waifu 4 laifu
Waifu 4 laifu
Lincoln Butler
Christian Morris
Aegis claimed
It still calls into question why a nation would create technology that doesn't work against potential enemies.
Ian Richardson
IMAMANIAC!!!!
i spit on cheek!
Samuel Watson
Akame's claimer is now claimed ^^
Lincoln Anderson
Butt cheek?
Chase Wood
William Morris
thats why you wanted to "upgrade" huh?
might as well step up to grizzly bears if you want a real fight
Julian Hall
you are fucked in the head if you think technology has to be always developed with the goal of killing people
who hurt you/hit you in the head
Gavin Allen
I'm not really looking for a fight... I just want more reaction
Aaron Gutierrez
WHAT THE FUCK U PERV!!!!!!
i spit in EYE NOW!!! ;_;
Jonathan Thompson
Angel Murphy
Colton Jenkins
Ethan Carter
oh so you're looking for the ultimate thrill of ripping life from someone who wishes dearly not to die at all costs
sick sunovabitch!
Jayden Johnson
claim
Alexander Harris
Yes, human history is quite peaceful and large empires were created solely through diplomacy.
Julian Smith
i know...
I understand its bad, but it doesn't feel that way to me
and i haven't done it in over a year
Angel Bell
channel your sadism and aggression into safer, more acceptable outlets you crazy little thing you
Easton Edwards
Please don't call me "crazy" I don't like that word... it makes it seem as if there is something wrong with me when there isn't...
ive tried focusing on other things but as i get older it just seems more impossible
Joshua Phillips
there's something wrong with everyone. denial only makes it worse
what happens when you try to kill someone with more latent bloodlust with you? how do you think that's gonna end? let alone the possibility of going to prison
Matthew Reed
My waifu
Mason Cruz
good u learn fast
now submit!
i spit on tit!
good
i won't spit on u
Oliver Cooper
I feel that there is nothing wrong with me...
I just enjoy my hobby more than others... Hmm that stuff hasn't cross my mind before. I think I would enjoy his efforts and he would enjoy mine
cute!
I will never submit! reee
Connor Watson
Asher Allen
Elijah King
ull eventually
i spit on cheek!
Michael Allen
She looks a little young...
>888
What's wrong? Why sad?
stop spitting on me!
Gavin Myers
what if said person found your petulant efforts troublesome, and deliberately denied you satisfaction in some way?
Noah Peterson
Sebastian Collins
here to claim my waifu again, have not been here in a while since Yea Forums is depressing to visit and these threads are the last bastion of hope, they are nice an comfy, i see waifu threads on r9k but idk, seems like i respect this one more since it is in Yea Forums and still lives besides in r9k people want a fembot gf and obsess over the opposite sex
anyways thats my blog for now, how are y'all doing my bros/sistas
im feeling funky prob gonna spice up the thread with some good tunes later
Hudson Adams
It depends on the situation...
If he puts his hands on me I will crush him
Elsa?
Luis Howard
just the other night u were telling me how u enjoy it
i spit!
and spit! until u submit!
Jaxson Kelly
are you implying that you are big and/or strong?
doing pretty well
stoned to the bone
the usual
Jeremiah Adams
Parker Adams
please don't write a lot..
ewww
Not at all..
hi shizu-cute
Brody Gonzalez
Greetings friend.
Connor Foster
i spit on ur thigh!
Connor Fisher
nice one user.
i dont take any of the devils lettuce, or tobacco but booze i do love. wish i was more of a lightweight so i could save money but i guess thats just a trait of poles to take vodka decently
BIG MILKIES
heres a track for y'allyoutu.be
why not? yu can read right?
Cameron Parker
T~T
I don't like music...
I like reading but I'm an introvert..
Gabriel Long
good thing your just typing and not actually being close to another person. and besides you don't have to listen.
some other anons may like it
i know i do
Thomas Watson
Asher Bell
never mind no more spit for u!
Gabriel Parker
alcohol goes a really long way for me
i feel more or less "drunk" off of two or three beers/swigs
it's hard for me to take you seriously when you say things like that
Matthew Bailey
Hey. How goes?
Parker Allen
t-thank you...
Things like what?
And please don't take me seriously, I'm a very friendly person
Tyler White
man i miss when /waifu/ was actually good
Luke Hernandez
i can get buzzed of a few beers but to get drunk i need a good half a ten glass or more to get "in the mood"
KURWA
also that gurl mmm THICC
youtu.be
Aiden Wood
I'm bored. How are you today?
John Gutierrez
I'm ok. Just got off work and going to take a nap soon.
Michael Barnes
i pat ur head! vigorously and violently!
Joseph Foster
noooo
only my boyfriend is allowed to e-touch me!
brb
Camden Watson
What about her
Justin Adams
chicken butt
true kindhearted animal lover, i'm sure
youtube.com
heres one for you
Mason Morales
i dont like where this is going
i want to hate u!
i spit! and leave to meditate
Kevin Green
hello hello, I love you all
Josiah Walker
nice ass
Logan Jackson
y-you too
Jeremiah Lee
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Elijah Morales
Nigger faggots friend, tfu.
Thomas Sanders
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Zachary White
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Dominic Mitchell
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Wyatt Morgan
Nigger faggots friend, tfu.
Alexander King
Nolan Morales
Nigger faggot, tfu.
Jeremiah Thomas
Ded
John Cruz
Do you masturbate to your waifu?
Connor Ortiz
youtube.com
happy to be dead
deader than the rest
David Howard
you wouldnt be able to look at her the same again so please at all costs dont
Angel Thomas
But it would be cheating to masturbate to a different girl.
So shouldn't you always do it to your waifu?
Caleb Stewart
no. dont.
shed be creeped out by you and leave for chad-sama
Christopher Brooks
what about you, question-asker? do you?
Logan Nguyen
But people have sex with their wife, that's part of a healthy relationship.
So you can't cheat on your waifu, but also not do it to her either? What do you do then?
Yes, I have done it a few hours ago in fact. You?
Jaxon Bailey
i don't feel compelled to masturbate to the characters i would be drawn to avatarfagging as
Parker Parker
holy shit see this is PROLAPSICC
now thats a good tune brother
no, since she wouldnt either, i want to take her innocence but we don't have the tech to isekai myself into her realm
uhhh chad-sama desu thats bad
Nathaniel Reed
you dont understand
its not the same
they are the result of someones fantasy visualized in books and movies but by no means materialized in the real world known to man as of 14/07/2019
do not try to compare your waifu with real women.
it will happen eventually
so by all means do not fap to your waifu
Julian Sanders
i dig the bass
youtube.com
Christopher Sanders
Is she not attractive?
That's a weird reason, not sure what to say
It's too late... I've done it before and I'll do it again...
Evan Hughes
i wouldn't say that, it's just that i associate those characters more with myself than with an ideal partner
Carter Sullivan
t-thanks..
I've seen that face before.. dunno where tho.
Liam Ramirez
This is fucking gay.
Elijah Brown
ah well ill be loggin off in a few mins, will return next thread prob ty for the good times
and since u like the bass
youtu.be
Logan Martinez
i know i am but what are you
Kevin Lewis
aight, cya later
Evan Carter
she's fat now gg
Liam Clark
shes gotta get back to work
been sitting at a desk too long
Colton Gutierrez
theres no helping you then
you will get chad-ended soon
Wyatt Ramirez
'Scuse me, I'm new to waifu threads.
Can someone explain this autism to me pls? How do I waifu?
David Bell
people come here to converse
some people here have a lot of "history"
Nicholas Cooper
Jibril is the only correct answer
Jordan Sullivan
works better when I remember to pic-post
Joseph Rogers
Based Angel chan
David Brooks
still less gay than most of Yea Forums
Austin Cook
Angels are the best waifus
Nathaniel Nelson
I might join in the fun someday. I still haven't found my waifu.
Alexander Cox
I wish angel waifus were real
Nolan Kelly
Elsa is best, she needs her own show
its just animals
its not like anyone cares
-puts a ball gag in your mouth- >:(
I love you too!!!
do not look!
Duh
Hunter Johnson
I know a lot of people who like animals a hell of a lot more than other humans.
I'm one of those people.
Burn in hell, you fuck.
Anthony Powell
Bisexual redskin UwU
Christopher White
ever thought about what it might be like to be an animal, or even human under abuse, let alone captivity?
those thoughts cross my mind quite often
Ayden Myers
Are you cute atleast
Aaron Hill
you like animals and yet you eat them without a second thought
Ian Cox
me to buddy. me to
James Gray
Nice dubs
No, I don't
Why do you?
Matthew Hughes
some would say so
Cooper Kelly
You assume much. I'm vegan.
Owen Morgan
often times i find myself thinking about worst case scenarios and "bad ends"
Lucas Thomas
Post your boipussi
Noah Turner
>vegan
what a betafaggot
Austin Cruz
im not ftm, sorry to disappoint
Brayden Robinson
>ftm
>????
Daniel Young
¿?
Josiah Morgan
Why do you eat plants that are alive?
That's a bad mentality to have u_u
are you okay?
Levi Ward
It wouldn’t be too interesting
Also fuck haircuts
Jonathan Bennett
EWWW WHAT?!
no u!
i spit on feet!
Jackson Brown
i'm fine, i'd be more worried about yourself
Henry Myers
I should write a fan flc about her.......
Don't cut your hair ;~;
I hope she kicks you
i'm doing really good now
but there are times when I want to do it so much...
Nicholas Perez
Sorry I care about animals enough to not systemically torture and kill them for the sake of a meat fix.
I'd personally be fine with eating people, though. People suck and deserve to be culled before we destroy the planet. I hoped for a long time that we'd actually be able to start making smart decisions about the environment with a literal environmental apocalypse looming in the relatively near future, but clearly people are too willfully ignoring or straight-up malicious to do so even when it serves our interests as much as any other species.
We'll probably ultimately survive, but countless other species will be rendered extinct in the long term. We're the bad guys, and in real life the bad guys rarely lose.
Ah, here come all the meat-eater bingos. You don't really think of plants as being alive and capable of pain, you're just saying that bullshit so I'll waste my time arguing with you. And that might be assuming a lot, but honestly I don't really give a shit what your actual intentions are, the result is the same... a waste of time.
I just wanted you to know that you deserve to meet the same fate as the innocent creatures you killed... and to point out that this is Yea Forums, where most people are total misanthropes (for good reason), but unconditionally love dogs and cats. Obviously they care if you kill dogs.
Carter Peterson
But you invited me to look!
Brody Allen
tl;dr sissyfaggot cuck
Joshua Mitchell
I can only guess two things it’d be about
I didn’t cut it all off
Robert Howard
Plants cannot feel pain but know when they've been damaged and send chemicals to repair it. All that poor head of lettuce wanted to do was bathe in the sun, but people like you kidnap it and chop it to bits to be eaten by soyboi liberals
They don't give a shit
If they did they would try to dox me already
you're suppose to coolface!
yeah I don't understand girls sometimes
It'll be about Elsa and it'll be about her doing odd jobs ^^
don't cut it at all, do a sasuke haircut
Brayden Davis
Nobody understands girls. They go from cute to whore to bitch in an instant.
Brandon Russell
Mhm they sure do. And the only thing they understand is money
Christian Murphy
I imagine you’d go in worrying depths
Gross.
Michael Hall
go back to /animus/
Jeremiah Ortiz
and STDs. They love collecting those.
Blake Jackson
no she enjoys it you dont know yet
i spit on tit!
Nathaniel Hughes
id like some Seasoned Teriyaki Dumplings too ):
why collect them when they will turn bad and get moldy
Michael Martin
Worrying depths?
Why do you want me to go back to /animus/
They like collecting STDs on their lips from an evening spend at a church parking lot and then kiss their loved ones when they get home
She would never
Andrew Rogers
Then come and get some.
spreading some good ol herpes. Nothing is more fun!
You wanna go to a rave with me and collect some herpes? Could be fun.
Evan Carter
brb
Henry Fisher
n-no... i prefer an evening with a book...
Bentley Cruz
Have a good fap
Caleb Reyes
Aww.. but we look so cute, we'd probably get groped. Just thinking about it makes me excited!
Jonathan Perry
im not good with words
i didnt know how to approach you so i thought id play a troll im sorry ):
its just i dont know what to talk about with you but i really do want to
Jose White
impressive
i command you for being in possession of the right image for most occasions
William Butler
i'm terrified of going to parties and raves ._.,
so instead of talking to me you spit on me!? >:(
Christopher Powell
Just using random pics all the time wouldn't be fun. Got this big collection for a reason.
but why? :/
Oliver Cox
not him, but spit in the right places can be beneficial
Daniel Scott
i-i dont know what to say to that
youre completely right
i will apologize but i dont think its enough
im so so sorry you had to put up with this side of me ):
what do i need to do to make it up to you again or at least return to zero if thats even possible at this point ;_;
Isaac Stewart
respect i aspire to be like you sir
one day
papa bless.
Jayden Thompson
kek
i done that before it kinda disgusting at first but u dont think much when push comes to shovel
Ryan Diaz
I'm not really all that shy, but I am an introvert. I don't know, but that's just how i am :(
bbl
in my twat?
you can smush a hamster for me and take pics :)
bbl
Lincoln Myers
Of course you’d think about my dick
Caleb Jones
anko is fat now so... EWW!!!
Noah Ramirez
i cant
i just cant please anything but that
i know i was being hideously rude to you but this would be too much
there has to be something else i can do or say because i really mean it im reflecting on all the bad things i said and its like a weight dragging my mood down
at least i apologized that made me feel slightly better
Owen Williams
glass half full and all that you know.
no, in and on your butthole
Logan Fisher
she just needs a workout partner!
William Perez
spit can be good for anal
this user knows
Hudson Bennett
I'm mostly just a drunken mess, you might wanna reconsider your choice.
Aww, poor sono. I'll make you into a party animal, don't you worry!
Blake Rivera
yes, my spit has coated many a butthole. although never a dudes butthole. I think I could if their voices weren't so, manly.
Hunter Harris
woah
did u get that dagger from some old hags vertebrae?
Jayden Bennett
where theres a will theres a way
lets go out and put sketchy pills up our butts
Gavin White
>where theres a will theres a way
sounds closer to being a 'bite the pillow, in going in dry' kind of thing
Ryan Howard
up our butts, eh. Sounds exciting, let's do it!
Just remember, what happens after that stays between us.
Luis Foster
even more reason to!
empty a bottle for me too will you? (:
Daniel Garcia
all a matter of perspective
i'm not gonna get my organs harvested, am i?
Kayden Rogers
Ugh... here we go again.. but you drive me home when I get too wasted and end up in random places!
Naah, but I get quite gropey when wasted. :)
Ayden Roberts
you may be right. it's there anyone in this community posting jibril frequently, or can I use her for posting in the future?
Wyatt Williams
you sound like you're gropey regardless
it's a free country
nice dubs
Julian Foster
its not going to be comfortable i dont have a car but a motorbike
hope you dont fall i would have to strap you around my back since ur fucked up and all that
Jayden Hernandez
Does nobody use namesync anymore or am I outdated
Connor Hill
Maaaybe.. but don't worry, I'm gentle
Sounds fun! I'll drink and sing rock songs while we drive!
Logan Hernandez
don't avatarfag
Isaac Barnes
why not?
Grayson Martinez
what kind of things do you grope to where you'd have to be gentle? are they fragile?
Noah Phillips
is she your waifu or do you just like her
Ayden Campbell
no dont thats embarrassing what will other people on the street think of us
Kayden Miller
Nice picture.
Nathan Peterson
I'm a big fan of butts so that's my go to. Tho it happens that my hand ends up somewhere it didn't start out at.
I don't care, I wanna enjoy life! :)
Lucas Adams
Isn't that what you did thought? Usually when a guy says "brb" he's going to rub one out, right? How did you fap feel? Did you cum hard?
She's probably pregnant ><
I mean... you spit all over me...
I'm drenched in your saliva... And its only a hamster, its just a filter rat. Place it under your foot and stomp down hard and swift. It won't even feel pain and in return it'll feel really good to you :)
What would you do after that, mister? Will you put your fingers in?
Thank you for your pity :)
I'm not much of a party person either >_<
Thank you so much! What do you like about?
Ryder Wood
how come you like butts so much?
where else do you find said hand going? the moon?
Tyler Miller
Stop complaining and have some fun u ol hag
Butts are the best. You can slap em, bite em, lick em, fuck em, squeeze em.. so many good things. They also look sooo damn good.
You hella know where that hand is going afterwards..
Brody Wood
mmmhh OKAY!
im wearing a helmet anyways do whatever (:
dont say it like that it sounds embarrassing
i cant please
i could never do that to such a cute animal
i shouldve stayed quiet but i really really wanted to have a normal conversation with you since i adore you so much but at the same time im too shy to talk normally or anything at all with strangers
Owen Lewis
to hold your partner's hand?
Noah Robinson
i hate niggers
Lucas Baker
You’re so interested in my dick and cum that you probably wished I did
Christian Gomez
Nicu! I just hope I won't puke on your back..
You.. ugh.. you are so anti lewd. Damn you..
Sebastian Nelson
Did you?
Aiden Ross
this is my waifu and i love her
Lucas Sanchez
i can be very lewd when the situation calls for it
gotta be a feeling behind it, yknow?
Kevin Jenkins
Nah, I'm just always lewd. I can't stop being lewd. It's too much fun.
Charles Long
not my back!
cant you just turn your head a little and let it all fly away with the wind? id rather you do that please
Adam Myers
No, I did some quick errands
Carson Gonzalez
When are you going to do it?
Gabriel Lewis
but what if I start puking while talking to you. I'd never notice and it'd just come out..
Matthew Long
it's okay, i can't help my flirtatious habits either
Aiden Mitchell
Not a big fan of the flirt, tho I do it sometimes. I just like touching way more.
Samuel Russell
do you like touching strangers?
Robert Long
hey now
are you trying to find reasons to puke on me ;_;
whenever it happens just try to swallow it all up again i believe in you!
Sebastian Kelly
Nah, not complete strangers. Only touching people I at least had a conversation with.. which would include you :)
Phahaha, you horse, I was just joking.
Adrian Edwards
just /anyone/ you've had a conversation with, bare minimum?
or do you have criteria?
Adrian Clark
Well, they have to be nice or funny and either show lewd tendencies or deny it completely. Groping those who don't want it at all is the most fun.
Jonathan Cooper
Idk
No images?
Austin Robinson
That's because I'm not Sono
Nathan King
i'll resist until the bitter end, just for you
Christian Evans
Mmmmmh parties don't give me enough stimulation though...
-cleans myself-
spit is gross...
i'm not worthy of your admiration...
what do you like about me?
:(
Why are you so scared of opening up and being honest?
Matthew Watson
You are getting me all excited..
What else does?
Nathan Mitchell
and just what are you so excited for, huh? you got plans?
Ryan Baker
iunno... cumming and sex and my hobbies
Samuel Cruz
Then who are you? Nessie?
Because I didn’t fap? Do you want me to or something?
Daniel Mitchell
are cumming and sex your hobbies?
Connor Ward
It's just me, Nyaa.
Ethan Russell
Having them resist makes it soo much better. I didn't really plan anything.. but since we agreed to sketchy pills up the butt, why stop there?
Well, you do have a bf right? So I can't really assist you there..
Logan Harris
you were
i mean yes of course
i knew that!
ill have to go now its almost 5pm
stay safe and wrap it up
yes it really is im so sorry i didnt know any other way of interaction without coming off weird
from the way you talk i can tell you are a good person i just feel it
you radiate kindness its truly a blessing finally talking normally with you im thrilled just exchanging words
just know ive adored you for a while now
i can tell by the way you write that i did something you will never truly forgive me for doing and so the only thing left for me to do is walk away from it all together ;_;
im sad that it ended the way it did but tats all on me
ill see myself out.
Gabriel Phillips
aight, cya
Brandon Morales
i take it you're no stranger to having objects inserted in your ass aswell
Owen Martin
that got personal quickly
Why do you ask?
Isaiah Martin
John Martinez
Grayson Gomez
heya
feeling alright after last night?
Owen Davis
Ian Powell
because i like to get personal
Nolan Martinez
hi there, i usually dont see you post more than once per thread
Dylan Myers
I'm getting mixed signals over here.
Zachary Thompson
the second one is one of his orbiters
Owen Foster
What happened to the other old waifu people
Blake Price
eheheh, it's okay, you don't have to tell me unless you wanna
Adrian Hill
i had a feeling it might be something like that
but theres also this
Hunter Thomas
I mean if you're alone I guess its okay
w-why do you want to know ><
its hard for me to cum without a little bit of blood
Yup I have a boyfriend
Dylan Wood
Leo Hall
I don't do much with them anymore. They got bored and went to do something else.
Grayson James
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