicycle though? The speed is about the same, the protection is about the same, goes on the same lanes. Is there a bicycle license in your country?

fanny lips

Source? Not accusing you of anything, just know jack shit about the effects of pregnancy on the body and positive aspects of it.

>I remember she made a video hating short men. yikies.
link?

Freezing embryos is like buying a dress 3 sizes too small for when you go on that diet next year. It's just lying to yourself.

Top kek

He made it up cause his oneitis won't settle with his 2/10 seething manlet raging ass

>fanny
Seriously, is there something that forces millennials to speak like 5 year olds?
Why do you infantilize everything?
Is it because you are mentally 5?

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just go to her channel you lazy zoomer

women go crazy after a certain age without kids. never mind the rust cohle meme, men can keep themselves busy without a family. ive got a friend who got trapped by a 30 something when she refused to get an abortion. stay safe out there

Dilate, die early

>be her boyfriend
>clearly be a homo but need a beard
>beard falls in love with you and wants to start a family
>no choice but to say yes because she'll out you if you refuse
>she's already making appointments with expensive fertility docs and arranging surrogates for big money(which you'll be paying for most of)
>freaking out
>she dies in a hilarious scooter accident

Imagine his relief.

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What 5 year old says fanny? What are you babbling on about?

floppy labia

Oh my god...I loved her. So sad.

>just go to her channel you lazy zoomer
No i won't go there and fuck you, I'm better off

lol

>Hilarious accident

Have sex

Not cool Dave

in america fanny is a baby word for the behind

It's possible to remove the speed limitation on those scooter so you can reach 90 km/hour. bicycle can be dangerous but won't be that fast. Besides you're required to wear a helmet for bicycle, there's no safety regulation regarding riding electric scooters.

youtu.be/T2fWnO-VfAw

She might have been a lesbo as well

>dude the only time I see white people are in porn movies!

Means vagina in the rest of the world

dilate

>possible to remove the speed limitation on those scooter so you can reach 90 km/hour
Creating licenses to prevent a 1/1000 scenario sounds exactly like something EU politicians would do

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One less white person in Britain. F

No it doesn't, it's more autistic millennial ebonics.

30 year old woman, make your choice
baby, or bin lorry

She was beautiful and very fit. SHut up

t. roastie

Dave you absolute mad lad

have children

>let me just take a picture of it and put it on the internet for everyone to see!
These attention-seeking cunts get right on my tits. My mate is marrying one of these "influencers" and now I have to deal with hearing her self-made problems all the fucking time. Things the bitch has complained or posted inane shit about this week:
>so stressed about the wedding... that she chose to have and badgered my mate about for months
>annoyed that people keep asking her where she gets her art supplies from because she says it will put her out of business (clearly she knows full well she has no fucking talent so couldn't compete)
>took a dozen photos of herself in one day and didn't get immediate praises for the last one, so she told people to unfollower her if they don't care
>upset with my mate because he still thinks they should split the rent but she wants to quit her day job to focus more on the 50k followers she has (like they mean anything)
>angry at me because she was crying about getting the wrong nail colour sent through and I said "honestly, who gives a shit apart from you?"
>claims all of her friends don't spend time with her, but she does nothing but exploit them for contacts/parties and then ignores them
>took a photo of herself crying- scratch that, took THIRTY photos of herself crying and picked the "right" one to edit and post with the line "watching a sad film and now I'm ugly crying" followed by a dozen emojis
>is now boycotting some local coffee place because she couldn't skip the queue and get a drink before her really important pilates session
>got one idiot mouthwash company to sponsor her and now she does daily blatant adverts acting like she always used it, and doesn't understand why no one follows her links

I can only assume she can suck dick like a pro, otherwise I don't know why he's putting up with it.

i touches a 40 year old womans skin once. it was a real shock it was nothing like touching a young womans skin. it was like running your hand over cracked leather

To based

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absolutely based

seethe more

So you touched your mom and compared it with your sister skin?

nah

It’s not edgy, it’s reality. A 35 year old woman with no children is like a well labeled toxic waste dump, anyone capable of reading the signs is going to stay as far away as they can because they know she’s a hazard to their wellbeing. If a woman manages to reach the age of 35 without getting knocked up it’s because literally every man who has ever met her has made a conscious decision to not tie themselves to her by making the mistake of having a kid with her. That’s why she had to date so many guys who were years younger than her, it’s not because she likes younger guys, women hate dealing with younger guys, it’s because only a horny college student would be dumb enough to be seen in public with this old hag.

dilate

>Those nails

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This is unironically my ex in 10 years. She openly told me she never wants children and just wants a flat in central London and to fill her life with bags and meaningless relationships. I think it was her weird idea of being edgy but it was quite sad. She was also a part time vegan and talked about using a surrogate if she found herself actually wanting children. Grim.

did her BF die too?

STOP SHE'S ALREADY DEAD

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>Queen's Circus roundabout

So did this bitch literally go into a massive traffic circle that doesn't stop?

Feminism is a hell of a drug.

Do people unironically think a 35 yo person is old?

Yeah, I have no doubt that most of them have a sugar daddy or two that pays their rent or something. That would also explain why most of them have to quit after a couple years, sugar daddy gets bored with you and moved on/gets old and dies and then they have to go back to working at target to keep paying rent.

now imagine if he were a black

Why is she crying. Porn movies are advertisement for their escort services anyway.

No, hipster poshies call their kids shit like that, too.

she was acting like a 20 year old

Emily looked better than that bald fat old man

>take the redpill
>you can be a hunched over creepy out of shape bald guy like me

Uh, no. I'll workout, thank you faggot.

>doesn't know British slang that's existed for decades
>obsessed with age and thinks distancing himself from his own generation works
>needs a new line for every sentence
Yeah, you stink like a fucking zoomer, you 21 year old American cunt.

Fuck articles like this, literally just a small handful of mentally ill rainbow rugmunchers who were molested as a child act like fucking babies and their dipshit english major friend makes an article about them and now everyone thinks everyone my age wants to dye their eyebrows red and go back to preschool.

>However, Emily Hart was blatantly foolish in how she led her life—an object lesson to us all, especially to young women.

She made millions being a vapid narcisist. How is that a lesson on what to avoid? Seems like a cushy job.

he has a family and money

I had an ex like this. I stayed with her as long as I did because she was wicked hot but that only goes so far. I kept telling myself it was a phase (she wasn't like 5hat when we first started dating) but when this lasted for about 2 years I bailed.

Oh great, we all got shunted off to Yea Forums because some retarded mod put on his big boy pants.

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

FUCK YOU /B?

For a woman 35 is old, for a woman with no kids 35 might as well be a death sentence, in her case it was.

top kek at dicky, have sex incel

Sadly this is kinda true, the only thing worse for society than a single mother is a woman who hit 30 and hasn’t become a mother yet.

>you are talking to me?
sounded just like taxi driver

Jesus christ 35 looks fucking scary on a woman

Why would a woman marry a man if she knows he is with her only because of her looks, men can't actually fall in love, men don't find women older than 30 years old attractive, men use women as reproductive or sexual chattel, men will always cheat on with a younger woman, etc?

Why in the fuck would anyone need two electric scooters, let alone one? Secondly, what a completely ridiculous gift -- happy birthday, here's two scooters, and a one-month all expenses paid trip to Australia. She probably got this fag a candle for his birthday.

that face...wtf

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No they didn't break up. Dude was on the news talking about how they were planning on starting a family days before the accident.

Classic social media influencer relationship. The scooters were probably part of some advertising deal, the company that makes the scooters or maybe a company that rents them out let them borrow a couple scooters or maybe just gifted them to them so that they could use them in videos to get people buying more e-scooters or something. Then they made it look like the boyfriend got them for her. Also, this is what you end up with when you decide to spend the entirety of your 20s being “wild and free” you end up being 35 dating a guy who’s fresh out of college who buys you fucking e-scooters instead of something useful.

Boy did he dodge a bullet, I doubt anyone has ever been happier about purchasing an e-scooter than this dude.

That’s the “I’ve hit the wall and I just realized all the girls online telling me how stunning and brave I am have been lying to me” face

wait did the cunt actually die or is someone trying to get me to go to her channel and give her a view or google her, giving her attention.

i refuse to do either of the last 2

Yeah she got hit by a “bin lorry” I think that’s british talk for a garbage truck or something, seems kinda fitting.

wow friedrich neitzsche doesnt know how to conjunct words together properly, clearly anything he says is just outright wrong, or hes a retard and doesnt know how to spell the plural for woman

oh good, she belonged in the trash for a while now

Mods should have dmoved this to /news/..

If you get hit by something like that you're not just killed, you're totally smushed. She's a pancake that barely resembles human flesh. That's a closed casket for sure.

lol yes

what does the younger guy get out of that relationship? I was trying to figure out what these guys could possibly see in her??

whores get shanked and shived every day, why is this one special?

Kinda ironic that someone whose whole life revolved around plastering her face all over the internet for everyone to see 24/7 is gonna need a closed casket funeral.

Hahah You must be a literal boomer. How the fuck do you old fags find places like Yea Forums? serious question.

Easy pussy, that’s literally it. At her age she needed to be as easy as possible for as young and naive as a dude as she can possibly find as soon as she can so she could convince him that it’s okay for her to freeze her eggs and his sperm and settle down with her while she spends the last sliver of sex appeal she thinks she has left before paying some other woman to carry her baby for her when her uterus is officially dried out. Luckily, a local garbage disposal truck noticed it missed a a bit of trash on an e-scooter and scraped it up off the road, saving that dude from an inevitable life of misery.

She's in the top 5% of 30+ year old women with that tight figure. Shit, her body blows many 20 year olds away as well. Face isn't the worst either.
My advice, you get a young chick with a decent body that doesn't annoy you and marry her. It only gets worse.

Maybe it wasn't an accident, maybe she found out she really couldn't have kids.

Are you mentally ill? I wouldn't fuck that with 10 bags covering her face.

i think this is the girl who got hit on by russel brand

also she was like hight is important on a guy lol

Just goes to show that even the top 5% of 30+ year old women can’t actually compete with 20 year olds. It doesn’t really matter how much effort a girl puts into the gym, 30 is 30 and if you’re still alone by 30 then you’re in for a rough time.

Idk dude, it's a living (well jot anymore butl, as long as it pays well and you get to have a upper middle class income without working and all the free time

You know what’s better than gross hard abs? Smooth skin and tight pussy, neither of which she’ll ever be able to get back.

Lmfao if she was with Russel Brand she would have gotten a Benz truck instead of a fucking e-scooter and then she might have survived that accident.

>I think that’s british talk
He said, without irony, in fucking English

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yep. nice dubs

project harder

the britbongs went from ruling 1/4 of the world to an island the size of michigan, if anything their version of english is considered archaic, proto-human speech