A recent shoplifting incident left me in possession of pictures depicting the very incompetent thief’s car, license plate, face... and underwear..
What do I do with this power?
A recent shoplifting incident left me in possession of pictures depicting the very incompetent thief’s car...
Julian Green
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Cooper Butler
Inform the authorities
Cameron Phillips
Already did. They already came. They already had me send them the images..
But now I have like 50 of these things on my phone and I dunno if I’m allowed to delete them or if I gotta keep them or if I’m able to make memes out of them.
Samuel Robinson
You blackmail the fucker
Nathaniel Sanders
nig gonna nig
Jack Lewis
Well you took them, their yours now make some memes
Zachary Martinez
Make distributed backup copies of the evidence.
Ryder Ramirez
Memes it is then
Brandon Price
Well done.
Wanted posters are fun too.
Benjamin Edwards
post more pics
James Ross
Cameron Howard
Lmao, what did he steal?
Landon Flores
C'mon op, first thread in months with some original content worth using. Post more pics.
Matthew Nelson
He was so freaked out by me standing there, taking pictures and mocking him, that he missed the window and landed some socks on the windshield.
I pointed out that he had “missed one” as he drove off.
Christopher Powell
fucking this jesus chriz
Benjamin Thomas
He stole a bunch of polo shit. Shirts, pants, socks, and underwear.
No belts though.. which I made sure to mock him for in lieu of being able to actually physically stop him.
Evan Barnes
NIGGER
Evan Russell
What a dumbass. Wait, he didn't steal from you but someone else?
Ryder Anderson
OP here, and tbh, killing myself tonight Yea Forums, ive finally had enough
>gf hates me
>family hates me
>dad molested me when i was 5
>get gang stalked and people constantly look through my window
>brother recently came out as transgender and said he has feelings for me
unironically not dealing with this shit anymore.
since you guys have given me a home, and kept me entertained, ill return the favor.
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Thank you for always being my favorite board btw.
~vns
Jack Morales
you're lucky he didin't fucking kill you
Angel Morgan
KEK
Xavier Green
Why couldn't you physically stop him?
Kayden Phillips
Dox this thieving nigger, show licence, face etc. Hunt the fucker down and fuck his shit up.
Austin Brooks
This. I hear the blacks can be quite aggressive.
Matthew Allen
Because he was too busy holding his phone up taking pictures, mate. The lulz > justice
Hunter Fisher
Because libshit laws in my state prevent store clerks from laying hands on criminal scum.
I had six inches and several dozen pounds on this chump, so he started yelling out “can’t touch me bro” over and over in an increasingly panicky and high-pitched tone
Eli Howard
I’d have gladly dragged his ass back into the store if it were legal for me to do so.. sadly all I could do was take pictures.
Josiah Bennett
I understand.
Joshua Rivera
Nathaniel Powell
Here’s our intrepid thief as he looks up to reply when I called him a bitch.
Nolan Nelson
His accomplice/getaway driver wisely kept his head down the whole time.
Probably embarrassed his boi fucked up so bad. I’ve seen old ladies with better thieving skills during my time as a wage slave.
Asher Reyes
Lmao, do you have vid? This guy probably does this a lot. I'm sure others know who he is. Ask around.
Brody Bennett
No vid, had the presence of mind to use burst photograph mode to take several dozen photos which form together to make a video. No sound, but higher quality stills.