Just small dick things

Just small dick things

>Shifting your junk and your dick spriongs like one of those slinky door stoppers.
>working out and getting even more depressed because it gets smaller when you do.
>when you feel the bulge in your pants and it's actually your nuts and your dick is higher up.
>when you lay on your stomach and your scrotum covers your dick.
>sticking it in some pussies and just feeling loose flesh with no grip.
>constant consideration of suicide

Anything I missed Yea Forums?

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Yeah you forgot "enormous ambition and drive for success in life in order to compensate"

really? It's the opposite for me, I get all synical and give up on life until things get so bad I'll probably suck start a pistol.
but hey I have minecraft, so.

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stfu you little bitch. learn how accept it and learn how to use it.

if you did something with yourself youd be fine. dicks not even small enough to be this fucking depressed over it.
but, you did forget "constantly wishing you were born in the roman empire/ renaissance era where tiny dicks were preferred"

>learn how accept it
why if women won't? isn't the point to have women accept you?

ooo good one.

really? no pun intended but I thought this thread would be longer

nice

lovely bush and nice balls

Firstly, trim your fucking pubes. Second, its not that small. Lose some weight and you'll gain half an inch.

Use your tongue you virgin.

I just accept my tiny dick and submit my ass to a big daddy dick

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looks like an elephant snout

You know, you're the first one to tell me that.

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i dont know user, i think it looks 10/10

Thats not really that small... pretty sure thats average size if you measured it

Thank you

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oh my god, you look great. i wish i looked that good haha

small dicks get caged and teased by slutty gfs : )
>well mine does

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It's all in the angles ;D

pfft, dont be so hard on yourself c:

A lot of youtube with girls on the street that always say size doesn't matter so I wouldn't worry too much

You'd be happy with yourself if you couldn't make a woman's eyes roll back in ecstacy while riding your dick because it's too small and your only hope is to try and hit the g-spot?

My peen is 5 inches, but curved like a banana, in an upwards direction.
It’s stiff as a fucking rock when erect, so I can’t aim it downwards at all. Just stuck like that. I wish I had a floppy erect penis, not a fuckin banana dick

nah curved dicks are great for women, it's like itching their insides with a dick hook lmao.

here's one more of me in my first cage, obviously it was much too large and she quickly had me order a smaller one so that i would never have any hope of an erection again : P

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ohhhh, i didn't even notice i was leaking so much in this pic from just my gf rubbing my cage with her barefoot soles and toes(though they are perfect im told) : ) how embarrassing lol

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i'd love to lick your leaking and naughty cage cum and stick my tongue through your cage to tease you and id love to lick your gf's pussy clean after her bulls pleases her to give you a break from doing it. would that be ok?

ok

^ what he said
Mine is 14.5cm and girls even cheat to their boyfriends with me and I had a trap gf for couple of months, its attitude and skill
Porn really changes the views and expectations of people
I know a girl that cucks her husband and he has 20cm dick.
>If you're beta, you'll be beta no matter the size

hot

>Anything I missed Yea Forums?
There's also, sometimes having to push your dick down when you sit down on the toilet.

yesss, like when you sit and you're soft and if you just pissed it'd probably just piss straight forward.

haha I want to end my life ha.

Well I think you have a nice-looking dick. I'm a grower, from like 2" to 6" or so, and I dunno, I've been okay with that for a long time. But then I guess I don't know what sizes people get insecure about.

Yah might just be me. but I appreciate it.
and that's some range there.

>dick got stuck in dads ziper

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Well I guess it probably ranges between 2" and 4" soft, I'm sure you know how that goes. But remember one of the things about the internet is, there's a bias in terms of who's more likely to publicly show off their dick, and also which pictures are gonna be popular. The only way you'd probably get a true sense for dick sizes of normal people is by being a medical doctor--though I've done some life drawing, and you see a decent range of sizes there too.

big dicks have cons aswell, just get on w life

>oh no, she complains it's too big and it hurts.

How do you make it through life user.

true there are less cons, but average is probably best.

Same. It sucks
Fucking hate that.

Sounds like my kind of day

son I have some news for you.

Fucking absolutely hate that

As a grower I can relate with all but the last 2

how long hard? pics?

Oh it's this thread again, great. sage

oh ya, you're such an oldfag o m g *SNIFFS FART* AWWWW YAAAAAA *SNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH.

can you give some better context than some blurry white shit that we have no idea how long is it. a ruler would be nice. is that fully hard btw?

Hey I'm even smaller so don't sweat it . try to masternate with a dildo and see if you like it. I look at the positives. It's less to tape up and less to get removed when I get surgery. I wish I didn't have a dick at all but I'd rather have 2 inches then 6. Try on some panties and of you don't see a bulge might as well get on HRT.

Fucking KYS tranny faggot. 40%

user want me to cheer him up by letting him play with this tight juicy ass kik billgates 565

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nah it's soft there it's hard, it's about 5.5 inches hard but I feel like the size is overall small.

yah go die

>stroking your little white dick to bbc

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I'd take the suicide route first.