Spider thread

Spider thread.
Afternoon all. Sitting here in Latvia, having dinner with family and spot this spider on the table. Never seen such a spider here, anyone happen to know more?

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Nope.

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Looks like a crab spider.

Is it biggy baggy banjohats?

Quifflebomb!

Quontz.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomisidae

Bartleburgus.

Barneydoo McBrevitz.

That's a widow, her name is Natalia Alianovna "Natasha" Romanova and she just wants to be friends with you.
Sing together and see other dimensions.

Barneydoo, Barneydoo, Barneydoo McBrevitz!
Barneydoo, Barneydoo, Barneydoo McBrevitz!
Barneydoo, Barneydoo, Barneydoo McBrevitz!
Barneydoo McBrevitz todaaaaay!

Sing this song, brunch juice!

Sing this song, brunch Juice!

Twice bruvvered.

Hanker D. McHammertits!

Misumena vatia

I know subhuman non-American pieces of shit aren't supposed to be posting here. This is an American board for Americans only fucko.

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It's getting old faggot, off yourself already.

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Don't forget to thank me sir

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Its just spiderbro, spiderbro only comes around when danger is near, be on guard.

Looks like a shit copy of one of the indonesian shadow puppets, like from a nigger that wants some diversification grant.

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