ALRIGHT Yea Forums I need your fucking advice you stupid queers (Pic on the left is me)

I can't! I'll just keep hitting on the 16 year old girls that work there and making jokes about jizz and black people and I'll get fired again!

Stop being an artfag and do something productive for society

You have GOT to be softly trolling right now.

How about you grow the fuck up, bring your standards for work the fuck DOWN back to planet earth, and get a part time job at a grocry store to save money for community college.

next.

Join the army

Fake a disorder and get put in phychward for disorder then apply for Gubment gibs after getting diagnosed

Then you deserve to be in the position you are right now fag

Share some.

This isn't about what I DESERVE, it's about what I SHOULD DO.

Fine! youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCeQP_guvA This is a music video I made that got me arrested for public indecency along with the fact that I waterboarded myself for 5 minutes for a good shot! I mention this just you get an idea of how little of a life I have outside of this.

go to every restaurant in your area and apply to be a dishwasher

That's a bitchin idea! I might do that

Can I get away with drinking secretly before each shift????

years old
Young, healthy.
>>High school dropout
So what, get a GED
>>Music career is failing because I only get a few thousand views on my music videos
Get a STEM job, you don't need a degree
>>My family is made up of a bunch of douchebags
Find a GF, move in with her
>>I'm a douchebag who thinks he's smarter than everybody!
Confidence
>>No money
Quit getting tattoos, stop drinking and smoking and quit buying shit just because the electric jew tells you
>>No job
Fine one, niggers and illegals can find them easily
>>Family is kicking me out in a month
You got a month, cool.
>>No work history
So what, employers don't care. They want an employee that will show up for work reliably.
>>Can do graphic design really good but no money for school so I'm buttfucked there
Graphic design is useless, might as well suck dick for money. Learn a real trade
>>No plan for the future
I just gave you one.
I've interviewed about 100 people in my career, I care about skills and willingness to work. useless pieces of paper such as degrees and certificates not so much.
Life wears overalls and looks like work, don't be a lazy fuck you are young and full of energy. An 18 year old can convert a single candy bar to a full day's work. My old ass still gets up at 6am despite aches, pains to go to work.

I sure hope you're not a goddamn communist.

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Hell no I'm not a fucking communist how dare you insinuate such ASS!

You won't. Everyone that works there will know that you're a pathetic alcoholic.

No they wont! I'll use my young looks and charm to get out of any awkward situations relating to my drinking.

>I'm a douchebag who thinks he's smarter than everybody!
>No money
>No job
Comedy gold, I tell ya.

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I'm smart in other ways relating to technology, physically I'm a piece of shit douchebag.

Have you folded your sword over 1,000 times? Can you speak and write both dialects? Do you wear the traditional kimono? Do you? DO YOU?!?!??!

if you only have a few drinks you'll be fine. and at shitty jobs who cares what people think anyway?

If this is genuinely you, you're the cringiest sack of shit I've ever seen in my life and watching that made me want to vicariously kill myself through your body.
Sage.

I can type at 160+ WPM consistently without even looking at my keyboard, I can edit videos and films really well, I'm good at graphic design and music production and a few other things. When I was a child my parents were neglectful and abusive so the computer raised me, I had no friends throughout high school/middle school/elementary school and have probably spent 50,000+ hours on the computer no jokes. So now I'm a cocky little asswipe and I have to make a decision FAST!

Ken is dead u dingus

Ooooooo cringe, what are you in high school? I think even a middle schooler could come up with a better way to call me a faggot.

>High school dropout
>Music career is failing because I only get a few thousand views on my music video
You are lost user

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>Young Looks
>Charm

You don’t look young at all and from this post I can tell you have no charm because you’re being a dickhead to everyone who’s tying to help you

No amount of anime is going to fix this massive shit fuck pickle I've gotten myself into. I need to think....

Got a car? If so, get your ass going. Live in it if you have to. No mental and/or physical illness? Good. You’re fucking 18. Want to feel better? I’m 43 and haven’t gotten any in 8 years. Time is on your side. Go

Yes I do, I could pass for 16.

Damn, I trust your wisdom motherfucker for real. I wouldn't say I'm not mentally ill per say I just haven't been diagnosed with anything because i've never seen a medical professional.

Wtf is this

Heyo fag, guess what? That vid was cringe from start to finish.
Also...
>less than 1k views
It's safe to say that you should off yourself at once lmao
>This guy

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Well, I had rapper Twista say I was genuinely good and I've gotten a few offers from the likes of Bentley it just requires money and I don't have any of that. If I had even 1000 dollars I would be in a MUCH better place then I am now with that, come back in a year and see if I even talk to you then faggot.

You look like the creepy 30 year old guy who creeps around the mall looking at the 14 year olds, so no, you cannot pass for 16

Twista watched that vid
And said it’s good

Kys

He really did, imgur.com/a/VZWnTJl He even likes my posts from time to time.

Get organized. Make a plan. Block all the negatives out. I don’t want to say trust no one in the “paranoid” sense, but don’t let anyone disrupt your life goals. Live minimalistically. You never loose anything. Clean. When you think and feel something is too easy, do the hard thing. Do not go to any mental health “professionals”. If you really need help, society will let you know. Keep a schedule. Wake, eat, sleep. Take care of your teeth. Do all this even if you don’t feel like it.

This is the one in particular he liked youtube.com/watch?v=KDBLZJLLtfY

This thread can't be real

Don’t get involved with any women until you have the pick. In other words, don’t “need” them. Don’t yank it more than twice a week either.

everyone in the restaurant game and not infront by the customers is either drinking or smoking pot during their shift. Though with that shit tier mentality you probably will not get hired, due to lack of ambition. Take on a shitty job and prove that you're worth more money. Then gtfo out of that industry unless you plan to aim for the top with some shitty college degrees.

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I’m ending my life

It sure is, I posted pics of it and my Instagram is public if you wanted to double check. I've also been internet famous before with the likes of Billnose which was a sector of that AWFUL channel Top5Unknowns, had millions of views but was cancelled due to my behavior. Channel remnants are still up. I'm an eccentric asshole but i'm not a troll.

TWICE A WEEK?! That's suicide!

>3 comments
>297 views
>Rapper twista (?)
This has to be a dedicated troll

This is sad.

Nope, I know him through organized contacts. Just because my content has very little viewage at this moment doesn't mean I won't get it again. He frequently likes me stuff imgur.com/a/VZWnTJl

The “fap window” to keep the T where it should be. Actually it should be twice a month. Feel that build up rage instead of that three times a day weakness.

take those 100 interviews and jam them up gary vee's ass ;)

This. Community colleges are cheap and you csn leverage that into 4 yr and / or better job.

Your shit looks cringy but has dedication on it.
I won't discard the option of the dedicated troll tho.

>really good

Yeah, I've been doing game dev i.imgur.com/UOS1Jw6.png and graphic design for over 8 years dedicated now (That's just a random model I made for a game no relevance to anything in particular).

PYW.

>due to lack of ambition
Who the fuck cares? This goober has zero experience, so chances are he will start at zero dollaridoos [spoiler]"training wage"[/spoiler] in the dishpit. Long hours of grueling work that require you to literally, and metaphorically, toughen up your skin. This bitch nigger doesn't look to have any of that considering he went into arts. [spoiler]if he isn't rusing all of us[/spoiler]

F+B requires a serious commitment to get anywhere. Passion is not necessary, but it does help. If you're BoH and not in fine dining, not anything above CDP or sous, or not part of the ownership, you aren't seeing a single fucking dollar. And unless you are immensely talented and hardworking, you will need to fire more than one neuron in that skull cage to move up. EVEN THEN it requires your KM or boss to not be a complete dickhead to allow yourself to move up..which also requires you to be above and beyond your coworkers that have worked the line far longer than you have, have a better drive than you, have more knowledge, have better work ethic etc etc etc. [spoiler]If you were smart you wouldn't pursue a culinary career. Learn a trade. Take it from someone who has worked both FoH as uppermanagement, and BoH as an exec.[/spoiler]

I mean did you HAVE to include a picture of morty buttfucking his mom in that seemingly genuine lecture?

fucked up my spoiler tags, but I don't give a fuck

whats up with all the acronyms bro lmao tf

I don't understand 90% of what you said!

>I'm too fucking stupid to google
Get a clue, faggots.

tldr Restaurants are hard, especially if you don't have any experience.

To cure some confusion because I've been getting hurled insults like no other, my music videos have low viewage at this point yes, in a market like Youtube where I am making videos of me getting butt naked doing cocaine and screaming about faggots at this moment I am not performing well, but considering I've been getting good offers and have been getting recognized more often than not by big names, it's only a matter of time before I do make it somewhere. As soon as I have a few thousand dollars of money, it's going towards marketing and I'll have enough money to sign a deal with Bentley, so music is a viable option for me. It's just going to be a little while until then, I want to do music videos full time as my end goal, I just need to find a sustainable way of living until then.

you're paying to sign a deal? tf?

>pick up a trade
Been working as a rough carpenter and finish carpenter for over a decade and it's the same game as you listed, currently level B tech for semi-trucks. my body is ready to give up. Only thing driving me is copious amounts of Adderall. Though in the trade industry you tend to learn quickly to stay away from drunkards and other shit tier people who are fucked while working. Being alert, cautious, aware of your surroundings, having common sense,and ect. all the things this kid does not have.
>seen guys cut their fingers off
>seen guys break arms and legs
>seen guys get fucked by stupidity (re-charging a frozen battery = hydrogen bomb.)

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Nonono, I can sign a deal for free, however some deals such as marketing and distribution deals require just a little (EXTREMELY reasonable) fee to access a lot of their exclusive services. The fee is only like 400 dollars, which for what I'm doing is absolutely nothing. However that much money right now would wipe me out.

>would wile me out
so many artists starve for their art, you chubby little fucker.

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This is my headshot, My music is a mix between Tears for Fears, Depeche Mode, and MGMT. My image is a creepy psycho asshole drug addict with good musical ability and a sad story to tell.

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If that’s really you, you can probably work in video production/editing for a studio somewhere. I liked the cinematography, but the concept and the music is fucking garbage and very cringey. If you’re going to work with a studio though you’re going to have to pull your head out of your ass. You’re not as good as you think. Working with people honestly and earnestly will get you far in the business.

t. full time session/touring musician with no day job since age 21.

I don't know, I've performed it live a few times and it got good reception and I've had a few big names really like my work. Though I'm going to change my style entirely to more of a Tears for fears style.

How long will it take yall fags to realize that its a troll?

>rough carpenter and finish carpenter
>it's the same game as you listed
Fair enough. I'm pulling wires and installing state of the art alarm systems for a small company that engages in multi-million dollar contracts - read: contract work on job sites(mansions) for the elites.

I haven't worked on site with many carpenters so I'm clueless in that regard, but I did make fair bit of money going into it with zero experience or prior knowledge; being the lowest priority does fucking suck however, but money is money.
>stay away from drunkards and other shit tier people who are fucked while working
Yeah, there's dickbags in every industry.
>all the things this kid does not have
You don't need to be a rocket surgeon to help carry stuff around (aka lowest denomination bitch work). I've worked with an actual sub-50 IQ downie that couldn't differentiate a potato from a claw hammer, so if that retard could do it OP can certainly do it.

This is not a troll, I've provided long evidence to prove this.

You need to get your shit together and finish your GED and stay on the path of tech training. You have talents, but have to pay some dues taking classes, building a potrfolio of work, etc. You already have a start, but video scenes of preparing drugs aren't going to get points

>gets decent advice
>head still in ass
Industry related is the game.

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full time recording engineer here making 60k a year. i’m in my mid twenties now and hustled selling weed and delivering pizza for 8 years to pay my bills (moved out as soon as i was 18)

get off yer lazy fucking ass, be a bus boy, quit go on tour, come back and do uber eats, go on tour again, etc just like every other artist who is legitimately trying for success

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What are the consequences of selling drugs in Oregon, like is it likely to even get caught if smart about it?

Man the fuck up.

Not a rocket surgeon. Though retards will ask you to do stupid shit such as climb a ladder thats not resting on anything secure. Holding things while they cut dangerously low to your fingers. As for the electrical side holy fuck the shit i had to undo behind you fuckers. Gave up on that industry due to torn ligaments in knees and stairs.

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>Though retards will ask you to do stupid shit
Learning experience. Either he learns from his experiences (OUCH = BAD = STAY AWAY FROM OUCH) or he loses life and limb. Win/win for everyone involved.
>As for the electrical side holy fuck the shit i had to undo behind you fuckers.
:^)

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What. A. Queer

Please don't shoot up a school ty

Big names mean fuck all until the contracts are signed and the money materializes. Do you know how many “big names” I know and how many of them go out of their way to put me on? None. I’ve carved a path with a solid work ethic and being a proficient and competent musician. And only now is shit materializing. An investor is putting up 150k for our band. They’ve bought me brand new gear, we have a sprinter van under our name, and we begin touring in mid August. I’ve played the side man game (see: paying your dues) and have played for major label artists. Now I have something that I own on the come up. This shit isn’t handed to you. Doing drugs like a retard isn’t going to help as much as you think it does. You have a lot to learn.

Oh I don't do drugs really, that's just my image. And agreed I do have a lot to learn.

Why did you skip over this? It's your best option for multiple reasons

Join the Marine Corps, you’ll learn to enjoy being a miserable sack of shit.

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does anyone ever be like "you know, you don't have to yell... it's just as easy to learn if you say it calmly dude"?

i cant tell if youre 18 or 30.

You’re not there to learn, you’re there to experience stress so you don’t freeze up or puss out when you deal with combat stresses. Learning is for after boot camp.

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I worked with a dishwasher that smoked crack behind the dumpsters. dishwashers get away with almost anything.

>incel. army or bust! next!

Start practicing the phrase
"Would you like fries with that?".
Now go out and get a job you lazy whiny lil bitch. Time to grow up.

Chad.

I wouldn't call that chad behavior

>kid wants to drink while working
>no experience
>not rocket surgery
I dunno man, i feel like he'll end up on your site and strip wires that your pulling in the middle.

first step to success is to stop whining and start trying.

how about save money by not drinking. How have you never had a job before?

No one cares about your background, just the work you do. Never address it

Music was alright (I have pretty shit taste so take that with a grain of salt)
The visual aspects made me cringe a bit. Best bet is to probably go into the military if you seriously can't get anything else.

fiverr. com

If you are that good in graphic design you gonna win money in there

do you have a car?

get a job in construction. work your ass off. musics going no where because it's genuinely not good. become a project manager in 10 years. Start playing guitar then

Stop cucking yourself and figure out how to use other people to create income so you can live the life you want to. Until then get a job, learn from those smarter than you, and man the fuck up.

Start using right half of a brain.
That may not make sense now, cannot tell You why, but try.
Ur life depends on It.